so is your lance

Keith: Lance. Lance wake up

Lance: what time is it

Keith: Time is irrelevant. I didn’t want to wake pidge because she barely sleeps as it is but-

Lance: Keith

Keith: right okay so. Say they did actually land on the moon when they say they did. They didn’t but let’s say they did.

Lance: Keith this is-

Keith: What was the name of the man that supposedly walked on the moon for the first time in mankind history.

Lance: what? Neil Armstrong? Keith we were in a space exploration program you know this-

Keith: what’s the last initial of his name

Lance: Keith-

Keith: say it

Lance: uGH it’s ‘A’

Keith: ‘A’

Keith: Neil A.

Lance: yes it’s Neil A. Can I go back to sleep yet-

Keith: spell it backwards

Lance: why

Keith: Lance

Lance: A L I E N

Lance:

Lance: holy SHIT

Keith: I KNOW

Fanon Lotor be like

i am not even sorry just take this

I’ve seen posts about the paladins making up their own memes while in space, but I don’t think I’ve seen anything in regards to them referencing Earth memes and confusing the shit out of poor Allura and Coran. 

Ex: 

*everyone hears about Hunk’s cooking at the space mall* *proceed to throw Gordon Ramsey jokes everywhere*

Pidge, running in circles: “WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE???”

Keith, holding Lance’s face between two pieces of bread: “What are you?”

Lance: “An idiot sandwich”

Shiro, squinting at a plate of food goo: “This goo is so green, it could be coming out of your nose.”

Allura and Coran: ??????

..

Lance, to Keith after an argument: “Catch me outside, how bou dat???”

Allura: “We’re in space please do not exit the castle????”

..

*Lance slips and falls on something*

Pidge: “I can’t believe Lance is fucking dead.”

Coran, befuddled: “He’s perfectly fine all of his suits functions show-”

..

*loses Keith in a crowd* *Lance climbs onto a chair*

Lance: “LANCE IS A USELESS, SEVENTH WHEEL”

Keith: “WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY”

Lance: “There he is”

Allura, to Hunk: “Do humans often scream self deprecating sentences over crowds of strangers?”

..

Allura, in the middle of a fight: “WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP”

*cue paladins singing “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley*

Allura: “We are in BATTLE”

..

Coran, discussing infiltration plans for Galra base: “And then Shiro and Keith will enter in through the main doors.”

Shiro: “One does not simply walk into a Galra base.”

Coran: “That’s…that’s what I just said. Were you not listening?”

  • Lance: (phone starts ringing)
  • Shiro: (looks at who is calling)
  • Shiro: (laughs) You still call your dad 'Daddy'?
  • Lance: (answers call and makes direct eye contact with Shiro)
  • Lance: Hey, Keith
  • Shiro: (chokes on drink)
6

Playing with a lazer and a cat – Voltron level

WELL, @klanced made me do this sketch ; and then @loveanimationfan came up with this idea and…

Here is the Lance & Blue comic I promised !
Omg I spent way too much time on this …
I really LOVE to draw Lance & Blue <3 My fav paladin & Lion.
(And yes, Paladins playing with their lions would be the cutest thing.)
(I will definitely draw more lion stuff.)

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14 Signs Keith Likes Lance

I’m really bored and procrastinating on some English homework, so I decided to compile this random list together (and also because I’m dying waiting for season three)

1. He canonically (is that even a word) gets jealous when Lance flirts with Allura

2. He clearly loved their gay bonding moment

Look at dat face, he’s in love

3. He worries about him for no reason

Like seriously, dude was going to come out a minute later, chill Keith

(A little grumpy boy when he doesn’t get his way)

4. Gets hella offended and heartbroken when Lance forgets their gay bonding moment and cuddling

5. Still salty over Lance forgetting their gay bonding moment and cuddling

Lance open your eyes, he’s pining so hard for you

6. Flirts with him and clearly enjoys doing it

That smile tho

7. Tries to act cool around him

Wow, so cool Keith

(Giphy makes shitty captions)

8. Highkey excited to be going swimming and being shirtless with Lance, but has to pretend he isn’t

We see you Keith

9. He gets hella annoyed when his swim date with Lance goes wrong

Again, grumpy when he doesn’t get his way

10. Secret pining stares

11. No matter what, he can’t get mad at bae

12. Smug af when Lance gets jealous

I can’t get over how pleased he looks…

13. He gets flustered around him

14. And last but not least, those very fond smiles

Keith is so smitten for him, I can’t