so i'm not a member yet

THE SIGNS AS ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, I GUESS
  • Aries: "let's overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!" said robespierre, cutting everybody's heads off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off.
  • you could make a rel— no, don't.
  • Taurus: now the animals can go on land. come on, animals, let's go on land! "nope, can't walk yet. and there's no food yet, so I don't care"
  • Gemini: tired of using lame, sad metal? introducing: bronze. made from special ingredient tin from the far lands of Tin Land. i dunno, my dealer won't tell me where he gets it.
  • Cancer: get the hell out of here. will you get the hell out of here if i give you 500 elephants? okay, thanks, bye
  • Leo: ♫the sun is a deadly laser♫
  • Virgo: some people have no friends. some people have no food. the globe is warming, and ♫the ocean is full of plastic!♫
  • Libra: hi, i'm a member of the roman empire, and i was wondering ♫is loving jesus legal yet?♫
  • Scorpio: "Wait!" said christopher columbus, probably smoking crack. "if the world is round, let's go this way to india"
  • Sagittarius: who's the buddha? this guy, who sat under a tree for so long that he figured out how to ignore the fact that we're all dying. you could make a religion out of this.
  • Capricorn: oh, fuck, now everything's dead
  • Aquarius: some stars burn out and die. bigger stars burn out and die with passion! and make some brand new way crazier shit. ♫space dust!♫ which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into ♫even crazier space dust!♫
  • Pisces: hi, you're on a rock floating in space. pretty cool, huh? some of it's water. fuck it. actually, most of it's water. i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. it's sad. i'm sad. i miss you.
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the struggles of waiting for 5vixx to come visit him 

And honestly I am salty becuase I know xingmis like me, will support the comeback despite the absence of our bias, yet some of the stans of the other members and exo as a whole won’t support Yixing’s solo career at all. The vast differences between the YouTube views of EXOS videos and even cbx’s music videos compared to yixings are large.

You’re allowed to still enjoy problematic things/people as long as you acknowledge it and don’t try to defend the problematic actions

There’s literally NO downside to stanning B1A4.
It doesn’t exist.
B1A4 is solely good things.

  1. Music is A+
  2. They produce and write most of it (these days pretty much all of it) themselves
  3. They have one of THE most skilled vocals in the entire industry and generally very unique vocal tones
  4. They have zero dance skills and it’s hilarious and adorable
  5. Hilarious and adorable is actually like the general mood
  6. soft af
  7. Have extremely strong visuals
  8. Actively sabotage Sandeuls diet and like three of the five members are either broad or chubby and everyone supports this concept
  9. Some of them have really quite dark skin and they have never shown any colorist behaviour towards them
  10. They and the fandom spend money on charity
  11. Even during hiatus they can be seen on tons of shows as guests or MCs
  12. They have skilled actors among them and can be seen in dramas or in musicals and that’s hella cool
  13. They’re from a small and not super well known company and yet they achieved SO MUCH
  14. Support their smol sister group Oh my Girl and it’s cute
  15. Unique and VERY beautiful concepts
  16. These very awful 2012 concepts which are also amazing
  17. Around for like 7 years and still have all their members together and win on music shows and have a good time
  18. idk just stan B1A4 they are really kind and like pure happiness what can I say just DO It

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anonymous asked:

I discovered this blog on Tuesday and I've been checking it for updates EVERY DAY I'm OBSESSED and even showed my best friend. Could you do SHINee at IKEA? I can't remember if you've done it yet lol

you are too cute anon! i’m so glad you and your best friend are enjoying!! also I LOVE IKEA what a weird magical swedish wonderland 

onew: 

  • must sit on every sofa 
  • judges them like some sort of sofa connoisseur “ah yes, just the right amount of squish and support for the butt”  
  • keeps pretending to live in every display 
  • unpopular opinion: swedish meatballs are just ok 
  • sitting on the flatbed cart while members push him grinning like a damn fool 

jonghyun:

  • complaining that no one’s room looks like this
  • is that a jar of hay
  • looking forward to getting an ice cream cone on the way out 
  • “WHERE IS THE EXIT” 
  • oh there it is
  • he was wrong, they were just here he could tell by the impractically small stools 
  • “found this lil plant i love it it’s mine” 

key:

  • before entering chants “kibum you will not buy things you don’t need you will NOT BUY things you don’t need!!!!!!!!!”
  • buys a stuffed broccoli, a shower curtain, and two of those plastic garbage cans that everyone has (”dammit kibum why have you lost all control over your life YOUR SHOWER HAS A GLASS DOOR FOR GOD’S SAKE”) 
  • crawls into a bedset with a fluffy duvet cover 
  • “i live here now”

minho:

  • failing very hard at pronouncing the names
  • “if we pool our money and don’t eat for the next month, we can redo our kitchen” 
  • found a HUGE picture of a scribbly cat?? not really sure what it is?? (minho: ”hahaha hey guys look how ugly this is” / shinee: “hahah omg” / minho: *looks at it again* “i must have it”) 
  • buys a set of 100 forks 

taemin: 

  • there is too much furniture, they all look the same, he is overwhelmed 
  • turns “on” all the faucets of every sink he sees bc he knows it’ll bug someone eventually 
  • chaotic evil 
  • “that’s a really big fridge” ….. “wonder if i could fit in there” 
  • he can
  • bye taemin

ot5ness:

  • everyone looks at their purchases in the sunlight and they’re like damn you ikea and your strange magnetic power 
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garinna replied to your photo “bali did you make another DnD character” “….no” (yes)”

You should tell us more about this lovely person.

a yuan-ti cleric of the raven queen (because i’m gay™), i’m still kind of torn on life, death, or grave domain

all three would fit said goddess, it’s just that life means Good Heals and the other two are Spooky Fun

anyways

they’re used to being mistrusted and mistreated due to being yuan-ti, and probably only the truly desperate turn to them for healing, but they’re like…a decent person? definitely very straightforward and clinical in all approaches, but they’re genuine and don’t actively wish harm on anybody. i’m still trying to figure out a lot about them, idk

(the other two as pictured are their other official party members so far; a dragonborn paladin and a kobold ranger. i’m hearing the fourth will be a firbolg fighter. preemptively calling this Monster Factory tbh)

  • What she says: I'm ok.
  • What she really means: I don't understand why B.A.P are so underrated? Did you know that they went through so much shit because of their shit crap company? Did you know that the members went through crap like depression and extreme anxiety and are, on top of that, so freaking young? Yet they came back together and are giving it their all to hang onto their dreams. Did you know that their leader Yongguk writes most of their songs which, by the way, address important social issues? B.A.P are by far one of the most talented kpop boy group out there and yet people keep sleeping on them, jfc.

anonymous asked:

can you give me a scientific explanation as to why ripped jeans look so awesome on all SHINee members? cuz i've seen ripped jeans in real life and so NOT appealing. But put them on any one of ot5 and i'm literally exploding inside from how good they look.....even the ridiculously excessive rips where their legs are almost completely exposed anyway (which i find so ridiculous irl) what is this phenomenon????

a question i’ve struggled with for years, my friend. why is it that the shines can work such styles? what is it, exactly, that makes them look so damn good? i’ve worked strenuously for months and i’ve yet to find a scientific explanation for this. i have, however, developed a hypothesis:

  • undeniable fact #1: shinee’s got good leggies. the best leggies. best leg.
  • undeniable fact #2: denim is a superior material
  • when u have beautiful legs, the more u can show em off, the better.
  • additionally, jeans hug the curves of good legs in beautiful ways.
  • therefore, with the multitude of rips, holes,and tears that come with ripped jeans, and with the curve hugging denim material, we get the most of those shine leggies as we can get.
  • and therefore, in your words, ripped jeans look so awesome on all SHINee members

to test this hypothesis out, let’s check it with kibummie.

so if we start with a regular pair of pants:

we have an undeniably beautiful boy just glowing but the pants just are Not doing him any favors (and before some1 gives me garbage for this just know i have a specific tag for these pants because i love them so much but that’s not the POINT)

so we give him some jeans:

look at those leggies!!!!!! so much more defined!!! so good….but these still do not give him the love he deserves, and he knows it too…..

so just…cut the knee holes:

LOOK AT THAT!!!!! HOW DOES IT MANAGE TO GET BETTER?? WE KNOW HOW. THE HYPOTHESIS.

but we still know….we can do better.

and there it is…….the end all be all for good leg fashion. the alpha and the omega for all good looks of all time forever. the earth spins on its axis and revolves around the sun all for this look. the sun shines just so that this look may be seen by the world. this is it!!!! ripped jeans!!!!!! the best look!!!!!!!!

✓ hypothesis proven

this can be supported with evidence from all shinee members

EXO trying on heels
  • Minseok:
  • -gets teased for looking taller
  • -flaunts legs
  • -wobbles a bit and ends up pissed and calling them the spawn of satan
  • Junmyeon:
  • -can actually run with them
  • -tries sexy poses in front of mirror
  • -gets laughed at and praised
  • Yixing:
  • -doesn't want to at first
  • -wobbles and falls like no tomorrow
  • -hit his head so now he calls women goddesses for being able to do it
  • Baekhyun:
  • -excited to do so
  • -practices until he can actually walk normally
  • -doesn't want to take them off bcos 1) he's rocking them
  • 2) his height
  • Jongdae:
  • -"AWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
  • -gets the hang of it pretty easily so he flaunts his skillz
  • -makes sure the members don't fall when they try them on
  • Chanyeol:
  • -laughing at his feet
  • -laughs harder when he falls
  • - "i know what i'm doing ofc i can walk in them i have a sister."
  • Kyungsoo:
  • -"no."
  • -once they convince him, he walks one step and takes them off followed by height jokes
  • -calls it the most daring thing he's ever done yet
  • Jongin:
  • -call dance in them
  • -says it's easy and encourages the rest to try them on
  • -"it's that... i'd be a pretty girl right? right?"
  • Sehun:
  • -the runway was built for him
  • -doesn't need to flaunt something as "basic as that"
  • -takes them off to hide his true talent

anonymous asked:

Zen and Jumin having a little sister who is depressed and have anxiety but hides it behind her smiles, jokes and corny puns. I'm sorry if this disturbs you, I'm just really having a bad life. You don't have to do this if you're uncomfortable with it. Thank you.

Sorry, this is so late, anon. I hope you are feeling better now nonetheless, but in case you still need this to cheer you up then here you go!

– Admin Void

ZEN

  • She’s the only family member that he can still tolerate, tbh
  • He calls and visits frequently. Though he wants her to come with him, knowing fully well how toxic the home environment is, his financial state isn’t stable enough yet and there’s also legalities involved. 
  • He was probably the one who fought tooth and nail with his mom to get her properly treated and diagnosed when she just brushed it off as “a teenage phase”
  • He sneaks her out of school on days she doesn’t feel well enough to be in school bc Mom wouldn’t let her stay at home

“Y/N?” You turns over to your window sill, cheeks blotchy and eyes red from crying. School stress, exams, strained friendships, endless days of unexplainable loneliness and fatique plagued your teen life. It feels so small in comparison to all the problem of the world, yet why do you feel so suffocated?

“How are you doing, little bird?” Zen falters a bit when he notices your tears, but he doesn’t comment on it. You wonder how he has managed to pick up on your sour mood when you have been nothing but jokes and memes that afternoon. ‘Brother senses tingling’ probs. “Wanna come with me? we can buy some junk food, or something nice. I dunno. Up to you.” He winks and you smile, sluggishly crawling out of bed. You two eat shit food and fishbread, joking until you could smile again without feeling guilty for having fun. 

You come to school the next morning to find your favourite teacher explaining that Zen has contacted them regarding the hard time you are having. After some negotiation with your other teachers, you have gotten extra time on some assignments and offers for extra tutoring if you need it.

Jumin

  • When she was first diagnosed, he took the time to research everything so he’d get an idea of what she’s going through.
  • He comes to personally pick her up after her sessions because he knows it’s often the time she’s most vulnerable. Also, he gets to give her psychiatrists/therapists The Glare to make sure they’re still on their A-game.
  • He doesn’t understand memes but he sends the “:)” emoticon whenever she sends him a rare pepe.
  • If her anxiety makes it hard to go to school, she’d have personal tutors and Jumin probs frequently check in on her if he isn’t too busy. Chairman Han be like “I think she should be outside interacting with people” and Jumin is just like “she’s interacting with me and Elizabeth aren’t we people”

The company’s New Year party is getting a bit too loud and you regret agreeing to come along. Your stylist, friends and brother had assured you that you look great, but every glance your way sent a wave of panic through you. Have you sat on something and stained your designer dress? Did you smear your lipstick across your face and is unknowingly walking around, looking like a clown? Are you slouching too much? Talking too little? Walking too awkwardly??

Your older brother stands on a podium, giving a casual speech with a glass of champagne in hand and you wonder— how? How could he do it like that? Look like that? Be the face of the company at such a young age, while you cling desperately to anything, anything, floundering and grasping for some sort of footing in life? He suddenly catches your eye and smiles at you. “I’d also like to thank my little sister for coming tonight,” he adds and you look down, smiling timidly. Despite everything, the hidden words ring between the both of you. “Let’s toast to the new year, everyone.”

You end up leaving early at Jumin’s insistence after you briefly commented that you are feeling a bit jittery and light-headed. “Get an early rest,” he tells you after escorting you out to the car. “Hug Elizabeth for me. I’ll be home late.” Later on, when you are safely tucked in bed with a happy feline in your arm, you find a text from Jumin. “You looked great tonight. I’m proud of you.” Attached with a picture:

anonymous asked:

just wanted to say thank you so much for how quickly you are all putting out translations!! It's so nice to know where to go to watch the clips. I know you mentioned you won't be doing translations for the text/ig posts etc., but is there a good tumblr or site for this? I haven't come across one yet and I'm looking for one. :) Thank you!!

One of our team members, Marte, translates the texts on their tumblr HERE.

I love all the posts about the sensates but I feel like Sun deserves more praise. All the other sensates have a friend, a partner or a family member but so far she has been utterly alone facing all the bullshit with her brother and yet she is so kind and fierce and I love her so much

anonymous asked:

Although Harry is my fave, cause he is just such a delightful, smart, talented, weird sunshine child, the member I have the most respect for is probably Louis. I'm always so freaking blown away by him whenever we get any information about bts workings. Louis is so strong, smart, I am forever in awe of him. He went through so much shit, and yet he remained a genuinely good and kind person. Proud to be a fan.

Me too. Absolutely!

anonymous asked:

*whispers* Keeper Melarue. Just think about it.

*whispers back* oh anon, what a wonderful idea. What a wonderful, awful idea.

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The water is cold; glacial melt-water deep beneath the ground, clear and crisp and quiet.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I agree with you, it needs to be 2 or 4 of nu'est in the top 11. If it was 3 members I'd feel so bad for the 4th member who didn't make it but if it was only 1 it may not be enough to convince pledis that the group is worth saving (despite the fact sales seem to be increasing). I'm so nervous yet excited to see what happens. The rankings are so unpredictable that I can't even guess who will be in the final group.

Basically. If we don’t get at least 2 people into the final group, it will show Pledis that NU’EST wouldn’t be able to compete with the new wave of debuting trainees, so why should he put in more money? Their fanbase is still not stable, don’t fool yourself into thinking things are just automatically going to be better once the show is finished. Getting fans is one thing, keeping them is another, and that second part is the part that NU’EST has struggled with the most due to poor management. 

The whole reason NU’EST is even on Produce 101 is because the producer for the show said he wanted to take the concept to a whole new level; he wanted this season to show that debuting is not the end of your suffering as an idol. He invited trainees from established groups who were struggling in the industry on purpose, because he wanted them to be a reminder to the other trainees that debut does not guarantee success. Everyone so conveniently forgets this part of the show when they say NU’EST shouldn’t be allowed into the final 11 because of some issue of “fairness.” 

There is not a single thing fair about the music industry, but especially not in K-pop. You can have all the dedication and skill in the world and it still doesn’t mean you will make it big. NU’EST, as much as I hate to say it, is actual proof of that. People always want to bring fairness into Produce 101, but they forget it’s a show to gain exposure, and that debuting does not mean you’ve “made it, you’ve achieved your dreams.” They also forget the final 11 is consisted of members that Korea has voted for, meaning they are the most popular. If all 4 members of NU’EST make it into that final 11? It was fair and square. End of story. 

anonymous asked:

So I've been thinking.... I'm gonna need some jealous Sombra and or Widowmaker. Like another overwatch member is flirting with their s/o and they no like. Mind you that there're not dating at least not yet ;)

bruh ive been obsessed with Sombra for a while :p

Was it not obvious how uncomfortable the new recruit was making you? They freaked you out! “So, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” they smirked, moving even closer (if that was even possible).

‘No. I’d be dead but at least that’s better than talking to you’ you thought to yourself.

You looked around the room, only a few other recruits were around. You soon found yourself looking at Sombra with pleading eyes.

Knowing what you meant, she quickly walked over to the two of you.

“Cariño! There you are!” she smirked before kissing you - fiercely - on the lips. It was unexpected, of course. But it felt… Nice. You could see the recruit awkwardly leaving but Sombra kept kissing you anyway.

“So… I probably should’ve asked you out first, hmm?” she smirked as she finally let go

anonymous asked:

im a new exo fan so if it's not too much to ask... how do the other members act around yixing? are they good to him? anymore drama? i want the true tea.........

Ok so here it is right I’ll start with Yixing’s literal Soulmate in order all the way to “Yixing…what’s a Yixing?”

Baek, alpha xingmi, full of love, smiles at zyx like he is every flower in this entire world, hypes up his solo projects, dances his choreo 2 make him laugh, encourages him to speak during interviews, love 💜

Sehun, makes insta posts leaving a seat open for zyx, practices chinese with him, seems to really really admire him, big heart, never rlly has said anything mean or vagued before so 👍

Suho, not like The Closest, but they’re good, literally flirt with each other all the time, has vagued about yixing (members not being here type stuff) but in a positive and negative way so

I don’t know, I guess I would put Chanyeol here for the sheer fact that he acknowledges Yixing a lot, spends a lot of time with him on stage & acts nice, interacts with him pretty regularly, but I think he might have some ulterior motives (i.e. his livestream during the premiere of lose control like……..i’m sure he knew the exo fans watching him would not be watching lose control…right?) also has mocked yixing’s language skills before not cool

Kai is here because I don’t think he’s met Yixing yet but he’s a good soul so I’m sure when they meet they’ll be good friends

Kyungsoo, just met Yixing last year (probably thought he was a backup dancer before), they shared a nice firm handshake, we’ll see where it goes from here

Xiumin, has said like 1 nice thing about Yixing (that he supported him a lot during exo-m) but that’s like Literally It, plus you know where his loyalty lies ((see below))

Jongdae @ Yixing prior to 2015: 😘💞💖👍👼💕👏😍💜💓

Jongdae @ Yixing now: ❌👎🚫😡🗣🙅😔☠❌👊😡

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HAPPY 4TH ANNIVERSARY 방탄소년단 💜
I couldn’t imagine not having the seven of them in my life. I’m inspired and motivated by them and their music every single day and I couldn’t be more grateful for their positivism. Being an ARMY since pre debut and watching them grow has been so incredible. Seeing that they started off with little to nothing to now, they’ve grown so much as people and as artists. I couldn’t thank them enough for being so considerate, so loving, and caring of us ARMYs and to those around them whether that’s their family, BigHit staff, staff in general or towards the members. You can tell that they’re genuine people who care. It’s been an incredible journey so far and I can’t wait for many more years to come ~ thank you BTS for being who you guys are, seven incredibly talented yet dorky guys who brightens up my life and thank you for staying so humble regardless of the amount of success you’ve achieved. I couldn’t ask for a better group to stan 💜 Happy Birthday BTS, here’s to many many more. 사랑합니다.

I was gonna keep quiet about this because what is the point in fighting with each other but people (especially Jin stans) are coming at Hoseok stans telling them how they should or should not feel about their own bias and blaming them for things that aren’t even true and I’ve had it up to here!

First of all, it is NOT true that no one complained about the lack of Jin’s lines before. In fact, I retweeted and reblogged a lot of posts about that and I know many other Hoseok stans who constantly complain about Jin’s lack of lines as well. I even have proof of that if you wanna go that far.

Second, Hoseok is a rap line member. He is no vocal member, and certainly not a backup vocal. Since the beginning of Bangtan history, rap line always had their respective solo verses (mainly because they wrote them themselves as well). So of course Hoseok stans are sad and confused because this has never happened before.

Also, show me receipts of Hoseok stans blaming THE OTHER MEMBERS for this mess. I personally have nowhere seen such accusations. I asked around friends and they also only saw accusations against BigHit not giving him a solo line, never the other members. 

I do understand that Hoseok gets more than Jin overall. But let’s not forget that is also due to the fact that he writes and produces a lot of stuff himself so I would say that is only fair. Not to mention all the other tasks he also has - dance leader (yet he is rarely in the front during dances), writing and producing as a rap line member. 

DO NOT BLAME US FOR THINGS MOST OF US NEVER EVEN DID AND DO NOT ACCUSE US OF FORGETTING OR OVERLOOKING JIN BECAUSE THAT IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE.