The Real Housewives of Seoul
Suho:/having Tea with the girls/ So I have something that I need to tell you guys
Jin:/sips his tea/ What is it? Did you finally send that evil one away? You know…to be fixed and shit
Suho:/laughs/ Ooh no…Its about a certain someone in which we all don’t talk to anymore
Key:/flips his hair/ Isn’t it obvious..it’s Kris..Yifan..the one that was bald but now has hair
Suho;/ gives him that go to hell look/
Key:/rolls his eyes/ What?
Jinyoung: Wait..are you talking about Heechul?
Suho:/nods/ Yes..i have gotten in touch with him and Invited him over to Join us
Jin:/gasps/ No no no
N; Are you crazy Suho?!
Key: YOU MADE UP WITH SATAN AFTER ALL THE SHIT HE PUT ME THROUGH
Suho:/in the confession booth/ Hell to the mother fucking yeah I did. Key’s bitching has been getting on my nerves a lot lately. So I figured why not bring out a bigger and better bitch…..Facts
Jinyoung;/looks over at Key with wide eyes/ Hey..maybe ..maybe he’s changed. Once we shunned him maybe he realized what a shitty person he actually was .
Jinyoung:/rolls his eyes/ Have you ever considered that maybe you guys could actually be friends if you would just learn how to set your egos aside
Key:/glares/ Looky here..I am not here for a damn therapy session..you always so damn wise and positive and I’m so sick of it
Jinyoung: Now you look here now bitch I have-
Suho:/stands up when he sees Heechul coming/ HEECHUL
Jin:/chokes on his tea/
N: /shoves a big ass cookie in his mouth/
Key:/ drops his glass/ THE FUCK
Heechul: Hello bitches~
Jinyoung:/nervously/ Hi Heechul…haven’t seen you in a while
Key: Damn Heechul..you look rough
Heechul:/flips his hair as he sits down beside Suho and Jin/ You are still the same I see
Key: But better
Jin: Soo Heechul you look great..what have you been up to lately?
Heechul: Oh you know Variety Shows and a couple modeling gigs
Key:/laughs as he eats a scone/
Heechul: I’m sorry..miss piggy is there something funny
Jin:/laughs his signature laugh/
N; So how are the kids doing?
Heechul: All grown and up out of my nest…Finally. They’re all doing great. By the way I heard Ravi’s mixtape not bad
N:/proud mama/ Yes my baby works hard
Heechul: Oh Jin I’m really proud of you and the boys. Your hard work really paid off.
Jin:/smiles/ Ooh thanks..its been quite the journey but like anyone can reach their goals as long as they try and work hard
Heechul:/smiles as he nods/ And Jinyoung I see you and your acting skills.making me all proud and shit..you keep doing you boo boo
Jinyoung:/smiles shyly looking down/
Heechul: And Suho, You are such a strong person. Being a single and all..I can’t imagine what all you had to go through..but I am so proud of you for coming through so strong
Key:/coughs/ He’s an alcoholic~ /cough/
Suho:/flips him off as he hugs Heechul/ It’s been rough but i’m doing just fine
Key:/points at them laughing while looking at the cameras/ Are y’all seeing this shit
Heechul:/pulls away and looks at Key/ I would ask what you’ve been up to..but apparently nothing really
Key: Hah..look here you pitbull… I don’t know know why you’re here all of a sudden but you’re not about to take me down.
Heechul: Says the one who’s hair extensions fell out when he was getting down and dirty with his boo
N : Oooh no she didn’t
Key: Bitch I still looked sexy.. You the one who be taking out your extensions looking like splice
Heechul: Oh hell no bitch
Jinyoung: Not this shit again..CAN I GET SOME VODKA
Jin:/laughing his ass off/ SHE DID THAT
Key:/smiles at Jin/ Yass bitch I went there.. this hoe trying to bring a bitch down and I wasn’t having that with her bald headed as-
Heechul:/throws his tea at his face/
Suho:/gasps because damn/
Key:/wipes his face/ YOU WHORE /jumps over the table and tackles Heechul/
Jin:/screams because tf/
Jinyoung:/Downs the bottle of vodka/
Security:/ runs in to break up the fight/
Suho:/ in the confession booth laughing/ Karma’s a bitch