so i don't need that shit

that moment when you start to wonder if maybe you’re on the aro spectrum but you also know you’ve only attempted dating like three people and that’s hardly enough of an idea

Now whoever is giving Michael and Lindsay shit over the sex reveal can fUCKING STOP IT

*things that will either cause me to cheer loudly or shrivel up with acute second-hand embarrassment* 

  • Bedelia and Will starting a sentence at the same time and one of them having to back down 
  • Bedelia executing the most clinically brutal couples-therapy drag of him and Hannibal 
  • possibly whilst also off her tits on drugs or poison
  • Will seeing the dress Hannibal chose 
  • Hannibal doing the goo-goo eyes at Will and Bedelia’s right frickin’ there
  • Will self-consciously eating the food while Hannibal is avidly watching him, and knowing he’s watching him, but that Bedelia is also watching him, and also watching Hannibal watch him (after that line about Hannibal feeling a stab of hunger for him!!!) 
  • Bedelia mentioning things that Will told her in confidence during therapy 
    • Will trying to sass her back and succeeding
    • Will trying to sass her back and failing 
    • Will either failing to conceal or openly indulging his inner jealous!bitch and Hannibal being almost obscenely gratified 
    • Bedelia repeatedly mentioning Will’s Grieving Widow
    • Bedelia mentioning that crush Hannibal told him Will had on Alana 
    • JUST. HANNIBAL. AND BEDELIA. AND WILL. 
    • THE THREE SMARTEST, BITCHIEST COOKIES. 
    • IN THE SAME ROOM.
    1036. Lily and James' first time was in the Room of Requirement. They didn't mean to spend the night there and didn't even know the room existed until then- it just happened. When they came back to the dorm they found banners that said "it’s about bloody time" and all their friends clapping. Sirius even came and shook their hands. Lily didn't know where to bury herself but James enjoyed every second. He felt like he just won but not at Quidditch- he won something much more important, Lily.
    The party part 13/?

    I fucking miss Lost Girl. That show may have been a hot smoldering ass mess more than half the time but in so many ways and in so many critical aspects of representation, it gave me exactly what I wanted -needed-to see on television. I’m craving those elements now that it’s gone. It did leave a void. I miss you, Bo Dennis.

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    i’m mad. i’m angry. i’m upset. i’m pissed

    (alternatively titled: in a not so shocking turn of events, dwts lets me down yet again)

    this show is so fucking predictable and i’m so tired

    (disclaimer: this is a long rant about this show and james and sharna and how they should have won so if you were rooting for laurie and val or you know this will anger you, i wouldn’t read this) 

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    welp I’ve got a new apartment lined up with an amazing view of a beautiful town in coastal oregon so I guess this moving/new job thing is really happening 😶

    anyone else noticed the trend here on tumblr of worshipping certain famous women for like a couple months and there being serious hype for them and then like a month later everyone’s ripping into them and talking about how much they hate them

    some asshat: anti johnlock people are homophobic
    me, a person who knows aromanticism and asexuality exist: why are you in my living room

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     Percy NO 

    Bonus Annabeth

    for @sameirah, I’m your (back-up) @pjosecretsanta2016!

    I’m so so so so so sorry for being so late but shit happend (I also had to rush this drawing because APPARENTLY my computer is broken and needs to be fixed)

    I’m sorry, you’ve been unlucky :(

    But anyway I wish you a very happy meow new year!

    Special thanks to @percycalypso​ who beared with me

    • looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: james
    • looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: kara
    • looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: maggie
    • looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: alex
    • the sinnamon roll™: mon-el

    magnus knowing his precise worth will never not be my favorite thing like just imagine him studying his nails while the clave is trying to talk to him and they’re so exasperated he isn’t listening but they need him for this mission. until at last one of them abruptly names an acceptably large sum of money and finally magnus looks up to pay attention.

    (and ofc alec is at the back the whole time looking faintly amused. the others look to him for help. alec shrugs. it’s not his problem if his boyfriend doesn’t like them.)

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    All right, I’m gonna go ahead and call pre-boarding for all Zabvronians with elite status. Ah… Oh. No, wait. That’s… that’s only me. Suck it, coach trash.

    Sooooo,

    Why has no one written a fic yet about how Theo is the only one who remembers Stiles? And thinks it’s completely ridiculous that no one else remembers him also??? Because come on, “Why wouldn’t I remember Stiles?”!!!!! Theo straight up told Stiles he came back for him and like now he’s the only one who remembers him and he’s so shocked the others so easily forgot!