so i'm starting this kind of meme


Ultimate Shipper Meme ♥ [1/5] first meetings

Oliver: I’m having some trouble with my computer and they told me that you were the person to come and see. I was at my coffee shop surfing the web and I spilt a latte on it.
Felicity: Really?
Oliver: Yeah.
Felicity: ‘Cause these look like bullet holes.
Oliver: My coffee shop is in a bad neighborhood.

Watch on

so ravi was supposed to guess something that’s alive, precious to vixx and that’s the only thing of its kind in this world, and he confidently said starlight!

but it wasn’t the answer and they started saying how technically starlight isn’t one thing. the staff told him that the answer is lee jaehwan and he was like it’s true that he’s just one person…and he’s precious to vixx….

translation credit: liaxiovi
video credit: karangcoae

I started watching Hunter x Hunter recently and when I first saw Illumi’s face, my immediate reaction was FOR SOME REASON HE REMINDS ME OF A NATU??, and it all spiraled downward from there. This will be a print available at any future artist alleys I table at because of reasons.

anonymous asked:

How would the paladins react if they were in walmart and asked their s/o what kind of chips they want and they yell back "I'm always a slut for Doritos!" (Sorry I'm a meme)

I am a meme as well, Doritos Slut Anon. Let’s be memes together.


  • This boi is honestly so confused on what you just said.
  • He’s not really into memes and people are just staring at him.
  • He just puts a bunch of Doritos in the shopping cart and just dashes to the checkout.
  • Once that’s done, he zooms past everyone just to hide in the car.
  • If Keith is asked what the most embarrassing part of his relationship is, it’s this.  


  • He starts laughing at the response gaining a smile from you.
  • He knew this is what he was going to get from the start of this relationship and he never wants it to end.
  • He grabs about five bags of Doritos and continues calmly throughout the store. 
  • Went he meets up with you, an elderly lady asks why you are a “harlot for chips”.
  • When explaining she gets mad at such use of words, but Lance comes in to defend you.
  • The best relationship ever.


  • She laughs it off, but people are staring at her and she’s uncomfortable.
  • This causes her to forget about her shopping and runs to you in the deli aisle. 
  • She’s shaking from the overwhelming state of attention and you can tell that she’s scared from being judged.
  • You thought it wasn’t a big deal, but you leave the store and comfort her about it.
  • She thinks badly about herself since she didn’t get your Doritos, but you assure her that it wasn’t more important than her mental health.  
  • You say that you can be a slut for Doritos another time.


  • Hunk is a different story, I tell you.
  • He’s in a state of limbo, just trying to figure out why he’s dating you
  • He grabs your chips and when he catches up to you, but he sees you smile. Oh, he remembers.
  • You hug him dearly and thank him for going through what he did.
  • He just explains that he zones out and doesn’t really pay attention to what people say and that you’re the only important thing.


  • He’s not having it. 
  • He simply leaves the cart in the middle of the aisle and tries to find you. 
  • He sees you eyeing the Oreo cookies, but all he does is just grab your wrist.
  • It’s scary how he’s not talking and your relationship looks like he’s your father in a very close age range.
  • Get in the car you’re grounded. And fucking watch your fucking profanity.
  • He let’s go of your wrist to let you get in the car.


[1/4] Band Members: Dan Smith

“I played for a couple of years under my own name and I never really wanted to be a singer-songwriter. […] The thought of it all being centered around me sort of made me feel a bit awkward.”

anonymous asked:

This is definitely not how I expected the talk to begin, but as the meme says: I'm not even mad, that's amazing. Seriously now, why would she ask him something like that? I would have tought it would be better to start their conversation with a topic less awkward (now is when we discover Kaneki's secret history as Haise in which is revealed he is no longer a virgin).

LMAO, i’m still laughing, I honestly can’t believe she asked that, but at the same time it’s so in character because that’s something she would say, but i thought i would read that kind of stuff in fics not in the actual manga 😂

i have no idea, i think she just said that to make him blush and just mess up with him a little, she likes to torture him lmaoo, but if there’s actually a hidden reason behind that question well, bravo, i’m glad that Touka goes straight to the point and gets the answers she wants 

  • me, a 10th century peasant living in the country side: *brings out horses to plow my three fields*
  • a lower lowly peasant: wow, i hear horses are much more efficient than oxen
  • me, starts plowing fields faster: i know

“Dare I say asexual?” Was a meme started by exclusionists to mock ace headcanons and if someone makes that kind of joke or has that in their URL then they’re probably an exclusionist working to gatekeep the LGBTQ+ community because they believe asexual people are all cishets who want to steal resources and are all homophobic

So I’d rather not see that on my dash thx


yes I am aware that the way I said this is not how exclusionists see this but it is how they appear from the other side

Sentence Meme: Catching A Tiger
  • "Can you hear me?"
  • "Can’t you stay through the night, please?"
  • "Danger will follow me everywhere I go."
  • "For the last four years of my life I've thought about you pretty much every fifteen seconds."
  • "He has left me such a mess."
  • "Humour me this one last time."
  • "I asked nicely, please get out of my face."
  • "I can't change you."
  • "I gotta lotta love in my heart."
  • "I know it's frusrating."
  • "I know your heart's been broken."
  • "I lay awake at night and pray not to see the light of day."
  • "I thought you said that you were single."
  • "I wanna try it all without regret."
  • "I will go gently."
  • "I'm starting to think that I've been here before."
  • "I'm too worried 'bout what you're doing."
  • "In sleep is the only place I get to see him, get to love him."
  • "It kills me to think that you never did care."
  • "Next time you leave, don't go without me."
  • "No one does it better than you."
  • "Please take my hand."
  • "Tell me all that I should know."
  • "Think I've just made up my mind."
  • "Was this my idea?"
  • "We are so damn proud of you."
  • "Why did you take me here?"
  • "You're not the kind of man that I want to give my love."
American Horror Story: Asylum Sentence Starters
  • "Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin."
  • "There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw."
  • "All monsters are human."
  • "I have a cucumber in my room. But not because I was hungry."
  • "You accused me of being a sadistic barbarian."
  • "Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape!"
  • "I just want to go outside for 15 minutes in the sun. Please. I just want to feel the sun on my skin. I'll do anything."
  • "Men like sex, no one calls them whores."
  • "I like sex. That's my crime."
  • "A movie full of fire, sex, and the death of Christians. What fun."
  • "But the Christians are about to be eaten!"
  • "You tried to fly away, so I had to clip your wings."
  • "She gave me candy to keep quiet."
  • "I am not a monster! I'm a visionary."
  • "All of her girl parts have been scooped out."
  • "I can either cut your throat or I can strangle you. I don't believe in guns."
  • "Never trust a drunk."
  • "I don't want to be any part of your damn lie."
  • "Nothing like a picture of happy, shiny faces to take away the guilt."
  • "What do you say we blow this pop stand, go savage a few elves, and then suck on each other?"
  • "They'll take you, open up your head, and stir your brain with a fork."
  • "You'll experience firsthand how people treat us freaks."
  • "I am tough, but I'm no cookie."
  • "Childish? Hell, I'm the Queen of Candyland."
  • "Babycakes, I'm only just starting to toy with you."
  • "I gave you a chance to name your price. Now I'll tell you mine."
  • "That man was a particular kind of liar, the kind who lies to himself about being a liar. He was so corrupt and deluded, he believed his own lies."
  • "So I guess you've had a pretty great life, huh?"
  • "Just remember if you look in the face of evil, evil's gonna look right back at you."

anonymous asked:

(ask-dekudoriya) May I ask, what exactly did the cactus' do? Sorry I'm new, but I've seen it everywhere.

{ it started as an inside joke between me and my skype friends because we were shown disturbing stock images of a woman licking a cactus and it kind of developed into a meme overtime so im sorry if it goes out of hand!

also welcome to the bnha askblog community! you really dont have to get involved with our shit if youre not comfortable with it! i hope you have a good time ;w; }


my sans design journey ahah
(mind you this is only my interpretation of his character and design)
i had a quite concrete vision of my version of sans’s character and i really needed to get it across design-wise. all the meme-lord but still kinda cool but still kinda disgusting and quite kind but also a bit shady and messed up… :D partly why i started my comic so late.. funny thing, i had pap’s design figured out about 5 months earlier than i had sans’s, he’s so unexpressive and low-key, that’s so hard for me!! and also, i’m NOT a perfectionist in lineart, colours,… i’m chill with that to a fault, but getting a point across in facial expressions, body type and language etc?… freak

(this was 50% the reason i was drawing him so often, the more you know)

kchaos85-dragon-lady  asked:

How about "zip me"- for the writing meme. Looked interesting. I'm kind of seeing it as maybe starting out as one of them helping the other dress but things quickly take a sexy-times turn. :)

So this got a bit smutty.


Need help ASAP. My house. Come NOW. I’m not dying. Try not to laugh. -H

It was definitely one of the stranger messages Astrid had ever received from her boyfriend, but Hiccup had always been eccentric to say the least, so Astrid trusted it would make more sense once she reached him. 

Upon entering the Haddock house and making her way to Hiccup’s loft, Astrid found herself with no more answers than she’d started with. Hiccup was standing in the middle of his room, half-dressed, looking glumly down at his leather pants.

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When you start school again
  • Teacher: Ok so now y'all get a crayon and...
  • Teacher: Wtf are you doing?? Nobody can't sing now! You think you are special or what??
  • Me: Yes sir, I'm one of a kind...
  • Teacher: Ok, got it, I will call the rector...
  • Me: Call me baby! He already know my name!
  • Teacher: Jesus Christ...this is are fucking crazy...
  • Me: IN- CRE- DA- BOL

“I only came over here to pet your dog.” You were startled awake by your next door neighbor, Calum, in your living room. He was on his knees in front of your small pug, Milo, holding his tiny paw in his hand. Milo barked in defense of Calum, his dark eyes watching you warily. You rubbed the sleep from your eyes and yawned.

“How did you get in here?” You asked, your voice soft as you tugged the sweatshirt you wore further down your legs, suddenly all too aware of how little clothing you had on. 

“He was scratching the door.” Calum said, standing up from where he was. “I thought I’d let him out for you.” You nodded, noticing how content Milo seemed around Calum. “You know, you really should lock your door.” You turned your head to see that you had forgotten to lock the door again. “Especially with neighbors like me just waltzing in here.” 

You couldn’t complain about having Calum in the apartment block. He kept to himself and had a few friends over on occasion, but they all seemed relatively nice and courteous. Especially after one of them stumbled straight into your door instead of Calum’s after midnight when he’d been drunk, instantly apologizing after you’d slammed the door open. From then on, you could swear you’d hear them refer to you as the ‘hot girl in 3B’ every time they passed your door.

“You’re not too bad, I guess.” You shrugged, a sly smile on your face as you stared at the man you’d only caught glimpses of until now. His chubby cheeks made him seem boyish, but the stubble that was just starting to graze his chin said he was all man. His dark hair fell in his eyes and he was constantly pushing it aside, in desperate need of a trim, but you kind of liked it.

“I could take him out for you anytime you need someone.” Calum offered, bringing you back from the trance you’d been in as you checked him out. “I’m just across the hall and I’m usually awake.” You smiled and nodded, taking in his kind gesture. 

“Or maybe…” You started, thinking how odd it was of you to actually be doing this. You couldn’t stop yourself as the words tumbled out of your mouth. “You could take me out sometime. Like tonight? Pick me up at eight?” 

anonymous asked:

hello, okay, so you reblog a lot of memes and stuff, and i sort of look up to you in a meme enthusiast kind of way? I've started unironically enjoying certain meme posts but this isn't the reason i'm here. long ago, maybe last year? i don't remember much, i remember seeing porn of memes? meme porn?? sorta nsfw meme art??? it was very real, but people aren't believing me when i tell them ive seen them. i was wondering if you have any idea where i could find any?

i love thi s message so much im gonna print it out and put it on my wall

anonymous asked:

I'm kind of new here and i was wondering whether you could please explain the whole patrick losing his hand thing? Thank you so much x

It started with the video for The Phoenix, where part of the video featured Patrick losing his hand for the first arc of the Youngblood Chronicles. Then, Fall Out Boy discovered memes.

Patrick losing his hand in a more lighthearted manner (Irresistible, Uma Thurman) became part of an in-joke/meme amongst the band, especially since Patrick’s lived through every “Patrick’s got a Stump!” pun that anyone could muster.

anonymous asked:

anna, since you're the bestest in the whole world, i'm trusting you to answer me. when and why did umbrella beach become somewhat of a meme in the hoot owl community? i keep seeing posts like "i was just chilling listen to my ipod on shuffle when UMBRELLA BEACH COMES ON" and i'm not sure what these posts mean. :-/

omg okay have you ever listened to the start of Umbrella Beach? It’s LOUD and kind of jolting. So if you’re listening to a song like Meteor Shower which is calm and peaceful, and Umbrella Beach is right after it literally shakes you awake and you are literally left sitting there like