so i'm starting this kind of meme

I started watching Hunter x Hunter recently and when I first saw Illumi’s face, my immediate reaction was FOR SOME REASON HE REMINDS ME OF A NATU??, and it all spiraled downward from there. This will be a print available at any future artist alleys I table at because of reasons.

me, to one of my roommates: dude i’m watching this russian children’s movie and the costumes are SO GOOD, look!!
her: oh yeah!! hey, you know what this kind of reminds me of? that one show, with the girl, with the pink hair?
me: *sweating* o…oh…, do you mean…uh….lazytown?
her: yeah!!! wow i can’t believe you got that!
me: *sweating profusely* haha!!!!! well it was a….big meme at the end of last year, so that’s how i know about it, hahahaa….
her: oh right, you and your internet culture!
me, who is now just a sentient pool of sweat: hahaaa……y e p

anonymous asked:

This is definitely not how I expected the talk to begin, but as the meme says: I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Seriously now, why would she ask him something like that? I would have tought it would be better to start their conversation with a topic less awkward (now is when we discover Kaneki's secret history as Haise in which is revealed he is no longer a virgin).

LMAO, i’m still laughing, I honestly can’t believe she asked that, but at the same time it’s so in character because that’s something she would say, but i thought i would read that kind of stuff in fics not in the actual manga 😂

i have no idea, i think she just said that to make him blush and just mess up with him a little, she likes to torture him lmaoo, but if there’s actually a hidden reason behind that question well, bravo, i’m glad that Touka goes straight to the point and gets the answers she wants 

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BΔSTILLE Meme:

[1/4] Band Members: Dan Smith

“I played for a couple of years under my own name and I never really wanted to be a singer-songwriter. […] The thought of it all being centered around me sort of made me feel a bit awkward.”

American Horror Story: Asylum Sentence Starters
  • "Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin."
  • "There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw."
  • "All monsters are human."
  • "I have a cucumber in my room. But not because I was hungry."
  • "You accused me of being a sadistic barbarian."
  • "Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape!"
  • "I just want to go outside for 15 minutes in the sun. Please. I just want to feel the sun on my skin. I'll do anything."
  • "Men like sex, no one calls them whores."
  • "I like sex. That's my crime."
  • "A movie full of fire, sex, and the death of Christians. What fun."
  • "But the Christians are about to be eaten!"
  • "You tried to fly away, so I had to clip your wings."
  • "She gave me candy to keep quiet."
  • "I am not a monster! I'm a visionary."
  • "All of her girl parts have been scooped out."
  • "I can either cut your throat or I can strangle you. I don't believe in guns."
  • "Never trust a drunk."
  • "I don't want to be any part of your damn lie."
  • "Nothing like a picture of happy, shiny faces to take away the guilt."
  • "What do you say we blow this pop stand, go savage a few elves, and then suck on each other?"
  • "They'll take you, open up your head, and stir your brain with a fork."
  • "You'll experience firsthand how people treat us freaks."
  • "I am tough, but I'm no cookie."
  • "Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland."
  • "Babycakes, I'm only just starting to toy with you."
  • "I gave you a chance to name your price. Now I'll tell you mine."
  • "That man was a particular kind of liar, the kind who lies to himself about being a liar. He was so corrupt and deluded, he believed his own lies."
  • "So I guess you've had a pretty great life, huh?"
  • "Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you."

realityphobia  asked:

7, 34, 2 but instead of just one verse maybe one of your favorite comments period? If u want.

D: I put this in my drafts and forgot about it I’M SO SORRY. On the other hand, this gives me something to do while I’m buzzing with nervous energy.,

7: hardest/easiest verse to write for?

Right now the hardest verse to write for is Hollow Moon because I was in a kind of angry place when I started it, and getting back into that headspace is…challenging. Overall, the hardest verse to write for me is iterum, because the longer that story gets the more difficult it becomes to balance Rhys and Jack’s burgeoning relationship. I have some vague ideas for some of the themes for some stories that might follow Initium, but they’re substantially different in tone than the ones that came before, and frankly I’m not sure I could tackle those themes appropriately.

Easiest was actually RSVP. I mean I struggled with it because I struggle with everything, but it just kind of…kept going.

Actually, strike that, I think fashion model au might have come out the fastest, because I sort of churned those out because my brain was on fire and @jilldrawblog is a terrible enabler.

34: a scene/paragraph you wrote that you’re proud of

I always have a hard time with this one, but I actually like this one, because the action is all implied instead of stated outright.

Jack sat at his grandmother’s knee, and he listened, and he learned, and in the morning he sent a cleanup crew to get rid of what was left. Old debts needed to be paid, after all, and he had a feeling that the city - if it was listening, like she had said - wouldn’t mind.

Blood has always helped things grow. That was one of the first lessons Jack remembered, one of the first that mankind had learned.

(He told Tim that she had died of natural causes, and figured that was close enough.)

2 but instead of just one verse maybe one of your favorite comments period? 

Okay this seems like a setup but I swear it’s not; one of my favorite comments ever is one of yours on The High Road is Hard to Find:

(the imagery of the flower and the paperback in the dust and Wilhelm wondering what it means that Tim has cast it away, while Tim knows that it was ripped out of his hands and flung beyond his reach. WHAT A GORGEOUS METAPHOR, TIM SHEDDING HIS OLD LIFE EVEN WHEN HE DESPERATELY WANTS TO HOLD ONTO PIECES OF IT, HIS LIFE AS “JACK” STRIPPED AWAY JUST AS HIS LIFE AS “TIM” WAS)

because I read it and went :O

…because I had no idea I was writing that into that scene, we had just thought Wilhelm crunching the blue rose was an awesome angsty scene but oh my god Tim’s life is being stripped from him piece by piece it even happens again at the end when Wilhelm takes his scarf, oh my god.

Anyway.

These kind of comments are so, so awesome because they show me things that I didn’t even know were in my writing. Sometimes that imagery’s intentional, yeah (and I’ve usually agonized over whether it’s too hamfisted or not), and sometimes I’m like…oh. Oh.

(Writing Meme)

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Ultimate Shipper Meme ♥ [1/5] first meetings

Oliver: I’m having some trouble with my computer and they told me that you were the person to come and see. I was at my coffee shop surfing the web and I spilt a latte on it.
Felicity: Really?
Oliver: Yeah.
Felicity: ‘Cause these look like bullet holes.
Oliver: My coffee shop is in a bad neighborhood.

anonymous asked:

One thing I'd like to tell you- I haven't followed you for too long bc I found your blog after I started getting into voltron but already my dash is so much better and nicer with you on it, thanks for being a really lovely person, I hope you have a lovely day 💞🌷✨

this is one of the sweetest asks ever! ahhh! 💞💖✨I’m so glad I can genuinely share my love for the show/characters with you and everyone so that makes me happy! thank you so much, you’re so kind! I hope you have an amazing week!!!

anonymous asked:

(ask-dekudoriya) May I ask, what exactly did the cactus' do? Sorry I'm new, but I've seen it everywhere.

{ it started as an inside joke between me and my skype friends because we were shown disturbing stock images of a woman licking a cactus and it kind of developed into a meme overtime so im sorry if it goes out of hand!

also welcome to the bnha askblog community! you really dont have to get involved with our shit if youre not comfortable with it! i hope you have a good time ;w; }

fratboyhanifin  asked:

💕 :)

hannah !!! oh my god you are so nice and lovely and kind !!! seeing you on my dash never fails to brighten my day because you’re always so positive and you go out of your way to make other people smile and that’s just so special and it’s something this community needs more of !!! and don’t even get me started on how beautiful you are because your hair ??? ICONIC. and i’m just so lucky to be in a mutual with you and to see you on my dash all the time !!! and we’re both still cryin’ about team north america so !!!

mutuals !!! send me a 💕 and i’ll say nice things about you and tell you how much i love you !!!

kchaos85-dragon-lady  asked:

How about "zip me"- for the writing meme. Looked interesting. I'm kind of seeing it as maybe starting out as one of them helping the other dress but things quickly take a sexy-times turn. :)

So this got a bit smutty.

Xx

Need help ASAP. My house. Come NOW. I’m not dying. Try not to laugh. -H

It was definitely one of the stranger messages Astrid had ever received from her boyfriend, but Hiccup had always been eccentric to say the least, so Astrid trusted it would make more sense once she reached him. 

Upon entering the Haddock house and making her way to Hiccup’s loft, Astrid found herself with no more answers than she’d started with. Hiccup was standing in the middle of his room, half-dressed, looking glumly down at his leather pants.

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“I only came over here to pet your dog.” You were startled awake by your next door neighbor, Calum, in your living room. He was on his knees in front of your small pug, Milo, holding his tiny paw in his hand. Milo barked in defense of Calum, his dark eyes watching you warily. You rubbed the sleep from your eyes and yawned.

“How did you get in here?” You asked, your voice soft as you tugged the sweatshirt you wore further down your legs, suddenly all too aware of how little clothing you had on. 

“He was scratching the door.” Calum said, standing up from where he was. “I thought I’d let him out for you.” You nodded, noticing how content Milo seemed around Calum. “You know, you really should lock your door.” You turned your head to see that you had forgotten to lock the door again. “Especially with neighbors like me just waltzing in here.” 

You couldn’t complain about having Calum in the apartment block. He kept to himself and had a few friends over on occasion, but they all seemed relatively nice and courteous. Especially after one of them stumbled straight into your door instead of Calum’s after midnight when he’d been drunk, instantly apologizing after you’d slammed the door open. From then on, you could swear you’d hear them refer to you as the ‘hot girl in 3B’ every time they passed your door.

“You’re not too bad, I guess.” You shrugged, a sly smile on your face as you stared at the man you’d only caught glimpses of until now. His chubby cheeks made him seem boyish, but the stubble that was just starting to graze his chin said he was all man. His dark hair fell in his eyes and he was constantly pushing it aside, in desperate need of a trim, but you kind of liked it.

“I could take him out for you anytime you need someone.” Calum offered, bringing you back from the trance you’d been in as you checked him out. “I’m just across the hall and I’m usually awake.” You smiled and nodded, taking in his kind gesture. 

“Or maybe…” You started, thinking how odd it was of you to actually be doing this. You couldn’t stop yourself as the words tumbled out of your mouth. “You could take me out sometime. Like tonight? Pick me up at eight?” 

Ahhhhhhhhhh it’s been almost a year since I’ve started badly drawn ! I appreciate all the follows, messages of kindness and encouragement I’ve received, and yes.. The memes. I still get so happy to see people laughing at the badly drawn content and hope people will still continue to do so. Glad I could make you smile !!

Sentence Meme: Catching A Tiger
  • "Can you hear me?"
  • "Can’t you stay through the night, please?"
  • "Danger will follow me everywhere I go."
  • "For the last four years of my life I've thought about you pretty much every fifteen seconds."
  • "He has left me such a mess."
  • "Humour me this one last time."
  • "I asked nicely, please get out of my face."
  • "I can't change you."
  • "I gotta lotta love in my heart."
  • "I know it's frusrating."
  • "I know your heart's been broken."
  • "I lay awake at night and pray not to see the light of day."
  • "I thought you said that you were single."
  • "I wanna try it all without regret."
  • "I will go gently."
  • "I'm starting to think that I've been here before."
  • "I'm too worried 'bout what you're doing."
  • "In sleep is the only place I get to see him, get to love him."
  • "It kills me to think that you never did care."
  • "Next time you leave, don't go without me."
  • "No one does it better than you."
  • "Please take my hand."
  • "Tell me all that I should know."
  • "Think I've just made up my mind."
  • "Was this my idea?"
  • "We are so damn proud of you."
  • "Why did you take me here?"
  • "You're not the kind of man that I want to give my love."
SEND ONE OF THESE TO GET A RESPONSE FROM MY MUSE (KELLY CLARKSON EDITION)
  • "She fell in love."
  • "What is the feelin' takin' over?"
  • "Look what you've done baby."
  • "You brought joy to my heart."
  • "And if I try to save him, my whole world could cave in."
  • "Such a beautiful disaster."
  • "I'm waiting for some kind of miracle."
  • "I won't forget all the ones that I love."
  • "I won't forget the place I come from."
  • "Though it's not easy to tell you goodbye."
  • "We started out friends, it was cool but it was all pretend."
  • "You had your chance you blew it."
  • "I'm so moving on."
  • "Shut your mouth I just can't take it."
  • "I used to stand so tall, I used to be so strong."
  • "I'm torn into pieces."
  • "You won't get to see the tears I cry."
  • "Now all that's left of me, is what I pretend to be."
  • "For hating you, I blame myself."
  • "Seeing you it kills me now."
  • "Just thought you were the one."
  • "I will not make the same mistakes that you did."
  • "I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt."
  • "I find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone around me."
  • "I'm forced to fake, a smile, a laugh everyday of my life."
  • "I heard you cry every night in your sleep."
  • "You never thought of anyone else."
  • "I'm ashamed of my life because it's empty."
  • "It's like you're a drug."
  • "I'm addicted to you."
  • "You think I'm stupid."
  • "I waited here for you."
  • "I hope the ring you gave to her turns her finger green."
  • "I would never wish bad things, but I don't wish you well."
  • "I hope when your in bed with her, you think of me."
  • "Does it hurt to know I'll never be there?"
  • "Ignorance is bliss."
  • "Never again will I love you."
  • "Stuck in this moment of wanting you here."
  • "I can't survive unless I know you're with me."
  • "Don't leave me here on my own."
  • "Guess this means you're sorry?"
  • "Maybe I was stupid for telling you goodbye."
  • "I know that I've got issues... but you're pretty messed up too."
  • "Maybe I was wrong for trying to pick a fight."
  • "Being with you is so dysfunctional."
  • "You've got too much talent."
  • "Just give up the game and get into me."
  • "Whenever I see you I'll swallow my pride and bite my tongue."
  • "Pretend I'm okay with it all, act like there's nothing wrong."
  • "I feel your memory is breaking my heart."
  • "Remember all the things we wanted?"
  • "It started with the perfect kiss."
  • "Oh you think that you know me?"
  • "Only got yourself to blame."
  • "You still think I'm coming back."
  • "You think you got the best of me, think you've had the last laugh."
  • "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
  • "I'm so used to feeling numb."
  • "You're a different, different kind of fun."
When you start school again
  • Teacher: Ok so now y'all get a crayon and...
  • Me: GET A CRAYON, UH UH, GET A CRAYON, GET A CRAY GET A...
  • Teacher: Wtf are you doing?? Nobody can't sing now! You think you are special or what??
  • Me: Yes sir, I'm one of a kind...
  • Teacher: Ok, got it, I will call the rector...
  • Me: Call me baby! He already know my name!
  • Teacher: Jesus Christ...this is incredible...you are fucking crazy...
  • Me: IN- CRE- DA- BOL

anonymous asked:

hello, okay, so you reblog a lot of memes and stuff, and i sort of look up to you in a meme enthusiast kind of way? I've started unironically enjoying certain meme posts but this isn't the reason i'm here. long ago, maybe last year? i don't remember much, i remember seeing porn of memes? meme porn?? sorta nsfw meme art??? it was very real, but people aren't believing me when i tell them ive seen them. i was wondering if you have any idea where i could find any?

i love thi s message so much im gonna print it out and put it on my wall