so i made it now

anonymous asked:

Heyyy can I request a joe x reader in which he goes back to the bar he used to work at and sees the reader with some friends and they start talking?? I feel like he’d be either smooth as hell (touching his hair and stuff) or he’d try to make you laugh but still flirt with you, so take your pick. Also your fics are soo good, I can read them multiple times without getting bored, good job hun!!

(thank u for reading them multiple times!!!! thank u!!!! i’m sorry this isn’t fluffy!!!!)

so, he’s enjoying a quiet little drink with the owner who used to be his boss and who is now, more than a little amazed at who he’s become. and joe is a little embarrassed, trying desperately to change the subject because cmon?? who wants to hear the same story about netflix again? and again? and again? apparently, everyone. his friends clap him on his back, the old bartenders and wait staff, nd after a little while, joe just smiles and lets other people finish his sentences for him.

it’s a nice evening. he thinks he’d quite like the anonymity of being a nobody again. he means that, sincerely. his attention shifts from the conversation he’s supposed to be holding and falls upon the busy hush of the place, a couple nobodies at the pool table, a couple nobodies sat around the tables, enjoying their drinks, laughing with friends, checking their phones whilst waiting for their dates to arrive……

man. joe runs a hand through his hair, a little charmed by the company that can be kept when you’re comfortable. lately, all he’s been feeling is the jitters - the eye contact that brings someone hurtling toward him, repeating ‘steve harrington’, the quirk of the brow when the realisation hits, the asterix he feels floating above his head when someone looks at him and suddenly, he is somebody. it sucks. and he doesn’t want to feel like it sucks. but……. he necks his drink, admitting it to himself, tearing his eyes away from the girl at the table across him, laughing at whatever her friend is showing her on her phone, it does.

she’s pretty and she seems comfortable and when she laughs, she laughs with her whole body. he thinks that maybe at some other point in his life, he’d go up to her and ask her if it hurt. he can see her face in his fantasy, the amusement in her eye. she knows the line but she still fills in the blanks: ‘when i fell from heaven?’ and joe grins, devastatingly, knowingly, cheesy, as he admits she looks like an angel to him. tho, he tells her whilst feigning a stage hush, he’s read somewhere that angels are actually fuckin terrifying and she should probably know she’s having exactly that effect on him. he feels like he’s sweating bullets around her. and maybe, in the fantasy, she finds the way he trips over his sentences and changes his mind a mile a minute endearing. maybe she thinks the faint blush on his cheeks is kinda cute.

or maybe she’d say, ‘hey, don’t i know you from somewhere?’ and his heart would sink. he’d still smile and nod, of course. lean in for the selfie when she realises who he is. he’d still think she’s very pretty.

he announces his exit to his old boss and friends and waves w more good nature than he’s feeling as he leaves. still he thinks, wouldn’t it be nice to be nobody like that girl? like everyone else here? they make it look so good.

that girl gives him a small, unknowing smile as he heads out the door. and joe being joe of course, despite himself, still manages to return it.

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            “My love is on her own and when she returns we’ll be together, forever this time”

                                                                 Remake of this

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— “Only couples and pigeons come to the park on a holiday!”

star wars au where instead of going into hiding obi-wan hides in plain sight and gets a job at space buzzfeed writing embarrassing clickbait articles about anakin like ‘top 10 embarrassing stories darth vader doesn’t want you to know!’

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– 𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔱𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫, track by track. [@taylorswift]

HERE’S HOW TO EASILY TELL THAT KEITH IS NOT STRAIGHT (IF IT WASN’T ALREADY OBVIOUS)

These are Matt and Lance’s reactions when they first meet Allura (and she literally falls into Lance’s arms might I add)

She’s obviously like really, really beautiful, that’s been established. And if from first glance these are regular boys’ reactions to her; you might think, hey, maybe if she fell into Keith’s arms literally romantic style he’d have an even more flustered and awe struck reaction…

Well…YOU’RE WRONG

LOOK AT HIM. NOT A BLUSH, REACTION, OR ANYTHING TO A WOMAN WHO IS OBVIOUSLY ATTRACTIVE TO MOST MEN AND PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WHO SEE HER. 

Now you’re probably thinking, maybe Keith just isn’t into Allura like that because he doesn’t have romantic feelings for her. Well you’re right, but it’s also because he doesn’t have romantic feelings for girls at all LOOL.

Keith doesn’t have to be screaming into the void as a reaction to literally holding Allura in his arms like this, but he’d still atleast have some sort of reaction you know? He’d look even a little bit flustered. But he doesn’t, like, at all. 

His reaction is even literally the same when she’s not in his arms anymore

He gives 0 fucks to have just made contact with a girl even though Allura is clearly flustered/embarrassed

But then when someone like Rolo, who is obviously a male and most likely attractive (I’m guessing), comes into the picture doing literally nothing, just look at Keith subtly checking him out, his smirk and posture literally give it all away

LIKE??? AND THAT’S ONLY ONE EXAMPLE

CASED CLOSE PEOPLE, MY SON IS STRAIGHTER THAN A CIRCLE