so i just read this *nosebleeds*

EXO react to their gf wanting to try anal sex

*dramatic anime nosebleed* o////o So, I’ll just be writing their reaction to their girlfriend wanting to try it, not actually writing the sex. If you want me to go in depth on the sex, please do send me that request. 

*As always, gifs do not belong to me. Credit where it’s due. 


Xiumin: Something tells me he would love this, more than he displays it. I still believe Minseok to be a giving partner rather than a demanding one, so anything his girlfriend wants, he’ll be attentive and diligent in fulfilling even her most libidinous desires and fantasies. His eyes would light up briefly as he approaches her with a look of satisfaction. “Mmm, my jagi…you always surprise me.” 

Originally posted by icallhimbangjamesbang

Luhan: If he agrees, it would be reluctantly. Luhan has a very traditional approach with sex, so this request would definitely catch him off guard. “Y-you want what?” he would inquire in disbelief, rubbing the back of his neck while chuckling softly, lucidly flustered at his girlfriend’s request. “I mean if you really want it..” Luhan would acquiesce softly, hands coming to rest upon her hips. 

Originally posted by ludork

Kris: Of all the members, I feel like Kris would love this the most, agreeing without a trace of vacillation. His eyes would darken with a carnal sensuality at his girlfriend’s request. “That…can be arranged,” he would mutter huskily in concurrence. This is the perfect means of sex to exert Kris’s feral dominance. Casting aside all hesitation, he would be atop of her in no time, growling lowly into her ear as his hand traverse below her waist: “you’re in for it now baobei.” 

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Suho: Omg, he would be so perplexed at this; Suho’s reaction would be congruous to Luhan’s. His face would flush over with a soft roseate hue upon hearing his girlfriend’s request. Like Luhan, Suho is rather vanilla, so this would be a strangely, pleasant astonishment. “Jagi! You never told me about this before..” Over his vanilla disposition, Suho is willing to please his girlfriend. Though he may not feel the idea initially, he’ll warm up to it eventually. This would be the perfect type of sex to release Joonmyun’s ravenous libido. 

Originally posted by junmyeonstuff

Lay: Though Yixing is the most vanilla member to me, he has a vast avidity. He would attempt to conceal his bashful expression when his girlfriend approaches him about her desire. However, Yixing’s only discontent with the idea would be the possibility of hurting her. “Baobei…wouldn’t that hurt you?” He would take it upon himself to properly ensure that his girlfriend will not feel any discomfort. 

Originally posted by xingblingmi

Baekhyun: He’ll chuckle with a mixture of bashfulness and amusement upon hearing his girlfriend’s request. He’ll quickly see the allure to his girlfriend’s desire however. Baekhyun would lower his gaze wantonly, smirking widely as he runs a hand towards her butt. “Babe that’s so…naughty~” Giving her butt a light, playful squeeze, Baek would lead her to the nearest couch, fervidly running his hand all over her most erogenous areas. “You should ask for this more often~” 

Originally posted by littlebyuns

Chen: Next to Kris, Jongdae would love this A LOT. No second thoughts, no reluctance would be traced towards Jongdae the second his girlfriend brings this up to him. A wry smirk would manifest upon his features as he chuckles lowly, eyebrows raised. “Mm, that’s hot babe. Never thought you’d ask.” Promptly, he would sneakily lay a well rounded spank to his girlfriend’s ass before encircling her within a back hug. “I’m really happy you asked~”

Originally posted by sooranghaes

Chanyeol: “O-of course! Y-you want to do what?” He’s rendered evidently dumbfounded at his girlfriend’s words. Chanyeol is almost certain that she’s playing some sort of practical prank on him that entails getting a laughable reaction out of him. He’s having dreaded flashbacks to when he ended up pranking her and piecing the clues together that this is her attempt at getting back at him. Once he catches his girlfriend’s genuine drift, he’d still be stuttering for a response. “Y-you’re serious? You’re serious! Wow jagi! You’re incredible!” 

Originally posted by sugutie

D.O: He’d attempt to conceal himself coughing so suddenly at his girlfriend’s words. “You’re into this? Since when?” he’s genuinely caught off guard by this however contemplative over her words. Though this isn’t a personal kink for Kyungsoo, I think he’d still be relatively enticed (as I’ve mentioned he has a lustful side along with his romantic side) Something tells me Kyungsoo would love this mostly due to the dominating role he’d be given. 

Originally posted by sehuntiful

Tao: He’d giggle uncontrollably upon registering his girlfriend’s words, beginning to prod at her cheeks playfully. “Well that’s different baobei~ What have you been watching to come up with that?!” Tao would be most comical in this instance with his girlfriend. But the mood will shift quickly as his gaze darkens and his hands begin to wander his girlfriend’s body cheekily. “So….should we arrange something?” 

Originally posted by shinylightblue

Kai: Surprisingly, Jongin would be the most bashful of all the members in this scenario. His face would flush over soft roseate hues at his girlfriend’s request, while he places a hand at the back of his neck, coughing awkwardly into a fist. “W-what gave you that idea?” Genuinely inquisitive as to her reasoning, he would listen to her pensively with a widened smirk to accompany his expression. “It’s not a bad idea jagi,” he’d murmur softly before running a hand down her face. 

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Sehun: He’d do well in masking the initial befuddlement when asked about the matter. Allowing the thought to register properly with Sehun, he would slowly adjust to the idea; becoming gradually enticed by his girlfriend’s request. “Well, we both wanted to try new things,” he would accede while eyeing her fervidly, becoming increasingly anxious to start with her.  

Originally posted by fy-sexo-exo

Requests will be open soon my loves. Thank you for your patience and understanding… <3


The Hei Briskeby fairytale. Plot-line & Analysis (please help me out)

First, I am sorry, this is a bit long but please hang on… Okay, so I have read the two fairytales the boys translates in Hei Briskeby. Since I’m Danish, I didn’t read them as a child. But I was like, wait a minute.. I’ve read this before?.. The twelve wild ducks is a total rip-off of  H.C. Andersen The wild swans… Wtf Norway? You can’t just steal our fairytales.


I found the 12 wild ducks most interesting for analysis. So let me just break the plot down for you.

There is a queen. She has 12 sons. One day she gets a nosebleed that drips down in the white snow, which makes her realize how much she misses a princess. An ogress comes by, and says she can give her a princess, if she is willing to sacrifice her 12 sons. The queen agrees, and her 12 sons will become wild ducks at her daughter’s christening.

Just before the princess’s christening, the queen gets all of her children a silver spoon. The pinces transform and fly away as wild ducks.

The princess grow up, but she was often sad and mournful, and no one knew why. One day the queen was sad too because she had many strange thoughts when she thought of her sons. She asks the princes why she’s sad. If there is anything she wants, she can have it. The princess says she miss having siblings, and the queen tells her she once had 12 sons, but she gave them all up to have her.

The Princess felt really bad and the queen cried a lot about it. It made the princess feel so guilty, that she leaves the castle to find her brothers.

She finds the princes’ home, that is empty. There is 12 of everything incl. their silver spoon, so she knows it’s their home. She goes to sleep in one of their beds.

At nighttime, the princes return as ducks, and transforms into princes for the night. They see the princess’s spoon in their home and wants to kill her, because they find her guilty of their suffering. But the youngest prince objects. If anyone is guilty, it is the queen. She should be killed. They search for the princess, and find her in the bed. The oldest prince again wants to kill her, but she begs for mercy and says she will do anything.

They tell her to make all of them cloths of thistle, and while she does this she cannot speak… This takes quite a while. When she is almost done, and goes to collect her last badge on the field, a king comes by. He finds her nice, and wants to marry her. Since she cannot speak, she cannot object (you know the drill). So, he takes her home to the castle. The old queen (stepmom to the king) becomes jealous of the princess, and says she’s a witch. The king doesn’t care.

The princess gives birth to a son. In her sleep the old queen kills him and pour some blood on the princess’s lips. She accuses her of eating her son. The king gives her a second chance. She gives birth to a new son, and the same happens. She then gives birth to a daughter, and it happens again. The king then gives in, and they want to burn her as a witch.

They put her on the fire, and wants to burn the almost done cloths she has made for her brothers as well. But before they lit the fire, the 12 duck princes come, and take the clothes from the fire. They put it on, and turns into princes (one of them still has a wing, because the shirt wasn’t fully done). They tell her to speak up, now that the curse is cured. And she tells the king about the old queen killing their children. They kill the old queen and go home.

This was the short version of the fairytale, but you got the plot and all its characters.

So what does it mean? What is the symbolism?  The first part of the story, made me have no doubt, but then everything became a bit confusing, so I’m not so sure anymore. The first thing to notice is of course the nose bleeding queen. Even is of course the first you think of, hence the trailer. The queen sacrifices the princes, because she misses a princess. First thing that comes to mind, Even misses an Isak, and sacrifices the princes for that – The princes are the Bakka boys he sacrifices for his sexuality. That all seemed pretty straight forward… Then I read on. The queen is sad about missing her sons, and the princess feels so much guilt, that she go search for her brothers. This make sense too. Even missing the Bakka boys, Isak could maybe feel some guilt about it, even though we haven’t seen that yet?

But then I came to the killing part, and I was like, wow wow wow, hold up for just one second. They want to kill Isak? But then Even, and then Isak again? No no, I don’t like that!!… But then I read on, and then I became really confused on how the second half could be analyzed to fit in with SKAM. The King, the evil queen. The silent princess. Does the character paring even make sense anymore? All of a sudden it all made more sense with Even being the silent princess… But what about Sana? Does she fit in to any of this?… It is literally midnight now, and I can’t think anymore… But pleeease please give me your thought? Does any of this make sense to you. Do you see something I don’t see?

anonymous asked:

Tag some of your favorite blogs and why? I hate seeing all this hate that is going around in the community

I feel you, bro

@marvelous-fvcks *heart eyes* Mi wifey! Everything she does is brilliant, tore my heart to pieces and put it back again, her imagination knows no bounds. So pretty she could be a model for artists. 

@mellifluous-melodramas Little wife, poet, fighter, amazing writer, funniest gal, listens to me bitch and make weird sexual innuendos, gives all her love to Logan but still manages to find some time for her wives. 

@mcuimxgine Little bunny, cutest person ever, I just want to hug her 24/7, she’s a great writer and a theatre girl, I think she also plays an instrument (see she’s so talented!) My heart aches for Hannah ♥ 

@barnesndnobles Real life Steve Rogers! She’s a freaking encyclopedia, remembers everything, the best musician ever and will fight for you. 100% recommend!

@sebseyesandbuckysthighs Gosh! She’s the sweetest person on this damn website and a fantastic writer (Love is For Children and All my Friends are Heathens are masterpieces…) She’s out of this world!

@just-some-drabbles I don’t know them much, they’re amazing and incredibly talented. I want to binge-read their master list, but I’m also afraid I’ll read it too fast. DILEMMA!! also *coughs* firefighter!Bucky *coughs*

@ursulaismymiddlename Mama of the cutest Steve ever, her mythology!Aus are just mind blowing, a daily ray of sunshine!

@buckysbackpackbuckle Her love for Tony fuels me, Heart on the Line is sooooo good it gave me a nosebleed, she’s the kindest but she takes no bullshit

@buckyywiththegoodhair She’s such a positive person, always so kind and sweet, her writing is wonderful, has the face of an angel and hair better than Bucky

@avengerofyourheart Writing goals (btw I’m going to spam you soon. I need to read In the Arms of Justice), a true and kind person, we need more people like her…

@abovethesmokestacks​ She was already killing me with fluff and angst aka Oh, How We’ve Grown but now she writes smut too… well,I’m dead. 

And of course there’s also @winterboobaer a beauty and a sweetheart, @callamint one talented gal! @lancefuckrr a sunshine and a great writer (she’ll be famous one day, just you wait and see) @lenavonschweetz I will never be over Show me Love 

anonymous asked:

hi nissi how are u??? so i saw that you recommend a while ago some jikook smut fics and i was wondering if u could recommend some vmin ones ???? and btw i love the latest fic you posted, so good!!!!

ahhhh thank you !! these are just gna be rated m and up vmins that i read recently
call it magic, call it true by pjmin
the sweetest poison by namakemono
- getting started by dallianceee
- you heart’s too big for your body by untested_waters
inspiration by mintyoongee
- if the sea carries me away by pinkbts
i can’t live if i lose you by tjkm96
- acid cement | pablo honey, is this desire? by nonheather
nosebleed summer by gangbang
call me (whenever you want me) by anonymous
- wolf like me by sterekvibes
queen sized by taehyunngi
- common good by chihiro
war of pheromone by maknaeline
- come up for air by lissome

anonymous asked:

fics with a love triangle? preferably tae centred! thanks (also i did go through ur love triangle tag, there just wasn't enough 😋😭)

Ok so theres like two more asks just like this so I’m only gonna answer this one :)

flashing lights (you’ve got me faded) by bonnia [jikook/vmin/yoonmin, E, 24k, ongoing]

Time and Fallen Leaves by Jinsengg [jikook/vmin, G, 5k -also this one is mine and I have it on good authority it will make ur heart hurt]

Training Wheels by jeonify [jikook/taekook, G, 5k]

love is 4 walls by fatal (cumrich) [jikook/yoonkook, G, 3k]

riverbed by gangbang [Yoonmin/minjoon, E, 5k]

Leapfrog by GinForInk [jikook, T, 4k]

nosebleed summer by gangbang [jikook/vmin, M, 10k]

 if u read these and cried then just know I am not to blame- admin talia :*

anonymous asked:

a book where a guy fucks a peach????????????


- ‘An effortless and unaffected erudition; a brutal, rigorous mastery of language… This is an elegy, a celebration, a meditation on the truth of passion that is nuanced and universal.’ – Francesca Segal, Observer

- ‘Brave, acute, elated, naked, brutal, tender, humane and beautiful… Open the cover and let Aciman pull the pin from the grenade.’ – Nicole Krauss, author of The History of Love

- ‘An exceptionally beautiful book… A first novel that abounds in moments of emotional abandon… As much a story of paradise found as it is of paradise lost… Exquisite… Extraordinary.’ – Stacey D'Erasmo, New York Times

- ‘Few novels since Proust’s In Search of Lost Time are this adept at capturing the nuances of human emotion.’ – Diana Fuss, New York Magazine

- ‘Superb… The beauty of Aciman’s writing and the purity of his passions should place this extraordinary first novel within the canon of great romantic love stories for everyone.’ – Charles Kaiser, The Washington Post


tl;dr yes he fucks a peach

anonymous asked:

Girl Filipino ka pala, mag-Tagalog na tayo. Nosebleed na ako. HAHAHA. Jokes aside, I just wanted to tell you how much I love your blog. I also loved your fanfic, "Laced with Your Unconscious". I'm a die hard shipper of Becca x MC and am so happy I got to read somethig so well-written and fluid. Keep doing what you do, and keep this blog running because you're awesome. Alright, that's enough blabber from me 😅

Yes! Pinoy na Pinoy. 😊 Thanks for the kind words! Happy you enjoyed the Becca x MC fanfic. Funny enough the recent requests have been a lot of Becca x MC! 😊 Haven’t had time to write or go on tumblr much but I’ll definitely keep that sexy duo in mind next time I feel like writing NSFW. 😉

anonymous asked:

Okay but what happens when Warren finds out Nathan is dead,,, I need the feels

In Life is Strange, Max couldn’t rewind her powers above a certain point, because it was too far in the past. I feel like Warren, too, has this same dilemma.
I also think Nathan knew this.
He leaves in the middle of the night, while Warren is sleeping. There’s absolutely no way Warren can rewind /that/ far.
… And Nathan knows this.
So, the the next morning, Nathan’s not there. He was with Warren yesterday, but now…?
… That’s when Warren sees the letter.
‘Okay, Warren. Let’s not freak out yet… He could’ve gotten… Breakfast or something…’
He reads the letter and can’t do anything but scream when he sees it.
He’s just… Screaming and crying.
He brings his hand up to try and reverse time, but it won’t go back that far. However, that doesn’t stop him from trying to reverse…
And again.
And again.
He’s crying and screaming- there’s blood everywhere from rewinding so much, and causing a nosebleed.
But he can’t just… Stop.
He needs to at least /try/.
I think Max and Warren can feel when each other shift time.
Max is sitting with Chloe in her room and just feels all these shifts continually happening. Warren isn’t stopping at all.
And I feel that Max just… Knows.
Nathan is gone.

Okay you know what makes me so mad?

When in fanfictions or fanarts they leave out Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita. They are as much part of the Karasuno team as the others and imo they don’t get enough credit. They work just as hard as the others and Kinoshita learns the jump float serve just so he could fight too and Narita got subbed when Kags got the nosebleed and they swapped Hinata with him and the fandom still doesn’t give them enough credit, or at least I don’t see it enough (tho I read my fair share of fics) and yes I know that they aren’t “"main characters”“ but #givetherestofthesecondyearsmorecredit2017

The dumbest thing I've ever read about tall girls vs short girls

Most people with common sense know that anything along the lines of “___ girls vs ___ girls” is ridiculous. Except for this article I found. I got it off of this site called “Bellapetite” which is a website for short women. It’s much like “Simplytallgirls” or at least I thought until I found the article “ Petite girls vs Amazons.”

It starts off with this angry woman (at least she seems angry) bashing tall girls and going on about how incredibly attractive short women are. If you have to put down someone else, that’s a common indicator that you’re insecure. So if you’re a short woman, I would not advise reading this article. I’m not even going to put a link to it because it’s just so sad that people are actually spending their time putting other people down online. However, I will put a small paragraph of what they said:

What I’m saying Amazon ladies is this – although, yes, it’s true that“we” (petites) can wear the sexiest, highest of high-heels and lookdamn good doing so (without getting a nosebleed), that our “tall man” can throw us up against the wall or toss us around in bed, in a moment of passion (…umm, without breaking through the wall, or the bed for that matter), that as a petite women, we can climb up our manfrom bottom to top and allow him to enjoy every second of it (withouthim worrying he’s going to get crushed in the process), and thatduring such a “trip,” we petites get to know what it feels like making that “climb” (and that it is, eh-hem…well worth it!), you shouldn’tassume with petite women that just because we can do these things,we do them on purpose or to “steal” your tall men (although, I can see why you all get your panties in a bundle thinking about the fun, sexy things we get to do as petite women)”

Oh please, lady. Get over yourself! Who writes this bullshit? Men may prefer short girls sometimes, but they don’t like insecure women who feel the need to put others down. 

Then she says “After all, tiger prefer petite meat!” MEN GO FOR WHATEVER THEY WANT.

And to finish everything off, she concludes with “Men who like tall women have a fetish." 

It’s people like this that really make me concerned for humanity…

anonymous asked:

I am a smart, educated and cultured woman yet I cannot begin to find words in any of the three languages I fluently speak to express how your fics make me feel. As I sit here with a nosebleed and brain damage after attempting to compose a sentence that accurately expresses how well written, well paced, well developed and well delivered your stories are I have accepted the fact that I am ultimately, as the kids like to say, shook. Good day Shanna. Good day.

This message. Falskdfjas honestly, I’m floored. I keep looking at this message and trying to respond but - I’m just too overwhelmed? LOL I’m so, so happy you are here reading and want to truly thank you for this heartfelt feedback. Thank you very much! I, too, am shooketh

Originally posted by jimiyoong

thesparrowfliessouthforships  asked:

Hey Dragon! I know we haven't spoken in a while, but I've read what this anon has been sending you, and honestly, they were overreacting to your post about your nosebleed, and really, who has nothing better to do than harrass someone about a nosebleed and then turn it into saying you should go kill yourself? Come on, anon, where the hell is your mind at? That won't hurt Dragon. She's so much stronger than that. Why are you following/keeping up with her feed if you don't like her? Just block her❤

I know that hate anons just love to overreact or make things a bigger deal.

But really;

Originally posted by heyimaphander


“The 17th Oki Naomi no Ii Otoko Matsuri” (Part 1)

Video credits: tamakase9

So, with both Ryo-kun and Shuuto-kun on the same show, there’s bound to be epic levels of adorableness, and they certainly do not disappoint. xD My personal highlights:

1. Shuuto-kun is asked what he likes best about Ryo-kun, and is there anything about Ryo-kun that he wants Ryo-kun to change (btw, even before we move into the question, Naomi-san comments on their relationship during the backstage of Hakuoki Myu, and she said, “They are honestly like brothers. And, they are very lovey-dovey ("icha icha”).“ :P).

Naomi-san: You must give your comments… For the Matsuda fans. I heard that you’ve even imitated his hairstyle?

Shuuto-kun: Haha! Yeah, I did my hair [like him]…

Shuuto-kun: Matsuda, if there is one thing I like about him, it’s that.

Naomi-san: Which part?

Shuuto-kun: His face.

Naomi-san: Ah, his face.

Shuuto-kun: Yes, yes.

Naomi-san: That I understand. He has a nice face, doesn’t he?

Shuuto-kun: That face… I think he is the Number 1 best looking guy in Japan.

Naomi-san: How do I put it… It’s [his face is] like a sculpture’s.

Shuuto-kun: It’s amazing.

Naomi-san: He’s only become manlier.

Shuuto-kun: I can’t compare.

Naomi-san: No, no, Miyazaki-kun is good looking too.

Shuuto-kun: The dressing room is fun… Being surrounded by handsome guys.

Naomi-san: Right?

Shuuto-kun: It’s like… [By the way] I’m not a homo!

Naomi-san: Yes, it’s like a compilation of art. If you came to the dressing room, you’d definitely get a nosebleed.

Shuuto-kun: Yes, yes.

Naomi-san: And, on the verge of a nosebleed, I move forward. Then, the part of him you would like him to change? Is there any?

Shuuto-kun: There’s none.

Naomi-san: None?

Shuuto-kun: I think he’s just fine the way he is.

Naomi-san: He’s really serious, isn’t he?

Shuuto-kun: He’s serious or he’s just breezing through [life], I don’t know…

Naomi-san: Everytime I read Matsuda-kun’s blog, I always think, [he’s] ‘the serious type’ to the point of wanting to tsukkomi him.

Everything about this is just LOL! They both sound so serious discussing the prettiness of Ryo-kun’s face xDDDDD

2. Shuuto-kun being cutely embarrassed after his "confession”. Kawaii~!!!

3. Also, it’s interesting to note that Shuuto-kun initially wanted to be a kindergarten teacher (mostly because he loves children ♥), and he even went to an open campus to study for it, but it was a very girl-dominated scene and he didn’t have a single guy friend, and he felt like he couldn’t do it. He had known that his basketball senior had become an actor, and since he admired him, he thought it would be nice if he could one day meet with that senior, and that’s the reason why Shuuto-kun eventually entered the entertainment business.

4. OMGGGGGG~ How cute are these people? When they began Hakuouki, they weren’t yet at the age where they could drink beer, so they kanpai-ed using Calpis (which is a Japanese uncarbonated soft drink) xDDDDD

5. Then, we move on to Ryo-kun, who, from the very beginning is very, very Ryo-kun… xDDDDDD That is a highlight in itself actually. LOL!

6. Since Shuuto-kun was questioned about Ryo-kun, it is only fair that Ryo-kun is asked about Shuuto-kun in return, so… xD

Ryo-kun: If I really had to say something, it would be his face.

Naomi-san: Did you match your answers?

Ryo-kun: Um…

Naomi-san: You didn’t match your answers?

Ryo-kun: Yeah, we matched our answers. Well, if I really have to say it, other than his face, there is nothing else I like about him.

Naomi-san: Eh~? I don’t think that’s true at all… And, the part of him you would like him to change?

Ryo-kun: The part of him I want him to change… If I had to answer honestly, there is nothing really. He is a really nice guy. And, I know I said “other than that there’s nothing I like”, well… I actually like everything about him.

Ryo-kun, you are horrible~ Lololololol! This is probably why I love him so much… Ryo-kun is the type that you naturally want to tease (as proven by how he is constantly teased by his co-stars xDDDD), but he can also be very witty and sarcastic, and he has a deadpan sense of humour; the gap between those sides of him is just dfghklkjhgfdfgh ♥ On top of that, he can also be disarmingly honest and very sincere, and it’s an all round mixture that is incredibly endearing. xD

7. Speaking of the type that people like to tease, it immediately moves on to Naomi-san teasing Ryo-kun about the contents of his blog (which includes stories of his grandparents etc.), and Ryo-kun is just like, “Please, don’t mention that here!” LOLLLLL! He gets even more embarrassed though when Naomi-san describes him as a “good boy”, someone who has “a beautiful heart” and someone who is “very passionate” (that is a literal translation of what she said xD).

8. And, it really doesn’t stop there. LOL! First, Naomi-san makes him do an “impression” (“monomane”), and he does one of Ikko-san (a famous variety entertainer). When asking him about the type of girl he likes, he attempts to describe her personality (which amounts to, “I like a girl who is naturally herself.” Ryo-kun, you are adorable~), and Naomi-san’s just like, “I get that. Now, what about her physical appearance?” ROFL! They then both get side-tracked to Ryo-kun’s cooking capabilities (at the time, he was into making dumplings) xDDDD before moving back to the actual topic. It gets even more comical because it becomes something like,

Naomi-san: So, do you like a girl with small eyes, big eyes…?

Ryo-kun: If I had to say it… Both are fine.

Naomi-san: How about hairstyle? Long hair, short hair, semi-long hair…?

Ryo-kun: I like a girl who’s bald.


9. Then, Ryo-kun tries to run away when Naomi-san makes him do a “proposal” (this is his second time participating, so since he did a “confession” before she decided to change things up a bit xD). Ryo-kun gets embarrassed to the point where he actually takes his coat off because his body temperature has risen so much! ROFL!

10. As she reads out his upcoming projects, she comments on how busy Ryo-kun is and asks him, “What would you like to do if you got a day off?” To, which Ryo-kun replies, “I’d laze around at home.” Which led to this little conversation,

Naomi-san: Wouldn’t it be nice to go over? It’s something that we’d imagine…

Ryo-kun: Anytime.

Naomi-san: Truly? I’d force feed you natto [Note: Ryo-kun hates natto xDDDD]

Ryo-kun: In that case, seriously, no.


I think what I love most about this is that Naomi-san is clearly very, very fond of Ryo-kun. She teases him playfully but also compliments him honestly, and there is a very lovely rapport between them that makes it fun to watch. ♥

There is a Part 2 to this, but I’ll end my post here for now because OMG, look at all that rambling~ xDDDD If anyone is interested in Part 2, just follow the link and there’s a video entitled, “第17回 沖直実のいい男祭り 初夏の陣 (第2部)”. I’ll also provide the link in the next part of my fangirl rambles~ xDDDDD

anonymous asked:

Can you recommend me kaisoo FICs where kyunsoo is a teacher and Kai is a bad teenager nc-17

On the verge of being yours [not rly a badteenager!kai] 

Fiery Hot [this one too]

And Finally… [tcher!jongin,student!soo] 

In Session [DIS HAWT]

Of Impulses and Rational Judgments [not nc17 but IS RLY CUTE AND SWEET] 

sorry anonnie most of those arent rly exactly what you wanted i tried OTL but here are some of my fav fics which is like 99.999999% smut 

All Yours [daddy kink and age gap is gold] 

My Love,My Lord [so adorable gave me diabetes the AU is perfect the love making too]

Cafe [fuck yes maid soo im patiently waiting] 

The Kid Is Alright [all time fav] 

string me up (and tear me down) [jongin with a huge D yehet] 

Toy [big love for this]

Fucked [soo in skirt and panties all needy NOSEBLEED]

Office Hours [soo comes from just jongin fingering him and they did it in the office omgggg] 

Bend Me Over (kriskaisoo) [my first ever threesome fic and slut!soo is irresistable. usually i dont like to read kaisoo having sex with other ppl but this is an exception okay cos somehow some part of u ships krisoo]

and finally some fics that admin n(senpai HAHA<3) from kaisooficrec recced to me and i loved it!! 

also friendly reminder pls login to AFF cos the website automatically censor the naughty words even if ‘you are 18’ 

afterjenny  asked:

Vee! I just saw your tags about HL getting handsy backstage and so I can't not share! Last night I was v cheeky and was sat (so that I could sit with other rainbow directioners) in a seat which was meant to be covered because it's so far back you can see offstage. Anyway, I could see glimpses of the steps leading them down to their little toilet just behind the stage. And they would often stop and chat for a few seconds to the crew people there. Anyway at one point both H and L were offstage.

L was on the steps talking to crew and H was coming up, I presume from the toilet. And as H passed L I swear to go he did a thing! Like, he kind of wiggled his hand, as if he was making a tickling gesture into Louis’ chest and it looked jokey. I couldn’t see either of their faces but just the body language was so cute. Cute is the only word. I can’t think what else it could be. It didn’t look like a serious gesture or anything that’d accompany words. It looked like touching for the sake of it! Anyway, just wanted to share because it’s not enough of a thing to make an actual post of but it was one of the best parts of the show for me!! Just goes to show that “Limited View” seating isn’t necessarily quite so limited after all.


Okay, this is seriously cute and reading it gave me total flashbacks to what I saw at my very first 1D show in 2013

I was sitting high in the nosebleed section, nearly level with the stage. Because of the angle of my seat, I could see some of backstage, specifically the area under the floating platform, which drops to a lower level than the actual stage and leads to the entrance of their five trapdoors. I can’t remember which song it was, but after they first descended on their individual platforms (Harry on the middle, Louis on the one furthest from me) I saw Louis appear in that under-stage gap, level with his trapdoor. The other three boys ran straight past, but Louis walked to the middle, waited until Harry emerged from his trapdoor and they walked backstage together.

To anyone who doesn’t believe in Larry Stylinson, this might not seem like a big deal, but it certainly begs the question, if they interact as soon as they think they can’t be seen, why are they invisible to each other on stage??

Those sappy, handsy bastards, I bet they’re glued to each other’s sides while they’re backstage. 

lucidrush  asked:

I got a fan mail asking to write more Punk! Soul and Hipster!Maka so I'm passing that on to you since you actually wrote it.

funny you say that, because i actually wrote a send part to it last night for scur haha, so i’ll just post that. it’s literally fluff so (and long)

            “Help me make the muffins. Papa went off to work.”

            “But you make the breakfast, we decided that.”

            “Then I guess I’m getting all the muffins.”

Keep reading

Things That Will Cross Your Mind While (After idek) Reading Blood of Olympus