so mad don't make me mad you won't like me when i'm mad

anonymous asked:

I'm worried that Dave and Karkat won't really end up being canon in the end or end up as an ot3 thing, which seems horrible to me. Why do you think they've been so cagey about confirming it? If they were worried about pissing off The Straights I don't think they would have made Roxy/Callie a thing. Considering WLF has advertised Official Davekat Merch I'm starting to feel like they're yanking our chains and maybe I should just move on. I'm so tired and losing hope.

you know i never fucking thought id say this but i am less worried about how andrew hussie did/would potentially handle davekat (considering he gave us the gayest falling-in-love sequence ive ever seen and of course canonized the ship in the first place) than i am about coh*n ed*nfi*ld, even though he vowed to make his writing “ more qu**r”… considering he thinks jade is a part of dave and karkats romantic relationship and quickly backpedaled when people pointed out it was fucked up

heres what my angle is: i have no investment in davekat as a “ship” at all. its not interesting to me. ive written about issues i have with the way their relationship was developed in hs canon before. this isnt me getting salty over a notp or lack of confirmation because im sad my otp didnt get together.

what i AM invested in is the clear, explicit depiction of a healthy romantic relationship between men exclusively. what i AM invested in is seeing a bisexual character who struggles with his identity and compulsory heterosexuality and coming out of the closet end up with a man, in a world that overwhelmingly favors for bisexuals to bury their same-gender attraction entirely. what i AM invested in is seeing a female character who can form intimate, emotionally close friendships with boys without having heterosexuality imposed on her. what i AM invested in is seeing a pair of characters for whom polyamory was established as being uncomfortable and invasive have those feelings respected.

re: pissing off the straights, in particular straight men. its important to remember that straight dudes love rosemary. i have never in my LIFE seen discourse over rosemary; even johnrose shippers quietly moved on around 4 years ago.

but straight dudes have emotional investment in daves sexuality because dave was introduced as another straight dude, while they never had that particular connection to rose - shes a girl and therefore incapable of being a straight dude. so when she turned out to be bi or gay, it generally wasnt a big deal. but when dave - a guy who likes girls! one of us, they thought! - starts tearing down his wannabe-hypermasculine hetero-dude persona, criticizing these aspects of himself that straight dudes liked, and reveals that hes not really a straight dude at all… straight dudes feel betrayed. like theyve had something taken away from them.

callioxy is basically the same thing. straight boys are mad at callioxy, but theyre not mad that roxy likes girls. theyre mad that shes not with john - john egbert, “not a homosexual”, the last bastion of sacred heteromasculinity in a narrative that has established it as a destructive force of evil. the straight boy hero is supposed to get a girlfriend at the end! he has to be rewarded for his heroism with a prize i mean a lovely girlfriend! but the girl who was supposed to be his prize is very happy with another girl and hasnt been shown even interacting with a dude since before the credits.

john doesnt get a girlfriend, and the other two major male characters are confirmed gay/bi, so daves perceived heterosexuality is the last fucking thing they have to cling to. even if hes not straight, he could be dating a girl, and thats the next best thing. and some folks arent even satisfied with that, they arent satisfied until hes not dating a boy at all. consider how many “at least davekat still isnt canon” comments pop up on straightboy-dominated homestuck communities with every fucking snapd8.

wp and wlf want lgbt peoples money, which is why they sell the merch. im hesitant to call it queerbaiting, since… homestuck literally had an onscreen lesbian wedding. i cant fault it there. but it is an evolved, cleverer type of queerbaiting - where they can draw the money and attention of mlm without angering straightboys by actually showing mlm. i hope this isnt coming off as me saying theres some kind of privilege in wlw representation or something - straight dudes are okay with fictional wlw because they fetishize them - but it is almost certainly the reason for the uncertainty and discourse around davekat i think

I Feel Like Monty
  • Author: @tidalg
  • Character: Montgomery De La Cruz
  • Word Count: 1003
  • Warnings: Slapping
  • Notes: This is my first ever imagine I don't know if I will write another depends on how well this goes and if I have inspiration, but if you like let me know!
  • “What do I tell him?” I said to Sheri asked as we walked down the corridor of Liberty High’s student filled hallways. “The only thing you can tell him is the truth girl don't sweat it he won't even be upset” Sheri replied. “You know what you're right I just have to tell him the truth” “Good luck girl, I have to go to tutoring in the library I'll see you later,” and with that, she left. I took a deep breath as I walked into my third period knowing I would see Monty. “Hey, babe” Monty greeted me with a hug and a quick peck. “Hi Mon, how was practice?” I asked him as we walked over to our seats. “Good, there’s no way we won't beat the Tigers at Friday night's game” I cringed at the name of the school we were versing this upcoming weekend. “You okay?” he asked me after he saw the face I made at his statement “Yeah baby I'm fine, hey do you want to hang out after practice today?” “Yeah sure, but only if you help me with my homework I have to get my grades up before this game” “Of course baby” I gave him a quick kiss on the lips before turning around in my chair as the bell rang signaling that class was starting. Throughout the rest of the period and the day, I could not stop replaying the scene in my head of that day Sheri asked me to go to the mall with her so she could get an outfit for the party after the game on Friday that was going to be most likely at Bryce's house whether our team wins or not there’s always a party so I agreed. I decided to buy a new dress that fit my body perfectly to wear to the party knowing it would drive Monty crazy hoping it would lead to something more we haven't had sex in a couple weeks since he's been practicing and studying so much to keep his grades up. As me and Sheri walked through the mall a couple of girls walked up to us confused I asked: “Can I help you?” “Yeah, actually you can tell De La Cruz that I'll be at the game Friday and he knows where to find me” the one in the front replied flirtatiously. “Excuse me do you know Montgomery?” “Do I know him?” she laughed back, I furrowed my eyebrows still confused “I still don't know what you're trying to say” “I know him pretty well actually we hooked up after the game last year” finally realizing she was a Tiger cheerleader. By now I was angry of course I knew that Monty had hooked up with a lot of girls, but never thought I would have a run-in with one of them. “Y/N let's go she's just another one of his hookups she doesn't mean anything" Sheri said while trying to pull me away, but I didn't move instead I decided to fire back at the girl "You might have hooked up with Montgomery last year, but not this year he will be leaving with his girlfriend" putting emphasis on girlfriend getting ready to walk away, but the girl kept going "We'll see about that once he sees me and remembers our night with my hands running all over his abs and leaving wet sloppy kisses down his chest-" before she could say anything else I slapped her. I was surprised at my actions I never got mad that fast or would even think about hitting someone, but I was tired of her talking about MY boyfriend like that Monty was a different person now and everyone could see that. “Okay let's go NOW” Sheri said as she pulled me away from the now red faced girl “What happened back there?” “I don’t know I guess I got jealous” “You guess? I've never seen you like that you're always so nice to people” “Oh god, I feel like Monty I don’t go around hitting people or fighting at all he does. What am I gonna tell him, Sheri?” “Don’t worry about it just tell him after school tomorrow”. For the rest of the night and that day I tried to come up with a thousand ways on how to tell my boyfriend I slapped one of the girls, he had previously hooked up before. Would he want to leave me? Think I was some crazy jealous girlfriend? I was pulled out of my thoughts by a knock on my bedroom door. I opened it revealing a tired and sweaty Monty “Hey” he said as he entered my room with a signature hug and kiss. He walked over to my bed pulling out his homework he looked up when he realized I hadn't moved from the doorway “What's wrong? Are you okay?” he quickly got up walking over to me “Can we talk about something?” “Of course” he started to become nervous. After, telling him what happened I tried to read his face for an answer, but nothing “Can you say something?” I demanded more than questioned “I’m just surprised usually you're the one stopping me from hitting a kid if he looks at you the wrong way” “I know I was surprised too so you're not mad?” “No why would I be mad? You stood up for yourself and for me, plus it’s kinda hot” he said laughing “Shut up” I said lightly hitting him “Hey! don't go hitting me now” he joked “I’m never going to hear the end of this” “No you won't, but thank you for sticking up for me I love you” Monty said while pulling me in for a kiss “I love you too” “As much as I love you and would love to make out I have a ton of homework” he sighed as I just giggled walking over to the bed to help him with his schoolwork.

anonymous asked:

You've been getting on each other's nerves all day and eventually you just go up to your room to take a break from arguing, but neither of you can stay mad long because you just don't have enough time with each other and as soon as you get up to apologize he's bursting into the room to apologize and all the while you're talking he pulls you to him and won't stop kissing your face and neck, 'H, I'm trying to have a conversation' , 'And I'm trying to have a little less conversation' lame I know

“Don’t try and make me all mad again.”

“Yeh won’t be mad, angel. Jus’ let me love on yeh, like I always do.” His hand slides in your hair, as he nibbles and suckles on your lower lip, making you moan softly into his mouth. 

Harry is mumbling something in between kisses, getting a little bit breathless, and he whimpers, when you pull away from him.

“What are you saying?” You ask, and look down at his fallen lips, all plump and raspberry red.

“I-I’m,” he swallows loudly, still breathing heavily. 

“I’m so sorry.”

BTS' reaction to Gf being abused by Sasaeng 'fans'.
  • When our boys do start dating please be respectful of their girlfriends. They deserve to do what they want with their lives without them worrying about how we'll react. So please respect their love life. We're better than that.
  • ~~~~~~~~
  • Jin/Kim Seokjin:
  • If it's through the internet kind of Abuse, he would remind you just how gorgeous you are and that their comments really don't matter.
  • For physical abuse he would immediately report it, hardly let you go out without him. One time you had left alone because he wasn't there.
  • Jin: -Sees you come back-
  • Jin: Where'd you go? Are you okay? Were you hurt? Why'd you leave?
  • You: The store, I'm fine, and you were busy, I didn't want to bother you.
  • Jin: If it's for your safety you can bother me anytime you want.
  • Worried man. Like all of them would be. Stressed and annoyed.
  • Suga/Min Yoongi:
  • Internet abuse- He'd tell you to ignore it because it isn't that big of a deal.. But once it gets physical he'd also keep you home more and if you want to leave take someone with you.
  • Yoongi: Never go alone okay? God why are some people like this?
  • You: I won't. It's okay, you told me it'd be complicated to date you and I still decided too.
  • Yoongi: Don't make it sound like it's your fault. It's not.
  • Yoongi: Just be safe.
  • Mad that he has to keep you at home, mad that these kinds things have to be talked about.
  • J-Hope/Jung Hoseok:
  • Hobi is so kind, sweet, and he gives you so many compliments.. The internet comments almost don't exist.
  • You would also be quite safe, considering that you and Hobi only love doing stuff together. But the one time you went alone you came home tired.
  • Hoseok: What's wrong?
  • You: Just.. Tired.
  • Hoseok: You look like you ran. What happened?
  • You: It's nothing.
  • Hoseok: Y/N.
  • You: ...
  • You: Got chased by some odd fans.
  • Hoseok: —Sigh— Make sure to call me next time this happens OK?
  • Forces you to have his number and the other members on speed dial. Annoyed at this abuse.
  • Rap Monster/Kim Namjoon:
  • You both never minded Internet comments, well at least not too much. Most of it is just feedback and that's really appreciated.
  • Once it got physical, you didn't even need to be told by Joonie to stay inside you would stay inside on your own accord.
  • Namjoon: Baby, let's go eat. I need to try this new restaurant.
  • You: I'm sorry, I don't want too. What if they try to come at me again?
  • Namjoon: They wouldn't attack you if I'm there. C'mon.
  • Namjoon would also be mad they managed to get you afraid just to go to a restaurant.
  • Jimin/Park Jimin:
  • If you ever needed to let out frustrations about these comments he'd listen to every word you'd have to say. You might be very affected by what they say, and if it got physical that would so much more annoying.
  • Jimin: Honey, are you doing ok? —Rubbing your shoulders—
  • You: I don't know what to do about this anymore.. Jimin it's getting physical and I don't think I can handle that.
  • Jimin: I promise I will somehow get this fixed. Try to stay inside more often and leave only if someone goes with you.
  • Jimin, super annoyed and damn stressed about you getting abused like this. You don't deserve it.
  • V/Kim Taehyung:
  • Tae and you are a really fluffy couple so abuse over the Internet wouldn't be such a big issue. Especially since Tae is always making you feel special.
  • When it starts getting physical he would probably have a talk with the 'fans'. He would immediately attempt to fix it. Stop this from happening.
  • Tae: I'm sorry this is happening.
  • You: It's not your fault.
  • Tae: But it almost is.. I really want you to be happy and feel safe with me but this is the opposite.
  • You: We'll get this fixed Taehyung. I'm always happy with you ok?
  • Tae would be sad and pissed as well because he didn't want that dating him would mean being in danger.
  • Jungkook/Jeon Jungkook:
  • Kookie and you would read the good comments, ignoring the negative ones while scrolling.
  • If it got physical he would report it and keep you home, call to check if you're safe when he can, and would make sure he can see you as soon as possible.
  • -You both cuddling-
  • You: When do you think they'll stop?
  • Jungkook: I don't know but I hope it's soon. I never wanted you to get hurt.
  • You: I hope it's soon too. Good thing have the golden maknae to defend me.
  • Jungkook: You're dramatic. But of course I'll always try to protect you.
  • Stressed boy and very tired boy that this is happening to you but loves you and will fix it.
Friends?
  • Want to see the first one?
  • Check this link. You're welcome.
  • (http: /thefandomsauthor.tumblr.com/post/155100183324/manuscript-of-a-starco-fan-vid-that-i-wish-someone)
  • *2 weeks later*
  • Star: *finds Marco on the couch, eating nachos* Umm...
  • Marco: What is it?
  • Star: I want to talk about some things, but I'm just kinda worried that you're still mad at me. Yknow, because of the whole almost silent treatment since that "incident"
  • Marco: Well, I couldn't stay mad, really. Besides, I was planning to ask you something, but I'm also worried that you're still mad. Plus, you have your wand so...
  • *awkward laugh from both, slowly dies off*
  • *Star sits besides Marco on the couch*
  • *silence...*
  • Both: Look, I'm sorry that-
  • Both: No wait, you go first.
  • *stifling laugh from both*
  • Marco: Well, I insist that you go first.
  • Star: Okay... *breathes deep* Marco, I still have feelings for you. It's actually the only reason why I acted weird in the first place. I couldn't believe Jackie, who's your friend, got into a relationship with you, while yours truly, who's your BEST friend for a long time now, watched as you and Jackie got together like glue. The thing is, I'm sorry that I haven't been happy for the two of you. I should've been a little more tolerant about this. *slightly looks away, mopes, hands on cheeks.*
  • Marco: *pats Star's back, then pulls her to a friendly hug*
  • *Star blushes like a little*
  • Marco: I understand. Perhaps I've been focusing too much on Jackie over you. Ever since that fight, when I knew you had feelings of me, and that you're jealous, I've been thinking a lot of things. I mean a lot of things. Looking back and forth through our adventures together, I didn't see you more than a best friend. Knowing you, I thought it's like those bro-sis friendships like that.
  • Star's thoughts: Ouch... Sibling zoned...
  • Marco: But now? *turns off TV, stands up, puts bowl away*
  • *Star looks up to Marco*
  • Marco: I don't even know! I've never thought of the possibility that I could fall in love with you. Ever. Even if I could, I'm afraid that it'll affect everything between us. I'm afraid that we won't be even friends when I confess, or worse, find out about it.
  • Star: I'm still your bestie, am I not? That is just negative thinking. *stands up* I thought of the same thing before that, and I denied it just like you, but it ended up true. And even if this whole situation was reversed, like you falling for me instead, I'd still be friends with you no matter what awkward situation we're into.
  • Marco: Like this one?
  • Star: Yeah. Like this one.
  • Marco: Sorry for the silent treatment. I kinda made you emotional alone, didn't I?
  • Star: Yeah... But you needed time to think, right?
  • Marco: Yeah. Emotions make our mind go crazy, so the best moment to make a choice is at the full stop.
  • Star: So... What have you been thinking about? And what have you done during the whole silent period?
  • Marco: Well... To update you on things, Jackie and I... We've been talking and hanging. And what have I been thinking? Almost fully about us, me, the relationship, everything.
  • Star: Oh... You still need more time to think?
  • Marco: Maybe until tomorrow. I'm almost done thinking.
  • *Star hugs Marco*
  • Star: I'm sorry I blasted you down... I'm even amazed how you're still taking the pain.
  • Marco: That's because your dad gave me something two weeks ago, the day our fight.
  • Star: How?
  • Marco: Your mirror. I got home quicker than you so I could make a call.
  • Star: Does mom kn-?
  • Marco: No, she doesn't know. I'm even lucky it's your dad that answered the call.
  • Star: Oh good. It seems you're getting along well.
  • Marco: In some standards, yeah.
  • Star: TV?
  • Marco: Yep.
The signs as two Cry Baby songs // why // lyric
  • **album by Melanie Martinez**
  • Aries: Alphabet Boy and Teddy Bear // Alphabet Boy is about a character that realizes that they're better than someone that they used to put up with. Aries is like this character, once they realize they are being treated like crap they leave. Doesn't want to be a part of anyone's "game". They know that they are big, tough and smart. They know that they are better. Aries becomes very protective, just like the character Teddy Bear is about. Wants everything perfect and wants their partner to be perfect. Doesn't really return favors or realize when people treat them so greatly. Can get pretty violent about love. // "You can crush my candy cane but you'll never catch me cry" -Alphabet Boy
  • Taurus: Training Wheels and Cake // Taurus is always trying to make relationships go fast, just like the character in Training Wheels. Wants all or nothing. Normally pushes people to do things that they are very comfortable with, but doesn't really realize it. Falls in love quickly. Just like Cake, they always fall for people that don't really like them. Wants to be someone's everything. Taurus wants to turn "friends-with-benefits" type of relationships to either just friends or dating. // "I'm not a piece of cake" -Cake
  • Gemini: Pacify Her and Sippy Cup // Like Pacify Her, Gemini are always kinda the "homewreckers". Does everything to get their way, or what they want. Will argue, complain and fight until they get what they want. Always sees the bad in people. Acts sweet, but sometimes they are evil. Just like Sippy Cup, they also seem to know everything. Is really good at reading people. Focuses on the worst in the world. // "All the makeup in the world, won't make you less insecure" -Sippy Cup
  • Cancer: Cry Baby and Teddy Bear // Like Cry Baby, they make all their decisions with their feelings/emotions instead of logic. Really emotional people. Blames everything that happens to them on others. They love way too much for their age. Literally is a cry baby. Always loves to meet others that are like them, it makes them feel more relaxed and happy with themselves. Like Teddy Bear's character, they give everything to the person they love, but when they don't return it they get scared. Doesn't want to be lonely but also doesn't want to be in a bad relationship. Always looks back on the beginning of the relationship, instead of the present. // "You're one of a kind,
And no one understands" -Cry Baby
  • Leo: Dollhouse and Milk and Cookies // Dollhouse is similar to Leo because Leos keep all the bad inside. They don't show how bad their life really is. They have to make their life seem perfect, they have to make it seem like they are perfect. They don't think they need help, that they can help themselves alone. Never wants someone to know their real life and the real them. Milk and Cookies is about revenge, which Leos are so good at. They love getting back at people who make them go through hell, or at least just stand up for themselves. // "Everyone thinks that we're perfect, please don't let them look through the curtains" -Dollhouse
  • Virgo: Soap and Mrs. Potato Head // Virgos always are afraid of saying too much, and soap is exactly like that. They are afraid of saying something rude, or something that is too serious too fast. Virgos do always say the wrong thing, though. Virgos don't really understand society and their beauty standards, just like Mrs. Potato Head is about. Even though they know deep inside that it's wrong, they always do try to be perfect, physically and mentally. They usually think that if they were 'beautiful' that person would like them back. // "Oh Mrs. Potato Head, tell me, is it true that pain is beauty?" -Mrs. Potato Head
  • Libra: Milk and Cookies and Cake // Libra's love ,until, well, they are crazy. Milk and Cookies describes that version of them real well. Cake is a very lovely song, a perfect song for lovely Libra. They fall in love fast, even if the other doesn't return the feelings. They will keep trying for love until they know it's no use. They will take back their love for an other. They know they need someone who will treat them right. // "I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard" -Cake
  • Scorpio: Cry Baby and Soap // Scorpio is a Cry Baby. They blame others for things they do. Gets frustrated when they can't explain their feelings. They are unique, not like any other. Soap describes them wanting to go fast in relationships. They also have a tendency of saying things that are offensive, and they regret it, sometimes. They feel the need to punish themselves for things they do wrong. // "I'm sick of all the games I have to play" -Soap
  • Sagittarius: Mrs. Potato Head and Training Wheels // Sagittarius don't understand society's idea of "beauty", even though they do feel pressured to be the ideal idea of beauty. Mrs. Potato Head explain these feelings. Wants to look like the best them. Training Wheels is an adventurous type of song, and Sagittarius is an adventurous type of sign. Wants to have fun and live life to the fullest. Loves to be trusted. // "Baby soft skin turns into leather" -Mrs. Potato Head
  • Capricorn: Sippy Cup and Carousel // Seems to know everything. Can see underneath people's fake smiles, like the character in Sippy Cup. Knows that everything they do now will effect the future. Capricorns are fun and lively, just like Carousel. Secretive and they keep everything in. Sees love as something fun, but once they fall in love it's a whole different story. // "it's all fun and games, till somebody falls in love" -Carousel
  • Aquarius: Carousel and Mad Hatter // Likes to have fun, but everything changes when they fall in love, like what the song Carousel describes. They don't fight love, surprisingly. Their life just seems to be on repeat, just going round and round. Aquarius is like a Mad Hatter. They are weird and unlike anything you'll ever meet. They don't like being safe, they like being risky. Likes to be surrounded by people that are like them. They are crazy and bonkers. // "I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad, the craziest friend that you've ever had" -Mad Hatter
  • Pisces: Pity Party and Play Date // Pisces always throw "pity parties" for themselves. They always pity themselves and wants people to pity them, too. They don't really think about others and always wants to get their way. Sensitive. When people don't return love, they completely become mad at the person. Becomes careless and tried of chasing something that they can't get, just like the character in Play Date. But at the end, they admit their feelings and hope for the best.
Cry Baby Starters pt.2
  • Tag You're It:
  • "You had your eye out for a little while"
  • "Let me take you for a joyride"
  • "I can taste your skin on my teeth"
  • "I hope to god you're never leaving"
  • Milk and Cookies: :
  • "Won't you lock the door"
  • "I'm done with this"
  • "It's getting late"
  • "I never want to see you again"
  • "I pull off black so well"
  • Pacify Her: :
  • "The basic bitch leaves, finally. Now I can take her man"
  • "Someone told me, 'stay away from things that aren't yours.' But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her, she's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her"
  • "Stop playing with your words"
  • "I can't stand her whining"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Just love me"
  • Mrs. Potato Head: :
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • Mad Hatter: :
  • "Me friends don't walk, they run"
  • "This dream is a killer"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "I'm nuts, baby I'm mad"
  • "You think I'm psycho"
  • "You think I'm gone"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "I'm not alarmed"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are"
  • "My brain is scattered"
  • "You can be Alice, I'll be the Mad Hatter"
  • "I think you're crazy, too. I think you're gone. It's probably the reason that we get along"
  • Play Date: :
  • "It's just me and you, you and me alone"
  • "I don't give a fuck about you anyways"
  • "Whoever said I gave a shit about you?"
  • "I never know what you need"
  • "I wanna give you what you need"
  • "You know I give a fuck about you everyday"
  • Teddy Bear: :
  • "I stitched you up and put you together"
  • "I didn't care"
  • "I wasn't scared"
  • "I'm in despair"
  • "Should I be scared?"
  • "You were comforting and quiet"
  • "How did love become so violent?"
  • "I threw you out, I didn't outgrow you"
  • "It's so terrifying how you paralyze me"
  • "I'm so unprepared"
  • Cake: :
  • "Your skin is warm like an oven"
  • "Your kiss is sugary sweet"
  • "Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me"
  • "I feel like I'm missing something whenever you leave"
  • "You've got all the ingredients, except you loving me."
  • "Im not a piece of cake for you to discard, while you walk away with the frosting of my heart"
  • "I'm taking back what's mine"
  • "You'll miss the slice of heaven that I gave to you last night"
  • "You smell just like vanilla"
  • "You taste like buttercream"
  • "You're filling up my senses with empty calories"
  • "If I'm just a piece of cake, then you're just a piece of meat"
when zodiac signs get mad.
  • Aries: "Even though I really want to punch you in the face, I'm not going to tell you that I do.. BUT I will imagine running you over with my car.. shanking you.. and putting laxatives in your birthday cake.."
  • Taurus: "OH.. I'm just gonna strap you to an active railroad and watch you die. No worries though, I'll record it.."
  • Gemini: "Although you ate all my pizza, I'm just gonna order myself another pizza and not let you have any.. I forgive you.. bitch.."
  • Cancer: "SO, YOU WANNA FIGHT? Okay meet me in the parking lot in 5 minutes. (5 minutes later) *calls friend* hey yeah I'm going to need a lawyer, I committed murder.."
  • Leo: "I'm really easy to manipulate, but once you take advantage of me once.. I'll never look at you the same anymore."
  • Virgo: *under blankets* "I'm super angry.. but I'm just gonna lay here and act like I'm sleeping, because I think I'm bothersome when I'm mad."
  • Libra: "What should I do? oh, I'll just act like this never happened and hope it'll never happen again.. but really fuck you."
  • Scorpio: "Oh you think I'm mad at you? No no no, I'm not mad at you at all." *goes home, stabs a potato and then eats ice cream aggressively*
  • Sagittarius: "Nah, I'm just gonna sit here and think about all the things you've done to me and act like they don't make me mad."
  • Capricorn: "This is the 5th time you've made me mad..I've been waiting to tell you this but.. Go jump off a bridge and drown plz, if you're scared to jump I'll give you a push of encouragement."
  • Aquarius: "No.. I'm not mad at you.. I mean yes I am.. but it's okay, it doesn't matter.."
  • Pisces: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY? YOU PIECE OF SHIT, FIGHT ME. BET YOU WON'T SWING FIRST. oh sorry, am I over reacting? BITCH I GIVE NO FUCKS."
  • credit: http://confusing-galaxy.tumblr.com
The breakup: A Lucaya Fanfic
  • Like many times before, Maya was mad at Lucas. Girls would try to ask him out or get him to do things for them, and as the gentleman he was, he wouldn't say no. And that was it for her. It was over.
  • Lucas: You're being ridiculous.
  • Maya: I'm not. You're being insensitive.
  • Lucas: she just asked me to help her with a phisics problem. You can't be jelous of that.
  • Maya: I'm not jelous. I told you that girl wants you for more than phisics...
  • Lucas: no, she doesn't. You're being paranoid.
  • Maya: what did you say?
  • Lucas: You're acting like a crazy paranoid gf.
  • Maya: Fine. If that is bothering you, go ahead and make your studdy dates with your new gf. Since I'm no longger.
  • Lucas: what?
  • Maya: You heard me Cowboy. You are free to date that skank. You are no longger mine.
  • Lucas: fine
  • Maya: perfect
  • Lucas: sure
  • Maya: cool.
  • Next week all high school was aware Lucas and Maya brokeup. Girls were trowing themselves at Lucas, he was so hot and the new promessing shining star of the football team. But Maya, guys her agr were scared of her, only older guys would ask her out. One of them the actual quarterback of the football team. A guy named Rob. Lucas not only knew him for his football skills but also his girl conquest. He was a casanova. He had a different girl almost every week. So when he heard in the locker room he was gonna ask Maya out, Lucas lost it. He became a mad man.
  • Rob: Guess who's gonna be mine this weekend?
  • Liam: who?
  • Rob: That freshmen little dinamite. You know... The fisty one... The one who dumped Friar...
  • Liam: the short one?
  • Rob: yeah... Marla I think is her name...
  • Lucas: Her name is Maya. And she would never go out with you. You're not her type.
  • Rob: Oh really? Cus she already said yes... And she was very eager to go with me to the auto-cinema this weekend. Some stick driving lessons... she'll be a pro in no time.
  • Lucas: she doesn't even likes to drive.
  • Rob: we won't be really driving... Is a metaphore of me teaching her how to play.
  • Lucas: Don't talk about her like that.
  • Rob: what? You broke up right? Not like is still yours.
  • Lucas: still. Not cool. Just don't do it.
  • Rob: dude, Too late. We already have a date after my round with Diana under the bleachers. Don't worry is not like I'm gonna be her first. I bet she knows some stuff too.
  • Lucas: dude, I'm warning you. Stop now. She's not that kind of girl.
  • Rob: No way... Is she a virgin? Don't tell me you didn't pop her cherry? Oh my, this is gonna be so special. I'm gonna have so much fun with this one... Mya was it?
  • Lucas was red with rage, he just punched him in the face. Broke his nose, got suspended from the team and for what? Nothing. Maya was going out with him in two days. He couldn't do anything to stop her. Or could he?
  • Maya: you asshole!
  • Lucas: Maya?
  • Maya: you just have to ruin things for me don't you.
  • Lucas: so you heard?
  • Maya: how could you attack Robbie out of jelousy?
  • Lucas: It wasn't-
  • Maya: we are over Lucas. I'm going out with him now. Get over it.
  • Lucas: I'm not jelous, he was being-
  • Maya: just leave me alone and stay out of my life!
  • Lucas: But he's a jerk!
  • Maya: So what? I'm not yours, go find someone else to overprotect. I can take care of myself.
  • That weekend Lucas was out, he drank some beers but all he could think about was that Rob, trying to touch Maya the wrong way and he became Raged once more. He was gonna stop it.
  • Maya: what are you doing here?
  • Lucas: I came for you.
  • Maya: are you drunk?
  • Lucas: no... I just had like 2 or 3 beers...
  • Maya: Lucas, go home. Robbie will be here Any minute now.
  • Lucas: yeah well. He's gonna miss you by a minute.
  • Maya: what are you talking ab- haaaaa! (Lucas took her over his shoulder like a potato sack) Put me down Friar!
  • (Lucas put Maya in his truck and left)
  • Maya: what do you think you're doing? This is kidnapping!
  • Lucas: You won't listen to me, so I had to do something.
  • Lucas took Maya to school, to the bleachers, but he was too late, neither Rob or Diana were there. He had no proof and Maya was very pissed at him. She was late for her date. And she was stucked with a crazy jelous ex-boyfriend.
  • Maya: now what? You've gone mad?
  • Lucas: I'm not crazy. Maya. I know he was here with her... He told me...
  • Maya: he was gonna be here with another girl?
  • Lucas: yeah...and then he was gonna make you do things. I had to stop him.
  • Maya: No, you didn't. Is not like I was gonna do whatever he wanted me to do. I'm not that kind of girl.
  • Lucas: that's what I said... But he kept saying this things he was gonna do with you... And I just... Lost it.
  • Maya: You can't keep acting all overprotective of me. I'm gonna be single for the rest of my life if you keep that. No one wants to date me! They are afraid of me, or my ex.
  • Lucas: good!
  • Maya: No! That's not good! I want a boyfriend!
  • Lucas: Can you just not?
  • Maya: No. I want to have dates and be like a normal girl.
  • Lucas: Pancake, you are so much more than any of those girls.
  • Maya: then why would you pay more atention to them when you were my boyfriend?
  • Lucas: because I'm stupid. And I didn't understand what if felt like.
  • Maya: what it felt like what?
  • Lucas: seeing the person you love with someone else. Having pictures in my mind of what was going to happen between you two. What it felt to loose the person you love and seeing them getting hurt.
  • Maya: You hurt me first.
  • Lucas: I know. I know that now Pancake. Do you think you can forgive me?
  • Maya: do you still love me?
  • Lucas: you know I do. I love you so much. I got suspended for you.
  • Maya: I forgive you, but you got suspended for acting like a crazy man.
  • Lucas: what was I supposed to do? He was being disrespectful to you...
  • Maya: you broke his nose... That was a little extreme.
  • Lucas: he deserved it!
  • Maya: and what about you?
  • Lucas: well. Since I saved you from being ravished. I think that deserve a reward. After all i was your hero today.
  • Maya pulls Lucas from his collar down to her and uses her low voice.
  • Maya: What do you want?
  • Lucas: you know what I want.
  • Maya: I won't do it.
  • Lucas: That's all I want. Just one time.
  • Maya: ok. Mad Dog.
  • Lucas: and?
  • Maya: I Love You.
  • Lucas: I love you more Shortstack. Can you please come back with me?
  • Maya: I can. But that doesn't mean I will.
  • Lucas: ok.
  • Maya: I was kidding. Gosh... For a guy who says he loves me, you gave up too fast.
  • Lucas: I didn't gave up. Was planning for a diffent strategy.
  • Maya: kiss kiss?
  • Lucas: Always. (Kisses her)
Preference- Your Child Runs Away
  • A/N: Zayn's is different from all the others and I'm not even sorry
  • Louis: Four times Louis had told your son James not to play football in the house, and yet the mischievous six year old was still kicking around the ball. He had nearly just knocked over one of Louis' Brit awards, and that was the last straw. "That's it! You're grounded, no football for a week," Louis says, taking the football and holding it out of James' reach. "Go to your room." James' eyes get wide; he has never been grounded before. "Dad, that's not fair! That's mine!" "James, I told you four times to stop playing in the house, and you still did. You live in my house, you live by my rules." Your son stomped off to his room, only to come out a few minutes later with his small backpack slung on his shoulders. "Dad, I'm running away," he declares, a determined expression on his face. Louis looks at him skeptically, remembering when he did this same thing when he was six, and decided to do the same thing his mum did to him. "Really, James? Why?" "I can tell that you hate me now. I'll leave so I won't bother you anymore." Louis sighs, a serious expression on his face. "I don't hate you, buddy, but you are six years old. I can't stop you if you really want to leave." James mouth falls open in surprise as he sees his dad reach into his pocket and pull out a few pounds. "Here's some money for the tube, and for a pay phone so you can call us when you get somewhere." The little boy is still speechless as Louis walks him to the front door. "I'll miss you, James. Maybe you can visit on Christmas or something," Louis says when they reach the porch, bending down to give James a hug. "Dad, you're letting me just leave?" James asks incredulously, and Louis nods. "You're six now, James, you're old enough to make your own decisions. If you don't want to live by my rules then I guess you'll just have to find somewhere else to live." James starts walking down the front walkway, taking slow, unsure steps. When he gets to the street, he glances back at his father, watching as Louis gives him one last wave and turns to go back inside. "Dad, wait!" He cries, running back up to him and jumping into Louis' waiting arms. "Dad, I'm really sorry I played football in the house. Please don't make me leave." Louis picks his son up, holding him tight to his chest. "I won't, James. I could never let you just leave. You're my partner against mum and your sister. If you left, I'd be all alone." The two go back inside, deciding to forget all about James' punishment.
  • Niall: "Shit." Niall cursed to himself when he opened up your six year old daughter Emily's room to find it empty and the window wide open. He had sent her to her room ten minutes ago after he found her eating a bowl of ice cream before dinner, even though she had been told multiple times not to. Niall had been having a rough day, having just got back from a small tour in America and being jet lagged, so when he discovered his daughter disobeying him, he let his temper get the best of him and scolded her rather loudly, causing the small girl to burst into tears and run into her room. Niall had calmed down a bit before going to Emily's room to talk to her, only to find her missing. His heart pounded in fear as he ran outside, frantically calling her name as he ran down the block. He reaches the end of the block and halfway through the next before he hears the familiar whimpers of his little girl. "Emmy," He says, his heartbeat slowing down when he sees her sitting against a tree, clutching her Hello Kitty book bag to her chest. She looks up at her father's voice, quickly running into his open arms, her tears creating a wet spot on his shirt. "'M sorry, daddy, I was gonna come back, promise, but I got lost and couldn't see home anymore," she mumbles, and Niall gently rubs her back, picking up her book bag as he starts to walk back to his house. "It's alright, Princess, I'm here. Daddy's got you," he whispers to her, "Don't you ever do that again, Emmy. I was so scared." Emily bring her head up to look at him, their identical eyes locking. "I'm sorry, daddy. I love you." Niall chuckles lightly, kissing her cheek as he responds. "I love you, too, Princess. Daddy's sorry for yellin' at ya earlier."
  • Zayn: You had passed away from cancer about a year earlier, leaving Zayn and fifteen year old Ally alone, and lately, the two have been distant and rude with each other, not quite knowing how to cope with their feelings without you there. So, when Zayn comes home from the studio one day to find the house empty and quiet, he doesn't think much of it, as Ally was often out with her friends or boyfriend, Hayden. However, when it got to be the next morning, and he still had not heard a word from his daughter, he began to panic, calling her cell multiple times only to get sent straight to voicemail. By lunch, he had gotten the police involved, filing a missing persons report, and he felt awful. This is his fault, if he had been closer to Ally and actually spent time with her then this wouldn't have happened. For the millionth time, he wished that you were here, because he was honest to God terrified and needed your comfort right now. Finally, at 10:08 PM, he got a call from an unknown number and picked up on the first ring. "Hello?" "...Daddy?" Relief courses through Zayn's veins at his daughters voice, although he is still slightly angry. "Ally, where the hell are you? I've the police looking--" he suddenly stops at the sound of Ally sobbing, and his anger quickly vanishes. "Ally, what's wrong? Where are you?" "Dad, I'm at some gas station next to the Super 8 motel a few towns over, you know? H-Hayden wanted me to run away with him because he told me it would help me deal with mum being gone and I said yes, because I'm tired of feeling like this, and you never comfort me anymore or anything, I felt like Hayden was the only one who cares about me." Zayn starts to interrupt, but Ally just continues. "B-but he doesn't, daddy, he brought me to this motel and tried to--tried to do stuff I didn't want to do, and when I refused, he got mad and hit me, and that's when I came here. I wanna come home, dad, I'm scared." Zayn's heart broke as he stood up and grabbed his keys, keeping his phone to his ear as he slips on his jacket. "It's alright, love, I'm on my way to get you right now. Does Hayden know you're there?" "I-I don't know, I don't think so, but he seemed pretty mad when I left, I'm scared he's gonna hurt me again, dad." Zayn's already in his car at this point, on his way to daughter. "Just stay on the phone with me, alright, Ally? I'll be there as soon as I can." His daughter hiccups on the other end, and Zayn continues talking to calm her down. "And for the record, I love you so so much Ally. I am so proud of everything you have done. I know I've been shit at showing it lately, but it's true, and I promise we'll fix our relationship. How about tomorrow, you and I go and see mum, yeah?"
  • Liam: "Dad, dad hurry up, it's almost starting!" Four year old Andrew said, tugging on Liam's pant leg. Liam doesn't look down at his son, too focused on his two month old daughter fussing in his arms. "Just a minute, Andy. Let me get your sister to sleep and then I'll be out to watch cartoons with you." Andy's face falls; Saturdays are usually Andy-Liam time, but ever since the baby came, he's had to learn to share you and Liam, an he wasn't used to it. "But Dad, Superman's already on TV!" This happens for ten more minutes before Liam finally gets frustrated with everything going on and snaps at the little boy. "I said in a minute, Andy! If you can't stay quiet until your sister gets to sleep then you won't be watching cartoons at all!" Andy's brown eyes fill with tears as he rushes out of the room, and Liam finally gets the baby to sleep a few minutes later. However, when he quietly closes her door and goes out to the living room, Andy is nowhere in sight-- and the front door is wide open. Liam's heart pounds as he rushes outside, contemplating what to do, not wanting to leave a tiny baby home alone, but still wanting to find his son. His eyes scan down the block, eventually spotting the small boy running down the sidewalk, towards the busy intersection. Liam sprints to catch up to him, shouting, "Andrew Joseph Payne! Do not take another step!" Andy freezes, his brown eyes widening. He's never been yelled at by his dad before. When Liam reaches him, he kneels to his level, a stern and angry expression on his face. "What were you thinking?! You know you're not supposed to leave the house without me or mummy, especially to cross the intersection!" Andy's bottom lip trembles , tears spilling down his cheeks. "D-daddy, you don't love me anymore. You forget about me all the time and you only love sissy now." Liam sighs, his expression softening as he brings the small boy into his arms. "Andy, you know that is not true at all. Sissy is just a little baby, she needs mine and mummy's help more than you right now. I love you so much, buddy." Andy wipes his eyes as Liam stands and begins making his way back home. "How much, daddy?" He asks, looking up at Liam hopefully. Liam laughs, moving Andy so he is sitting on his shoulders, just like he likes. "I love you to infinity and beyond, Andy."
  • Harry: The minute Harry steps through the front door after work, his fourteen year old daughter Paige rushes up to him, a frantic look on her face. "Dad, dad, I can't find Darcy anywhere, she's gone, I'm sorry-" An image of his four year old daughter Darcy pops up in his mind, worry creeping into his veins, but he knows he has to stay calm. "What do you mean, she's gone? What happened?" "Um, she was mad that I wouldn't play her princess game with her because I was right in the middle of putting Charlie down for his nap, and when I came out of his room, she was gone, I looked everywhere, even under all of the beds and in the cupboards." Harry sighs, closing his eyes as he rubs his temples, wondering why this had to happen on the one day Harry got home before you. "Alright, you stay here with Charlie and I'll go look outside," he tells Paige, and she nods, chewing her lip nervously. Harry turns around and exits the house, his mind working in overdrive. He tries to think of where he would go if he was an angry four year old, and it takes only a few minutes for Harry to figure out exactly where his daughter is. He makes his way over to the small, hidden fort he had built for Darcy a couple weeks and kneels down so he can knock lightly on the door. "Darc? You in there? It's daddy." A small sniffle is heard from inside before he door is swung open, a small body quickly flinging itself into Harry's arms. "Hiya, daddy!" Harry chuckles, kissing the top of her head before pulling back to look in her eyes. "Darc, you really scared Paige. She couldn't find you anywhere, she was very worried. Why didn't you tell her you were going to play out here?" Her tiny eyebrows furrow, a pout forming on her lips. "She told me not to bug her anymore or she'd tell Santa I was naughty." Harry laughed again, picking Darcy up as he stands and begins making his way back to the house. "Don't worry, Darc, Santa knows you were very good this year. Now, lets go apologize to your sister."
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