so it's up to you to guess who~

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Depala, Pilot Exemplar commander intro 1x8

Hello once again dear readers its Hunter again back with another commander intro this time for Kaladesh! Its prerelease weekend who’s hyped? I know I am! in fact I’m at a prerelease right now! Er well not writing it obviously but around the time this goes up I will be. Anyway! Depala got the most hype as far as I can remember when she was spoiled so that’s who we’re going to look at today. So since Delpala is a legendary lord and relatively straight forward I have a special intro this week. Can you guess it that’s right my 8 favorite dwarves. I get to have fun with these sometimes right?

Bomb Squad

Oh my god this card looks so fun! literally blow up your opponent’s creatures? That’s so good! Admittedly  it’s a little slow and squishy but it could very easily put in work in the right play group

Fairgrounds Warden

It’s a banisher priest what more can i say?

Duergar Mine-Captain

I’m sorry y’all but god damn am I a sucker for the untap symbol. It’s such a wild concept and this guy can drive a whole lot of cars at once and pump your team that’s some serious work ethic am I right?

Dwarven Driller and Dwarven Miner

Shock or land destruction sounds pretty good and so does nonbasic removal on a stick after all who wants to deal with nykthos and the like all the time?

Master Trinketeer

He just seems good and looks like a sweet old man kind of like feldon except he’s not about rebuilding the dead our dwarven friend here only gets down with machine’s on a building level if you catch my drift

Toolcrafter Exemplar

Hes like the dwarven kird ape… but the boost is reversed…. and he’s got un-keyworded metalcraft….. Okay so maybe he’s not as close as “nerd ape” but she isn’t a dwarf so shush

Veteran Motorist

This dwarf has done some zoomin in his time and he’ll show you that he still can with some of his insight and a quick upgrade to your car

Alright so what I learned this week is Dwarves are really old and have a lot of really weird old abilities there also aren’t a lot currently but hopefully we’ll get some more in Aether Revolt however I don’t have any honorable mentions. I hope you liked this silly little intro but if not well I’ll be on a more regular level next week probably i just wanted to have a little fun this week.  Speaking of next week who should I intro? Who did you open who are you itching to build? Hopefully I’ll have a better way of gauging this soon but for now shoot me an ask if you have your eye on a new kaladesh legendary. As always thanks for reading folks and hopefully I’ll see you next week

-Hunter T, @ubervores

i want to write relationships that are complicated.

i want to write the on-again-off-again relationships. i want the screaming matches and the cancelled dates and the hurt feelings and the second guesses and second chances. 

i want to write people who completely shake up each other’s daily routine and flip their entire world on its axis. i want them to drive each other crazy and question why they bother sticking around and then remember the way their partner laughs or see them in a moment of vulnerability that tells them ‘this is is why i stay. this is why i love you.' 

i want to write relationships with struggles. with class differences and financial divide. two people who are so completely different they somehow complete each other. i want the jealousy and the feelings of inadequacy that goes with it. 

i want to write people who aren’t afraid to be honest with their partner. who aren’t afraid to say 'yeah you’re being an asshole’ followed by 'but i still love you, you idiot.’

i want the first time they see their partner cry and the morning after their first intimate night when everything feels so right.

i want people who get so used to one another that they stop going the extra mile. i want the 'you don’t make the effort because you already have me’ argument.

i want relationships that challenge each other to be better people and make each other question their beliefs and moral compass. 

but most of all, i want to write relationships that are real. that make you feel something. i want to go on the emotional rollercoaster right along with them.

that’s what i want.

OK SO THERES THIS RLLY CUTE BOY WHO WORKS AT THIS COFFEE SHOP I GO TO ALL THE TIME and hes always smiling at me and knows my name and today he was working at the register and i went up and ordered and he handed me my receipt with my name on it and i said “oh do you know how to spell my name right?” and hes like “Oh oops i guess not” and then i was like “its kinda hard to remember bc its spelt weird you might wanna write it down, its [my phone number]” AND THEN INSTEAD I TOLD HIM MY PHONE NUMBER AND HE STARTED SMILING AND LAUGHING AND HES LIKE “can i get your reciept back?” AND I GAVE IT TO HIM AND HES LIKE “alright how do you spell it again?” AND THEN HE WROTE MY NUMBER ON THE BACK OF IT AND WHEN I WAS TAKING MY DRINK I WAS LIKE “most people call me lexi but u can call me anytime” I AM S O GOO D

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”- Well, we all know what was happening last Monday and who you were with. So I’m assuming…
- Dad, what the hell was I supposed to say? ‘Hi, that’s Derek Hale but he’s deaged. Because that can happen. Oh, and by the way, Agent McCall, your son is a werewolf?!’

Sterek AU: When Derek gets hit with a temporary deaging curse, the pack does it best to hide this fact. Stiles thinks he did a great job but the “cousin Miguel” thing gets out of hand and soon half of the town thinks Stiles is secretly dating some guy (including “cousin Miguel,” the actual guy that Stiles wants to date).

You can’t tell me that Pre-Kerberos Shiro and Keith didn’t do sappy dumb embarrassing stuff when they go on dates. LOOK. AT. THEM. Friggin matching shirts. How gross can you guys get? Even Zarkon can see that blush of yours Shiro. Keep it together. They’re so cute I can’t stop drawing them. OTL

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I guess you won’t be able to remember who I was after all. Back when I was in middle school, I went against you once, and lost. It frustrated me so much I kept practising even after I quit… and when I came up to high school… The guy I swore I would defeat was standing right in front of me as my teammate.

SPOOPY AU’s
  • so we’ve both come to the same party in accidentally matching costumes and now everyone thinks we’re dating
  • that black lipstick is mine, bitch 
  • ewww, pumkin spice lattes are so gross…. i said that out loud, didn’t i? rip me, about to be killed by a horde of hipsters
  • you’re the only one that believes me when i say this is real blood and i need to go to hospital
  • please hang with me and be bitter about halloween
  • yes hello this is the egging police
  • you see me buying all these candies and you think its for the trick or treaters and im too embarrassed to tell you that im taking advantage of the discount to stock up my stash
  • ive been hired to do some scaring and youre the asshole who punched me in the face
  • hello, fellow chaperon. let me guess, your cousin is the frankensteins monster. i can see the resemblance
  • you think your fake spider is funny, huh? watch me while i shove it down your throat
  • “FOOD FIGHT!’
  • so i was planning on impressing you with my mad pumpkin carving skills but i ended up cutting my self pretty badly, but hey, youre driving me to the ER so i guess it kinda worked
  • “arent you a little old for trick or treat?” “no, do you have king size?”
  • i dont know you, but holy shit how did you get your fave to look like its been ripped in half? awesome
  • i thought i could go through the haunted house by myslef, which was a terrible mistake. please be my cuddle buddy even though i dont know you i just need to get through this
Letters that Ed never sent 2/? 1 

car707  asked:

Was the lost fry (2014) ever reunited with its owner?

sadly, he never tracked down the careless one who once held his fried fate in his hands. but alas, no matter, shed no tears for the estrangement of the lost fry and his absent owner, for the fry continued on and built a life of his own, rose up off the ground, literally and figuratively, and made something of himself. that fry now manages a cellphone store, bowls an average 220, and drives a pretty sweet ‘81 trans am. so there you go, i guess happy endings really do exist.

Someone mentioned AUs and so I thought of this AU idea I have been brainstorming and thought I could try some concept art from it!

As you can probably guess, it’s a Medieval AU! (I love Medieval times.) The kingdoms of Humans and Monsters are at war.

Toriel is the former Monster Kingdom queen who is now living as a simple maiden on the outskirts of a forest between the human settlement and the monster one. Abhored by the war that the King declared, she gave up her crown and went into hiding. She is also a powerful sorceress, but does not use those powers to aid in the war and instead takes in wounded that she finds, monsters and humans alike, and tends them back to health with magic. She rarely goes into the monster city, except to gather supplies for tending her house guests.

Sans is a squire and has been a squire for an extremely long time due to having no drive to become or study to become anything, despite his clear capabilities to do so if he wished (though there are rumors that he once studied beneath a brilliant sorcerer (alchemist?) by the name of Gaster). He does not actively help in the war, but he does practice sorcery in secret, specializing in time and motion magic. His brother Papyrus strives to join the Royal Knights of the monster kingdom, led by Undyne, and Sans supports his brother by taking odd jobs to pay for his training and other needs. His love of jokes and puns makes Papyrus often question why Sans does not simply become a Court Jester.

…There is more to my ideas for the AU, but I will leave it at that for now, since I am only showcasing these two here.

In 2012, completely without permission, filmmaker Randy Moore shot Escape From Tomorrow, a horror movie set and filmed in Walt Disney World. It’s the story of a man who takes his family on vacation to a theme park and, over the course of a day, winds up going crazy after slowly discovering that the park is part of a psychological experiment run by an organization of people who may or may not be supernatural beings. Also, it might all be in his head. It’s … really kind of hard to explain.

So Moore had a really solid idea for what he wanted his movie to be about, but there was one problem, which you’ve already guessed: Disney doesn’t allow filming within its theme parks. And they weren’t about to make an exception for some guy making a violent horror movie about how Disney World is actually run by evil ghosts. Also, the Disney princesses work as high-class prostitutes and Mickey tries to crush a child to death. So yeah, not exactly the themes Disney wants to project as fun for the whole family.

But Moore wasn’t about to let that get in the way of his vision. He simply filmed the entire movie in secret. That was obviously much tougher than pretending to be a group of tourists with a camcorder. The cast and crew had to smuggle a full catalog of professional film equipment on site and set it up under the noses of every security guard and chump in a Goofy suit, all of whom are trained to smack down anyone doing exactly that. What resulted was a success story of guerrilla filmmaking that even the filmmakers didn’t realistically expect to be able to pull off.

5 Movies That Were Filmed In Literally Unbelievable Ways

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I’M not a pro or something at drawing eyebrows, I just tend to have too much time… *cough*

Anyway! This little tutorial/guide-thingy is really only MY opinion about eyebrows in face-ups (or drawing/paintings in general), so if you are a face-up artist who makes crisscross eyebrows please don’t get offended.

I guess I’ll do a second part - this one is more  ‘understanding’, and the next one would be 'how to do it yourself’.

I hope its helpful!

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Sebastian Michaelis & Ciel Phantomhive || Kuroshitsuji

umm so I’ve come to the conclusion that shay mitchell is not even real she’s not a real human being who exists upon this earth I meAN LOOK AT HER

oh a new sports/fitness commercial??? a photoshoot??? NOPE JUST A FUCKING CANDID

JUST RUNNING FLAWLESSLY LIKE A GRACEFUL BUTTERFLY DONT MIND ME

anoTHER PHOTOSHOOT???? NOPE WRONG ITS ANOTHER FUCKING CANDID

YOU GUESSED IT ITS ANOTHER CANDID YOU PEASANTS

this one just makes me angry becauSE SHE’S AT A FREAKING PETROL/GAS STATION??????? FILLING HER CAR UP???? ONE OF THE GROSSEST DIRTIES PLACES????? AND SHE’S LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING SUPERMODEL?????????????????????????? NOPE

NOPE

NO

shay mitchell is not real

Jung Hoseok with a smile that melts all hearts…