so i made a thing idk

anonymous asked:

it made me upset when Taylor said that thought idk maybe I’m just sensitive but I already felt bad that I’m never going to meet Taylor or be involved with secret sessions but then Taylor herself makes it this exclusive thing?? Idk

Look, she realised she fucked up. 

Who knew the way she meant it but she realised she fucked up and then started reblogging fans she hardly notices so im proud of her

anonymous asked:

am i the only one who thought shane and the others who don't believe in ghosts were genuinely rude and mean in that debatable vid? it actually made me really uncomfortable to watch

ok so honestly i hadn’t watched the vid before you sent this, But i just watched it & idk i didn’t really think they were that rude. i mean…. they Were having a debate and things can get a little heated during a debate. i also feel like shane’s always like that to ryan when he’s trying to shut ryan’s theories down…. only my opinion though

maroonhood  asked:

Hi, congratulations on hitting a follower milestone! I was wondering if I could get a drabble with Tom and us hanging out with our dogs because we both have pit bulls and that breed is soooo underrated (idk if you've ever met a pit but they're so sweet and just want constant lovings and for kids to be safe). Thank you my love I really appreciate it 💕

Oh my goodness, thank you so much! This is sooo sweet yes, I love pit bulls and literally all dogs!!! LIKE ALL DOGS ARE GOOD AND PURE. WOW this is such a great request! (I’m so sorry its short…) I hope you like it angel! 

click here if you want one!

There were only two things in the entire world that made you so happy:  your lovable pit bull and your lovable boyfriend, Tom. Bonus: your lovable boyfriend Tom also had a lovable pit bull named Tessa. It was a match-made in doggy heaven.

Tom and you had both met while walking your dogs in the neighborhood one warm, spring afternoon.  Jogging down the road in your active wear and your dog’s leash at your waist, you were surprised when you saw Tessa run up to you, even more startled when you saw Tom desperately running after her. Thankfully, she was so sweet, giving you big, wet kisses and you couldn’t help but laugh at how friendly she was.

 "Hey, oh my god. I’m so sorry - I don’t know what’s gotten into Tess, normally she listens so well but I think she saw you and your cutie over here and decided she wanted to be friends.“

“No problem, she’s adorable!” you replied, and couldn’t help thinking the same about her owner.

“I’m Tom by the way, pleasure to meet you,” he grins happily.

“[Y/N], the pleasure’s all mine,” you smile back.

And then, fast forward a year and a half and you four were inseparable. Summers were filled with camping trips (both pups in tow) and outside barbecues with plenty of food and cuddling once the nights got cooler. Going on walks together were your favorite, you two hand-in-hand as Tom would hold Tessa and your pup’s leashes. Passerby’s would stop to admire how cute they were, taking pictures and asking how long you two have been married for. You’d blush and Tom would just laugh, grabbing you by the waist while whispering, “soon,” into your ear.  

Tom had a busy day filming but promised he would be home today for your regular movie nights. You were waiting for Tom to arrive, relaxing on the couch with some tea, and your pup and Tessa snuggling together cutely. You couldn’t help but giggle at how adorable they were and quickly snapped a picture, sending it to Tom.

You, 18:27PM:

“These two are the cutest..💕”

Tom 18:32 PM:

“Not as cute as you, love.😊  See you in 30 seconds”

The next thing you know, the dogs’ ears perk up and rush to the door as Tom enters with a sing-songy, “I’m home!”

You laugh and set your mug down on the coffee table, and Tom is bombarded with two happy dogs.

“Tess, you’re getting my clothes all dirtied!” Tom laughs lightly as he struggles to keep the excited pup at bay.

“She just missed you way too much, Tom. As did I,“ you reply and he pulls you into his arms and gives you a soft kiss. The dogs are wagging their tails eager for attention, and Tom just continues to stare into your beautiful eyes. “I’m so lucky to have you, [Y/N]. It’s like living a dream.”

“Then, I love living this dream together with you. There’s nothing more I could ask for,” you whisper, and he brings you close as you sigh into his chest, appreciating the warmth of his arms around you.

Just then, Tessa whines and nudges your legs. You both burst into laughter and Tom jokingly says “Look’s like our darlings want part of our dream too.”

“They’ve been part of it since the beginning,” you smile.

ladysnarkington  asked:

Hey, I was diagnosed with ADHD a little over a year ago and I just stumbled across your blog, and can I just say I was really happy to find it? It’s difficult to live with, and even more difficult when you’re just learning how to be an adult. Idk it just kinda made me happy to see this blog and see you have the same issues but are getting by.

Thank you so much!! It’s insane how much of a relief it is to be diagnosed after you’ve spent your whole life being blamed/blaming yourself for your symptoms. It’s so healing to find people to relate to after so many years feeling alone. I’m happy this blog makes you feel better <3 

Being an adult is fucking difficult with ADHD but I think the most important thing is to keep fighting!! <3 

anonymous asked:

Benverly: baisemane

hello anon-friend! @teamtozier​ also asked for this exact prompt so this is for both of you! baisemain is a kiss on the hand and there are two of them here, technically, ty kids ♡ 

It takes Bev a little while to catch up to Ben. He’s been runaway heart-struck since she first talked to him, open pages of feelings, and even though she knows that, has known that always, it still takes a little while for her to settle into her feelings. She’s sixteen and she’s sitting at his desk listening to him talk about a book he’s found on buildings, about tumble-down architecture and about the way the straight lines of buildings fit together and about how he’s been dreaming up places of his own recently, beautiful places in concrete and white light. Far more than popsicle stick towers. And he’s gesturing wildly with his hands, expansive and excited, something he doesn’t often do because he’s sometimes uncomfortable in his body, doesn’t like to make himself seem bigger than he is, but he’s comfortable enough with her, and he’s tripping over his tongue and his cheeks are flushed and happy and Bev is thinking that she’d like to kiss him maybe. His cheeks, his hands, his mouth.

“Benjamin Hanscom,” she says, and he stutters to a stop, eyes wide. “Ben, Haystack, darling, do you wanna go on a date with me sometime?”

Their first date is to a New Kids on the Block concert, of course, and it’s perfect. Bev finds it so easy, to fall into him, to tuck herself up against his side. A background of sugar pop. Like it might not have been easy when they were younger because they were both so caught up in being lonely. And at the end of the night, she takes his hand and kisses it, and he blushes, and when he’s finished blushing he leans forward and kisses her cheek, and she blushes too of course, and he spins her on her toes against the night air.

They hang out together in Ben’s room, most of the time, and they listen to music. Bright pop and sharp synths, everything about forever young love, songs Ben’s cut from the radio (the sort of songs that Richie would roll his eyes at because he likes stuff like the angsty whining Violent Femmes and Depeche Mode with empty aching lyrics). Ben gives her the tapes when they’re finished, painstakingly made, labelled with her name and the day of the week or the month or what they mean to him. Beverly’s Wednesday songs, songs for May mornings, Friday (I’m in love). She keeps them in a painted box under her bed and she opens them even when she isn’t listening to anything, just to follow the hinges of the tape cases with a finger, just to look at the way the ink from his pen pools at the joints of the the letters.

Sometimes she thinks he’s too sweet for her. Sometimes she cups his face in her hands, curves her palms around the roundness of his cheeks, and she says:

“Benjamin Hanscom, how’d you get so sweet?” And he blushes, every single time, even though they’ve been a couple for forever now, and he turns his face a little so he can kiss her palm.

“Must be something to do with you,” he mumbles, mouth tickling at her skin.

“Must be everything to do with you,” she retorts, and he touches one of the red curls of her hair and then kisses her, gently, and then takes her by the wrist and pulls her into dancing. Sugar pop, bright synths, and their bodies moving together, earnestly and unabashedly in love.


when will he stop

Bitty’s Southern

Bitty is a southern boy and as a southern girl let me tell you there are things he does that make the rest of SMH go “Ummm….what?” 

  • He says stuff that makes literal ZERO sense to the rest of the team. Mostly southern phrases etc. LIKE, “That boy is about of useless as tits on a bull.” or  if it’s raining but the sun is out Bits just says, “Devil must be beatin’ his wife.”  Everyone is confused as shit.
  • “Oh my goodness I want Chick-fil-a. BUT IT’S SUNDAY.”
  • Holster going,” Hey Bits can you hand me a coke?” and Bitty responding with, “Sure, which kind do you want? We’ve got sprite, mtn dew, dr. pepper…” BC in the south every soda is a coke.
  • “Y’all know what I miss the most about Georgia? Cheerwine. And Duke’s Mayo. You northerners keep using that hellman’s stuff or miracle whip and let me tell you. IT. IS .NOT. MAYONNAISE.”
  • “IT’S SO HOT! Summer is the WORST” “Ransom, It’s like, 70 degrees. It gets up to like 115+ in Georgia. And it’s not even humid! You hush your mouth.”
  • The first time Bitty goes to Stop & Shop with one of the guys from SMH he tells them to grab a buggy on their way in and said member stares at him for a second, “What’s a buggy?” “Oh for goodness sake. A shopping cart! We need a shopping cart!”
  • Bitty’s drunk at a kegster when he suddenly shouts, “WHO WANTS TO PLAY CORNHOLE?!” 
  • It’s New Years so of course Bitty’s making black eyed peas, collards, cornbread, ham, and a pineapple upside down cake. “It’s for luck.”
  • Bitty will be checking Facebook and be like, “Oh bless his heart.” Chowder notices him fretting over the phone so he asks what’s up “Oh it’s just one of my friend from high school’s dad.” and Chowder, being the precious person that he is, responds with, “Oh no. What happened? Is he ok?” Bitty just shakes his head, “He’s done went and fell out of the deer stand. Again. Broke his arm and bruised his pride. You think he would’ve learned his lesson after the same thing happened last huntin’ season”
  • Jack’s all dressed up in a suit or something, he has a meeting with the Falcs, “What are you all gussied up for?”
  • “Look at what all I got up at the outlet mall!!”
  • Rans/Holster/Bitty share a bathroom so I reckon this has happened at least once: “Neither of y’all go in the bathroom! I’m fixin’ to shower”  to which Holster responds, “What was that Bits? What are you fixing?” Bitty hollers from his room, arm full of clothes, “I’m fixin’ to shower!” Ransom chimes in, “I didn’t know the shower was broken!” At this point Bitty is getting frustrated,“Oh for the love of Pete! You Yankees.” He speaks slowly and pronounces each word carefully, “I am going to go take a shower so please do not go and hog the bathroom.”
  • “So I was talking to Momma and APPARENTLY Mrs. Jones, the one that lives down the road, was rude as all get out.” “Really? What’d she do?” Bitty just throws his hands up, “Momma and Coach were drivin’ back to the house and Mrs. Jones was driving in the opposite direction so of course Momma waves at her. AND SHE DIDN’T WAVE BACK.”
  • I know for a FACT that at some point Bits makes a pitcher of sweet tea, puts it in the fridge, and the boys/Lardo finds it. “What’s this?” “Oh, it’s just some tea. You want some?” So Bitty pours them a glass and approximately 2 seconds later “WHAT IS THIS? IT’S LIKE SYRUP! Bits this isn’t tea! It’s diabetes in a cup!”
  • “Just rub some bacon grease on it.”
  • “Don’t you dare pour that coffee out! I can use it for gravy!”
  • “You know what food I miss? Fried pickles. No, wait, HUSHPUPPIES. I’d kill for some right now.”


↳ Night in the Woods (2017)

“You know after I sent that kid to the hospital years ago they said I had an anger problem, but that’s not true. I was angry because of something else. Something I’d lost. Trying so hard since not to be angry got me all defenseless and I lost more, and more, and more… that’s not getting better. I want to be angry. When I ran home from college, on the bus I had this dream… or maybe I saw it out the window, last leaf on the tree finally blown off. I’m so scared all the time, and the fear hurts, feeling like everything is over… was over long before I got here, so long, hiding or trying to outrun this. I get it. This won’t stop until I die. But when I die I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens I want to hope again and I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. It means I am… something, at least. Pretty amazing to be something at least.”


So….harry potter au???

Ok first of all I KNOW. The Smiths dont live in…europe. They are from usa and in a au where they are wizards theres not way they could ever get near hogwarts. Theres the american school for wizards called ilvermorny. BUT GUESS WHAT- i dont care.

In ilvermorny things are super different and i made this au thinking HOW FUNNY it could be to see the Smiths goin to Ollivanders for a new wand for Morty (Cuz…the last one got lost or broke idk) and Rick only goes with them just to make fun of how weak and shitty those wands are. Btw imagine Rick becoming Mortys teacher against the dark arts lmao. You know Rick hates Hogwarts with all his heart but he just wants to be with Morty and make his life miserable so yeah. I have so many ideas with this shitty au.  And yeah in my version of this… Jerry is a muggle, Rick a Slytherin, Morty Hufflepuff, Beth Revenclaw and Summer is Gryffindor (Btw Rick probably doesnt believe in all that bs and hates being labeled as a Slytherin but deep down he knows….)

((I don’t know if this has been done, so if it has please tell me.))

So I’ve seen a lot of those ‘Humans are Space Orcs’ posts and I think those are really cool, but unnoticed they all consist of one thing: humans traveling with the aliens.

So there are a lot of ways you can do that, right? You could go all Star Trek and make it to where the humans and aliens all live together in harmony and travel space together and things like that. But I have a different idea and I think it’s pretty cool.

So humans don’t really know aliens exist. Obviously you have your conspiracy theorists and loons and the occasional 'abducted’ person, but for the most part it’s just generally accepted that aliens are fun and all, but they’re not /real/.

And then there’s this kid. He/she/they don’t really have a happy life, but they can’t really do anything about it. You can make them whatever you want, have any or of disorder or disability or just make them an angsty teen that comes from an unhappy home. They want to leave, but they’re too young, so they have to stay.

Then of course, the aliens come. But instead of crap like Independence Day (I say crap in a loving way, the movie was pretty good and I like it), the aliens just take one look at the kid, pick them up, and leave. That’s it. Nothing else. Just take the kid and go.

Of course the kid is terrified at first, but after like the first day or so they calm down because the aliens are treating them like gosh-darn royalty. They put the kid up in the nicest room on the ship, give them the best food they can muster from their rations, and provide for any kind of entertainment the kid might want. It’s like paradise, and the kid is happier than they’ve been in a while.

So the kid travels with these aliens on all sorts of cool adventures and throughout this period is when we get the 'Humans are Space Orcs’ discoveries. Like the kid will go up to random giant furry beasts and just glomp them and coo at them while the aliens are like “No that’s deadly it will kill you oh my god what is this kid doing?!?!” Or, if the kid has a uterus, come time for their period the aliens freak out because “Oh holy shmarda, the child is bleeding!! Why is the child bleeding?!” Hilarious antics and shenanigans ensue and the child is so happy with their new life that they never want to go back home.

Also included: drama when the aliens return to earth to find a human companion for the child (even though they didn’t ask for one you guys don’t have to do this really it’s fine) and the parents of the kid demand they be returned immediately. The kid doesn’t want to go back of course so the aliens have to fight for custody over the kid in court (I guess idk but something along those lines. Maybe the humans try to kill the aliens because the kid was “abducted” and that causes a lot of angst and problems.).

Idk just something that’s been floating about in my imagination for a while. I think it would be a really cool show though tbh like someone hire me.

lesbians of the cosmos, in love……..

There are definitely many things worth criticizing in Steven Universe, but it’s weird because one of the biggest criticisms I see is something I personally love about the show?

It’s a lot of criticisms that basically boil down to “pacing”. 

Like “They keep setting up this big mysteries and then not paying off on them!” or “A big thing happens and then we get right back into filler episodes!” and like

Yeah? Exactly. IDK what to tell you. 

Rebecca Sugar is like reverse Steven Moffat, I almost feel like. She sets things up without you even knowing anything is being set up, so it doesn’t build tension, but then when you get the payoff it’s satisfying and obvious. Or, alternatively, she introduces a big plot element, and it’s like “Are we ever going to address this?” and then, eventually, when it naturally comes up, we finally do. 

We saw Connie’s glow bracelet in episode 1, and didn’t even know it was foreshadowing until we me Connie 8 episodes later. We didn’t learn Garnet was a fusion until 50 episodes in. 

We met Lion in episode 10, and there were SO MANY QUESTIONS. What is he? Where do his powers come from? What is his connection to Rose? And we never directly got answers to those questions - instead they were indirectly answered in a “filler” episode about a historical Beach City in episode 106 that really only raised more questions than it answered, followed by the most recent episode, 132, which was about Lars and Homeworld and also, you know, incidentally answered the entire Lion mystery. 

Over three years after it was introduced we finally learned what Lion’s deal is, and it wasn’t even in a Lion-centric story. But you know what? It was still satisfying. At least, I thought so. 

I don’t get the feeling that that explanation was made up. Watching it, I get the feeling Rebecca Sugar knew three years ago what was up with Lion. She just wasn’t going to incorporate it until it became immediately relevant. 

It’s slow, honest, sprawling worldbuilding that I can really fucking get behind. The writers know what this world is and who these characters are, they just aren’t going to force exposition or explanations where they wouldn’t naturally occur if they can avoid it. 

IDK, the whole “we just introduced this big new thing, but now the characters are just dinking around? Living their lives? Why???” thing is, to me, at least a solid half of the draw. I like the show is approachable, that the tension is present but not overbearing. 

It feels like life. Big, life-changing, worldview shifting things happen. And at the same time that it changes everything, it doesn’t actually change very much at all. 

A good friend dies suddenly, you still have to make yourself lunch. Your parents are getting a divorce, you still hang out with your friends and maybe even act like everything is normal. And maybe even forget while you’re hanging out with your friends what is going on at home. You get arrested, get out on bail, know you have a huge case coming up that could determine your whole future, you still play video games for a couple hours the next night, you still go to work the next day. You’re working with your lawyers and everyone to put together your case, of course, but normal life doesn’t stop. It rarely ever does.

IDK, I see these criticisms like “They introduces Bismuth and then just benched her!” or “They introduced the cluster and then it didn’t actually do anything” and it’s like, yet. I have no reason not to trust that those things won’t be coming back around. Everything else in this show has, in time, come back around so far. From seemingly insignificant side characters, to weird locations, to random trivia. 

There’s an old saying, “things change slowly, until they change all at once”, and it has, in my life, generally proven to be true. And it seems to be the Steven Universe approach to story pacing. And I, personally, really really like it. And it’s cool if you don’t. But I don’t think I’d like the show as much if it weren’t so chill. It’s a show that drips along in tiny, soothing, sentimental increments. 

It’s fine if that’s an aspect of the show you don’t like. I have preferences and there are things I don’t like even though they’re arguably good. But I keep seeing people propose it as an aspect of the show that is bad writing. And, I just can’t wrap my head around that? It’s perfectly fine writing. It’s even, often, great writing. I prefer a slow and quiet accruement to a plot-heavy infodump any fucking day. Not that there isn’t often call for the latter, depending on the story you want to tell and how you want to tell it. But I prefer the former. 

So far I haven’t been given any indication there isn’t a planned followthrough for all the many, many threads Steven Universe has laid. They’ve successfully followed through enough times before, often on things we weren’t even aware we should be looking out for, that I imagine they’ll keep doing so. The only reason I ever see the show failing to do so, and having a rushed and unsatisfying end, is time. If they get prematurely cancelled, or prematurely decide to end things out of personal desire to work other projects, then yeah, SU could end badly. Lots of stuff could end up unexplained or given a quick unsatisfying end. But there’s no evidence of that yet, so right now I’m going to take the pacing choices as just that. Choices. Good ones, that I like. Even if they aren’t to everyone’s taste.