Can someone talk to me ab Ravenclaw Grantaire please?
-Grantaire who doesn’t actually think he’s smart but actually totally is.
-Grataire who complains about the mascot being an eagle because “what the fuck at least use an owl”
-Grantaire who sort of believes Enjorlas when he calls him a good for nothing idiot
-Grantaire who starts working hard to live up to the Ravenclaw name
-Grantaire who honestly lived up to it regardless.
-Grantaire who sits out drunk by the portrait to let in people who don’t know the answer to the riddle he solved the minute he heard it.
-Grantaire excelling in classes he sleeps through
-Grantaire having major testing anxiety and so he fails most of his finals if he doesn’t have a drink in him
-Grantaire who 100% has flirted with Minerva (and has charmed her 200% of the time)
-Grantaire who never sits at the Ravenclaw table because he feels inferior.
-Grantaire who claims that the whole “wit beyond measure” dick joke thing is totally true.
-Grantaire who thinks that his stupid jokes are the only thing that actually got him into Ravenclaw.
-Grantaire who is wrong.