so i thought i'd just post it

  • Korra: You can address me as Eagle One.
  • Korra: Mako, code name: Been There, Done That.
  • Korra: Asami is Currently Doing That.
  • Korra: Bolin is It Happened Once in a Dream.
  • Korra: Opal is I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought About It.
  • Korra: Tenzin is... Eagle Two.
  • Tenzin: Oh thank God.
cold hard facts to prove that none of ur faves are straight

harry “basically-every-male-in-this-series-told from-my-pov–is-handsome” potter

- every male in this series is handsome as told from his pov
- (he’s also not white but that’s for another post xox)

ginny weasley
- aggressively bi
loves girls.
- and loves boys 
- that’s it
- it’s just a fact.
- the statement itself is my evidence.

ron weasley
bi crisis over krum

dean and seamus
i was gonna do these as different points but they’re so in love and obsessed with each other i can’t even separate them for this
- are in love.

sirius black
probably just a little bit in love with every single one of his friends
- but most of all lupin

remus lupin
probably just a lot in love with sirius
- no better metaphor for bisexuals than a werewolf

draco malfoy
- no one has ever been more obsessed with another human that draco with harry some of that HAD to be a little gay just sayin…

bill weasley
-
if u shorten his name it’s literally bi
- ??
- can’t get more obvious than that my friends
- also the werewolf thing

cedric diggory
- not a bad place for a bath harry wink wink
- white male that dies…what other reason than bury ur gays
- ???
- so gay it hurts

albus potter
- cc is complete bullshit and i will fight anyone that says otherwise but at least it’s basically totally canon that albus and scorpius are GAY AF

scorpius malfoy
- see above. 

some people have said it’s hypocritical of keith to leave the team when he went off on pidge for wanting to leave in season 1, but these are two very different situations

pidge was vital to the team in season 1, they couldn’t form voltron without her - but now, they have five paladins and are capable of forming voltron without keith, objectively speaking keith is superfluous

he knows shiro is the better leader so he willingly gives up his role as black paladin (a role he was never fully comfortable with anyway), he knows that lance is a great paladin and keith taking back red would leave lance out of the team, keith knows about lance’s insecurities, and that definitely plays into his decision to leave

he goes to the blade because it’s the only connection he has to his past, and because he’s the kind of person who has to have something to fight for, he doesn’t want to sit on the sidelines, he doesn’t want to feel lost again - so he goes with the blade of marmora because he believes that’s the place he’ll be most useful

keith sees himself as expendable, and that fits well with the blade’s ideology, but because he’s spent so much time with team voltron, he no longer sees others as expendable - especially not the people he cares about

tl;dr he’s just a lost boy who’s trying his best

After your first date with Damien
  • Lucien: *walks in to see Damien writing a letter with a quill and ink set* "What are you doing?"
  • Damien: "I'm writing a letter, of course. I had a great time having tea with our neighbor, so I thought I'd let him know."
  • Lucien: "...Dad, just send an email or a message on Dadbook."
  • Damien: "What? You know I can't do that, Lucien."
  • Lucien: "Dad, you work in IT. It's not like you don't know how to use the internet!"
  • Damien: "But Lucien! The aesthetic! Surely, you understand!"
  • Lucien: "I...you make a good point, Dad..."

the year is 2030

a standup comedian goes up onto the stage of a packed venue, he is holding a small binder

once he reaches the microphone, he clears his throat and says

“that feel when you’re a student athlete and someone asks what your favorite bible verse is”

he opens the binder to the first page and takes a printed out image of a mature teenage boy, about highschool age, smiling intensely with an extremely bright lens flare coming off of both of his eye, and holds it up for everyone to see

the audience howls with laughter

cameras from around the stage zoom in on the piece of paper and a 30 foot screen behind the comedian lights up with the very same image

the man on stage is not happy. the audience could see it in his eyes if they just looked. he wishes to be anywhere else but where he is. but he knows this is his calling. he cannot apply himself to practically benefit humanity, and so he must fill the need that this niche audience demands.

later that night, he cries as he browses stock image websites for pictures to use in his next performance

I love cuddly sleepers!pynch, but also consider: 

  • Adam kicking in his sleep and he gets ronan in the crotch one night and ronan shoots awake like he got hit by a freight train and pulls the blanket right out from adam so he rolls off the bed because “for fuck’s sake parrish control your mother fucking legs” while Adam looks up at him on the floor still half asleep like “huh?” - his hair a birds nest. 
  • Ronan waking up with Adam sprawled over his back, slightly drooling over the spot between his shoulder blades. 
  • Ronan waking up with Adam’s hair up his nose or in his mouth like 90% of the time. 
  • Adam waking up with a dead leg or dead arm because ronan likes to bracket one of Adam’s legs between his own, or he falls asleep with his head on Adam’s bicep rather than the pillow. 
  • One time Adam comes home a little late and Ronan is already asleep. Adam collapses onto the bed on his back, one arm thrown up covering his face and Ronan rolls over towards him resulting with his face pressed into Adam’s armpit and when he realises he shoots awake again like “what the shit, Parrish you nasty fuck go shower” while adam just laughs at him because “i thought you liked me all sweaty and covered in car grease lynch?”
  • Ronan waking up with a textbook jabbing him in the back because adam fell asleep reading with the lamp on again 
  • Adam hogging the blankets and Ronan doesn’t complain because Adam’s body heat is more than enough but when Adam leaves for college he starts using the blanket, not just because it’s cold but because it’s forever covered in Adam’s scent 
9

David Tennant and Billie Piper in their first photoshoot together for Doctor Who Series Two.

This was also David’s first time in the full costume, David’s first time wielding the sonic screwdriver, and David’s first time exploring the exterior of the TARDIS.

From David Tennant’s video diary (with thanks to director James Hawes for filming with David’s camera during the photoshoot)

Link to first photos images [here]

I look at him and think–
we were young and I was so in love with you.
 
I imagine this as a conversation we will have
two decades from now, in some
clandestine grocery store
three states over.
 
I’ll say,
do you remember the days when we wanted to kiss
just a little bit more than we wanted to die?
 
He’ll smile. He’ll say,
do you remember the days when we wanted to die
just a little bit more than we wanted
to be together?
—  IN TWENTY YEARS, WE MEET IN A GROCERY STORE by Ashe Vernon

       go where YOU want to go; if you have more than one blog try not to stress about how many drafts you have. It may seem like the end of the world if you haven’t replied in a few days, but the truth is the world is still spinning. You should go where you want to go! if you’re not feeling a certain blog then log out and go onto one you’re feeling, or log off and do something else! don’t force yourself to be somewhere just out of obligation. RP is supposed to be a hobby, it’s supposed to be fun and if you’re not enjoying being on a blog then maybe you need a break. You do you, don’t worry about anybody else! your blogs are yours and nobody else’s and nobody can tell you where to be. Taking a break from one blog to spend time on another doesn’t make you a bad person and i think that we as muns and people need to realise that.

You’re allowed to still enjoy problematic things/people as long as you acknowledge it and don’t try to defend the problematic actions