so like they're like a spaceship

Matthew Daddario Quotes
  • "We call our shoes ‘sneakers,’ right? But they're not really sneaking."
  • "Can't wait till they invent phones with keyboards."
  • "I don't know this guy. He came to hang out so I complimented his hair."
  • "How many artichokes can you eat in one sitting?"
  • "No, go back to my idea!"
  • "Maybe, they'll throw the books out. Just not follow the books anymore."
  • "Hey guys did everyone floss today? You gotta floss every day. Otherwise, your dentist makes you feel bad."
  • "I play piano but I won't call it a talent."
  • "I'm the funniest person in the cast and that's simply because everybody else is so painfully unfunny."
  • "There is literally no memory left in my phone. I took fourteen thousand blue sky photos and I need all of them."
  • "Send him photos of fried chicken and crab cakes."
  • "I have a dentist appt tomorrow. I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. Also not going to shower. This is going to be painful for everyone."
  • "You are not trash, you are lovely!"
  • "Don't sign contracts in your blood. It's usually not required by any reputable party."
  • "He's slippin' out his little tongue eating snail treats off the ground."
  • "I will eat anywhere in the house. I'll eat cheese crackers in bed!"
  • "He looks down and sees this wonderful man. He hops down there and smooches that man right on the face. Right in front of everyone."
  • "'s not fair that he is more handsome than me!!!"
  • "Don't do the hokey pokey around witches."
  • "They're never gonna release the deleted scenes to you guys because they're racy and inappropriate."
  • "This video is going on social media!"
  • "I'm ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can't delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me."
  • "Thank god I started sandpapering my feet when I was four."
  • "Is Alec appreciating at an increased rate because of an increase in demand? Or is it the same rate as before."
  • "Note, some alpaca do not appreciate head pats."
  • "If humans lived in barns, we'd be smelly, too."
  • "Had to delete all my cow photos to make room for selfies, so I will say 'I appreciate you, cows.'"
  • "Wow. It's spelled Gollum. Wow. So disappointed. Hiding my own cell phone for the next two weeks."
  • "You're a little kitty cat. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy kitty cat, kitty cat."
  • "Sometimes when I travel between dimensions, I think, man, I should really buy a sailboat."
  • "If I was running for President, my VP would be a well trained golden retriever."
  • "Who's not going to watch Hamlet in space? I mean, Space Hamlet!"
  • "I just think we should all acknowledge what is awesome about Harry!"
  • "I like eating food after dark."
  • "Generally, people avoid kissing their sister in a healthy life."
  • "If you don't like my zebra leggings, it's because you just don't understand zebra leggings."
  • "I think we should provide more showers for cows."
  • "If I'm having a bad day, I eat pizza."
  • "I hope Google uses the same algorithm to encrypt my email as my pocket does to tie knots with my headphones."
  • "I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like cows, and maybe an alpaca or a llama. I would chop wood all day."
  • "Dog. #dog. Dog. Dog."
  • "Had fun tweeting with/at you guys. Phone is about to die. Gonna go get more double-A batteries."
  • "The jackhammer has been joined by his friend, the concrete saw. Rare that you get two music legends right outside your window like this."
  • "Interdimensional cat smuggling is severely punished. But you can make a killing on the black cat market."
  • "You should just give up on me like I did. So done with me right now I can't even."
  • "What am I fan of? No one's ever asked me this before! Oh man."
  • "I don't know why they say that. I think they're poking fun at me."
  • "Congrats. You deserve that sailboat."
  • "I don't know. I don't have any pet peeve. Yapping little dogs, I guess. Buttons that don't go up right."
  • "Donkeys look like rabbit horses."
  • "Everyone is all, 'follow your heart.' If that worked I'd be watching Shadowhunters in my spaceship."
  • "Am I making this up?"
  • "I don't condone it, but I understand it, and therefore, I will not pass judgment on it."
  • "I can eat a pound of pork rinds."
  • "I am your bird king!"
  • "Baby pigs or baby cows? They're both good options."
  • "I have deleted a single photo from my phone. I have room for one selfie. Living on the edge. If it happens, no second chances."
  • "She gets it at a Shadowhunter tailor where we get all our stuff. Are you serious?"
  • "My cell phone is not the most important thing in my life. It just feels that way."
  • "Kill her immediately. Problem solved."
  • "You're not me? Most people aren't, in my experience."
  • "Man I've spent a whole year talking about sailboats and I could have just jumped on this SHIP."
  • "Reminder not to cite 'game of thrones' as my motivation for getting into politics."
  • "To all the people who threaten to punch me in the face... Do I have to be concerned or is that a love thing?"
  • "Put this on?! Fit it on my body?!"
  • "I’m going to shave today. Nobody will recognize me and I’ll have to reintroduce myself to all my friends."
  • "Don't get me started on this question."
  • "Okay, quick question. What does it mean when someone says they are your 'trash?' Asking for a friend..."
  • "Wait, 'SexyBack' is by Justin Timberlake?"
  • "Everyone's smooching everyone and Alec just wants to do his job. That's why he's the best and deserves a big smooch."
the ipre as my bio lecture notes
  • magnus: "grind and find"
  • taako: if you trade a goat for a fancy latte, you'll be losing a lot of value. instead, trade a goat for money, and use that to buy 100 fancy lattes.
  • merle: (about a plant's cell wall) they're holes for communication!
  • barry: (bio's) not like chem labs where you heat things up, because then you DIE.
  • lup: why doesn't sugar spontaneously combust?
  • lucretia: enzymes form big complexes - like one big hub, or a spaceship!
  • davenport: (bond power)

I was thinking, a few days after that Iconic™ scene when Trini told her family she and a group of kids found a spaceship and she was now a superhero,,, superheroes,,, show up in town,,, to defeat the alien evil,,,, and her family didn’t connected the dots?!??!
Okay, she was being sarcastic and shit, so at the moment her family was like “???” but after the rangers appears,, how they didn’t,, like,, “oh yeah, Trini told us about it”


I always have a lot of feelings about these two being bffs who watch cheesy movies together all the time so have every screenshot I have of them together bc they don’t have enough time together in the show

with added captions bc @electric-bluejay didn’t like that my jay post last night didn’t have any captions lol

anonymous asked:

hi could you help me please? im currently watching the x files for the first time and i dont know if i missed an episode or something bc in the beginning of season 6 they're talking about how they closed the x files bc mulder and scully found a spaceship somewhere under the ice also scully was sick bc of a virus? and some shit like that did they showed this episode or it was never explained im so confused sorry to bother you

oh my god honey….. u missed an entire movie oh my god…. like there’s a movie that goes between seasons 5 and 6.. u poor thing here it is

overturn-the-paige  asked:

Something's been bugging me about SU lately and this episode just made me figure it out. The gems attitude towards humans really confuses me. Why are they on Earth if none of them seems to like humans? I understand they're stranded, but why try so hard to save something you couldn't care less about?

Well, first, I think saying they’re “stranded” is a bit misleading because it makes it sound like if they had the option, they’d leave. But they wouldn’t, even when she had a spaceship all Pearl wanted to do was take a “short” trip. Leaving Earth forever was never part of the plan. They are willingly the guardians of humanity, as far as we know, and its kinda implied they deliberately ‘stranded’ themselves by breaking the warp pads. Also, Pearl very easily builds a spaceship and it almost works and if she really wanted to she could take proper material from the space program and with a little bit more time build an actual working ship. If they really, truly wanted to leave, they could. They’re capable of that. They’re not really stuck on Earth, they’re choosing to have to stay there.

I think they like humans just fine, they just don’t have personal connections with anyone. They’re aliens that way outlive humans, our lifespan is probably just a blink to them so its difficult for them to make meaningful connections with something that dies so quickly - not to mention they’re just fundamentally different species with different ways of life, different biologies (in that the Gems are not at all biological), they’re just plain different and its very hard to connect with something that is so far removed from what you are. Think about how easily we relate to dogs and cats but how much harder it is for us to connect with spiders, insects, crabs, etc. We naturally relate to things like kinda look and act like us and the more 'alien’ the creature seems, the less likely we’ll connect with it. I reckon the same principle is at play here.

But also, I don’t think they dislike humans? They’ve never acted like “ugh, humans”, they’ve mostly just found them kind of amusing or specifically a bother for particular things. They didn’t care about breaking the Pizza’s sign, but not because they didn’t like the Pizzas, just because they didn’t think it was important in the grand scheme of things. Pearl’s speech about humans finding meaning in things (something I actually kind of personally agree with) and her calling Greg “pathetic” in “House Guest” aren’t her trying to be mean and put down humans, they’re just her being blunt and matter of fact observations about humanity from her perspective. Greg WAS deliberately acting pathetic, that was specifically what he was trying to do. Her statement was factually correct. Its was a literal interpretation of what Greg was doing, not an emotional opinion on it.

Really, though, the Gems care about humanity, not humans. They’re not trying to save specific people, they’re protecting the entire species (well, the entire planet really) Individual people just plain aren’t a factor in it. It really doesn’t matter if they get on well with any particular person, if they connect with them, if they improve the life of one person. They’re protecting the entire species and as long as they do that, they’re doing their job. IMO, I don’t like the idea that if someone doesn’t care about someone, then its surprising that they protect them. You shouldn’t have to like someone to protect them from harm. Heck, even if you hate someone’s guts you shouldn’t just let them get hurt (of course, some situations call for it). They don’t have to like people to protect them. The Gems are probably protecting Earth on principle (“it would be wrong to destroy it, so we must protect it”, not because they specifically like Earth. Rose probably did specifically care about humans and the other Gems may be trying to emulate that but it does not come as naturally to them as it did to her, so they do their best to protect them at least.

But this is intentional, imo, because Steven DOES try to improve the lives of individual people. Its a key difference between him and the Gems. He has a lot of compassion and empathy, something the Gems currently lack but do show signs of trying to grasp it. Currently the only individual they care about is Steven, but from that they’ll likely grow to care more about individual people. This cannot happen over night, may not happen at all, but its something that must develop over time. These are aliens and it wouldn’t make much sense if they just naturally cared about this other, much shorter lived species they’ve only known for a fraction of their lifespan

hufflepunkk  asked:

I feel like Sara would start a rumor that Len actually doesn't have a body/he's invisible and it's so ridiculous but at the same time they're on a spaceship that goes through time. By the end of the week everyone has tried to get a peek at him and Len starts sleeping in his parka. He doesn't deny it though.

Sara’s like “No, listen, do we have any proof that he’s NOT a bodyless metahuman? Have YOU ever seen a body? I DIDN’T THINK SO.”

Also the mental image of Len sleeping in his parka is just A++ oh my gosh