so i hunted them down

Definitive Ranking of the Planets

Saturn: so great, just look at those v sexy rings

Venus: literally everything about venus is the most hardcore

Neptune: shy but stately, has some nice rings going for it as well

Mercury: knows what it wants, went and got it (the sun, it wants the sun)

Earth: pretty okay, but this life thing is kind of weird, too much water

Jupiter: calm down with the moons dude, also stop trying so hard (looking at you great red spot)

Mars: fuck that guy

Uranus: in desperate need of rebranding, do not recommend

(Note: pluto is still not a planet and if anyone suggests otherwise I will personally hunt them down and fight them)

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to let her breathe. // 

If I hear one more person say how it’s not fair we got a centric episode because we get so much screen time, I WILL hunt them down and I WILL fight them. 🙄🙄 6 episodes with out a single second and 2 without one of them at all. And this is not the first time this has happened. So over it.

Keep You Safe (Part 3)

Characters: Alpha! Sam, Alpha Dean, Beta! Cas, Omega! Reader

A/N. This is an A/B/O fic. Standard A/B/O warnings apply.  I am using Kittenofdoomage’s A/B/O Universe rules. This is my first attempt at telling a story in the first person so bear with me.

There is smut coming, I swear! I’m building up to it!


“I’m sure you have questions about what happened back there.” Sam said to me.

Not as many as you would think. I thought to myself. “Can we go back to your place and talk?  I asked.

“Sure, we can do that.” Dean replied.

I didn’t say much on the drive back.  I was still trying to decide if I could trust these guys.  Not trusting people had kept me alive so far, so I wasn’t in a big hurry to give that up. When we got back to the motel, I sat down on one of the beds, and Dean handed me a beer. I took a long pull. “Thanks.” I said gratefully.

Dean stared at me. “I gotta say, your taking this all pretty calmly.”

I looked him square in the face. “I know that guy you knifed was a demon.  So was the douchebag who hurt me at the bar. You probably knifed him too.  That’s why I was bloody.”

Sam and Dean wore identical expressions of surprise. “What are you?” Sam finally asked.

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//In other news:
- I have a meeting with one of the counselors at my college. I’m good friends with her too, so I know she’ll be helpful and will do whatever she can to help me get in contact with the people I need. The meeting is on Monday, as that was her earliest available time slot.
-I’m about 75% certain that there is an attorney in my family, so I’m going to hunt them down.
-I’m still on campus early, and have two hours until my class starts

anonymous asked:

I know you're busy but I have a Donald pierce X reader I would love to read and I know you Gould write it perfectly.... how about one where you are a mutant and you and Donald grew up together and fell in love. Then one day you were taken in by Charles but Donald thought mutants killed you so that's why he hunts them down

Hey dear, I’m a little busy, but don’t worry, I can always make time for you guys. Thank you so much for this request I enjoyed writing it. You can find it here, I really hope you’ll like it.

Masterlist

Bloodlust - Part 3

Word Count: 3136

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Language, Injury

Tagging: @letsgetoutalive@aprofoundbondwithdean@spnfanficpond@pb-5minutefanfiction@faith-in-dean@blacktithe7@supernotnatural2005@paolathedragonichuntress@nothingeverdies@thegirlwiththeimpala@queen-of-the-unbroken-hearts@abaddonewithya@deans-cherry-pie1@lilyoflothlorien@holywaterbucketchallenge@nanie5@fandommaniacx@dreamer-lover-laughter@a-girl-who-loves-disney@jodyri@novaevelenekim@carrielc32@starlingfalls@whatdoesntbreakyoumakesyou2k12@jotink78 @klizbeth
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Series Rewrite Masterlist


“Dean, maybe we’ve got to rethink this hunt.” Sam said. Dean looked completely confused.

“What are you talking about? Where were you two?” Dean questioned.

“In the nest.” Sam admitted.

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anonymous asked:

Any bucky x reader fic recs?? :D

Okay here we go. These are some of my favorite series that I’ve read. If you want drabble/one-shot recommendations lemme know what you’re in the mood for (angst, smut, fluff) so I can hunt them all down! I started to put those into this post but the list was getting waaaaayyyy too long lol

Captive by buckysglow

Helpless & Satisfied by buckyywiththegoodhair

A Lesson In Love by buckyywiththegoodhair

Catch Me by buckyywiththegoodhair

Untouched by avasparks

Authority Issues by avasparks

I Hate My Job by beccaanne814-blog

By Royal Decree by bovaria

Do Me a Favor by bovaria

Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner by buckysbackpackbuckle

Part Of Your World by ghostbuchanan

7 years ago someone posted and tagged me in the photo on the left. They shared that photo today, and I instantly knew I needed to show myself how far I’ve come. Over the past 3 years, I’ve not held on to many of my plus size clothes, but I know those pants (and now I realize that shirt) were too dear for me to ever part with. So I hunted them down and put them on! They’re too big that I can’t even wear them without them falling down. I’m not so thin that I can fit in an entire pant leg yet, but I’ll get there one day. 😏

Desert Island Fenhawke Fics

I wanted to start gathering my official (yet always maleable) rec list for the fics that I’ve really loved. I decided to start off with my “desert island fics” the ones that I have and will reread again and again. If you haven’t read them already, please do. And definitely reach out to tell the authors you loved their work. I can guarantee they would love to hear from you.

Coffee, Black by black_ink_tide

The be all end all of coffee shop AUs. I seriously want to hunt this person down so I can hug them and ask permission to change the names and publish this as an actual book. I read it three times in a row during a rough time in my life and this book saved me in so many ways. It’s gorgeous and funny and the characters are so very much themselves while fitting so perfectly into our world. Original, creative, beautiful, heart-warming, tear-enducing. I want a hard copy so I can highlight passages and dog-ear the pages. That’s how much I love this fic.

Follow up by reading their Espresso Shots
A companion collection of vignettes. Fenris’s perspective this time and just as gorgeous.

You’ll Remember Me (When the West Wind Moves) by FoxNonny

You will never listen to that song the same way again after reading this fic. It will break your fucking heart and you will love it all the same. I rarely read super sad fics, but this one was so beautifully wrought that I could not stop reading it and cried my way to the very last page. I carried the impact of this story around for days after. Part of me will never be the same again.

These Fragments I Have Shored Against My Ruins by The_Real_Fenris

This story goes places you will not be expecting. Wonderful writing and an amazingly well-crafted Inquisitor are key elements in a fic that changed my view of Fenris, Hawke, and the meaning of love and loss in some very interesting ways.

The Longer Journey by BoneyardGracie

A collection of shorts featuring a sweet, autistic, but still very much in-character Hawke who falls in love with Fenris, throws himself too enthusiastically into the face of battle, and does his best to keep from being utterly overwhelmed by the world. You owe it to yourself to meet Tybalt Hawke.

What Time Has Given Us by FoxNonny

Because apparently I like to let FoxNonny try to kill me. Breaks your heart, but at least it’s a short this time. I’ll bring the tissues.

I try to picture me without you (but I can’t) by canistakahari

Hawke’s in trouble, Fenris seeks a healer, but that’s just the well-crafted frame. The meat of this story is the lovingly detailed character study of these two men in love intertwined with how they got that way. A short to leave you on a happier note.

Bonus: Desert Island Author

@kaerwrites Her stuff is under her my-writing tag. I’ve read all of it. Not a clunker in the bunch. Swift bits of fluff and beauty and heartbreak in wonderfully bite-sized chunks.