so i might still be drunk from last night

Bofur startled awake when he heard the phone ring, clumsily managing to pick up the annoying device. He groggily sat up, or tried to at least, propping himself on his elbow. Putting the receiver end to his ear, he mumbled an answer, yawning —-

“…Oi… before ye say anything… just know I might still be a wee bit drunk from last night, so if what I say sounds funny, it’s either because it’s a joke or because I make no sense whatsoever. Or because I speak backwards. With that said, mornin’ unknown caller… unknown caller since I don’t have a caller ID. What’s the reason for such an early call?”