so i just read this *nosebleeds*

Story time, ladies and gentlemen

wayyyyyyyy back in high school math class, i had a random nosebleed, as one does. a little bit of blood ended up landing on one of the pages and stained the page before i could stop it.

gross, i know, but keep reading.

being the hooligans that we were at the time, my friends told me that i should sign my name next to the spot, claiming my ownership for future generations to find. i did so and promptly forgot about it.

until

four years later, someone found it and decided to follow up

i honestly don’t know if i should explain it to him or just leave him hanging for the rest of his life