Dating Alex Standall would include...
Anonymous: hi, I really liked your ‘dating zach would include’ thing and I was wondering if you can do something similiar with alex :)💗
- Alex was murmuring some sort of internet-meme joke when Justin made a fool of himself in class, and no one heard it except you, which was why you bursted out laughing – causing everyone to look at you oddly.
- Alex thought this was cute though, since not many people understand his humour, sarcastic and sassy.
- One day during class, he gets picked on for a maths question, to save his embarrassment of not knowing the question, you answer it for him, so he waits outside after class for you to finish asking the teacher a homework question just to say thanks for saving his ass.
“ You really saved my life in there, me and math are clearly not a match made in heaven.”
- You offering to tutor him but he turns it down bc poor Alex is too awkward at first.
- He finally gives in, and your friendship blossoms from there.
- AWKWARD ALEX TRYING TO PRETEND LIKE HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING BUT YOU KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH AND ALWAYS HELP WITH WHATEVER IT IS HE’S STRUGGLING WITH.
- You catch him staring at you in class and he plays it off by ‘dropping’ his pen on the floor or faking a massive cough fit.
(This is how I personally deal with awkward situations LMAO)
- Everyone being suspicious on how he was acting towards you.
“I have to cancel our study session today, I’ve got a date – well hopefully I do.”
“Who’s the lucky girl, Standall?”
“I was actually hoping it’d be you…”
FKN SWEETHEART I CAN IMAGINE HIM SAYING THIS AND PLAYING WITH HIS JACKET SLEEVE AND STARING ON THE GROUND IT’S SO CUTE
- Sending each other SO MANY memes. And I mean SPAMMING LEVEL.
- Poor Alex getting teased so much when you guys became official. Mainly because the boys were not used to Alex talking to girls.
- A lot of the guys try to flirt with you to piss Alex off for fun, but their tactics don’t work on you – bc Alex is an angel and you’re so grateful to be his girlfriend.
“They’re idiots, don’t worry about them,” he says, before putting his arm around your shoulder and walking away.
- Alex needs to vent A LOT, because he keeps a lot of his emotions inside, and being the kind hearted person that you are, you’re always there to listen.
- When either of you are sad, it’s an automatic call for a cuddle session, usually on the couch, usually with pizza delivery and usually with a massive fluffy blanket.
“Wow you seem like you love that blanket more than me. Why are you snuggling it and leaving ME, it feels like the north pole over here!”
- *The type of person that says horror movies don’t scare them but starts shaking 10 minutes in.*
- HE EATS AND PRETENDS TO LEAN IN FOR A KISS, ONLY TO BLOW HIS FOOD BREATH AT YOUR FACE
- You being the first person to ever see him cry, and the sight of him in such despair broke you heart.
- However, even though it’s you, he still has trouble with confiding his thoughts with you. Especially when he thought that you’d be sick and tired of what he thought, was a whiny attitude.
- You and Alex would never have fights, unless it was about him keeping things from you; him not wanting you to be upset or think badly of him, or leave him for his insecurities.
- You’d have to reinforce it to him SO MANY times, but don’t worry, he’s improving.
- You guys pull strengths from each other – in other words, he completes you and you make him feel the same. Alex doesn’t really have anyone to rely on, to trust, to love, but that changed when he met you. But this also means that he is extremely scared of losing you.
“I love you, you know that right?”
“Yes Alex, and I love you too!”
“Please don’t ever leave me, I know I’m not perfe-”
“ALEX STANDALL. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, I LOVE YOU”
- ALWAYS asking for your opinion about EVERYTHING. Clothes. Studying. Life. Name it.
- He’s always texting you in the middle of class whenever you guys have different subjects, 99.8% of the time it’s bitching about how boring school is, or how annoying everyone is or that he’s counting down the minutes until he gets to see you.
- SARCASM ON SARCASM ON SARCASM. THIS BOY’S MIDDLE NAME MIGHT AS WELL BEEN SARCASM.
- You getting slightly scraped when you fell to the ground trying to separate his fight with Montgomery in the carpark.
- When he saw the cut on your elbow, he could have thrown Mr Porter into Montgomery’s Jeep and try to beat the shit out of Monte but he didn’t want to leave you hurt and by yourself.
- As much as you love Alex, he is incredibly stubborn and will refuse to believe that he is ever wrong, until you start ignoring him and that’s when it finally makes sense to him.
- Forehead kisses bc even though you’ve been dating for a while, the bOY IS STILL AWKWARD AF SOMETIMES so he just goes for the forehead, he finds it affectionate and adorable. (Plus he wants to smell your hair bc it’s always a nice flowery scent)- weird but very true
- Resting his head on your shoulder, or lying on your lap, explaining to you his dilemma of dorky things.
“ I don’t know whether I should read the Harry Potter series again, or watch the movies AND THEN read the books!” He says frustratedly.
“Why should it matter, goodness you’re such a geek!”
“I’m a cute one though.”
“I’d have to agree on that.”
FEEL FREE TO REQUEST ME ABOUT ANYTHING: I can do any character in 13 Reasons Why!
Note: Yes, the main message of 13 Reasons Why was to raise awareness for mental illness, peer pressure, rape and suicide, and how it can affect the lives of not only the victim, but those around them.
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