so many abs so little time

I want more fics where Stiles is unaffected by Derek’s hotness. Like, real people interact with attractive ppl every day without making a fool of themselves or drooling or doing stupid things. Instead of Stiles being dumb, unable to talk, or immediately falling in love with Derek, I want him to look at Derek, think “wow that guy’s hot,” and then immediately go “that dude is out of my league so moving on.” So, Stiles just treats Derek like he does everyone else.

Derek is really really into Stiles. So, he does everything he can to impress Stiles. He wears tight jeans, tank tops, works out with Scott and Danny in front of him, and takes off his shirt and walks around him front of him. Except…nothing works. Derek never has trouble getting people he wants. He knows he’s hot, and so he works that. Except it’s not working on Stiles.

And Derek is really really confused. Whenever he takes off his shirt or wears his best ass-hugging jeans, Stiles notices, sure. But so does Allison, who’s basically married to Scott, and Lydia, who Derek has overheard screwing Jackson too many times to count for the past couple years. Kira blushes, and Erica - well, Erica may be engaged to Boyd, but she never misses an opportunity to put her hands all over Derek’s sweaty abs and pecs. Danny always fucks him with his eyes, and Parrish stares a little too long, his cheeks a little too pink, and Derek thinks maybe he should hook up with Parrish again just to appease his bruised ego. Because Stiles looks, but then he stops looking because apparently it doesn’t impress him.

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Semblances have more than one trait...

Edit: to put commas and have stuff make more sense…

I feel like this has been confirmed in the most recent season. But there is still a bunch of people having arguments about it so Imma put my 2 cents. YES a semblances is one thing. You can only have one semblance… but like a bunch of shit it can come with side effects. Just like you have a cold… You got runny nose a fever and then some. Now I need to go back and look at the other characters that have shown semblances to see what their side effect is but this is what I have for now….  Let me get into it.

RUBY: Can burst into rose petals and move faster than most. The side affect is her being able to use her speed without bursting into rose petals. But when she does ((become rose petals)) that is the true form of her semblance and when she is fastest.

WEISS/WINTER: The glyphs. Their main glyphs give them speed when the glyphs interact with dust the properties change. Their summoning glyph is Their main semblance and what their other glyphs work up too. 

YANG: Without activating her semblance, it lets her take the hits and she can start dealing them back with more force. When it is activated is when all the damage that was done manifests into adrenaline letting her deal the damage twice as hard.

NORA: Her semblance truly becomes active after an electrical charge. But as a side effect she has better control over muscle commands giving her superhuman strength on the regular.

QROW: He can turn into a crow that’s main part of the semblance a side effect is his ability to be a bad luck charm. 

REN: I call it peace of mind. It calms down the emotions and renders whoever is affected by his semblance invisible to the grimm; Only makes the people affected invisible to grimm not to other people. The side effect can be seen in Ren when he is outside of a battle it calms the emotions on the regular. 

EMERALD: Illusions. She is able to manipulate the vision and hearing parts of the mind to give whoever is under her control a realistic image… Side effect… Emotional state. She is able to throw of their mental stability by causing panic rage, or with Amber and the people she steals from a sense of trust or happiness. 

((edit to add more))FLYNT: I like to call his the echo. His clones are tangible but they don’t have minds of their own they merely echo what Flynt does, the downside/side effect is it has to keep his full attention or it doesn’t work but that is also a bonus considering that he has the ability to hyper focus enough to make his echos deadly

PYRRHA: polarity magnets!!! Yay! He side affect is not only controlling it but sensing the metal and adjusting herself to deflect without her semblance. Most prominent in her fight against CRDN.

BLAKE: Shadow has she calls it leaves a solid mimic of herself but idk if anyone else sees it but when she drops a shadow she goes invisible and becomes fast enough, when in close range, you can almost say homegirl is teleporting. She gets a hella speed boost when a shadow is dropped that and she can infuse a shadow with dust.

SUN: I call his outlines. They can be soild but it looks like they aren’t soild until contact with a target. I haven’t gotten to see a side effect but the fact that the outlines don’t stay soild the whole time sun can make more and that’s just cool so this is just me gushing about my ab boy.

((HOW DID I FORGET MY BAE)) GOODWITCH: Telepathy! Not just Telepathy homegirl has mastered her semblance so nasty that she can make items turn back time to their original form/state with little use of her aura! Obviously it can take a toll shown by her trying to rebuild beacon but my boo GOODWITCH IS THE SHIT

Most of the fandom, I have no idea why, think that semblance is a completely different thing that does not draw from Aura. I have seen too many videos and post questioning “Why don’t they use it more?” “The battle could have ended quickly!” “Why wasn’t Qrow’s active all these other times?!”

AURA! Semblances draw the power from Aura. Qrow’s aura was focused on the poison running through him ((another reason I think homie stays drunk to try to nullify the bad luck, even though it doesn’t work too well)) REN couldn’t use it in battle cause 1. his hand would have had to stay on the ground the whole time taking him out of the battle and 2. it takes a lot of Aura and we have seen that he runs out pretty quick.

now if you’ll excuse me… Imma go look at the other characters I haven’t mentioned so I can add more to my worthless post lol

does this count as a ramble…. Imma tag it as a ramble

Sebastian Stan - Reunion - Part 6

You and Sebastian head to his parent’s lake house to join his parents and your parents for a two-week vacation. The lake house is beautiful and you know that at the end of the two weeks, you’re going to have so many wonderful memories. During your little vacation, Sebastian takes you out on the lake in the boat that his parents own and the two of you have so much fun. Tha night, Sebastian has something to tell you.

Pairing/s: Sebastian x Fem!Reader

Characters: Sebastian Stan, Fem!Reader, Georgeta Orlovschi (Sebastian’s mom), Anthony Fruhauf (Sebastian’s stepdad), Y/M/N Y/L/N, Y/D/N Y/L/N 

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1st day

Hi, guys. Let’s do the 1st day of working out. But first things first:

1. I always do abs and arms. 

2. I run 3 times per week (max). But if you guys run twice a week, that’s really good, too.

3. Don’t ever do more than you can. Respect your limits. If there’s something here you can’t do, don’t do it. Better take it slow and progress each and every day, than actually pull a muscle or something else and have to stop everything. That goes for running, too.

4. I follow the Darebee’s workout programmes. So, if you want to complement this a bit more, you can go to their website and get some really good ones. I fully recommend using their resources. And it’s all free.

Okay, now, for the 1st day.

It looks scary, but we’re not doing everything. I only do a line per day, so I can do abs every day and mix it with arms. So, today, I did the second line: leg raises, flutter kicks and hollow hold. You can do as many sets as you’d like, as long as you do at least 3.

Remember to take your time and not rush it. Take a 30 seconds rest between sets and a 2 minute rest between exercises.

For arms:

Use the weights you feel comfortable with. You should be able to do the exercises without extreme effort. That means, you should have a little trouble finishing the exercises (like, you arms are sore during the last set), but not so much that will hurt you. If you don’t feel a bit sore after it, you’re not doing it hard enough. But it’s just a bit sore. Don’t go using weights heavier than you should. Start light and go heavier bit by bit until you find the right weight.

Now, I mix the exercises up so I don’t feel too tired too soon. I also add some more exercises, so to get the results I want. So, what I did today was, in order:

. 5 sets of 20 leg raises
. 4 sets of arnold press (12-10-8-8)
. 5 sets of 20 flutter kicks
. 4 sets of push-ups (12-12-10-10)
. 5 sets of 20 seconds hollow hold
. 4 sets of lateral raises (7-7-6-5-)
. 4 sets of crunches *
. 4 sets of tricep extensions (6-5-5-4)
. 4 sets of V-ups (10-10-8-6)
. 4 sets of bench presses (12-10-10-8) **
. 4 sets of bicep curls (12-10-10-8)

* The 4 sets of crunches go as following:
     . 20 crunches
     . 10 side crunches (per side)
     . 20 sit ups

** You don’t need an actual bench press to do it. Just use the weights as if you were on a bench press.

After all that workout, it’s running day. I’ll tell you what I did, but each person has their own rhythm, so don’t force it. Go as slow as you need and a bit faster each time. 

But remember to run at least 30 min. That’s how long you need for it to actually do its effects.

I did:

. 15 min at 8.5
. 5 min at 6.0
. 5 min at 8.0
. 8 min at 5.5 (until I completed 4km)

Well, this is it for today. It seems like a lot, but it’s not. You should take between an hour to 2 hours to complete this. And this is a full workout, so even if you do this only 2-3 times a week, you already get a full workout.

If you guys have any questions, fell free to PM me. 

And don’t forget: don’t ever force it. Go as light or as slow as you need and then slowly find your own rhythm. Be safe, first and foremost. 

Study Break - Lay

Originally posted by princeyiixing

Group: EXO
Member: Lay
Type: Smut 
Warning: sexual content!


You sigh when you look at all the pages still waiting to be shoved into your head. You really weren’t feeling studying today. You actually never feel like studying but today is especially bad. 

You were really excited to start college but now you’ve been there for two years already, all you wanna do is quit. You’d much rather hang out with your boyfriend. You don’t see him that much as it is because of his busy schedule but now you have to study for upcoming exams, it’s become even less. 

Lost in thought, you were chewing and nibbling on your ballpoint pen, thinking about what you’d rather be doing than sitting there between a pile of paper and textbooks. You could think of a thing or two. 

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Requested by anon <3
Prompt:  Hi first of all I love your writing specially the king and queen series! May I request you something with Jon snow from got? Something ab you being a badass from winterfell and after s1 the first time you see him again is on the black castle and you think he’s dead but Melisandre does her thing and a happily ever after maybe? Or some angst I wouldn’t mind, also please do it only if you want or if you can its just that there aren’t many things written ab Jon and I love him :)
A/N: Hiya! I’m so glad you like my writing!!! //claps eagerly. I also love Jon Snow. Don’t understand how so little stuff is of him ;// P.S. changed it a bit, hope you don’t mind…

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MASTERLIST.

Your boots stomped on the stone flooring as you marched to the wooden door, your pace quickening as slight panic overtook you. You pushed the door open, almost falling in, your lips parted open to catch your breath. The few people that where standing by a wooden table turned to you, a look of sorrow passing their faces as they saw your red cheeks. “Please don’t-” You started, feeling your fingers go numb as you saw the figure everyone was surrounding.

A stinging pain, like an arrow, pierced your chest as you felt weak in the knees but contained your self from showing any emotion. You clenched your fists, staring at the familiar batch of curly black hair and such a pale, hollow face.

You came to the Nights Watch as a woman in disguise, originally being from Castelry Rock – a Lannister spy. What you didn’t expect is making friends with the one man you were sent to watch and if needed kill. What you didn’t expect also was falling in love.

You stood at the edge of the wall, your short (colour) hair decorated with frost and swaying fiercely from the harsh wind. The heavy fur coat wasn’t enough to feel warm even when standing by a fire as you could hardly feel your feet. Faintly you heard footsteps approaching and curious to who it was you turned your head sideways, meeting the warm chocolate eyes that belong to the Lord Commander.  

There it was again. That strange jump your heart made each time you met his gaze.

“(Lastname).” Jon greeted.

“Lord Commander.” You nodded. Jon stayed quiet for a long moment, staring into the depths of the flames , “May I ask why are you here?”

“I know what you are.” The statement did not surprise you – he was bound to find out sooner or later. Suddenly, he looked at you, but it was different. It was not the same, faraway but friendly gaze. No hardship in his deep eyes. There was something flickering in his irises, something that made you instantly forget the pinching cold. You gulped, feeling your throat run dry.

“You took your time.” You replied light-hearted, making Jon crack a small smile before his face fell into a frown.

“It’s not safe for a woman here.” He told, taking a step closer and grabbing you by the upper arm, “You must leave.”

“I know and understand the dangers, Jon.” You said, taken aback by the sudden approach, “I can hold my own.” He shook his head.

“I’d rather you not have to.” He said, genuine worry in his tone, “You must leave at first light.”

“No.”

“Why?”

“Because I don’t want to leave you.”

You couldn’t believe you would never see those beautiful eyes again and that smile that seemed to light up this dark place. You didn’t want to believe it. And you wouldn’t believe it until someone proved you wrong.

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anonymous asked:

Dex x Nursey and Yoga Class?????

•the class is Nursey’s idea. obviously.

•and at first Dex is NOT having any of it

•"it’s good for your body!“ “we are collegiate athletes how much more working out do we need”

•"it’s a destressor!“ “why do you need to destress? every third word out of your mouth is ‘chill’”

•but Nursey isn’t giving up and he pouts and sticks out his (very soft-looking) lower lip and bats those long lashes over those nice green eyes and Dex knows he’s doing it as a joke but shit he’s really pretty okay

•and that’s why three days later Dex, instead of doing something actually enjoyable with his Thursday night, is at fucking yoga

•they are not good at yoga.

•Nursey keeps falling over. a lot. a lot of yoga is about balance and Nursey is great on skates but on land? yeah, not so much

•Dex just doesn’t have the patience. why do they have to hold the poses so long

•there is precisely one (1) perk to be found in all of this for Dex

•they got to class almost but not quite late and it was already pretty full, meaning that Dex ended up having to put his rented mat behind Nursey’s instead of next to him

•this prevented any interaction with Nursey but did provide Dex with a perfect view of his ass

•we are all familiar with the Hockey Butt Phenomenon

•so yeah, there’s that

•anyway, they’re earlier the next few times and end up next to each other so there’s not so many ass-staring opportunities

•but Dex swears that he’s caught Nursey staring at his abs once or twice when they’ve gone into poses that involve lifting their arms and Dex’s shirt rides up

•(it doesn’t hurt that Dex is wearing an old t-shirt from high school that was a little tight even then and that he’s put on ten pounds of muscle since)

•anyway their eighth class falls on fucking Valentine’s Day so the yoga class is having a special partners yoga

•Dex doesn’t want to go but Nursey insists

•"dude, it’s all about trusting and connecting with another person. it could help our d-man game”

•so that’s how they wind up doing a partners yoga session together

•the sexual tension is. thick

•there’s a lot of…touching each other. holding each other’s hands. eye contact.

•they can barely make it through the hour

•Nursey isn’t going to say anything. Nursey is pretty openly bi but he doesn’t know if Dex even likes dudes or not or if all the tension is in his head

•they walk together back to Dex’s dorm room

•and when they get there and it’s empty Dex says “thank god my roommate is out tonight”

•and Nursey asks “why’s it matter?”

•and Dex says “means I can do this” and suddenly Nursey is pressed against Dex’s closed door and Dex’s lips are on his mouth and his hands are roaming up and down over his chest and down his sides and back up under his shirt just trying to touch every part of Nursey that he can, hungry for every inch of him

•they are very very lucky that Dex’s roommate does not come back that night.

Updates~

Hey guys, sorry it’s been awhile.  I actually did some scanlating this week!  

BUT HOLY FUCK AM I WORKING ON WAY TOO MANY PROJECTS RIGHT NOW…AHHHH!!!

Anyway, I promised quite a few releases in October, and obviously I have failed you guys.  I did actually work on all of those projects, but I have yet to finish them.  I need to just do one at a time, rather than a little bit of each project (because then it feels like I haven’t made progress).  

In other news, an awesome friend (@rasher-translations) is helping out with translating the Ichikawa Kei project.  I translated half of it in a few days, and haven’t been able to work on it since then (been too busy, and lost momentum).  But she will be finishing that soon.  

Additionally, a totally awesome typesetter (@fantaisy06) is going to help out on quite a few projects.  She’s really awesome and super quick (like 500% faster and better than me), so that will leave more time for me to translate (yay…). 

I did just translate another Mou Ichido extra page, so you’ll probably see that tomorrow.  

The typesetter will be finished with Drugless Sex chapter by tomorrow, so then it just needs to be QCed.

I’ve been halfway done with typesetting chapter 2 of Pink to Mameshiba for awhile now.  I will fucking finish it this week (I really like it too, so what is the hold up???)

And Red Beryl ni Sayonara is half translated, so I should be finished with that by the end of this week.  I’m really excited about this series!  It’s actually a brand supernatural Michinoku Atami series!  As far as I know, this is her first supernatural manga, and is totally different than her usual stuff (I mean, her smut is awesome, but this one actually has a plot!).

The hold up on Namaiki Hierarchy is purely me not getting around to proofreading it.  So I will 100% finish that this week.  Man, do I suck right now. 

Anyway, after all of that, I’ll finish translating chapter one of the Abe Akane one. It’s so fun to translate.

Sorry for the rant!  I just felt like I owed you guys an explanation/update, since i’ve been pretty flaky with my releases lately.  I have so many exciting projects, but I’m just one person with very little free time, so you’ll have to bear with me for now (unless other people want to help!).

But seriously, check out how cute these guys are ?? (from Suki Kirai wa Iwanai yo - Abe Akane - see picture below).  

I did promise a mini synopsis awhile back, and then totally forgot.  So, in a few words:

Our main character is brand new freshman in college.  He’s quite an idiot (he’s the blonde guy below).  He’s then joins the “The Food Club,” although he’s mostly interested due to the promise of cute girls.  My favorite line so far is when our main character says, “If this cool onii-chan (the black-haired guy below) says it, then it must be true.” [lol, what an idiot] Anyway, despite all the title pages having imagery of food, there is actually very little food involved in this manga.  There’s lots of drama, and a super killer sex scene at the end (which is fairly usual for Abe Akane). There’s also a random one shot about some kids. - this was a fairly lame synopsis…but that’s all I can remember at the moment.

So that’s the end of my super long post!  Clearly, I like to ramble incoherently. I’m gonna go to sleep now (as usual, I have to wake up for work in 5 hours…), but anyway, you guys should cheer me on, so that I get fully motivated to finish my impossible amount of work.  If anyone has any questions/spoiler requests for any of the manga I mentioned in this post, feel free to ask me!  I love answering questions.

~Good night, everyone!!~

Check out those abs… 👍🏻

anonymous asked:

I saw the aro!Neville headcanon, so how about cupioromantic, asexual trans boy Neville?

Excellent!

Trying to stop Harry, Hermione, and Ron from leaving the dorm that night in first year was not the first time Neville ever did something brave. When he turned eleven he asked his gran to write a letter to the headmaster of Hogwarts explaining that they needed to change a few things in their records regarding the Longbottom’s only child. Instead of writing back Dumbledore showed up on Augusta’s front step the next day just in time for tea. Neville couldn’t look him in the eye and stumbled over a lot of his words, but he was able to explain that Hogwarts had his gender and name wrong in their records. Dumbledore assured him he would personally see to it that the corrections were made.

Neville who finds himself becoming a bit of a hopeless romantic starting in fourth year. He doesn’t feel attracted to anyone, but he would like a relationship with the same kind of emotional intimacy that romantic relationships seem to have. So he starts studying up on more of what people do in romantic relationships to achieve that intimacy by asking to borrow some of Hermione’s books. (”I don’t have many books with romantic subplots, Neville, but I promise these eleven are good quality with no abusive relationships or petty love triangles or rubbish descriptions of a boy’s abs for twenty pages.” “Uh, thanks?”) It’s also why he dives so exuberantly into McGonagall’s dance lessons before the Yule Ball. He’s so happy when he discovers the aro spectrum and cupioromanticism. It describes him to the letter.

Seventh-year Neville who realizes that the war and Death Eater-controlled Hogwarts completely obliterate any thoughts of sexual or romantic relationships from his mind even as the same circumstances make those things all the more important to many of his classmates. During the precious little time he has to himself in the Room of Requirement, he realizes that he doesn’t feel sexual attraction either. But unlike his desire to have a romantic relationship, he doesn’t care about sex at all. He had learned about asexuality around the time he learned about aromanticism. He had just never given it much thought. But now he takes comfort in that identity as well.

Cupioromantic asexual trans boy Neville

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anonymous asked:

in gaf au how is the first time Lexa meets clarkes parents?

well they have a long weekend off in October right around clarkes bday & it’s like long enough lexa doesn’t wanna stay at school & she could visit anya but anya has WICKED midterms & she doesn’t wanna fly home bc she’d just be jetlagged the entire time & then fly back & be jetlagged again so clarke is like well,,,,,,,, u can come stay w me for the break? if u want? my parents are doing smth for my bday too before my Party party so it could be fun so lexa is like yes sure that does sound lovely

she’s nervous to meet them but she’s sure they are good ppl bc clarke talks abt them so fondly & also,,, they raised clarke, who in lexas opinion is the Best Person, so she’s rly mostly nervous bc she rly wants them to like her & she is worried abt missing an important social cue or smth

clarke is rly rly laid back around them tho they get home after school on a Friday & lexa has this little weekend duffel & Jake immediately is like lemme get that for u kiddo & clarke is LUGGING a suitcase upstairs even tho like,,, she has a Bunch of clothes there but whatever lol anyway so she’s like what am I dad trash?? he’s like no lexa is a guest & also she apparently plays field hockey & quite well from clarkes Raving abt it I might add & clarke u know I love you & support however healthy form ur body takes shape but u could prolly use the exercise & she’s like oh god fuck urself but she’s laughing & lexa would Never talk to her parents like that but it seems rly normal for Jake & clarke so she’s happy.

also Jake doesn’t even bother to put lexas bag in a guest room he just puts it in clarkes & is like open door policy & then leaves & lexa is like I don’t know what that means & clarke is like don’t worry abt it jfc dAD

anyway after they get settled they go outside bc it’s chilly but nice & Jake is barbecuing & he just chats w them abt school he makes sure to ask lexa questions that pertain only to her bc she’s Quiet & clarke just keeps talking but when he asks lexa questions she’s considerate & rly smart & often quite funny & eventually they get to talking abt math & clarke is like 🙄🙄🙄 for the first time in my life I would rather set the table than just sit here

Abby gets home for a late dinner & she & lexa get on Rly well Abby is Wonderful & like Jake LOVES lexa he thinks she’s so good for his bb but he’s like clarke in so many ways he’s so happy all the time & funny sometimes lexa gets tired lol but Abby is more serious & lexa sees so much of her in clarke as well but yah the first night Jake is like ok dinner is ready hi abs my love save any lives today? I will get wine what are u feeling & lexas like oH! wAIT! & clarke just sits at the table laughing a little as lexa BOUNDS up the stairs & then scrambles back down w a bottle of wine & like she’s deadass 14 she’s like just so u know I did not buy or steal this, my older sister bought it, but not in this country so u need not worry abt fake IDs. & it’s like a RIDICULOUSLY expensive Bordeaux from France that anya had grabbed over the summer & given to lexa bc she didn’t rly like it lol & Abby & Jake are like 😳 this is quite the gift thank u lexa how much are u worth again? & she’s like well when I began at polis two months & five days ago, $212 million, but I have invested well in some stocks since then so I expect higher. my sister, anya, is 17 & she has more than doubled her net worth, & she doesn’t particularly like math

they are like oKAY THEN we will More than enjoy this wine thank yOU & they have a nice family dinner clarke is Thrilled like all her fav ppl together her dad lets them all serve themselves instead of plating bc he knows that lexa is incredibly particular & that way it’s not awkward or anything

& the next morning lexa is up Way early bc her sleep schedule is always a lil fucked up sleep is v hard for her & Abby is like oh hello lexa would you like to run & get breakfast w me for everyone & so they do & they talk abt just things they both find interesting it’s v cute Abby is like how did you sleep lexas like well for the time my brain quieted down so wonderfully, clarkes mattress is so soft, as is clarke & Abby just smiles like clarke isn’t ‘out’ yet she officially comes out abt a month later at thanksgiving lmao clarke but like. they Know & honestly like lexa is lovely but even if clarke didn’t like any girls they are still v hap & supportive & kind. like lexa tells Abby & Jake she’s gay at breakfast just offhandedly mentions it & theyre like ok cool & that’s that.

& the weekend is just rly nice clarkes gma (abbys mom) comes over for a lil bday lunch for her since her big party isn’t on her actual bday & they like to do a family thing anyway & lexa gives clarke a GAY present she bought her a star it’s so cute & she named it idk smth so gay but lowkey weird like ‘creek’ in Iranian bc that’s where she first took clarke when they met & everyone is just like Wow that was gay but clarke is just thrilled it’s cute

& then lexa naps a lot on Sunday & Jake is watching football when she wakes up & lexa Hates football but she goes to watch w him & recites that stats of ea play before the play she thinks they’re going to run & she’s right like 85% of the time he’s like how do you Do that she’s like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i only like sports other than hockey bc of the math. also I’m autistic & then she leaves the room & he just Smiles & clarke wanders in a few minutes later w some popcorn & two beers & he’s like no clarke u cannot have that thank u for mine tho & she plops down next to him & they watch a bit & he’s like I think lexa is a genius & clarke is like she is dad like actually her IQ & he’s like I Knew it & they share popcorn & trash talk at the TV & lexa naps bc that’s boring to her & she loves napping

it’s a wonderful weekend honestly Jake & Abby are always rly happy when lexa stays w them she’s lovely to clarke like gentle & patient & always calls clarke out on her shit & stands up for herself too they love when lexa gets this defiant lil tilt to her chin bc she’s shorter than clarke for the first two years they know her it’s so cute but then she GREW like Rly fast & she’s taller all of a sudden but she still juts her chin & they can tell it just drives clarke Nuts

Reasons to love Moon Jongup ( a few at least)

-Do we need to talk about this??
-Legit cutest puppy ever
-Amazing voice, seriously
-Composed a song with a friend in high school
-Such an amazing dancer wow seriously
-Very handsome, yes!!
-Angelic smile tbh legit angel
-Moon Angel
-Can be sassy at times
-Smol but strong
-Have you seen his arms??? Daaamn 💯💯👌👌👍👍
-He’s so kind and so sweet man
-How can you not love Moon Jongup
-Happy virus of the group
-He’s so shy man it’s so cute
-He’s funny even if he looks a bit awkward at times
-Likes One Punchman and Pokemon
-Likes Anime
-Very cute, helpful and obedient dongsae
-That look he has on stage tbh
-Abs man Moon Jongup’s abs seriously
-Everyone loves Moon Jongup tbh they can’t keep their hands off him
-Model material tbh
-His selcas are a blessing from the Heavens
-Can speak a bit of English and keeps improving~
-His little spins are so damn adorable!!!

Moon Jongup is such a precious angel, there’s so many reasons to love him really

anonymous asked:

Clarke going to watch Lexa's soccer team practice in the summer (pre-season) and it happens to be a ridiculously hot day so, as many players do, Lexa and most of the other girls are playing with only a sports bra underneath their pinnies (Clarke can't even hide the fact that she's checking out Lexa's abs every time her pinny lifts up) and so after practice, Lexa is last in the locker room and is in the middle of showering when Clarke slips past the shower curtain and fucks her against the wall

Also, Lexa being a little shit and purposely dragging the hem of her pinny up to wipe away the sweat on her forehead because she can see her horny ass girlfriend sitting stiffly on the bleachers with her lips parted (maintaining eye contact and raising her eyebrows innocently at the blonde)

306pm  asked:

Okay so I was trying to sleep, but I had an idea for a Tallster AU and since you're the best, can you please do one of those things maybe? (idk is this how we submit things to you 😘😘✌🏼️) so: TALLSTER GOES TO BUILD-A-BEAR

This is a fine way to submit things to me! I know there’s an actual submit button that some people have but I am like, low tech tumblr user so this is what I got. 

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BUILD-A-BEARs I HAD WHEN I WAS LITTLE?

I cost my parents so much money. I even had a duck from a knock off build-a-bear from a Wal-Mart in Maine. 

I got this, hope you like it. 


  • Ben’s helping chaperone Thomas’s birthday party because Abe has like, some kind of blackmail on him or Ben really owes Abe a favor because I never think that Ben would willingly spend a Saturday afternoon spending time with a dozen and half screaming five year olds. 
  • Abe tells him it’s going to be at Build-A-Bear and Ben dies inside because whenever we walks by that place in the mall it sounds like someone is getting murdered inside. Kids are screaming and crying and there’s stuffing everywhere. 
  • But Ben said he’d help out and he’s a man of his word and he doesn’t have time to fake his death so he meets up with everyone outside the mall with a giant coffee in his hand and a container of Advil in his back pocket and he’s ready to go. 
  • It’s not Anarchy inside the Build-A-Bear Workshop but it’s a close thing. 
  • The kids are really loud and Ben feels bad for the kids and parents that aren’t part of the party because it’s kind of disrupting their time. 
  • They tear through the bins of animals and they’re not neat about putting them back in the correct ones because they want to get onto the stuffing station because they get to press down on the pedal and put the stuffed heart in and that’s like, the best part, even Ben will admit that’s cool and he kind of wants a bear for himself. 
  • So anyways he’s sorting through the bins and putting each lifeless, unstuffed, animal skin back into it’s correct place when someone puts their hand on his shoulder and tells him he really doesn’t need to be doing that. 
  • And it’s a super cute guy with brown hair and brown eyes and the blue apron with the outline of a teddy bear’s head on it only makes him look cuter. 
  • His name tag says “Hello, My Name Is Caleb.” 
  • “There’s another party coming in in an hour.”
  • “But’s it’s so…”
  • “It’s going to get worse before it gets better. Really, I promise.”
  • “Okay.” And it physically hurts Ben to drop the one he’s holding because he knows how many still aren’t sorted. “I’m sorry they’re so-.”
  • “They’re kids.” Caleb shrugs. “It’s how they are at this age. They’re excited. At least no one is crying.”
  • “Not yet.” Ben’s been eyeing this one kid who he thinks is definitely going to start balling any moment now.
  • “Which one is yours?”
  • “What? Oh my god, no. nonononononononono!” and he is adamant that this guy he just met and doesn’t know anything about knows that he does not have a child here or anywhere. “No kids. I’m just a friend of the family helping out for a day. Kind of like an uncle, I guess. But it’s not by blood so I don’t ever feel guilty about saying I can’t babysit.”
  • “How’d you get roped into this one?”
  • “Long story.”
  • “Sounds interesting. I’d love to hear it.”
  • That sounds a bit like flirting and then Caleb smiles at him and it’s for sure flirting and Ben kind of stutters trying to figure out what to tell him without totally embarrassing himself but it’s really too late for that but Caleb just smiles wider until his coworker comes over and tells him that she needs help.
  • And Caleb is like, The Official Party Leader and he is so good at it. He’s so good with kids. 
  • All the kids stop what they’re doing and pay attention and participate in the games he’s playing with them. 
  • Thomas looks like he’s having a blast. 
  • That kid Ben thought was going to burst into tears is actually laughing. 
  • Caleb gets the kids to clean up after themselves without any resistance.
  • It’s amazing. 
  • Abe comes up to Ben and is like, “I kind of want to take this guy home with me.”
  • And Ben is like “I’m working on it.” and then turns red as Abe’s eyes go wide and he smacks him on the back. “I don’t know where that came from. I don’t know why I said that.”
  • “Bullshit you don’t. Aren’t you glad you came now?”
  • So the kids are eating their cake which means they’re gonna be hit with another sugar high but they’ll be going home soon so that’s the parents problem when Caleb comes up to Ben and tells him he’s going to take a quick break to get a coffee. Do you want to come with me?
  • Ben practically runs out of the store because even though the kids are behaving he still needs some space.
  • Caleb takes him to Dunkin and pays for both their coffee even when Ben protests. 
  • “But you worked so hard in there.”
  • “It really wasn’t that bad.”
  • “I could never do that. You were amazing.”
  • “What do you do for a living?”
  • “I’m a teacher.”
  • And Caleb just gapes at him. 
  • “High school. I teach high school. It’s so different. If the kid doesn’t want to do something they kind of just walk out. Not a ton of screaming about it. Some. But not like that.”
  • So they talk about Caleb’s worst experiences with kids during these things which are really more funny than anything else and Ben tells him about this first day teaching and how nervous he was and how he had to work through it and it’s a really love little coffee break.
  • Ben’s going to ask him if he wants to do it again sometime when Caleb says he has to get back to work and the party is winding down so Ben has to help clean up. There are other customers Caleb has to attend to so Ben starts to think that maybe that’s it when Abe hands him a stuffed raccoon.
  • “You didn’t have to actually buy me a bear.” But he loves it. He thinks it’s adorable. Abe isn’t taking it back. 
  • “I didn’t.” He hands over the certificate that comes a long with it and it’s Date of Birth is a phone number and it’s name is Call Me and next to Belongs To it says hopefully each other, someday and it’s very cute.
  • Ben looks for Caleb across the store and he’s sewing up a bear for a girl but he winks at Ben before he goes back to pulling the thread through. 
  • So Ben saves the number to his phone and waits until he thinks Caleb’s off shift to call and they set up a real date.