so i made some at four am

anonymous asked:

Okay, my queer little heart is almost hilariously into your swole af Diana (and also I laughed until my chest hurt too much to breathe at your hc about how she carried Bruce that one time, it made my life so much better) and I was wondering if you had any further headcanons to share about Wonder Woman.

idk about headcanons but here are some ideas that either already have made it into fics or probably will in the future (have I posted some of these before?? i feel like i did but i can’t find it, fuck):

  • Historically Amazons were probably Iranian or the historical equivalent so ayyyyyyy
  • Despite my temptation to make her swole but tiny I kept her 5′10″ which is the exact same height as Dick Grayson and four inches shorter than Bruce Wayne and eight inches taller than I am jesus christ how is that not tall enough for some people that is so fucking tall and she wears heels sometimes goddamn
  • She’s like three hundred years old but she spent most of her life in her techno-utopia home so lots of things are still totally new to her and she keeps getting confused by all the stuff that isn’t a thing anymore (sometimes her slang… is so old…)
  • Everyone in modern comics wants Themyscira to blow up and go to war and shit?? what gives??? Sorry but I want a badass techno-utopia island of immortal women whose primary conflicts are philosophical and essentially boil down to “but what about the prime directive”
  • The flag motif for costumes started in WW2 because it was a convenient way to let people know she was there to punch Nazis and chew bubblegum and she still had plenty of bubblegum but she’s a good multitasker here comes bazooka joe motherfucker
  • The most costumes of any superhero in the League because she’s old and doesn’t have a secret identity to protect so she can just do all sorts of shit, she’s strayed from the original designs of her costumes which is to say they are no longer meant to be as unmanly as possible out of spite
  • Wouldn’t it be great if she picked Prince as a surname to use in Man’s World because she didn’t understand that the word was gendered and just wanted to convey Diana, Next For The Throne
  • She figured it out obviously but Princess isn’t really a surname anyway so she kept it, fuck it, gendered words are weird
  • I know most of the time she has a secret identity but I like it better if she’s THE PRINCESS DIANA OF THEMYSCIRA, WOMAN OF WONDER AND AMBASSADOR TO THE WORLD OF MEN but as long as she wears normal clothes and introduces herself as Diana Prince most people let her go about her business without making the connection. It’s not a secret it’s just like if David Bowie went somewhere in the 80s wearing flannel and introduced himself as David Jones. Bowie fans would go HOLY SHIT and everyone else would go ‘someone please feed that man and take his cocaine away’
  • “Amazons are resurrected murder victims” what where did this even come from this is depressing as hell, why can’t they just be an island of badass Middle-Eastern women blessed by Goddesses who went out and made their own island and started accepting female refugees from Man’s World who could make it to their shores (sometimes they help people make it to their shores)
  • Wonder Woman and Aquaman as old friends with adjacent kingdoms hell yeah hell yeah
  • She’s really bad at dick jokes. ‘Balls’ is a weird word for testicles, for one thing. Plus it’s a matter of culture when it comes to genitalia. There are Amazons with dicks, sure, but there aren’t Amazons who refuse to shut up about how huge their dicks are or how small someone else’s dick is. That’s a weird cultural thing and ya’ll need Artemis.
  • Everyone has abandoned “an amazon who allows herself to be bound by a man loses her powers” but I’m bringing it back and making changes okay. How about just “an amazon who allows herself to be bound loses her powers” and instead of gender being the important part, the important part is “allowed” as in “she has to consent to it” as in “an amazon can only really be hurt by someone that she’s trusted”
  • She’s all about the power of love but also she’s competitive as hell
  • She loves emoji

I don’t tell personal stories often, but when I do it’s probably for Everyone Is Gay.

My bosses + friends Kristin Russo and Dannielle Owens-Reid are just a few weeks from the official release of their book ’This is a Book for Parents of Gay Kids,’ and for every book pre-ordered, a copy will be donated to a local PFLAG chapter. We’d really like to reach all 350+ chapters, and do our part to give more parents and kids more tools to help create open, positive conversations and relationships. The personal feelz below are why this is so, so important to me.  

Almost four years ago, when I was a very anxious (and probably very depressed) 18-year-old, I stumbled upon a website that simultaneously made me laugh my ass off AND helped contextualize my experience within a larger community I had never before been exposed to, felt comfortable in, or realized I was a part of… and that shit helped me through some tough times. EveryoneIsGay.com was my safest space. 

Today, I am four months away from another graduation, and I have been fortunate enough to work with Dannielle and Kristin for over 6 months on the launch of The Parents Project among many other things–with no intention of stopping any time soon. Holding their freshly-printed book in my hands, while sitting in my own company’s new office space at the Fordham Foundry, overlooking the New York City neighborhood I ran away from my 18-year-old self to in 2011–and feeling truly proud and at home–is a really awesome feeling. 

Dannielle and Kristin’s work made a huge impact on my life before I ever met them, and it’s an amazing thing to feel like I’ve emerged on the other side of the confusion, anxiety, and fear that is all too common among kids who feel like they’re not “normal” with the amazing opportunity to pay it forward by supporting them in that work every day. These ladies had my back before they even knew me, and now they are some of my greatest personal supporters… and I have their backs, too, which is why I ask you to consider the following: 

Take a moment to learn more about this book, think about who you think it could help the most right now, and pre-order a copy–with the added bonus of knowing that another copy will be given to other people who desperately need it. At the very least, please share the link to spread the love. Thank you!!

http://theparentsproject.com/the-book/ 

I wanted to have a giveaway! I’m super close to 2k, and wanted to celebrate by giving away some of my favorite items (as in these items are my favorites, i’m giving you guys new ones lol) to celebrate! This is my first giveaway, so I hope you guys enjoy what I picked out because it was super hard. Here’s what you can win.

1.)A CD of your choosing up to $20. Made in the AM is my fav at the moment, but you can pick your own

2.)Four NYX soft matte lip colors of your choosing. Check those out here

3.)Two Lush bath bombs of your choice. You can see those here

4.)The Naked Urban Decay Smoky Palette. You can check that out here

5.)Kate Spade notebook in medium, you can pick your color. That’s here

6.)Urban Decay fullsize eyeshadow primer of your choice. Here

Aprox total of giveaway  $150

Rules

reblog this post. 1 reblog = 1 entry. don’t make giveaway blogs. you can reblog as much as you’d like

a like is a bookmark

must follow me, this giveaway is for my followers

contest ends on the 17th, which is a week away! 

this is international. i’ll pick a winner by a random number generator

good luck, and message me for questions!

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WENDY: Friends, family, guests. Graduates of 2016.
WENDY: I am truly honored to deliver the valedictory for this year’s graduating class.
WENDY: I look out at all of you today, the kids that I know and some kids that I don’t, but I am so proud of all of you. All of us.
WENDY: We made it.
WENDY: But this isn’t the end of anything. No, this is only the beginning.
WENDY: some of us will go on to get more education, some of us will jump straight into work. Some of us will be left wondering where they spent the last four years at all.
WENDY: But no matter where we end up after we go home today, I want you to promise me some things.

WENDY: I want you to promise me that you’ll not only be successful, but happy.
WENDY: That what you do with the rest of your life is something that you enjoy. It’s something that makes you proud, and something that makes you eager to get out of bed in the morning.
WENDY: Because while money is important, especially in this day and age, it’s equally as important to value your life and what you do with it.
WENDY: So please promise me that you’ll find some way to be happy.

WENDY: And, please promise me that you’ll make smart decisions.
WENDY: When you leave here, make a game plan and try to follow it as best as you can.
WENDY: Be productive, be intelligent, have some common sense. Learn to recognize your own self worth and what you can do for the rest of the world.
WENDY: It’s not up to everyone else to save the world someday. That’s an activity that everyone participates in.

WENDY: Maybe most importantly, I want you to promise me you’ll do good things with the rest of your life.
WENDY: Whether it makes you happy, finds you love, or is generally stress-free. I want you to be proud of what you’ve accomplished.
WENDY: Go somewhere, do something, make yourself and anyone else you possibly can feel good.
WENDY: I don’t just mean charity work or volunteering. I mean take that trip you’ve always wanted to. Apply for the job you’ve dreamed of having since you were a kid.
WENDY: Don’t let your past hold you down to where you are. Take off the heavy chains and let yourself soar higher than you ever thought you could.

WENDY: And last but certainly not least, I want you to promise me one more thing.
WENDY: I want you to love yourselves.
WENDY: Find love, and love yourselves. Be it in the form of a spouse, a roommate, a trusted coworker, or even a pet.
WENDY: Know that you matter. Know that you are capable, you are good people, and you will always be loved by someone.
WENDY: It’s one of the most important things humans can feel, love and acceptance. Make sure you feel loved and accepted, somehow, some way.

WENDY: And with that, all I have left to say is how very proud I am of the classmates and friends sitting in front of me today.
WENDY: I want only the best for all of you. I want you to go out and experience life, and make something great.
WENDY: Be introspective. Be educated. Be excellent. And, most of all, remember where you came from.
WENDY: Remember who you are, and stay true to how you feel. You never know what you can really do until you try it.
WENDY: Now, if you’ll all join me in switching the tassel from the right to the left…

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free! has made it to the final four in mtv’s fandom of the year competition!!! =D it now is the representative for the animation category. (i am so glad~)

the winner of this award will be announced as part of a tv special on sunday night. but you have less than two days to vote. vote many times and spread the word.

i strongly want free! to win because this is a great chance for free!- and anime in general- to get some more attention ^__^ it would be so great to see free! announced as the winner. i need to see that happen… yep

Stepping up my meal prep game this week! I only have a 4 day school week due to today being a pupil free day so this is what’s in store for my school lunches this week! The four matching containers are brocolli, chicken breast, sweet potato and brown rice, the macros for these meals are: 290 cal, 7.5g fat, 38g carbs and 19g protein. I am also taking some salads made from baby spinach, cucumber, carrot, pea sprouts and alfalfa which I will pair with a can of lemon and pepper tuna! (There are only 3 because I didn’t know how well the salads would last in the fridge and didn’t want to freeze any so I’ll make a fresh one Thursday night to take with me aswell). Then to top it off I’ll be taking a little mandarin to eat also! Pretty keen for the lunches this week! 🙌☺️

Instagram: @fit_healthy_you
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The Magic of Korra

I finished up The Legend of Korra: Book Four, and I am full of so many feels that I spazz’d and made some quick magic cards of some of the characters from the series. Just various interpretations, I want to do a lot more but that’ll have to come later. I tried to capture the essence of each character in the cards: Unalaq before and after his super avatar state, Mako’s lawfulness as a detective, Kuivera’s strength not only as a metalbender to detain people but in drawing strength from those around her. Etc. and soforth. 

And I gave Korra the avatar state, naturally. 

Fashion Week is the only time of the year when you can justify packing five winter jackets for a six day vacation. Now that statement might seem a bit superfluous, but nothing beats flying back from Europe wearing 3 thick sweaters under your jacket because your suitcase was four kilos over. Clearly I have some issues with packing.

Besides the fact that my bedroom looks like Mount Vesuvius spewed up everything from fuzzy socks to liquid leather pants, I have made some serious progress. I am so excited to be back in New York, New York. But once again the problem that arises every time I wake up is back to haunt me. What do I wear?

Let’s start with the basics. Camisoles in every color: nude, white, grey and black. During a frosty East coast winter, every layer matters. Next is a bunch of your favorite sweaters. I love my textured sweater from Sandro and my incredibly comfy sweater from Suncoo. Black pants are inevitable, but also some fun colors like rusty red and forrest green. My go-to jackets will either be my black peacoat with a chunky scarf or my grey jacket with a little red hiding hood style hood (or Assassin’s Creed, whatever floats your boat). Word is it’s really wet in NYC so I’m bringing my bright red rain boots to contrast my probable all black ensemble. I am planning on making a statement in my Elizabeth & James chelsea boots and BCBG Max Azria Handbag. The most important thing for me is being able to mix it all up and still have a nice color pallet going on.

I am so excited to share my experience at NYFW on my blog. I have so many exciting things planned. The energy of PFW was off the charts and I can only imagine that vivacity is amplified in the one and only, New York City. A special thank you to Valentine and the rest of the #Fashion tumblr team!

Maria Pukhanova channels my current feelings for Revs Magazine #5 photographed by Lena Kholkina

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Yup! 600 of you following me! It’s completely amazing! I am so happy and I can’t thank you enough for following me! *hugs you all* As a little gift from me to you guys, I made some more stuff for your little male kids! They are five hoodies, five sweaters, four boxers(it’s my first time making  them so please bear with me), and ten t-shirts!

Again, thank you so much for liking, reblogging my stuff, sending sweet messages, they all mean a lot to me and make me so happy :) And I want to thank all the friends I’ve made, thanks for talking to me and thinking I was not that weird (you probably think that tho). You are all amazing, and wonderful!

As always, if you want and you use them in your games, do tag me, I would love to see and reblog your stuff!

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It’s like their first sleepover.

They had great plans to stay Up All Night, playing songs and watching movies. Inevitably, a time came when they felt homesick and wanted to say, Take Me Home, but they stuck it out, and were so glad they did, because they made some amazing Midnight Memories with their FOUR new best friends. Before they knew it, they had all these great moments Made In The AM, and now as they finally get to go home and rest, they can’t wait to get a chance to do it again!

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Sorry everypony, not answering any letters today. I need time. So much to think about, so many memories. I’ve lost my home for the last, well, almost four years. I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was a part of me.

The hardest part is thinking about all those books, many of which made me who I am today… To think I almost sold some of them, until I realized how important they were. And now they’re all gone, forever. All that knowledge reduced to ash, because of that monster’s vain ambition.

While many books weren’t unique and can be replaced with other copies, it just won’t be the same. Just like my new home won’t be the same. As for those books which were the only copy to ever exist… It just breaks my heart to think I can never read them again, that nopony can ever read them again.

I’m sending along some pictures from some special moments which happened in that place, so that it will never be forgotten.

Farewell, Golden Oak Library. Farewell, books. I will miss you.

How fucking incredible it is to actually have this album promoted THROUGH THE DAMN MUSIC. Imagine if that had happened for FOUR? I’m so happy that finally, FINALLY they get to talk about their songs in their own words without being lead by some trash heap interviewer looking for a scandal in the lyrics. I’m so happy that they’re getting the chance to prove themselves as a band and as individual artists. I’m so MAD that it’s taken this long, but I’m happy it’s actually happening.

1D albums as unforgettable times
  • Up All Night:A childhood sleepover. Fun, dancing, maybe some talk of that cutie from english class. Being last ones awake and drawing mustaches on the others, dancing until you fall apart on the floor, popcorn bowl spilt over the entire room
  • Take Me Home:All your dates with your first love. From clubbing to cuddling on the couch. Just spending time with the one you love while doing what ever you please. It was so long ago but you will never forget the good times.
  • Midnight Memories:First high school dance. The build up, the sparkly dresses and black suits, the drama of dates. The day of, punch that may or may not have been spiked with vodka, the spill of it on your clothes, crying in the bathroom before your friend covers the stain with a corsage. The last slow dance with the one you've been crushing on for weeks. The ring of the most popular pop songs and the disco lights forever in your mind.
  • Four:Summer camp. New friends, new experiences, late nights near the fire and enough stories to tell for a lifetime. Looking forward to s'mores every friday night. Searching for a radio signal for hours and finding one just before your favorite song comes on. Letters from your family. Postcards to your old friends. New friends that you may not ever see again but you will not forget.
  • Made in the A.M.:Ski trip with your best friends. The thrill of going downhill, the anticipation of waiting for the lift to drop you down a 100 meter hill of white gold. Trying the "death slope" and becoming a legend at the resort. Stripping your wet clothes at the end of the day to sit by the fire in sweaters sipping hot chocolate thinking about tomorrow's great adventure and talking about nothing at all until the miniscule hours of the night. Falling asleep while holding hands and waking up with them still intertwined.

(clockwise from top left):
one // two // three // four // five

Hey there!! I made this collage of some trendy clothing items that can be found at Sheinside, an online store. I adore their items and I’ve gotten quite a few that I am very, very satisfied with. Their clothing is so affordable and comes in good quality for the price that you pay!

I’m a student myself, and I understand most of you are too! I definitely feel the need to hunt for the best prices when it comes to purchasing new clothes. Sheinside is currently offering a BOGO free promotion on selected items from Jan 12th-19th, I believe! It’s on their page so check it out!

MOD NOTE: IT’S ALMOST FOUR IN THE MORNING WHERE I AM SO I CAN’T TYPE OUT A WHOLE POST ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW BUT I JUST LEARNED SOME NEW STUFF ABOUT ANDREW JACKSON THAT I WANT TO POST TOMORROW AND I SWEAR EVERYTHING I LEARN ABOUT THIS GUY SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF DARK TWISTED JOKE SOMEBODY MADE UP TO MESS WITH ME, BUT IT’S ALL REAL. HE WAS JUST A BAD GUY. TRULY EVIL TO HIS CORE. HE JUST SEEMED TO GENUINELY ENJOY HURTING OTHERS. HE KILLED PEOPLE, AND LIKE, NOT EVEN WITH SOLDIERS OR COVERT AGENTS LIKE A NORMAL PRESIDENT, AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT HIS TIME IN THE MILITARY EITHER. AS A PRIVATE CITIZEN HE SHOT A MAN DEAD WITH A GUN THAT HE LOADED, POINTED AT THAT GUY, AND FIRED WITH HIS OWN HANDS ON PURPOSE. HE TRIED TO BEAT PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH A CANE ON ENOUGH OCCASIONS THAT HE WAS AFFECTIONATELY NICKNAMED “OLD HICKORY.” THIS DUDE IS ON OUR $20 BILLS. 

“I saw a VERY DISTINCTIVE creepy creature enter and leave my room. My parents thought I was dreaming, until four years later police men were attacked by the EXACT same thing on a nearby town and it made national news. I can expand on the story but I feel no one will read so fuck it.

Alright. I was seven and shared a room with my sister. It was about 1 am and I couldn’t sleep. So I was just staring at the wall when I see something move by the door. Someone is coming in very slowly. And it’s dark so it takes some time for me to realize who it is. It’s a woman, with a big pointy hat. I think it’s my cousin (who lived with us), but she isn’t that short. The only way it would be her is if she was walking on her knees. As I look down to see if that’s the case, I realize she is not touching the floor at all. And even though I can tell she has an old woman’s face, that is definitely not a human’s face, her eyes are too big and she’s expressionless. 

She is very slowly heading and turning to where my sister is sleeping. And I’m just trying not to move at all. She reaches her bed and only stands there looking down at her. And then I move and make a sound. And the thing turns her head to me just like that. Her huge eyes are making eye contact with me for a second and the next thing I know is she just went out the room almost flying, really fucking fast. After that I covered myself with the blanket. 

So I tell my parents the next day and obviously they don’t believe me. A midget woman with a pointy hat, huge eyes and a dress floating in my room is too random. So after some years I start thinking I was maybe dreaming or something. 

Fast forward four years and in the news there is a cop who was attacked by a witch in a city 3 hours away from where I live. He saw something coming from the sky floating and landing on the roof of the car he was in. Then it tried to get in through the window and started to scratch him, pull him. He ended up passing out. And in the interview he says: she was dressed in black and had big eyes, dark skin and had a pointy hat. She was flying on her own.They showed the drawings they make when the victim describes what they saw, and it was the same exact thing I saw. They also have sighting in 2010 by another cop, and the descriptions match too. He also mentions it had “super-human speed.” 

And obviously a bunch of people started to fake related stuff since the news got relatively big. This happened in Mexico BTW. After I saw the news, I couldn’t sleep well for a week, in fact I have to admit I had to sleep with my parents a couple of times. For a reference, it looked sort of like the flatwoods monster.”

-Poponegra (What is the most mysterious/paranormal thing you’ve witnessed?)

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I cannot even begin to describe how thankful I am that Homestuck was a part of my life. Homestuck was essentially the reason I decided I wanted to get into cosplaying and that decision alone changed my life and made it so much better than it ever could have been. These are some of my cosplays from the past three or four years that I’ve been cosplaying Homestuck and I’m so glad I started when I did. Cosplaying itself has become such a huge part of my life and I would not be where I am now without all of the wonderful friends that i met through this fandom that have supported me to this point.

Happy 4/13 everyone. Here’s to being stuck another year!