so long weekend

thanks for inviting me to the party. if you need me, i’ll be in the corner, drinking & trying not to make eye contact
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all of you, keep your eyes forward. i’ll guard your backs. ins.

princess [draco malfoy]

request: nonexistent! this was directly out of my mind (’:

word count: ~3700

a/n: good jesus christ this one took far too long to write. this is my first post of the blog, though, so color me excited for what’s to come! also i’m so tired. this has drained my energy for some reason. ugh. please do request though i have nothing to write and my ideas sort of go everywhere when i don’t have a solid idea in mind! thanks for reading! <3

summary: in which a sarcastic comment has draco calling you “princess”. he’s also kind of an ass. a very attractive, rude ass. (contains swearing ofc)

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favorite moana songs 

here’s my very own teacher crush playlist!! most songs can be found on iTunes, Youtube, or Spotify!! i hope you like it xo


1. More Of You -Mozella

2. Love -Lana Del Rey

3. Work -Charlotte Day Wilson

4. Boarding School -Lana Del Rey

5. Lovefool -The Cardigans

6. Without You -Lana Del Rey

7. Campus -Vampire Weekend

8. Lowlife -That Poppy

9. Born Too Late -The Poni-Tails

10. Older -Birdy

11. I Want You -Marian Hill

12. The Other Woman - Lana Del Rey

13. Religion -Lana Del Rey

14. One Way or Another -Blondie

15. Why Do You Let Me Stay Here? -She & Him

16. Academia -Sia

Science Day Care

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GASTER
Ohoho Thank you for your support! 

GASTER
Hm, an interesting observation from the first Anon. Philanthropy wasn’t what drove me to adopt them, though it is the reason I have a job. Haha

GASTER
As for the third Anon’s question: We do indeed host Bring Your Child To Work days here in the labs.

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Most days, in fact! Our work often demands long hours, and I take no joy in keeping parents apart from their children. So to solve that problem, we installed a Day Care room!

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On the upper floors, of course, far away from any of our more, ah… ambitious experiments. We hold the children’s comfort and safety paramount here in the labs!

GASTER
Employees are permitted to visit their children whenever they need to, and can monitor them on the cameras at all other times. Play times, nap times, breakfast, lunch and dinner are all scheduled. I can assure you, the children are kept safe and happy here.

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I would have it no other way!

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ALPHYS
“Not interested in anyone”? What g-gave you that impression?

GASTER
What’s that?

ALPHYS
N-nothing!

GASTER
What did you say?

ALPHYS
NothingsirIswear!

rubyxsapphire25  asked:

request: teen Stan singing 'How Far I'll Go' cause I'm a weird person for imagining him singing this song also 'cause i feel the lyrics kinda related to him tho... is that too weird? yeah definitely TOO WEIRD.

I was actually thinking that the song fit him when listening to the soundtrack a little while ago. Stanley is definitely a voyager.

anonymous asked:

Hi having a bad day :( would appreciate if you could write me something fluffy to cheer me up?? But only if you're not too busy..

title I love you
summary for those days that don’t feel so good
pairing itasaku

“Haruno-san. You have a visitor,” someone whispered. No one nudged each other in the lab. Explosions, both metaphorical and literal, were bound to happen that way. 

“Mm…who?” asked Sakura without looking up. She set the flask down on her workstation. Rubbing at her nose with the inside of her wrist, she glanced over at her coworker. He shrugged.

“Some Uchiha. Brooding. Dark hair. Can’t tell which he is,” he answered. Sighing, Sakura nodded. Better honesty than a random guess. To the untrained eye all Uchiha could look equally sulky and unapproachable. She had often described them as a clan of cats in human bodies. (To which Sasuke had conceded with minimal protest.)

“Sakura.”

“Excuse me! You can’t just waltz in here! You could contaminate everything!” someone grumbled from across the lab. 

Completely ignoring the warnings, he trudged in, hands shoved deep into his pockets. Sakura started when his forehead connected with her shoulder.

“SHISUI-SENPAI! I almost spilled that!” she shrieked as she whirled.

“I need you,” Shisui said, dodging her angry swats.

“Get out, you degenerate,” she snapped in return. Rolling his eyes, he grabbed her wrists. 

“Not like that. Like I need your help. Let’s go,” Shisui retorted just as angrily. Hefting her over his shoulder like a sack of rice, he hauled her out of the lab. His grey flak jacket and the sword on his back probably had something to do with the fact that not a single person stepped in to defend her. 

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hannahtheblah  asked:

I came across your stuff (totally in love) and I'm just... a bit... confused... about you and Rob B? Like, how did that entire... thing start... ? (so many ellipses) (*「・ω・)ン?

thanks! BUT I DON’T KNOW

so to finally figure it out, i’m going to sit down and actually go back to The Beginning and create a brief timeline wherein i try to work out what happened and when SO PREPARE YOURSELF (i’ll put it under a break for ur consideration)

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