Did you guys know they make straight-up sheets of non-triangle-cut canned crescent roll dough now? I figured everyone knew but I told my mum and it BLEW HER MIND so I figured I should probably tell the internet, just in case.
Thank you for 9,000 followers! Here’s a ficlet about Mari being
protective of her little brother.
“Hopefully you can help me,” said the man on the phone with the
funny accent. “My name is Victor Nikiforov, and I’m looking for Yuuri Katsuki.
He said his family owns a hot springs resort, so I looked up the phone number
on the internet. Can you tell me if I have the right place?”
Mari almost hung up immediately without offering a response. Ever
since Yuuri had inadvertently become a viral video star after performing one of
Victor Nikiforov’s routines, the onsen had gotten more than a few prank calls.
One person had pretended to be a reporter but had instead turned out to be one
of Victor’s crazy fans. Apparently this new caller wanted Mari to believe he
was Victor Nikiforov himself.
“Yuuri’s my brother,” she said, a little heat in her tone.
“Oh, great!” the prankster said. “Could I speak with him please?”
Mari rolled her eyes. Was that supposed to be a real Russian accent?
This guy’s impression of Victor was pathetic.
It’s simple. I miss michael. I also miss seeing new videos of michael performing jet black heart, my favorite 5sos song, live every night or so. because of this, i made this masterlist of nearly every live performance of jet black heart
((well pretty close to every one,,, please don’t sue me)) ((also if i missed any cities or fucked up anything please let me know xx))
Rock Out With Your Socks Out
since it was only played at the very end of rowyso… also i think jones beach was the first place it was played but i could be wrong its been over a year
Amsterdam, Netherlands (1st night) - May 21st ((SUPER SUPER SMILEY BABY BOY BC HE WAS TRYING TO GET THE CROWD TO BE QUIET SO HE COULD SING BT THEY JUST GOT LOUDER sorry this show meant so much to me i got excited))
For those of you who are harassing Ishida for the recent manga chapter.
Take a moment.
Where does Ishida live?
Has Japan legalized/normalized homosexuality?
With that being said who is Ishida’s demographic?
Male Teens/Young Adults in Japan
Although yes he does have a other fans who do not fit this demographic, they still read it, and he still creates it. As someone who inspires to be a comic book artist, this is a perfect example of shipping going too far. It’s sad that people who overly fantasize about a ship are stuck I’m between their desired ships and the canon ones.
Fanfiction and fanart are online FOR A REASON!!!
So we, a fandom, can have the the happy endings we want, while still enjoying the work. For crying out loud, what happened to having AUs and chats about our favorite ships? Did we forget that, or are we so dense that we would rather tell the creators to kill himself rather than let him create content he enjoys? Like Mashima said, WE CANT PLEASE EVERYONE! That goes for Ishida, and all of you. Only those who truly appreciate us, will accept us. So if you truly appreciate the content Ishida has given to us, then you would continue to read his manga.
If you’re the kind who throws a tantrum because you’re a spoiled fudashi who always got what you wanted…
ive been telling all my friends about this, but idk im hella excited so im gonna tell the internet. I think @yocourt posted something a while ago on not using your debit card, and how it helps save money.
For the past month, on payday after i take care of rent, fill up my tank and buy groceries, i withdraw a specific amount of money from my account. I make sure that i have enough food on me whenever i leave the house so that I’m not tempted to buy any food while im out. Whenever i think to buy anything, no matter what it is, I use cash. That makes me check myself, because
1. I have a limited amount of cash on me
2. I dont like running out of cash, so im always hesitant to use what i do have
It really just makes me be honest with myself like “Do you really need that?” And it really helps. So if you’re trying to learn how to budget and living check to check, this might help you. Its really easy to swipe a card until you have $5 in your account and a week left to payday. I hope someone finds this useful.
okay so i’m hella hyped that i’m back and i hope y’all haven’t unfollowed me yet cause of my crusty ass queue,,,, gonna start answering my remaining (9?) asks tomorrow and i’ll try finish them through the weekend
so glad exams are finally over - summer’s beginning and it’s so fuckign hot i did not sign up for this i’m cold showering twice a day in literally ice how are y’all? are you free from the pain of doing actual work at school? love y’all xx
So I have to write an essay on narratives in video games and I chose Dark Souls as an example, but the internet has ruined me so I can’t tell whether or not “The Dark Souls of storytelling” is to meme-y for a title
Tobias is definitely turning into Papa ii. This is the most I’ve ever seen him actually look like one of his characters. (side note: it always cracks me up that he had stubble without the mask, cause the Papa iii mask is clean shaven. You just FORGET he is kind of under there. haha
I was tagged by @sonador-reveur and @katrinnac, thanks 😊 1. You’re about to die but you have enough time to call one person and tell them anything you’d like to say. Who is it and what do you say?
Making phone calls terrifies me, so I’d send a text to my sister containing a ‘X marks the spot’ style map, so she could go on a treasure hunt. The treasure would be old photos, my stash of snacks and all my internet passwords so she could tell everyone I was gone, so they wouldn’t worry. 2. You’re about to become a parent of twins. Who do you prefer: two girls, two boys or a girl and a boy? What would you name them?
One of each, cos then there’d be no risk of mixing them up. My cousins are identical twin boys, and they spend a fair portion of their lives getting asked: Which one are you? 3. You can have any one person by your side while you’re on this earth. Who is it?
My sister or my mum. 4. You go to the cake shop to buy a cake for your kid’s birthday and the money you have isn’t sufficient to buy any cake. Also, you’re getting late for the party and it’s a shop you’ve never been to before and all other cake shops are too far. How would you persuade the baker to let you buy that cake at a very cheap price?
I’d show them pics of my kids face, and hope they’d wanna help him/her have a good birthday. Otherwise I’d leave jewelry or something as collateral, so they’d know I’d come back and pay the rest. Or I’d offer to be their apprentice for free, cos my cake baking could use some pointers (obviously, cos if I could bake, we wouldn’t be in this mess). 5. You can wear just one kind of outfit all your life. What would it be?
I pretty much do that already, jeans and tshirts 👖👚 6. You can either have one best friend or many good friends? Who would you want?
This is hard cos I have two besties 😣 probably many good friends, cos I don’t wanna give up either. 7. You can go back in time, live a month as the person of any age you’ve already been. Which age would you choose and why?
I’d be 6. When I was 6, there were only a few finished houses in my street and all the others were building sites. My sister and I would come home from school and just wander from site to site watching the brickies, builders and plumbers (we weren’t allowed to watch the electricians, I think they were concerned we’d touch something wire-ey and die. The brickies made a deal with us- we could play in the brickies sand piles as long as we stayed off the house block when the electrician vans were there). It was awesome! We were both permanently covered in clay and bricky-sand in those days 😂 We used to roller skate in the big storm water drains they were laying in the next estate over, too. Good times 😁 8. You’re getting late for something really really urgent and if you get late you might loose everything you’ve worked so hard to achieve and while you’re on your way you find a drowning dog. Would you save the dog?
I’m almost never late anywhere. I’m super paranoid about being late, so I’ll arrive up to an hour early and just hang around. However, if I was late, I’d still save the dog, because whoever I’m meeting will either understand and support me saving the dog, or not be worth worrying about. 9. You’re getting late for something really really urgent and if you get late you might lose everything you’ve worked so hard to achieve and while you’re on your way you find a drowning ant. Would you save the ant?
In the unlikely event that I noticed the ant drowning, I’d think it was fate and try to save it. Although if it’s a tree ant species, it can probably swim (according to abc.net.au and sciencemag.org), so my career sacrifice would be unnecessary, but I’d have a new tiny friend, so 😁🐜💚 10. You can make any 5 people happy and healthy for the rest of their lives including you. Who are they?
My parents, my sister and my two besties. 11. How would you like to be remembered after you die?
Through interpretive dance. Perhaps with accompanying bagpipes, or a theramin…
-Thirty minutes into my shift, I had only been visited by one guest. This was comforting at first, but then I realized this was simply the calm before the storm. I am going to savor every minute of this Black Friday Eve Ever as much as I can.
-I found an elderly woman spending her morning toying with me. Each time I would attempt to step away from my register to take care of something, she would begin to approach me, only to walk away again once I returned. She spent a solid five minutes playing at this game, pretending to peruse the endcap displays, leaving me looking like a chump time and time again.
-A woman stopped mid-payment to stare at the sky and remark, “I don’t know if it’s just me or if it’s everyone my age, but sometimes I just have to stand here and shout out my phone number.” She did not shout out her phone number at any point, leaving me somehow with more questions than if she had.
-I befriended the single #1 most adorable baby in the history of the world. She emitted a very excited squeak as I handed her a sticker, eagerly repeated the word “dog,” clutched it to her face, and immediately fell asleep on it.
-An older woman sprinted into my lane in slow-motion, throwing her arms in the air as if praising a miracle and announcing to me that my wait has ended. I was waiting for something to change my life forever, and she was right.
-I went to retrieve an abandoned cart left at the end of my lane, but just as I was about to start pushing it, the elderly woman who had been taunting me earlier in my shift jumped up from the ground to claim it, having been entirely unseen. Clearly, my store has a poltergeist who is far too committed to tormenting me and my too-tired-for-an-opening-shift self.
-A man became upset as he found that he had to use the chip reader. He adamantly refused to do so, telling me that “the Internet says chips are dangerous.” I attempted to reason with him, telling him that the Internet also says that the Holocaust never happened, but rather than seeing my point, he stared at me and told me that he already knew that.
-From an adjacent lane, I heard a man tell the cashier that “Y’all here will never be Cracker Barrel.” He is not wrong by any means, as retail and dining are entirely different industries and it would be definitively wrong if our establishments were the same. Having said that, we would undoubtedly crush them in any competition.