so i did a thing

so I’ve been watching my brother play uncharted 4 (finished it today!!!) and I just wanted to make a little log of all the things he says while playing bc they’re so funny:

  • (while going through a tight squeeze) “shimee shimee shimee shimee SCOOT SCOOT”
  • (walking in wet areas) *singing* my socks are wet and soggyyyyy
  • (sliding down) *straight up starts chanting the lord’s prayer in urdu*
  • “mish, I have 3 bullets and am full of fear”
  • “I. AM. ROCKET. MAN”

things I am looking forward to seeing in broadchurch s3: hardy scowling and complaining with his head down, striding across the picturesque dorset countryside while ellie trots at his heels with a big smile on her face, teasing her tall grumpy friend as she tries to keep up with his massive strides and unfairly long legs

been drawing a lot of my special boy lately !!!

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september 2016 vs february 2017

Okay so I know that Voltron Season 2 just came out but what I really need for season 3 is Keith and Lance talking about Galra Keith.

Keith: Ya know Lance with how much you hate me I’m surprised that you didn’t freak out more when you found out I was part Galra.

Lance: First of all I don’t hate you and second I know how you feel

Keith: ???

Lance: When I came out to my family as bi a couple years ago some of them had a hard time accepting it. I felt like I was alone. So I promised myself that if I was ever told something like that, that I wouldn’t freak out. No one deserves to be alone

Keith: Wow Lance that’s actually very… wait did you say you were bi?

Lance: Yeah, I mean look at me. It would be unfair to not let both genders experience this hotness

Naruto RP Mission Starters

Rank D. Finding someone’s lost/run-away pet.

Rank D. Carrying and distributing water/food/supplies around workers/farmers and giving first-aid help if needed.

Rank D. Taking a violent dog for a walk.

Rank D. Taking care of a garden.

Rank D. Taking care for on old person.

Rank D. Baby-sitting/kids watching.

Rank D. Helping duties at a temple.

Rank D. Gathering herbs.

Rank D. Gathering food/water supply.

Rank D. Delivering mail inside the village or nearby places (within the land).

C rank. Delivering mail in a long distance or to another country.

C rank. Escorting a single person from x to y. Protection from bandits.

C rank. Catching a wild animal that’s destroying supplies/scaring people/attacking people/attacking livestock/a run-away ninja animal.

C rank. Guard duty in the village for a day.

C rank. Guard duty at the gates of the village.

C rank. Be a squad leader for a day to a 3-man academy students team.

C rank. Carrying out a drill.

C rank. Being a teacher at the academy for a day.

B rank. Espionage.

B rank. Investigation.

B rank. Tracking someone down.

B rank. Taking out a single person/ninja.

B rank. Guarding/transporting a group of people.

B rank. The village is under attack. Secure villagers to safety.

B rank. Head of security for a big event.

B rank. Delivering an important message where something more valuable is at stake.

B rank. Catching bandits or minor shinobi/hunting down lesser missing-nin.

B rank. Transporting a dangerous criminal to a prison.

B rank. Guarding a scroll with secret/forbidden techniques.

A rank. Leading a platoon to assault an enemy force.

A rank. Engaging enemy forces/ambushing enemy forces.

A rank. Infiltrating an enemy village in order to gather information for the long-run or shortly in order to get hands on something valuable.

A rank. Stealing a horbidden technique/weapon/treasure.

A rank. Eliminating an important/authoritative/famous/VIP figure.

A rank. Guarding an important/authoritative/famous/VIP figure.

A rank. Hunting down a notorious missing-nin.

A rank. Gather information on a dangerous subject that should remain in secracy.

S rank. Wiping out a whole organisation/mass murder.

S rank. Destroying a village.

S rank. Taking out an S-class criminal.

S rank. Disposing of an authoritative shinobi (examples: kage, village hero, someone of great value to a village)

S rank. Bounty-hunting.

S rank. Designing a forbidden technique in secrecy for a village to use against other villages.

S rank. Hunting down bijuu.

  • anti: takes over October, kills jack, says it's our fault, scare master
  • me: <3
  • dark: doesn't let you finish your ice cream
  • me: too far man, too far