so kinda like meet your blogger

meeting at a bar/restaurant/party/cafe au

* you’re a regular at my cafe and i’m getting used to your attractive face but one day you bring a child over and i’m suddenly overcome with jealousy of a wife/husband i never thought you had so i’m suddenly awkward AU
* hi i’m your host for tonight and WTF SENSEI YOU SHOULD NOT BE HERE AT ALL??? AND STOP BUYING ME FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT TO SAVE ME FROM POTENTIAL SEXUAL PREDATORS BC YOUR OVERPROTECTIVE TEACHER INSTINCTS ARE TAKING OVER???? AU
* we’re sitting at separate tables and you don’t really notice me but weren’t you someone i had a one night stand with, but you obviously don’t remember, and why the hell are we suddenly alone in the lavatory AU
* our company is throwing a party and i’m from the sales department and you’re like from another department so i’ve never seen you but aren’t you that person who confessed to me back in high school AU
* it’s your birthday and me and my friends are in the booth next to you and your group, and your drunk friend is trying to be your wingman so he’s kinda hooking me up with you but i’m hella awkward and yet you are kinda attractive and i’m not sure what i want anymore ok AU
* me and my tumblr mutuals are finally meeting in person at this cool place and the ultimate sempai blogger comes in last and HOLY SHIT WEREN’T YOU THE GUY/GAL WHO USED TO BULLY ME BACK IN HS FOR THE EXACT SAME SHIT YOU BLOG NOW LIKE HOW DARE YOU BECOME MY SECRET TUMBLR CRUSH BUT I SHOULD HATE YOU NOW THAT I KNOW BETTER??? AU
* you’re the boss everyone fears for being so damn strict and i’m the new guy so i’m trying to keep a low profile but why am i seeing you every night in this bar near my place and oh wait we’re neighbors as well and i get to see a side of you nobody else does and suddenly my pheromones are slowly planning to betray me??? AU