so jealous of her ugh

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what I love the most about the whole concept of idk fletch dropping a bomb as to morven and jasmine being one step away from double dating bernie and serena + this week having serena name small chested models is that they could oh so very easily be part of the whole incorrent quotes meme that is spreading all over tumblr like wildfire - but it’s not, they actually said the words. wild. 

me, an elementary school lesbian: I’m so jealous of this girl, she’s so beautiful and smart and nice to me and I want to be her friend so much! ugh, i’m jealous and i hate her! also i hate this other girl because she always sits next to me and tells good jokes and she has a silly laugh, i’m jealous of her too! and this girl who’s super pretty and invites me to play with her and I love when our hands touch, jealous of her too!! 

me, a high school lesbian: jealous is closet code for gay. i’m gay