so i guess i ship them now

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Today I found out that as a fanartist I was probably given too much power

(14/2 is Yamagata’s birthday and 15/2 is Kinoshita’s and I was drawing them for it and then I wondered)

LET’S BE FRIENDS

anonymous asked:

On a scale of 1 to 10 how likely do you think is the possibility of Sheith being canon? - Sincerely, a very distraught Sheith shipper who doesn't know whether she should trust the overwhelming staff support for Sheith as something more or just bait.

oh i think theres a good chance actually! i wouldnt believe that if not for 1 korrasami and 2 the staff already voicing that lgbt representation is something important to them that they’d like to add. sheith has a lot of backing from staff, both the writers and vas. and its nice to see that, even with some fans demanding that staff stop “withholding information” and outright writing callout posts about even the showrunner and episode directors for supporting shieth, that they haven’t stopped. there seems to be this general sentiment that the staff owes those kinds of fans something when?? its the writers’ story not theirs? and im glad they’ve made it clear that they aren’t willing to compromise decisions they’ve already made in the writing to suit what’s popular (see: “space mom” allura). 

so anyway: what’s done is done. and from what we have, i think season 2 basically establishes two potential love interests for keith: Shiro and allura. both are kinda unpopular with a lot of the fandom, but based on character interactions so far theyre the two that make the most sense to me. so anyway, i think that sheith has just as good a shot as kallura, which fans are already recognizing as something possibly romantic. There’s a bunch of parallels in their interactions i really like: 

  • shiro and allura are both represented as opposite sides of the scale in reaction to keith’s galra reveal. or, on a scale of allura to shiro, how well do you handle keith being galra after youve gotten close to him?
  • they both hug keith goodbye in this private moment to see him off before a dangerous mission. these scenes also both relate to keith being galra—shiro showing his support immediately after bom, and allura apologizing for her (quite understandable) reaction
  • both ships have an episode where they’re separated from the team and get a lot of one on one character development—see arc of traujeer  and across the universe/blade of marmora 
  • keith is the one who reassures both shiro and allura that the team needs them–who would open wormholes? and Nothing is gonna happen 

so anyway, in terms of which pairing i think is most likely, its either of those two, and id be happy with either ;;    but some other things shieth has going for it: 

  • its the ship i can most easily see being lgbt representation 
  • they already have an established backstory, one that we havent even explored yet, and we know whatever happened it was monumental enough that keith says shiro literally changed his life 
  • shiro is the person keith most desperately wants to see. out of everyone, lying there dying on the floor, the person he wants is shiro. whether you see it as platonic or romantic, its obvious that 1 keith loves him and 2 shiro is the most important person in his life. he doesnt even stay for his dad, but he does chase after the fake shiro
  • seems like theyre fated to keep getting separated and then reuniting, i dunno that seems pretty fairytale to me 
  • keith’s intro scene being his rescue of shiro. right when we first meet keith, we automatically associate him with shiro 
  • shiro wants keith to pilot black, and they already both share a mental link with her 
  • keith’s first and last lines right now are both “Shiro”
  • shiro seeing keith’s hallucinations in bom is, to me, the most deeply interpersonal, intimate scene in the entire series. its one thing to talk to another character about your feelings, but its another to be right there with them in their head. shiro saw a part of him that i dont think anyone else ever will 
  • i talked about this in my hug post a bit but while keith kinda represents this galra side of shiro (he’s the right arm of voltron and shiro’s right arm is also galra) it seems like shiro represents keith’s humanity. keith is humanized by his compassion and vulnerability with shiro. shiro is basically shown to be the one thing tying keith to earth–his family was gone, and he really had no other friends. he was lost without the garrison. after shiro was taken he had nothing left. he’s one of the only paladins who never expresses being homesick. Whatever good memories he had of earth, im guessing shiro was a big part of them. and shiro is the one there when keith finds out he’s galra, is the first one to reassure him. 
  • they mirror each other in a lot of their scenes 
  • seems to get a lot of staff support 

anyway i think it has a pretty fair shot, but that’s just my take on it. as for queer baiting in general, im already seeing people talk about that, but like…we’re 24 or so episodes into a 78 confirmed episode series. major ships aren’t gonna be cannon for a while now, so i think its best to wait a little and give some more time for relationships to develop. korrasami wasnt even a thing until the very end. and while i dont think that will be the case here, i think we just need to give it a little more time. id like to believe theyre sincere about lgbt representation, and would rather them take their time to develop it properly than get something just thrown together and feel like my identity was just reduced to a stereotype 

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My future husband says whaaaaat hahaha :’D

SORRY NOT SORRY, you guys wanted more D.VA and Lucio ship so I DID IT hahaha

This joke was too perfect not be done, I even woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it on my iPad so that I didn’t forget about it the next day LOL

Since this ship is now kinda popular I guess it should have a name. I always called them Frog & Rabbit (like Tiger & Rabbit) but someone on Know Your Meme suggested we call this “Bunnyribbit” and I think it’s kinda cute. What do you think? :)

I hope you like this! :D

Art © Blueem

Overwatch © Blizzard

Me + Fanfic over the years
  • 2009: oh look, fanfiction. So I'll just read it for this one ship in this one fandom
  • 2010: okay well I've got more ships and fandoms now so I'll just read everything that's not an au
  • 2011: aus are fine, I love aus, give me all of them as long as they're straight, because I'm not gay haha
  • 2012: gay. Super gay. I am really the gayest. Give me all the gay. Just no angst.
  • 2013: Lives, breathes and bleeds angst. I am a being fueled entirely by angst. As long as there's no main character death make it as angsty as possible
  • 2014: I particularly like the one where this guy dies because then everyone is especially sad. I guess my line now is just no ot3s..? Like only monogomy??
  • 2015: Fuck love triangles everyone is dating everyone it's all solved, you get an ot3 and you get an ot4. Look I'll ship whatever. Just no real people cause that's weird haha
  • 2016: Here's my super angsty gay ot6 RPF with 3 AUs and major character death, It's 10k of just the bullet point ideas and only 2k has actually been written in paragraphs RIP me

anonymous asked:

hey just wondering but what kinda keith + lance blog is this? like, is it going to end up with klance or is it just going to stick to canon/an interpretation of canon or will it stay away from ships altogether? thanks!

glad you asked! :D 

i recommend going to the “about” page which gives a brief sypnosis about the blog. Simply put, i had a lot of really random/funny ideas of them interacting, i just really love their dynamic. i made this blog because man, i love this show. i had a lot of drawing ideas so im here to share my own take of keith and lance. here they are. here comes the Cool Kids

im generally not much of a shipper… and my interpretation of them is pretty different than from what everything ive seen, but thats just me. I’ll just do my own interpretation of these characters with everyone as one big platonic family, because you can never go wrong with that!!! i guess i was so overwhelmed with so much lovey dovey stuff that i wanted to make my own take of them, featuring more of my surreal taste of humor. I prefer them as casual badass space range partners doing really weird things so I made this …full of memes and emo angst. this is still pretty different from canon bc i think keith and lance are still more geared towards rivalry than in this blog

Because of how.. intimidating the voltron fandom is.. i think it’s best for me to stay away from ships altogether. for now. Voltron has little romance to begin with. Man I’d love it if they made klance canon, though I think the chances of any ship being canon is pretty slim (at least right now) because there’s so much outside forces that the characters have to prioritize first, but of course, I could always be wrong. 

i do ship them but not to the magnitude of a lot of people in the fandom. Then again, I literally don’t ship anyone else in this show.  If klance indeed does become canon, I am TOTALLY putting it into the blog but it will mostly stay similar, except they’ll hold hands or whatever. i dont mind getting any shippy asks, i actually have a lot of fun answering them! expect some answers soon

SO I rewrote the scene with Jaal when Ryder dies on the Kett ship trying to escape the stasis field because. Well. I feel like, since that was well into their relationship, he would have had more of a response than “well i guess it was nice knowing u.”

Here you go, it’s not terribly long but I’m putting it under a cut anyway!!!

Keep reading

sayabenz  asked:

Hey there! Since I'm currently "sick" , can I have a sick!fic ?

So I sure hope you feel better considering it’s been a week since you sent this…but apparently you’re contagious bc guess who’s sick now 

also 

i assume you meant andreil? bc i (as of late) write mostly andreil? if not just shoot me another ask with which ship you were referring to and i’ll write them too lol 

Edit : it’s been a month, neither of us is sick, Andrew’s been sick for a month in my drafts, I’m sorry. 


He couldn’t breathe. 

His nose was congested and his throat burned and his chest ached.

He was miserable. 

“Neil” His voice came out sounding nothing like it usually did. He sneezed, groping around the bedside table for the box of tissues. He sneezed again. Pause. And twice more for good measure. “Ugh…”

“You called?” Came Neil’s voice from where he was leaning against the doorjamb of their room. 

“I’m dying. Do something.” Came the raspy reply.

Neil smiled, drama queen. “Soup sound good?”   

Andrew didn’t answer but for shuddering once, and sinking further into his mountain of pillows. 

Neil let out a short laugh and made his way to the kitchen. It wasn’t even 10 minutes later that he heard a faint, “Neil…” come from their room. 

Neil furrowed his brow, that was weaker than a few minutes ago. 

“’Drew?” 

Andrew was shivering. 

“Damn.” 

Uncontrollable muscle spasms never felt good, and they looked even worse. Neil made his way to Andrew’s side. He pulled the sheets farther up over Andrew and placed a hand on his shoulder blade. 

“…dying. Do something…” 

“There’s not much I can do, ‘Drew. I’m making you that soup, just hold on.” 

Neil left a second time, this time Andrew didn’t call him back. 

When Neil walked back in with a mug full of chicken soup, the comforter had been thrown on the floor and a window was cracked open. 

Neil raise a brow, “It’s 20º out.” 

“It’s hot.” 

Neil sighed, he handed Andrew the mug and placed the back of his hand against Andrew’s forehead. “…and that’s a fever.” 

“Fuck off, I don’t get fevers.” 

“You said the same thing when I said you were sick, dumbass.” Neil smiled at his stubborn (read: idiotic) boyfriend.

“That’s because I don’t.” 

Neil sighed, “Sure thing.”

“Don’t mock me.” 

Neil smiled wider, “I’m gonna run to the store and get some medicine. Don’t do anything stupid.”

“How can I, you’re taking all the stupid with you.” 

Neil barked a laugh, “Prove it by not doing anything stupid, then.” 

Andrew lifted a finger at Neil, “I will kiss you.” He threatened. 

Neil grinned, his nose scrunching, “Bring it on, babe.” 

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Please see Laffy’s drawing. It is coincidence that Saboala son and ZoSan daughter are both wearing blue in this drawing. It means nothing. …………..OR DOES IT.

Okay, some One Piece babies/children “headcanons” incoming.

  • It’s still unclear whether or not Law and Luffy are going to have a second child. Law argues it’s impossible to determine that the second child is going to be a boy but Luffy argues that he’s decided. DECIDED!
  • Laffy doesn’t properly understand the concept of babies. Although she does know how babies are made (male sperm, female egg cell and all that jazz), she doesn’t quite process the fact that she can’t have a tiger-fox hybrid baby brother because according to Papa, “Torao can make centaurs if he wanted to”. 
  • As for the grandpa thing, Corazon is Cora-ya and Shanks is Aka-ya because Akagami Shanks and that name is just too fricken long. Garp is Grandpa. Sengoku is Grandpa. Dragon is Dranpa because Sabo’s son mashed up Grandpa and Dragon. The name stuck and Laffy started calling him that, too.
  • Laffy can draw. Her parents says so. End of story.
  • I was discussing with @iamaxiezze​ about ZoSan daughter and we were talking about naming her Matcha, Mochi or Miwa. Matcha is green tea. Mochi is a sweet japanese rice cake and is also a fricken character in Monster Rancher, which now makes me hesitant. Miwa, on the other hand, is written with the kanji of “Three” and “Harmony”. A combination of “THREE” and “HARMONY” results to a cute baby. I am trying to make a very clever explanation/analogy/joke here. Please say you understand. Anyway, I haven’t decided yet. Please let me know you’re thoughts. GIVE ME A FRENCH NAME PLEASE
  • Saboala daughter would be Yuka because YUKA-lyptus. You can basically hear Sabo’s pride in the distance coz he thought of it and Koala’s like “He wrote it on the birth certificate when I was asleep”. Hi @nurmuzdalifah
  • Saboala’s son, I’m not entirely sure but he’d be Joie, which is basically an alternate spelling for joey coz baby koala. IDK, I’ve run out of options.
  • Franky wanted to name their daughter Pliers. Robin wants to name her Lilith. We’ll keep you posted. 
  • Frobin daughter says “WICKED!” instead of “SUPER!”
  • I don’t know what Shanks and Mihawk’s kids names are.
  • ZoSan daughter has absolute loyalty to “her captain”, Laffy, which she mostly picked up from both her parents. She sometimes tends to overdo it in the sense that she vows to slice everyone and everything that doesn’t agree with her captain. The peanut butter jar that won’t open, for instance, did not escape the wrath of her blades. 
  • Zoro tends to be overy dramatic when discussing issues of pride and loyalty and manliness to his daughter that Sanji feels like he needs to balance it by trying to tell her what a lady is like. So that resulted to a well-mannered fighter (unless Sabo’s son is involved. I’ll get to that later.). “I am aware that young ladies are expected to be prim and proper but you, sir, have been acting like a despicable donkey’s behind. I’m afraid I will have to slice you. Please do not fret. The sharpness of my knives should alleviate most of the pain.” 
  • Shanks and Mihawk’s twins were genetically made. Once upon a time, someone tried to beat the Germa by mass-producing soldiers with the genes of the best swordsmen in the world. Both swordsmen find out about this, destroy the lab and all of the research but the prototype babies were there already so Shanks goes “LOL so I guess we have kids now LOLOLOLOL LET’S DRINK” (GUYS I DO NOT EVEN SHIP THESE TWO)
  • Mihawk’s daughter wields the largest sword of them all.
  • Mihawk’s son wields dual blades.
  • ZoSan daughter has some sort of rivalry with Shanks and Mihawk’s twins. She fights them with knives.
  • Shanks Mihawk twins have a god damn high tolerance to wine and alcohol. Why they are allowed to drink, no one knows.
  • Laffy thinks Mihawk’s daughter’s sword and her insane ability to wield it is one of the most amazing things on the planet and god damn if ZoSan daughter didn’t ask uncle franky to make her the largest cleaver on the face of the earth. “I need to live up to my captain’s expectations!!!!” 
  • Laffy has a crush on Dracule Mihawk. Mihawk’s son has a crush on Laffy. Law is reminded of what helplessness feels like.
  • Saboala son is the sane one and tries to be the futile voice of reason among the chaos that is Laffy, her whims, and her vice-captain. He tries to save what he can but he finds prevention is next to impossible while clean-up is inevitable. He doesn’t know why he still tries.
  • Saboala son bickers with ZoSan daughter much like how Zoro and Sanji behave and that causes Zoro and Sanji some sort of discomfort that they could not explain. Luffy thinks it’s funny. 
  • ZoSan daughter calls Saboala son “Pretty Boy” or “School Boy” as an insult. He calls her “Curly Skirts” much to her parents’ horror. They still do not understand where this fear is coming from. At one point, Zoro wonders about cutting the boy just to see if that does something. Koala lost her shit. That had been a fun day.
  • Saboala son is the only person that does not receive well-mannered treatment from ZoSan daughter.
  • Laffy’s mastery of haki is superb. Silvers Rayleigh + Monkey D. Garp and I just….. I just CAN’T. She also has insane stamina. While she mostly fights using kicks and punches, Laffy can also fight using a myriad of haki-imbued things ranging from an eggplant to a chair.
  • Only Saboala son can spar with Laffy when it comes to haki. He fights with a pipe, too, and can do those dragon claw things because why the hell not? He knows some moves from Fishman Karate but, dude. DRAGONS.
  • Saboala’s daughter can speak a wide variety of languages because she’s been exposed to them since birth. Hack spoils her and helps Koala teach her Fishman Karate.
  • Laffy’s met Doffy. Cora-san brought her down there because he’s still family after all. She was escorted by Garp, Tsuru, Sengoku, Coby, Helmeppo, Smoker, Tashigi, and Rocinante himself. When Laffy came back, the first thing she said to Law was “The weak don’t get to choose how they die!” Law was more livid than Akainu and Ace combined.
  • Speaking of Ace, he’s alive. He sneaks Laffy off the Sunny sometimes because she likes to see Pineapple Bird aka Marco. Ace is kind of jealous that his niece thinks Marco’s flames are prettier than his.

More about the One Piece Babies here.

how I end up shipping against my will

Let me tell you a story.

I do not play Overwatch.  I have never played Overwatch.  But because I’m on Tumblr I of course am aware of it, and I’ve come to have some ship preferences.

First it was Reaper76.  They sorta give me a DarkPilot vibe, and sort of a Stucky vibe.  And Jack’s a sexy silver fox, and Gabe’s pretty hot too, and well, they’re a good starter ship.

Then there was McHanzo.  Jesse’s a cutie and you know how I feel about dorky cowboys (hi Al), and while Hanzo doesn’t do much for me, he’s pretty, and the ship is quirky and cute.

Then I discovered this doofus.

Originally posted by tootsietucan

And I was like, wow he’s ugly.  But… he reminds me a lot of Little Boy from Spriggan who sorta grew on me, and then like… He’s tall and scrawny, and his hair’s on fire, and he has smiley face bombs and an Australian accent, and he’s absolutely insane and his real name is Jamison and I’ve always loved that name and… damn, I’m in love. Found a YouTube comment that sums it up well:

And of course there’s his bodyguard/buddy/partner/almost-canon boyfriend, who totally ticked absolutely none of my “sexy” boxes (except maybe for his hair):

and yet… and yet…

BLESS MY SHEET, NOW I SHIP THEM SO HARD.  I mean, there’s the size difference I guess, and age difference (I think?), but… after all my SW/TFA ships where everyone is unbearably beautiful… I guess I just needed a palate-cleansing trash ship or something.

But yeah.

Now I wanna write a Roadrat fic, but I have no ideas, and I’d probably screw it up because I’m not too familiar with the canon and…

yeah.

shipper trash sheet ghost problems.

Okay so I guess the ship Tythan is getting popular right now and I think that’s great because I ship it myself but I saw a post about how “Tythan will probably be the new Septiplier” and it kind of pissed me off because like. When it comes to Septiplier the fans got way too crazy (no offense to them, I ship it too) and Mark and Jack got involved and it just kind of ruined the whole thing for everyone. But if we’re more careful this time, we can make sure that the same thing doesn’t happen to Tythan. I don’t know about Tyler since I’m not on Twitter or Instagram, but I know that Ethan has openly said that being shipped with his friends makes him uncomfortable and he has also said that he’s straight and we just really shouldn’t force it on either of them. Like, we can have as much fun with it as we want, but we shouldn’t put it on their main tags or anything like that, because they could see it and it could cause severe complications if they see too much. So please everyone, just be careful.

getupoffathathang  asked:

FlintWood Stop being so lame For the drabbles u ship them right?

“Stop being so lame,” Marcus complained, reaching for the glass that Oliver had just swiped from him.

“I’m being ‘lame’ because you told me to stop you after six drinks, Marcus,” his boyfriend replied, holding the firewhisky that Marcus very much wanted just out of reach.

“Sober me is stupid,” Marcus said, lunging a bit towards the tumbler in Oliver hand, failing, and collapsing onto Oliver’s lap instead. “You shouldn’t listen to him,” Marcus muttered, rubbing his cheek against Oliver’s jeans.

“Sober you says the same thing about drunk you.”

“So I’m always stupid. Big deal.” Marcus grinned up at Oliver. “You still like me anyway.”

Oliver rolled his eyes.

“Merlin knows why,” he said, but the exasperation in his voice was undercut by the affectionate smile on his lips as he took a sip of Marcus’ drink.

“No fair,” Marcus pouted, looking up at the drink with longing, but his arms were too heavy to try to grab at it again.

“Since when do you know a goddamn thing about being fair, Flint?” Oliver laughed.

“You’re just mad I’m better at Quidditch than you.”

“I might be if that was even remotely true.”

“I hate you.”

“You don’t.”

“I know.” Marcus closed his eyes, a smile on his face and Oliver’s hand stroking his hair.

Send me a ship and a sentence, I’ll write the next five (or so)

Cruise Ship

The cruise ship captain addressed his entire crew on the ship’s deck. He spoke loudly with authority.

“And one more rule,” he said. “There shall be no dating or hooking up between crew members!”

“What if we want to hook up with you, captain?” asked one person.

“That is forbidden!” said the captain.

“Aww, I think we’d really hit it off.”

“Not possible!”

“But I think we have a lot in common.”

“Like what?”

“I work on a cruise ship.”

“Wow. So do I.”

“See!”

“Wow. But no! No dating! No funny business!”

“If you say so. Guess I’ll throw away the gift I got you.”

“…gift? What…just out of curiousity…what is it?”

“Just a scarf I knitted for you. It’s in the shape of a cruise ship.”

“Really? I work on a cruise ship!” The captain felt his scarf-less neck. It was cold as fuck.

“Me too! Maybe we could get a drink some time.”

“No! No no no! No members of the crew may ever date!”

“But why, captain? What’s the worst that can happen?”

“The ship could explode.”

“If we dated the ship could explode? Do you hear how crazy you sound, captain?”

“Hmm, maybe you’re right. That is pretty severe. I guess I just had that rule passed down to me by other captains for so long that I just accepted it had to be so. You know what? Forget that rule! Members of the crew may date and hook up! Now, how about you bring that scarf and we’ll get a drink!”

The crew cheered and several of them kissed.

Then the ship blew up. Rules are rules for a reason.

So ends your cruise ship captain training.

all life is strange ship prompts

Most of these prompts I’ve basically discarded or they’ve already been written, but I have many prompt ideas so here’s small little ideas for you guys (Sorry, I’m Pricefield trash so there’s a ton of those, but please send me your story so I can read them if you do use one of these ideas please because I like reading new life is strange fanfics):

Pricefield:
- “We experimented over wine-tasting sessions as kids, but now we’re adults meeting each other for the first time in five years and oh my god is that sexual tension between us?”
- “I’m terrified of men because of something that happened in the past, and Rachel and Chloe are trying to make me feel comfortable with Warren but I’m slowly realizing that it’s not Warren that my eyes have been focused on.”
- “Warren keeps asking me to the drive-in so I asked my best friend Chloe for advice, so now we’re fake dating but I think I’m really getting used to this idea.”
- “This punk girl keeps on coming to the homeless shelter at the same time each week purchasing a shit ton of water bottles, canned chili, and loaves of bread with money that comes from God-knows-where but holy shit, she’s actually royalty whose parents are trying to keep her name under wraps.”
- “I recited one of my poems at a poetry slam about my childhood best friend, turns out she was there listening to my every word and now I’m humiliated.”
- “I dared Max to kiss me, but her nose started bleeding and I can tell she’s rewinded more than once and she just told me not to pull back because apparently, that’s what’s going to happen.”
- “Max and I are at her Seattle home, and I just discovered a treehouse her Dad built for her. I’m sorry, Ryan, I’m using this opportunity alone with your daughter to try and seduce her.”


Marshfield:
- “One of the pieces you played on the violin is something I recognized, and you anonymously (even though I know it was you) slid a tape under the door of that piece on Valentines day.”
- “It started raining on our tea date, so we ran inside the cafe with our clothes dripping wet but wow, Kate, you’re so cute with your hair pulled out of the bun.”
- “Max has been taking photos for the children’s book I’m writing and one of the photos she took was of the sunset with a sweet quote on it and I think I’m blushing.”
- “We decided to skip class, and we went to the park with Alice in the middle of the day and wow, Max’s smile is so beautiful. Am I really thinking this?”
- “After Max saved me off that rooftop, all I’ve been thinking about is how much she’s supported me over the past month and a half she’s known me and according to google, I have a crush on Max.”


Chasefield:
- “I’ve been talking to this girl online and turns out, she’s just like me and I’m starting to dig her. Turns out when I meet her, she’s one of the girls I personally resent.”
- “I ended up saving your ass from getting eaten by a crocodile while we’re camping but I still hate you. Okay, so maybe that’s not the case. What’s it to you?”
- “Even though you’re trouble, you still invited me to your celebration banquet after getting one of your photos in your parents gallery and we seem to get along just fine when we genuinely talk to each other. Wait, are you flirting with me now?”
- “We accidentally hooked up in the middle of a party involving a shit ton of alcohol and now I’m trying to figure out how to approach you about it. Turns out, you were pretty sober during the party and you weren’t exactly rejecting my advances.”
- “You were holding my arms while I rewinded to try and erase the argument we just had, but turns out my rewind power doesn’t work on you, and now you’re freaking out asking me what the fuck is going on but at least we’re on good terms now, right? I’m now this God-like person to you, and now you’re scared yet intrigued by me.”

Grahamfield:
- “So maybe the drive-in didn’t help us progress in our relationship, but we definitely managed to hook up after an experiment gone wrong.”
- “We’re graduating out of Blackwell Academy, and I didn’t expect to blush furiously and freeze onstage when you blew a kiss in my direction.”
- “I’m tutoring you in chemistry since you’re not doing too great in it, turns out there’s only one type of chemistry you’re interested in.”
- “I fell asleep in your dorm room during a movie marathon of Harry Potter, and I woke up to you staring at me affectionately and I’m 95% sure I’m drooling.”
- “You convinced me to head to Comic Con with you, but you’re the only one cosplaying while I’m taking a ton of pictures of your nerdy self. I think this side of you is kind of cute.”


Chaseprice:
- “I ended up blackmailing Victoria after she pulled some shit on my best friend Max, so now she’s willing to do anything I say. And I mean anything.”
- “It’s prom night, and since Nathan hates prom, I’m stuck with the single group of people which includes Chloe in a tux and wow is it getting hot in here?”
- “Stop bothering me by coming up to my dorm room and knocking on it. Oh wait, you’re actually dropping off flowers this time?”
- “Nathan, I know this is gonna sound weird but I think the blue haired girl I keep on seeing around Blackwell putting up those Rachel Amber posters is really hot. How do I approach her?”
- “Chloe keeps on pranking me, turns out she doesn’t know how to express her feelings towards me.”


Ambrice:
- “At the lighthouse, I was thinking about ending my life when you came up behind me and started a conversation with me about something stupid, but you fucking saved my life.”
- “We nearly got busted for smoking pot in the parking lot of a restaurant, but it’s okay because we were making out the majority of the time so that’s partly why I didn’t notice.”
- “After getting really high together, both of us almost got hit by a car when we realized it was parked and now we’re making out against said car.”
- “We’re at a party together playing truth or dare and someone just dared me to kiss you but wow, that’s not going to be the first time I’m going to kiss you.”
- “Both of us end up in Los Angeles, and I’m not sure what is going on but I think you’ve been more touchy-feely this trip than throughout our entire friendship.”


Caulscott (Max/Nathan):

- “I’m starting to get obsessed with this version of you because you’re changing from snoopy nerd into this untouchable badass within this entire week.”
- “After you overheard of my situation with Mr. Jefferson on accident, you secretly called the police and arrested him and I’ve never felt so relieved and happy in my life.”
- “You visited me in the hospital and gave me a hug, and instead my heart is going out to you because you really do seem to care even though I give you so much shit in school.”
- “Max has been reluctantly taking care of me while I’ve been sick since Victoria can’t do it because she’s been out of town visiting family, but she’s been so sweet to me so I don’t mind the arrangement.”
- “I recognized Nathan at the aquarium spending the majority of the time with the whales, and there was this big cheesy smile on his face that immediately grabbed my attention. Now that I’m noticing it, this is my first time seeing Nathan smile…and it’s nice.”


Chasescott:
- “Victoria keeps telling me to find a girlfriend, but is she not getting the fact that I want to date her instead? Sheesh.”
- “Both of us don’t ever bring up about how we discussed marrying each other in middle school until we both got really high together and ended up talking about that.”
- “My Dad mistakes Victoria for my girlfriend, and when she vehemently denies, for some reason, I feel upset over it and correct her surprising Victoria and myself.”
- “We’re playing Laser Tag together one night but you kissed me out of nowhere in the middle of the game, and what the fuck is our relationship now? Are we best friends? Lovers?”
- “When she asked what my type was, I accidentally made it obvious that she was my type and now she’s giving me a funny look but it doesn’t seem to be a bad look either.”


Grahamscott (Nathan/Warren):
- “You were in the locker room getting dressed, and WOW I just noticed your six pack. Why am I thinking so much over this?”
- “You’ve changed from nerdy boy to hardass, and for some reason, that’s my type? I think I’m starting to get curious about you now.”
- “We ran into each other in a gay bar, and I’ve never seen both of us look so ashamed and embarrassed in my life.”
- “I ended up in the hospital due to a really bad car accident, and you were the first person I woke up to. Apparently you slept by my bedside and didn’t leave my side once.”
- “I’ve been talking to him on grindr, but he doesn’t know that I have a crush on him. Yet.”


Hellalujah (Kate/Chloe):
- “You came up to me on campus and invited me to your Church group. Instead of being interested in that, now I’m interested in you.”
- “Alice seemed to have gotten out again and it’s raining, but the only person whose around to help is me. You’ve been coming over everyday after school after discovering I’m sick because of that to make me soup and cheer me up whoops did I mention I’m starting to have feelings for you?”
- “You’re the type of person I want to be: Free to make any decision I want, and finally I’m given that opportunity when you and I decide to smoke weed together in private and now I’m feeling pretty good about everything and you.”
- “I’m in cultural anthropology and we’re in a heated discussion about opposites attracting, yet you’re telling me they don’t but I’m going to prove to you they do.”


Amberpricefield:
- “Chloe tried to make Max breakfast since it’s her birthday and Chloe totally fucked up and burnt all the food so now we’re eating burnt toast but it’s whatever, we love Chloe anyway.”
- “I just walked in on Chloe and Rachel hooking up which got awkward really fast, and I told them to continue and I guess I joined in.”
- “We’re roadtripping but Chloe gets lost and we end up staying the night in a cabin since we’re nearby a campsite when I confess that I’ve never been kissed and both girls end up fighting over kissing me.”
- “We’re at a Halsey concert and they’re playing our song whenever both of us realize how Max is more than ready for the mosh pit.”


Pricemarshfield:

- “We decided to go food shopping, and Chloe keeps on throwing junk food into the basket but Kate keeps on putting the junk food back in when Max isn’t looking.”
- “Both me and Max come out to Kate about our relationship when she admits that she’s always been a little bicurious herself. A joke about that quickly turns serious.”
- “I just took down Kate’s viral video by going into Victoria’s youtube account, and turns out after watching it, Kate kissed a wasted Chloe. But Kate ends up being so relieved she kisses me too? So now she’s held responsible for both of us.”
- “Max brought us to the zoo and she’s torn between me wanting to see the insect exhibit and Kate wanting to stay where she is because Kate really dislikes insects so Max decides to compensate for the entire party by coming up with an idea all of us will enjoy.”


Bonus:
Frank-N-Beans:

- “As a kid, I used to hate beans but whatever these beans are, they’ve gotten me addicted to beans and now my nickname is Frank-N-Beans.”



I HATE when people attack you because you ship a male and a female who are friends accusing you of not believing in m/f platonic relationships. DUDE, NO. What the fuck? If I ship one thing it doesn’t mean I don’t like m/f friendships in general. Yes, I ship Bamon but for example I wanted Caroline and Stefan to remain platonic. Never shipped Lucas/Haley, loved the friendship. Never shipped Buffy with Xander or Veronica with Wallace. Liked their friendships. But guess what? I kind of like the idea of Meredith and Alex together even if they are totally platonic now. If people ship something it means they see something in their ship. It means their heart tells them that these two people could be perfect for each other. Is that SO hard to understand? So yes you might not see it but don’t be an asshole and judge how a person feel about some kind of relationships in life just based on who they ship in ONE show.

Okay, so I saw power rangers again (for the fourth time), and I was keeping track of how many times “significant eye contact” happened for both TrinixKimberly and JasonxKimberly.  I tried to be as unbiased as possible, and added a lot of little moments on both sides.

I came out with the exact same number (40) for both.  Now I could have missed one or two on both sides, but I was trying to be pretty thorough.  This also includes adding extra points for “extra emotional” eye contact moments or longer scenes.  So like, for the scene in Jason’s bedroom, I gave them 4 points.  For the cafe scene with Trini and Kim, I gave 2 points.  And 2 points for the moment when Kim and Jason reach towards each other when they’re all about to die.  

So I guess what I’m trying to say is, I know that Jason and Kim were the ship the narrative was trying to push, but it’s actually just as likely that Trini and Kim could end up together

Keep the Hitter Honest

Rating: T

Relationships: Anders/Male Hawke

Warnings: none!

Summary: Garrett - ever the holiday lover - is looking forward to spending Valentine’s Day with his boyfriend…or he would be, if Anders hadn’t forgotten about it. 

Part of my Caught Looking world. Takes place 3 years after the main story. 

I promised Valentine’s fluff for these two, so here it is!

Edit: Read on AO3


“Please don’t make me go to work,” Garrett moaned, burying his face in Anders’ hair.

“Hand me your phone, I’ll quit for you.”

Anders couldn’t see him, but he could feel Garrett grinning against his head. No matter how many times they had this discussion and Anders assured him he didn’t need to work, Garrett refused to quit.

“I can’t deprive the world of my beautiful buns,” Garrett sighed dramatically, rolling onto his stomach. Anders took the opportunity to reach out and squeeze his now prominently displayed bare ass.

“No one should taste them but me.”

Garrett had the nerve to look scandalized, swatting Anders’ hand away.

“I meant my cinnamon buns, thank you,” he scoffed. “But I’ll let Bodahn know you think we should use my ass as an advertising tool.”

Anders snorted, giving his boyfriend a small shove.

“You need to get up, Mr. Advertising Tool, or you’re going to be late.”

“But I don’t wanna,” Garrett groaned again, hiding his face in his pillow. When he didn’t move after a few moments Anders yawned and made himself more comfortable, assuming the conversation was done.

“Did you have any plans for tomorrow?”

Anders peeked a sleepy eye open to see Garrett now looking at him expectantly.

“No?” Anders replied, frowning. “Should I?”

Hurt briefly flickered across Garrett’s face but then he shrugged, trying to look nonchalant.

“I mean, it’s Valentine’s Day, so I didn’t know…”

Anders sighed as he rolled onto his back, covering his face with his arm.

“Fuck.”

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The OTP Tag

Unpopular Ship That You Ship: BlackIce (Jack Frost + Pitch Black)

Don’t ask why, because I have literally no idea. I saw it one day on my dash, and I just couldn’t not. You know? 

OTP That You Didn’t Ship At First, But Now You Do: Sabriel (Sam Winchester + Gabriel)

It started off as me just reading Destiel that had side-Sabriel and I didn’t mind, but I didn’t ship it either. But, then, of course, I fell into a hole and now I do ship it lowkey. (Sam is so tall wtf)

Most Hated OTP (NOTP): Megstiel (Meg Masters + Castiel)

No. Just. No. I physically can’t. I emotionally can’t. I am unable to even. I just. No. Absolutely not. It’s just weird okay. An angel and a demon. That made me so uncomfortable the whole time. I’m so sorry to anyone who actually ships this, I don’t mean to be mean. 

An OTP That Took Way Too Long To Get Together: BB and/or Semperance (Temperance Brennan + Seeley Booth)

Omg. Literally took until the season six finale for them to get together. It was literally hell. I couldn’t believe it took them that long. Jeez. But then they got married and had a kid, so I guess that makes up for it. All I really want to say is: FINALLY.

Favorite Non-Canon OTP: Sterek (Stiles Stilinski + Derek Hale)

I hate to say it, but as of right now, Sterek is non-canon and will probably stay that way. BUT, if you follow me, you know how much I LOVE them together. Ugh. I can’t. They are so great. I had to include two gifs. Forgive me. I love them too much.

Favorite BROTP: Sciles (Scott McCall + Stiles Stilinski)

Literally, the Ultimate Bros™. Love these nerds. Rocky paths, but it’ll all be okay in the end. Or, as Ed Sheeran would say Se enioma enko ye, bibia be ye ye.

A Popular OTP That No Matter How Hard You Try, You Just Can’t Ship It: Joeck (Joe Sugg + Jack Maynard)

I honestly have tried, you guys. I promise. I don’t know if Joeck is even that popular, but I just can’t. My Jaspar heart won’t let me. How do you even pronounce Joeck??? Anyway, I will admit that they are cute.

Favorite LGBTQ+ Ship: Johnlock (Sherlock Holmes + John Watson)

Like, yeah. This one was obvious for me. Even though Johnlock isn’t canon (yet), I love their relationship. I fully support the theories of Gay Sherlock and Bisexual John. Hell yes. Sign me the fuck up. I have high hopes (who am I kidding) for a possible series 5 if Mofftiss can make their minds up. No shade. No. That was a lie.

All-Time Favorite OTP: Larry Stylinson (Harry Styles + Louis Tomlinson)

Okay. Listen. Larry will always have a special place in my heart because it was the first ship I EVER HAD. How crazy is that? I certainly can’t believe it. I haven’t been an active part in the 1D fandom for a while thanks to all the shit that’s been happening since 2015 started. But. I will always ship Larry, no matter what. Larry is real. End Babygate. This one will also have two gifs, and I’m not sorry.

Like. Literally. Just kiss.

Anyway, i encourage all who want to partake in this fun thing to do so. :) I got the tag idea from @cutemarmaid.