so its not like you could steal it

anonymous asked:

you could just stop translating so people won't steal it and they'll go buy it instead cuz its like literally only 20 cents a chap

lol i’m sure if people didn’t have the means to buy the coin package before they won’t start doing it now if I stop

but thank you for the suggestion

How To Spot Faeries

1. Spheres of Light

One of the most common ways fairies and other ethereal beings are noticed, is as spheres, flickers or glints of light. It’s very common to see it around mushrooms, blooming flowers and springs. People associated with fairies (children of fairies) can watch these lights anytime. You may also notice unexplained movements out of the corner of your eyes.

2. Chilling sounds and music

Once you’ve entered the fairy Realm nothing is the same. Soft sounds may greet the strangers who enter the fairy land. Whether it’s the sound of various wind instruments - like the flute - or a simple sound - like the welcoming sound of tiny bells - it’s absolutely the same. Allegedly, if you ring a bell over a spring or pond you may see the reaction of fairies responding to your invitation.

3. Fairy Rings

It’s long believed that fairies love to sing and dance at night. They usually dance around a circle. Many who stay in forests at nights claim to have heard wonderfully enchanting songs, while later in the morning they find mushroom circles, circles of flowers or trace of footprints of human-sized nymphs dancing known as the Fairy Rings. Many believe that the “Fairy Rings” are the Gateways to the Fairy World. Respect the fairy rings and always ask for permission before entering the Circle.

4. Laughter

As Fairies are - almost always - described as cheerful creatures, when you are close with these entities it very likely to hear laughter or feel the urge to laugh. The feeling of joy fills your heart and lasts long!

5. Scent of Flowers

You are walking down a path, or even a road while your nose is filled with an overwhelming scent of flowers like Iris or Violets, or even the scent of the grass like it just rained or maybe it smells like walnuts, apples or grapes. As fairies are often associated with flowers, plants and trees, this could be the work of a playful Fairy sprinkling scented fairy dust to you, blessing you or trying to catch your attention.

6. Deviations of the Air

The “fairy wings” may cause a light breeze on the area around a fairy. Whether it’s actually the wings or the energy shift around the ethereal being does not really matter. Pay attention to the leaves around you. A gentle whirlwind may be a solid proof that a fairy (or fairies) like your company.

7. Animals around you Act Weird

You notice that you are being followed by birds like ravens, your cat acts weird, staring at something for minutes (with no apparent reason) or play with the air while your dog is nervous or probably bark at something you do not see. As Fairies could be described as the Souls of Nature they can easily cause phenomena like this.

8) Milk or Beer goes bad and candies are missing

Your milk has gone bad before its actual expiration date and so does your beer. You may also notice that milk is less as if someone drunk it while you are certain that no one would ever drink from your milk. This could be a sign of a fairy who entered you house. Try to contact them rather than getting angry.

9) Jewellery and shiny objects are missing

Before you call the police try to look around if you can find them in other places. Fairies love to play with humans in this way. They enjoy “stealing” stuff like this and hide them in different places. It is said that Fairies love all shiny objects and that’s what they love to take first. Keys or with fancy keychains is a “fetish” for this wonderful creatures. Be kind to them. They -almost- always return them!

10) A sense of warmth on your skin

The energy of the Fairies - when is in close contact with your aura - can be felt like tiny vibrations of energy on your body, or heat on your skin. You may actually feel the warmth of the beloved creature as a gently tingling or tickling on part of your body.

11) Flowers (and other plants) sprouting from bizarre places

This is another phenomenon that is often associated with the presence of Fairies. You may notice that from one second to another a flower has bloomed while you could swear that you have not even seen it at all! This is very common when Casting Fairy Witchcraft or a Ritual which invokes Fairies. If this happens in your house it means that you have a winged visitor… or maybe visitors! 

12) The Eyes of the Woods

Have you ever felt that trees are watching you as you walk down the path in a forest? Have you ever felt the presence of something really strange when you are alone and the night-sky is full of dazzling stars? The Trees may - indeed - have eyes of their own, as they are probably inhabited by magical creatures as Fairies (of course it can also be elves, gnomes or other entities). Greet these trees and ask for guidance and protection.

two rotten apples [m]

credit: x.

❛❛we’re next-door neighbors and have hated each other since middle school but now we’re going to the same university how can we avoid the other person like the plague so there isn’t a crime scene— what do you mean you promised my mom you would keep an eye on me???? you fucking planned this❜❜ AU

COUNT → 16.053

GENRE → smut | eventual angst

PAIRING → jungkook | reader

WARNINGS → dom and sub tones | spanking | hair pulling | praising | explicit language | female masturbation | graphic oral sex | penetration


There was always that one person at parties—that one person who hid in a bathtub somewhere so they didn’t have to contribute to society’s norms of choking on their own vomit and passing out cuddling a pink garden gnome.

Or maybe that was just you.

Then again, it wasn’t just any party you were hiding in a bathtub at—it wasn’t some rager that had frat boys downstairs chugging so much alcohol that their livers probably looked like fucking dried out asparagus—it was your high school graduation party. And maybe you’d attended only the lamest graduation parties in your eighteen years of life, but there was no alcohol here—only fruit punch. Yet, there you were, still hiding in a bathtub for some fucking reason with a piece of chocolate cake balanced in your lap.

You should probably reiterate that it was your party, which makes things worse since normally you don’t hide in a bathtub when you’re the guest of honor.

Normally—but this was not a normal circumstance.

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anonymous asked:

Hello! I was wondering if I could please request boyfriend!Tae ? Thank you! ^_^

Originally posted by bwipsul

  • y'all go on walks a lot and always get distracted by puppers
  • “LOOK at its eyes it’s so cute”
  • a dog might steal your boyfriend away
  • tae LOVES being affectionate
  • i don’t mean kissing and stuff like that i mean like he loves holding hands or his arm around ur shoulder while y'all are walking
  • or putting his hand in ur back jean pocket
  • he’d like kissing you but not in public
  • he’d want that to be for just you two
  • like y'all are out all day and he doesn’t kiss u but as soon as u get home he showers u in kisses
  • likes to sit on the couch with your head in his lap so he can play with you hair
  • is very much a dreamer and is always talking about your future family
  • “babe we would have the cUTe s T children ever they’d have ur looks and my talent”
  • is super silly and playful but can defo be serious at times
  • like if youre sad he listens to you and gives you physical support
  • he probably wouldn’t be too good at giving advice but he’d definitely sit with you and make sure you feel better before you two go to bed
  • on nights you’re feeling down he’ll baby the hell outta you
  • “do you want some tea? i can run to the store and get your favorite foods!”
  • he ends up in bed with you, cuddling, and he’s just giving u kisses all over your face and playing with your hair and telling you reassuring things
  • “baby you’re so strong and powerful and so many people look up to you, i promise you’re good enough. too good”
  • and if he’s sad you do the same
  • he likes linking pinkies
  • probably likes going to fancy events because you can dress up and he loves seeing you in fancy clothing
  • he likes you hugging him from behind bc you’re so small and he feels comfortable
  • like y'all are grocery shopping and he’s looking at something & you come up from behind and wrap ur arms around his waist & peak ur head around him to see what he’s looking at
  • and he meLTs bc you’re tiny and he loves you
  • probably says he loves you every 10 seconds
  • loves telling ppl y'all are dating
  • he’s like “L. O OOK this is y/n they’re the loml and we’re gonna adopt 28 puppies & have 6 kids they’re super cute LOOK this is my favorite photo of them”
  • he end up rambling and the ppl he’s talking to are like “i want him to shut up but it’s so cute he’s so fond of them”
  • jimin hanging out with y'all a lot bc they’re stuck at the hip
  • “this is my boyfriend taehyung, and his boyfriend jimin”
  • jimin is the only pupper u need
  • taehyung would care for you so MUCH
  • he’d die anytime you do SOMETHING cute
  • would be the best boyfriend ever trust me
  • like if y'all have fights and he gets rlly mad he leaves the room and calms down and then comes back and it doesn’t matter who’s wrong or whatever he’d come hug you and be like
  • “i’m sorry baby i love you please don’t go”
  • he’d get sad after fights because people do stupid shit when they’re mad and he doesn’t want to accidentally do something he’d regret because he doesn’t want to lose you
  • constantly kissing ur cheeks
  • the type to kiss ur neck but not like in a sexual way
  • like he hugs you a rests his head in the crook of ur neck and just placed a small kiss there
  • but if he’s ;) in the mood ;) he’ll probably tease the hellllllll out of you 
  • the type to get you all riled up and then ruin it by going and playing with an animal 
  • likes using his hands ;))))))))) a lot ;))))))))))) 
  • if you’re horny chances are he is too 
  • sometimes he tries teasing u in public and ur like ?????? “tae you’ll try fingering me at dinner but won’t kiss me” he just winks 
Feet and Fins

Originally posted by nochuie

Mer!Jungkook au x reader

Fantasy AU, Medieval-ish century

Word count: 11k

Romance, some warnings of “death” and gruesome mentions involved

A/N: after weeks of not posting since of guard stuff and homework, i have brought you guys a jungkook mermaid fic on my birthday :) 

It’s only about twelve, midnight as the clock handles strike at the top and the moon glimmering with its pale and porcelain tinting the world with it’s glow, but that was a sight not many would see as t into bed before hey are tucked creatures of the night came to haunt the town of Marciles. Havoc reeks the scent of blood and the smell of sewage, casting upon traces that the demonic beings left as they raided and swooped villagers from their homes. However, it’s happened only a few days in a week and most lords that were in charge of their areas paid knights to protect the peasants from the grossing amount of pillage and scarring beasts that the fighters would have to ward off. Some of these creatures even own land or travel around, haunting those they passed by like Minotaurs who loved to take upon the gems and women, slicing off limbs and decapitating heads of those who were in the way.

But it hasn’t happened to your area yet, and you didn’t think it was for a while.

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Since this is something of an issue lately, I would like to remind everyone to make sure you ask permission before reposting somebody’s art anywhere.
If you can’t find the source, ask around, I’m sure somebody in the fandom knows who made it! It might help to try a reverse image search on Google!

After you get permission to repost the art, you need to add proper credit, too! It’s not just a nice thing to do, it’s required! Reposting others art without permission/credit is considered art theft, even if you aren’t claiming you drew it yourself - and legal action can be taken against you. Just because the theft is taking place over the internet doesn’t make the theft any less real! Keep this in mind when you’re reposting other people’s content!

It’s much easier to ask permission before you post the thing you like, with credit, knowing you won’t make anyone upset, than posting it without credit or permission and risking getting into trouble. 

Imagine somebody seeing art you reposted on instagram, or facebook, or twitter, or tumblr, and you didn’t post credit- either because you didn’t know who drew it, or you just don’t care who drew it. How are they supposed to find their way back to that artist to see more art? How could you find more of that content that you liked enough to repost? Why should these artists who are being stolen from keep drawing the things you like if you’re just going to treat them so poorly?

The artists of the LazyTown fandom, and every other fandom, would really appreciate it if you could take these things into consideration. Remember - art is how artists make a living! If you really like the art that these people are creating, show them some respect. Don’t steal from them!

tl;dr im a transphobic bigot

im really tired of nb people (or any other gender that isnt male or female/cis or trans) acting like they understand trans struggles. im tired of being lumped together with them. im tired of people assuming im a radical sjw because of them, because theyre what people think of when they think about trans. im tired of people telling me that you dont need to experience dysphoria to be trans, and quite honestly, this is the thing that hits the hardest. although my transitions been going about as smooth as it could go, its still been hard because of dysphoria, and it was incredibly hard to convince my parents that i was trans. im not trying to throw a pity party, but im tired of people treating being trans as a new fucking haircut or some new fashion statement. because, whether you like it or not, being trans is a fucking mental illness. and no, im not being a transphobic bigot, its a literal mental illness that has been scientifically proven. and so, despite all the things the actual trans community goes through, these people have the audacity to undermine us by stealing our identities and telling us (pretty much) that being trans is a choice (i mean, how could it not be a choice if you dont have to have gender dysphoria? if youre transitioning to a different gender despite being fine with your assigned gender, i really have to just assume youre some pubescent white girl who has too much time on her hands). stop putting yourself under the trans umbrella because trans is not an umbrella term. youre either trans or youre not, and you wont convince me otherwise unless i see actual scientific evidence. you cannot be transgender while also being nonbinary because YOU ARENT FUCKING TRANSITIONING TO ANYTHING. all youre doing is giving yourself a useless label and getting mad when people dont use fucking xi/xer pronouns.

if you are nb/some other gender, let me know how you feel because i always want to hear other peoples perspectives. im going to tag this as a lot of things so i can reach out to people past my followers.

the signs as things said by my english class
  • aries: "if y'all can finally all get above an 80 on this test, i'll buy everyone bagels"
  • taurus: "is it okay if i eat lunch now?" "we're halfway through class, jeremy" "yeah i know but i have guacamole today and i'm really excited about it"
  • gemini: "lucas if you ruin the bagels for us i'll throw you out the window" "lena we're on the first floor"
  • cancer: *pulls fire alarm* "i don't even care. this is what exams have done to me."
  • leo: *banging on the door that only opens from the inside* "guys let me in i'm like the cutest person in this class"
  • virgo: "i'm going to mrs. mccarthy's room so i can steal her whiteboard markers"
  • libra: "can we play a game today?" "lucas you ask that every single day. it's an english class, shut up"
  • scorpio: "i don't even know half the bands on these stickers. i just bought them because they look cool"
  • sagittarius: *finishes a test 30 minutes before everyone else but hands it in anyways* "well, i fucked that one up. see ya tomorrow mrs. saudek"
  • capricorn: "so. . . because i was a c-section i could kick macbeth's ass too?"
  • aquarius: "lucas nobody cares about how you feel oppressed by not being able to wear a camouflage bucket hat"
  • pisces: "go get the baby out of the cabinet, we can use that to teach him"
Two Natures (preview)

Summary: The Evil Queen uses Hyde’s serum to separate Hook and Killian. After kidnapping Captain Hero, she asks Captain Hook to poison Emma, but his other half just refuses to let him. Season 6 Canon Divergence. Rated M for some lusty thoughts and swears. 1.2k preview. 

Happy Valentine’s Day @cocohook38 from your (pitiful) CSSV! My name is Tessa and I’ve loved getting to know you these past couple weeks. Thank you so much for putting up with me. Between exams, performances of the musical I’m in, and coming down with a sickness, the universe has really been against me getting this to you at a decent time. I decided to post a preview. There is more to come, but I hope you like what I’ve written for you so far. 

Art is by my lovely CSSV ~ go like and reblog it here!

Hook really does try his best not to stare down the food on his plate suspiciously. The Swan woman, Emma, sits across the table, prattling on about whatever happened at her job earlier in the day. From the window, Hook can see the Jolly Roger  with dropped anchor in its proper port, so close that he could simply walk up to it and steal it if he tried.

He can feel his other half - he refuses to call it his better half, and has taken to calling the other Killian the “weaker one” - struggling in whatever brigg the Evil Queen has kept him in since their serum division. It’s a stark reminder of his task, the one the Evil Queen is paying him handsomely to do. If Hook can pretend to be Killian Jones long enough to slip the poison into Emma’s morning coffee, then her Royal Majesty Regina will put a brand new, shiny magic bean in his hand and he will never have to spend another gods forsaken minute in this land.

“Killian, you’re quiet this morning. Everything alright?” Hook’s attention snaps up to Emma, her worried eyes a sure sign that whatever she suspects, it isn’t about his true identity. For a moment, he forms his answer. It’s been awhile since any words that left his mouth weren’t cynical in nature, but if he’s going to do this right, he needs to really play his part well.

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The Firebird - Chapter 24

Step 24: Fever

Here it is - The last chapter of The Firebird. It’s been quite a ride, right?

Thank you to everyone who read, liked, reblogged, reviewed, commented. You can’t even imagine how good it feels to see you liked the story, this journey Katniss started discovering herself.

Thank you for indulging me with 23 chapter of (very) slow-burn…

Thank you very very very very much to @xerxia31 for her time in betaing this chapter - i <3 the side notes :)

To @akai-echo, the lovely and beautiful, who created 24 aesthetics for this story - you are awesome :)

A tiny little epilogue will be published next week, on TUESDAY for Love in Panem “Love is…” challenge

here on AO3 // FFN

The whirlwind of the after show took her by surprise. She was used to waiting for the dancers in the lobby of the Arena, and not to the cries and shouts that took place down near the locker room. Dancers were congratulating her, and each other, everybody had a kind word. Katniss tried to locate her belongings that had been  thrown haphazardly when Delly made her try on dresses. She wanted to make a quick exit and find her way home, to take a shower - a very cold shower - and be able to release all the tension that dancing with Peeta had elicited in her.

She never thought dancing could be so hot - and not because of the stage lamps or the temperature of the room. No, hot like her skin had been set on fire by the simple touch of his fingers or a brush of his lips, so hot the A/C coming on left shivers and goosebumps in its wake. It was so different from ballet, where technique was almost everything, where all steps were coded, where improvisation was almost a swear word.

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anonymous asked:

okay so i read this fic on ao3 but i cant access ao3 rn so i was hoping you guys could help me maybe find it on tumblr or smt? its a royalty fic and its got courting which is rly cute between dan and phil and phils a prince while dans a thief and its enemies to lovers and martyns an idiot who got cursed by a witch so now dan is trying to help phil save phils family? its called smt like steal my heart but i cant rmbr it was a long name

that’s mine! I post on both ao3 and tumblr actually, so I’ll link you to the first chapter on tumblr if that’s okay!

Steal My Heart (steal my whole life too) Captain of the Royal Guard and Prince of Morellia, Philip Lester has never been given the chance to find love. Instead, he’s run from a system that works to end class differences and improve equality for its citizens. Happy as he is to make the world a better place, Phil can’t help feeling bitter towards his ancestors for making it impossible for him to find someone who will actually love him for more than just his title, and strives instead for a life of justice and doing good - only to meet his match in the King of Thieves, a man who will change everything he once thought he knew in life. Together, they must depart on a quest to save the kingdom, and, in the process, destroy their differences and find their own form of love.

- Eliza

The Devil’s Toy Box

by reddit user MrClarenceWorley

“The Devil’s Toy Box” is an urban legend that savvier horror fans will recognize as the inspiration for the infamous Lament Configuration from Clive Barker’s seminal Hellraiser series. Though in reality the titular “box” is not a toy at all but rather a small room where the floor, the ceiling, and the walls are each composed of one giant mirror.

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anonymous asked:

What about my favorite Pokémon, Luxray? Lions are already terrifying in our world but Luxray can see through walls to find its prey and protect family. Not to mention that it's electric type and could probably electrocute you at any time

Dexentry: Luxray, The Gleam Eyes Pokémon. It has eyes that can see through anything. It spots and captures prey hiding behind objects. When its eyes gleam gold, it can spot hiding prey–even those taking shelter behind a wall.

since it is an electric type, i believe that Luxray “sees” by detecting electric fields generated by muscular contractions. Other electric types tend to be able to search for other electric-types by searching for the others unique electric field (kinda like a mix of their scent and fingerprint, its unique)

so here you have, these big, intimidating pokémon, that can paralyze you with their electric attacks.

the aliens were preparing for a sneak attack, hiding inside abandoned buildings, out of sight, they moved quietly in to enemy base unnoticed, and infiltrated the humans bases.

they were stealing as many supplies as they could get, without getting noticed.

Wignaf was one of the last ones to leave the building, sneaking around, going unnoticed thanks to the camouflage. however, as they turned a corner, they saw how some of their fellow soldiers had gotten caught. - well, that’s why they split up, so not all of them would be caught. Wignaf continued, looking for a new exit, but someone was approaching. camouflage or not, taking risks aren’t good, so they hid in another room, listening for the human, waiting for them to pass.

“one? okay lets go” uh-oh

the door opened and a large black and blue pokémon with shining eyes walked in, staring straight at Wignaf and growling. The human spoke to their communication device “we’ve got one thief hiding in the kitchen, no backup needed” 

well, no one else is there, how did the human know they were hiding?

“how did you know, human?”

the human smiled smuggly, patting the large pokémon, that was glaring back nd baring its fangs. “Luxray can see through walls obviously, nice try with electric fields, but they dont work, NOTHING you do will ever work. Luxray, thunder wave” sparks flew around the Luxray, eyes glowing, as it charged and let out a thunder wave, paralyzing the alien and short-circuiting the camouflage device. the last thing the alien saw before it fell to the ground was the human patting the pokémon on the head for a job well done

megansarah11  asked:

#78 please

78:  “That’s my shirt. So is that..wait?”

I didn’t want to go with the “Caroline steals Klaus’ shirts” idea, ‘cause its been done a lot…and yes I love it! But I wanted to do something different O.o hopefully you’ll like it? On FF

Also, If you want one!

The Next Step

Before Caroline could even ring the doorbell, Klaus opened the door, “Come on in Caroline.”

“Ok then…you look pretty eager, what’s going on? Who did you kill this time?” she asked suspiciously.

“No one you’d know.”

“Goodie.” the sarcasm heavy in her voice and she rolled her eyes, “So, why did I absolutely have to come here, instead of my lovely apartment?”

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Hot Wit: See, Sparky? You’re not alone. Like that hoverboard you always wanted, there is that something in science fiction each of us were obsessed with at one time or another, whether it’s an entity, state, or concept.
Wittersweet: I wanted to be in suspended animation for a couple of centuries so that I could be a futuristic swashbuckler! Well, providing it’s the right future.
Amble Wit: I wanted to be a space ranger so that I could zap bug-eyed aliens while rescuing gorgeous damsels in distress like in those space operas.
Hot Wit: Of course, you know that I’m a sci-fi fool, and I always wanted a space alien to land on our planet so that I could take its flying saucer for a joyride! Heck, I’d just punch the little green bastard and flat out steal it!
Amble Wit: Well, aren’t you a violent delinquent.

Ultra beasts
  • Nihilego: Parasite that is probably the reason lusamine is batshit crazy. Behaves like a girl for some reason. Why does it look SO much like lillie like omg it's almost uncanny
  • Buzzwole: Totally wrecked that dump truck, who knows what else they've damaged. Flexes a lot, probably a living Jojo Bizarre adventure reference.
  • Pheromosa: neat freak who can run at sonic speeds.
  • Xurkitree: Wiggles chold who will steal your electricity in order to stay alive. Literal pun name. just like the skull grunts people would put music over em dancin.
  • Celesteela: Probably killed thousands of pokemon when it burned that forest down. What would probably happen if you combined a anime schoolgirl with a airplane/rocket
  • Kartana: Tumblr users thought the worse it could do was give you a paper cut but it can actually chop their arm off in a single blow. Why does it look so big in the promotion art where all the other utlrabeasts are- it's like a inch tall-.
  • Guzzlord: Probably has some kind of eating disorder, poopless. Everybody hates them for some reason, I don't get that.

anonymous asked:

What happened after that valentines day stream??;) Where did that hickey come from?? ;) ;) ;)

“You’re such a nerd.” Stephanie laughed, squirming a little against the wall at how she could feel her husbands eyelashes tickling her neck as he kissed across her collarbone. “Okay but you married me so what does that say about you?” She heard Matt tease, pressing a soft kiss to the hollow of her throat. Another laugh threatened to bubble out of her and she slid a hand up Matthew’s chest, lifting his chin so she could rest her forehead against his. “Means I have good taste.”

The shy, sweet smile he gave her in return almost knocked the breath out of Stephanie with how much she loved Matt, pulling him in for a series of quick, soft kisses. “I think the waiter wanted to kick you out by the end of lunch.” She added. Matt snorted and kissed the tip of her nose, Stephanie’s face crinkling up a little at the gesture. “Okay, maybe I was a little loud but forgive me for wanting to spend our Valentines Day telling you how pretty you looked and how cute it is when you squeak when laughing and how much I love you.” He scoffed playfully, ducking down to press more kisses down the curve of her neck.

“You were pretty boisterous.” Stephanie agreed, tilting her head slightly and smiling at the pleased little noise Matthew made when he kissed just under her jaw. “You’re just too damn cute. I wanted everyone to see how lovable you are, Steph, and how much I love you.” She more felt than saw the smile on her husbands lips. “I love your laugh and your smile, I love how smart you are, I love the way you’re always so capable and confident, I love how in love with you I am.” He whispered against her skin, his voice suddenly dropping a little to something a shade more intimate.

Stephanie could feel a subtle little shiver go down her spine as Matt moved a little closer to her, hands starting to roam away from where they’d been resting on her hips to slowly trace along her curves, one hand fanning across her back to pull her in and the other tangling in her hair and tugging her head gently to the side. “You’re just so gorgeous, Steph. I could probably spend the rest of my life getting kicked out of gardens for talking about you too loudly and I’d still not do you justice.”

Steph let out a soft noise as she felt Matthew nip at the sensitive skin just under her ear, fingers bunching in his shirt. “You’re a little biased.” She pointed out, her breath hitching suddenly as he latched onto the side of her neck, kissing and sucking and occasionally giving a soft little lovebite that Stephanie was pretty sure would leave a hell of a bruise. “I totally am, I’m just crazy about you, Stephanie Patrick. Can’t wait to spend another 140 Valentines Days with you.” Matthew whispered.

Steal My Girl || Joe Sugg Imagine

“You’re so beautiful,” a voice appears behind me, “What have i done to deserve you?”

I look into the mirror thats sitting in front of me as i do my make up and see Joe leaning against the doorframe smirking over at me.

“What makes you say that?” i spin around to look at him smiling. Joe was my first real relationship, we’ve been together since we were sixteen, and moved out of home and into a place of our own at nineteen. He’s my other half.

“Nothing, just admiring my gorgeous girlfriend, is that okay?” He chuckles.

“No its not,” i giggle, but his comment from before begging to bother me, “But really whats brought this on babe?”

“Nothing, just the thought of the guys that are going to be at the club tonight.” he trails off, i know he can see the confusion that crosses my face.

“I see the way other guys look at you,” He sighs and comes towards me stopping about an arms length before me and runs his fingers through his hair. “I feel like at anytime you could leave me, that one of them will steal my girl.”

“Why so poetic, Sugg?” I roll my eyes at him, “I love you, have done since we were sixteen, why would i leave you?” i stand up and take a step towards him and run my hands down his arms to his hands, i hold them in mine and smile shyly.

“We’ve always wanted to do the same things, get married, have kids, fall hopelessly in love, we’ve always wanted to do the same things, with each other.” i gaze up at him, admiring his gorgeous features.

“You’re the one for me, love.” he pulls me into him I gladly melt into his embrace, “But everybody is going to try to steal my girl, everyone wants you, but they’re going to have to deal with the fact that you’re mine and I’m never, ever, letting you go, you’re all mine.”

It takes all of my strength not to cry at his loving words, so instead i pull back and press my lips to his. My fingers tangled in his hair, his arms tightly wrapped around my waist, drawing us as close to one another as we possibly can. I pull away and whisper, “I love you so much.”

“I love you so much, are you ready to go?” He whispers into my ear, sending shivers down my back. I nod into his chest and walk into the main room and greet the others that are deciding to join us for our night out.

As we walk in to the club, i take a minute to watch Joe as he steps around the drunk and happy people dancing on the dance floor and as he looks back at me and grabs my hand to take me over to where the other boys are. i watch the way he keeps his hand tucked tightly in mine and as he glances over all of the faces that are watching us as we walk. i begin to understand what Joe was talking about earlier, all of the men watch me as i move around, making me regret my outfit choice. I suddenly stop about a meter away from where the boys are making joe spin around and look at me with a confused expression on his face. I pull him into me and raise my face to his hight and kiss him deeply. When we pull apart i glance over the many gobsmacked faces and smile brightly up at my gorgeous boyfriend, and continue towards where the boys are, but joe pulls me into a quiet corner.

“What was that for babe?” he questions, smiling down at me softly.

“Just letting all of the wandering eyes know that Im taken, and proud of it,” i smirk up at him and push my lips against his yet again, “ And that all of the girls out there looking to pull tonight that you’re all mine.”

Joe laughs and pulls me around to the booth that the boys are all sat at. He sits down, pulls me onto his lap and kisses the back of my neck softly. He whispers into my ear, “Just making sure all the guys know that they cant steal my girl.”

@listenkittycat im stealing ur tags just because you said this SO GOOD and better than i could i feel like it deserves it’s own post

like. youre so right. gay people shouldnt just have to settle for what straight men give us and we should be able to see ourselves in media and carve out a space for ourselves. i’d get it if it was like a whole bunch of straight people shipping taako/sazed because its hot yaoiz or whatever, but stuff like magko is just gay people seeing themselves in other traumatized gay relationships like GOD

what your favorite fo4 companion says about you
  • Cait: you can and will get into a fight about anything. you probably like pineapple pizza, which is your favorite go-to fight topic. you're ideal death is being crushed between a woman's thighs.
  • Codsworth: you've always wanted your own personal butler, and now you've got one. it's better than you could have ever imagined, like getting back the family you watched die in front of you. you are so lonely. why would bethesda do that?? just? kill your spouse and steal your child? you don't understand. you need a hug. also you've got a surprisingly acerbic wit for someone who thinks codsworth calling you "mr fucker" is funny.
  • Curie: you're just trying to make a life in this horrible fallout wasteland, while simultaneously protecting your cute french girlfriend. you don't care about sin or kinkshaming, you just want to love and be loved in return. you're trying to beef up on your history knowledge so you can give curie tours around town. it's hard work impressing such a cute girl.
  • Danse: you love trash. dumpster-diving is your absolute all-time favorite hobby. sometimes you find old mementos that people have thrown away, and cry, because the meaningful side of junk has shown itself to you while you were surrounded by your pile of tin cans. also you were smart enough to figure out how to get danse out of his power armor and saw that rockin bod.
  • Dogmeat: honestly you're just playing this game for the dog. you have an entire storage of teddy bears just for him. do you even know the other companions's names? probably not. what's the point if they aren't dogmeat. you cried the first time he stood up on his hind legs.
  • Deacon: you love being kinkshamed. people can give it all they've got, it just makes you stronger. you have the fucking worst sense of humor, and will probably die because of a stupid idea that sounded cool or hilarious at the time. the most chill about your fave not being romanceable, people are often fooled into thinking you aren't heartbroken. but you are. you don't understand. why is deacon the only human who can't be romanced?? why god damn iT W--
  • Hancock: you are literally always sinning. you could stop if you wanted to, but, let's be honest, that's never gonna happen. conversations with you are mostly comprised of people typing your name in all caps, followed by the words "no" or "stop". you think bad jokes are hilarious, especially when you're the one telling them. there are no two words that bring you greater joy than "dank memes".
  • MacCready: all you wanted to do was steal things and shoot the shit with the fuckin fo3 easter egg. where did the emotions come from?? you don't know, but you've got a shotgun ready for the next person that hurts a hair on this man's head. every time you think about him for too long you cry. you'll punch any mungo who points that out, though.
  • Nick: you're high-key salty. it's okay, you deserve to be. everyone knows you got shafted. still, you've got a good imagination on you, and you're great at denial. sometimes in your dreams you actually succeed at romancing your beautiful noir detective. you always wake up, though. you always wake up. you enjoy lying in the shade. you don't need to be shady to people, they walk up to you and shade themselves. you're the physical manifestation of the sunglasses emoji.
  • Piper: in a world full of kinks, only you are brave enough to be their shamer. your shaming often includes both low-key and high-key shade, because some people don't just need to get out of the gutter, they need to be dragged out. and you love dragging people. you daydream constantly about living on that one lesbian island all the heteros keep talking about.
  • Preston: you're an honest-to-god good person. or, at least, you aspire to be. you know people have their kinks and their best-left-unsaid sins, but you love and appreciate them anyway, because you know everyone's just doing their best, and a little faith goes a long way. that's a lie. you send everyone to jail. you protect the peace and you're goddamned proud of it. still, you're trying to be a nicer person. for preston.
  • Strong: you have a size kink as big as all of massachusetts. just hearing that comparison turns you on. the thought of hulk/strong has crossed your mind at some point. don't lie.
  • X6-88: you had a thing for the matrix when you were younger, didn't you? it's come back to haunt you, now. you secretly wish x6 would call you "Mr. Anderson". You have a leather fetish.