so i can't put her head on there i:

  • [Lauren opens the door to reveal Camila with a turkey over her head]
  • Lauren: Nice try.
  • Camila: Wait, wait, wait! [she puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey]
  • Lauren: Look, Camila…
  • Camila: Look! [she puts a big, yellow pair of sunglasses on the bird]
  • Lauren: This is not going to work.
  • Camila: I bet this will work! [she starts dancing and Lauren cracks up]
  • Lauren: You are so great! I love you!
  • [Camila stops suddenly and turns around slowly]
  • Camila: What?
  • Lauren: Nothing! I said, I said "You're so great" and then I just, I just stopped talking!
  • Camila: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
  • Lauren: No I didn't!
  • Camila: Yes, you did!
  • Lauren: No I didn't!
  • Camila: You love me!
  • Lauren: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
  • [Dinah walks in and sees Camila. She freaks out and runs back into the hallway, screaming]

 reasons to love shadow moon

  • does coin tricks for small children
  • gives back money wednesday stole from the waitress bc it was the right thing to do
  • talks to cats
  • goes to see girl he might be into, sees her with her girlfriend, gives her the flowers anyway but runs away so she doesn’t even see
  • literally so many coin tricks
  • like *gets kidnapped and put into a dark room by two men* *decides to do coin tricks*
  • all this shit is happening to him and he’s literally just rolling with it
  • held wednesday’s vigil bc he didn’t want it to be anyone else :(((
  • gives money to a girl and her dog and tells her to buy dog food
  • loves his wife despite all this gotdam nonsense
  • decides by his own accord to go get his head smashed in with a hammer bc he promised a guy over chess that he would

The only thing I have to do is be happy with myself - and I am! I want to be able to eat a burger without someone having their say about my figure. I’m not particularly dainty by nature and don’t plan to starve myself to change that. Girls should accept themselves the way they are. And others need to be more accepting of us too - we deserve more respect! I like myself the way I’m and would never starve in order to look the way others expect me to. There will always be people who criticize me, and I’m a very sensitive person, but I have learnt to care less about what people think. In the past year I’ve become far more confident and now I’m happier and more relaxed than I’ve ever been! 

if zootopia had a gag reel
  • Flash: ...9...
  • Judy: THD03.
  • Flash: ...T...
  • Judy: HD03.
  • Flash: ...H... *his gadget crashes*
  • Judy: *groans* I need more coffee for this scene...
  • -----
  • Gideon: Baa, baa, whaddya gonna do, cry?
  • Judy: Hey! You heard-- *her police cap slips completely over her head and she trips and falls over*
  • Gideon: ...Y'all, we'd better help her out before she actually does cry.
  • ----
  • *shortly after Mr. Manchas started going feral*
  • Judy: ...Mr. Manchas...?
  • *they open the door, finding that his tail was caught between his floorboards and he was desperately trying to get it out*
  • Mr. Manchas: ...It happened again, I know!
  • Nick: ...I don't know what I expected.
  • ------
  • Nick: ...Carrots. You saved my life.
  • Judy: Well, that's what we do at ZPD--EEEEEYAGH--
  • *they start falling, but the vines had been long enough that they were cocooned and still hit the ground with a loud thud*
  • Bogo: *rushes towards them* That--wasn't part of your act, right?
  • Nick: *visibly dazed* I'm seeing quick brown foxes jumping over rabbits...
  • -----
  • Nick: *starts petting Bellwether's head* So fluffy-- *accidentally rips off a huge chunk of her wool*
  • Bellwether: ...Still typing here. Totally not noticing you just did that.
  • ----
  • Bogo: ...You're fired.
  • Judy: What? Why?
  • Bogo: Insubordination!
  • Judy: *holds back laughter* S-sorry--I just can't--the word "insubordination" is just too funny--
  • Bogo: *looks at the camera* This is the fifteenth take. I cannot work like this--I'll be in my trailer--
  • ------
  • Judy: No, I am a cop. And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case, and my evidence puts him in your car. So intimidate me all you want, I'm going to-- *sneezes at Mr. Big*
  • Mr. Big: ...It's all right. Many an animal gets the sniffles here.
  • -----
  • Judy: ...I don't deserve to wear this badge.
  • Bogo: Hopps.
  • Bellwether: Judy-- *forgets her lines*
  • Bogo: Bellwether.
  • Judy: Bogo.
  • Bellwether: Judy.
  • Nick: *offscreen* Nick!
  • -----
  • Nick: Look, you gave her a--a clown vest and joke mobile and two--two--two uh, what--yeah, no, sorry, I think I'm the one who needs that clown vest and joke mobile. *pokes his own nose* Honk honk.
  • ------
  • *Judy's train into Zootopia breaks down multiple times in the middle of its journey.*
  • Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the polar region* Well, at least I can always stop by for some ice cream.
  • Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the desert region* At least I can sunbathe here.
  • Judy: *as the train breaks down in the middle of the rainforest area* Wait, we're filming Mr. Manchas' part already?
  • ------
  • Clawhauser: *sipping loudly on his soda while Judy looks at the case file*
  • Judy: *is trying to hold back laughter*
  • Clawhauser: *unexpectedly burps really loudly* S-sorry, I didn't mean to do that--
  • Judy: *falls off her chair, laughing*
  • -------
  • Bucky: Hey buddy, turn down the depressing music!
  • Judy: *turns off her alarm clock*
  • Pronk: Leave the meter man alone! Didn't you hear the conversation? She feels like a failure!
  • Bucky: Oh, shut up!
  • Pronk: You shut up!
  • Bucky: You shut up!
  • Pronk: You shut up!
  • *they suddenly belt out Black Eyed Peas*
  • Bucky and Pronk: Shut up, just shut up, shut up--shut it up, just shut up, shut up--
  • Judy: *looks at the camera* Tomorrow's another day. Cut!
  • -----
  • Finnick: *from underneath the stroller* She hustled you-- *realizes his voice is actually high and pitchy* Wait--what--Nick, what did you do--
  • Nick: A little helium in your trailer, friend. Besides, you gotta be real convincing as a baby, don't you?
  • -------
  • Bogo: Two days to find the otter. Or you quit. That was the deal. Badge.
  • Judy: *is snickering*
  • Bogo: What now?
  • Judy: I-I'm sorry--I thought you said "baa". Like, baa baa Bogo, have you any wool? *falls in laughter*
  • Bogo: ...Excuse me while I actually facepalm here for a bit.
  • ------
  • Nick: All right, get in here. *steps back a bit as Judy goes in for the hug*
  • Judy: *lunges in for the hug and finds nothing, then falls on her face*
  • Nick: Sorry, just had t'get that out. *picks her up and actually hugs her* See, this is why we work so well. She knows my jokester side too well and just goes with it.
  • Judy: *muffled chuckling* ...I'm gonna fill your trailer with helium later, I swear.
  • -----
  • *while on the cable car*
  • Judy: ...Thank you.
  • Nick: *humming* What can I say, except "you're welcome?"
  • Judy: *chuckles* Should've never showed you that movie before filming. You've been humming it for days now.
  • -----
  • Judy: What are you gonna do? Kill me?
  • Bellwether: *chuckles* Of course not. He is. *pulls out a water pistol and splashes Nick's face* Wha--
  • Nick: *falls over, laughing* S-sorry, it was too easy--switching your gun to a water pistol--
  • Bellwether: *looks at the camera* Cue to Nick not being able to find where he hid the actual thing.
  • -----
  • Scientist: Mayor Lionheart, please. We're doing everything that we can.
  • Mayor Lionheart: Really? 'Cause I have a dozen and a half animals here who've gone off the rails--ails--ah, *stutters* Sorry, sorry, going too fast-- *chuckles* Wasn't quite my tempo back there...
  • ------
  • Bogo: *playing with the Gazelle app on his phone*
  • Clawhauser: *bursts into the room* Chief Bogo!
  • Bogo: *freaks out, throwing his phone out the window*
  • Clawhauser: ...You got another phone, right? And you still have my number on it?
  • -----
  • *Nick and the rest of the cast are backstage, taking a selfie with Gazelle and her tigers*
  • Nick: All right everyone, say, "sequel"!

believe-that-you-can-my-friend  asked:

Okay I loved the OTP questions and I know you are going to deliver them perfectly Anna, so I couldn't stop myself from requesting five of them: 11, 15, 16, 17, 19. (I literally wanted to request all of them but I'm sure you'll get a ton of messages so eventually all are going to be answered with your wonderful ideas and I can't wait to read them!!) Sorry for requesting so maaany!!🙈

Anything for you, Vera dearest! A bit of sin, a bit of angst, and some babies - everything you love! Hope you like them. Sorry mobile readers, I had to put this under a cut, it gets a bit long!

11. Who loves the smell of their partner’s perfume?

“Jug- ahh, we’re… we’re going to be late,” Betty breathes tilting her head to give Jughead more access to the graceful slope of her neck. He chuckles against her skin, running the tip of his nose against her smooth skin, inhaling her scent deeply. She’s utterly intoxicating.

“It’s your fault for putting this perfume on,” he murmurs into her neck, voice low and gravelly with his arousal. “How am I supposed to resist when you just smell so good?” he hums, peppering light, teasing kisses across her collarbone.

Betty’s legs weaken, and she’s thankful that he has a strong, steadying arm locked around her waist else she’d be a puddle at his feet in a matter of minutes. She can feel heat pooling between her thighs and she tilts her hips to get his leg to press between them. Jughead grins at the action, nipping lightly at the sensitive skin of her pulse point before latching his lips there and sucking.

Betty lets out a sinfully loud whimper, pressing closer to him as he works to form a blossoming bruise against her flawless complexion.

“People are gonna see…” she complains halfheartedly as he sucks harder.

“Good,” he growls possessively, fingers tightening at her hips, eyes darkening to that deep shade of azure that is certain to soak her panties every time. “If you smell this good, I wonder what you taste like…” he muses with a heart-stopping smirk plastered over his features, sinking to his knees, eyes on hers all the while.

“Oh my-” Betty doesn’t manage to complete her sentence, voice failing her as his head disappears beneath her dress.

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anonymous asked:

My therapist said putting things into words, like a trauma, is supposed to help take the intensity of the trauma away or something (I don't remember exactly what she said.) So, on Friday I told her something that happened to me but it's Sunday and I still feel awful. I don't feel better at all, I feel scared because I haven't thought about that event in a long time and now I can't get it out of my head. Am I doing something wrong? Does therapy really work?

your therapist is correct that expressing things can help decrease the intensity of the emotion related to them. that’s because by stopping avoiding the thing, you remove some of the power the Thing has, decreasing the amount of negative emotions you experience related to the Thing and the amount of work you put into trying to avoid the Thing. however, you usually can’t just express the Thing once- you’ve got to do it over and over until you stop having strong negative emotional reactions to it. that can take anywhere from an hour to a year or more, and is unlikely to happen in a single session. 

during that time, you’ll usually experience what’s called an extinction burst. an extinction burst happens when you stop reinforcing something. in this case, the reinforcement is typically goes like: think of Thing -> feel bad ->avoid Thing and thoughts about Thing -> feel better -> continue to avoid Thing and thoughts of Thing. The avoidance is the reinforcer. But when stop reinforcing, and so stop avoiding, we confuse the system. The system in this case is your body. Your body notices that you did not avoid the Thing, and thinks “what is going on? they didn’t avoid the Thing! Maybe if I increase the alarm bells, they’ll avoid it like I want them to.” so then your negative reaction to the Thing increases- your symptoms get worse. This happens for a little while- minutes to months depending on the issue -and then it stops. Your body realizes you aren’t going to reinforce it anymore, and it stops raising the alarm bells, and your symptoms decrease. 

so no, I doubt you’re doing something wrong. but when you decide to express things in order to take away their power, you’ve got to have a good plan for how you’ll manage the extinction burst. That usually means lots of coping skills and self-care and self-monitoring, so that you can do the hard work of getting rid of your avoidance without being overwhelmed by the extinction burst. if you’d like to pursue this, I’d talk to your therapist about getting a really good plan in place so you feel more comfortable with your treatment. take care! 

anonymous asked:

so for rosemary, even years into the relationship, kanaya sometimes has moments where she's like "I Can't Believe My Wife Doesn't Have Horns" because she just grew up surrounded by people who, y'know, had horns. And so sometimes she'll hold rose's head in her lap and just feel through her hair the parts that SHOULD have horns but don't. Rose loves it because it's another example of her wife's little eccentricities and she just adores her s;ffasfg


*kanaya puts her hands on roses head*

How Do You Live Like This

Oh, you know, I get out of bed one leg at a time.

Rose I See How You Wake Up In The Morning It Involves Me Dragging You Out Of Bed Because You Refuse To Get Up Furthermore-

anonymous asked:

My girlfriend is the perfect height that when we hug she puts her face in my neck and gives it little kisses and I can cradle her head while she hugs my waist and her eyes are so blue and her eyelashes never end and her nose is long and straight and amazing and her laugh is so beautiful and her voice is deep and lovely and her hair is so soft and she's so smart and just so kind and she's my best friend and I love her so much holy shit I'm so gay and I can't wait to just always be with her

Wow this is probably the cutest thing I’ve ever read? This is so detailed and I can feel the love pouring out of this. I hope you two are able to always be together someday soon.

Just Another Day

Character: Negan (The Walking Dead)

Word Count: 2,294

Prompt/Summary: ‘I love you’/Pre-Apocalypse AU domestic fluff; Negan’s daughter tells him something that happened at school, and adorable-ness ensues.

Warnings: None.

Written For: Ana’s 1K Follower Writing Challenge

Note: Shameless self insert; set in the same ‘universe’ as this fic I wrote a while back because I had a lot of fun writing that one. I might make like a little series of various one-shots involving this AU because I honestly love writing it.

Tagging: @such-a-common-girl, @negans-network, @jdms-network, @hawtdiggitynegan, @fuckinjdm (Want to be added to/removed from my taglist? Send me an ask!)

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A little drink because honestly, who isn't thirsty?
  • AFD!Velvet, stepping off of a club's stage after her set, ushering for another drink from the bartender, speaking to herself: Oh man the only way I won't look stupid and shaky on stage is if these keep coming...
  • AFD!Ruby, barging her way through a loud and crowded floor to stand in front of Velvet: Velvet! Velvet! That song was amazing, you wrote it all yourself?
  • AFD!Velvet, looking at the young red-clad girl in confusion: Uhhh...Yeah, wrote it all on my own. Did a lot of the music for it too. I'm sorry, but who are you again?
  • AFD!Ruby, awkwardly laughs and rubs the back of her head with a big smile: Oh! Right, I'm Ruby Rose, I actually live in the apartment above yours, I guess we've never really talked personally.
  • AFD!Velvet, covering her face in embarrassment with one hand and putting the other on Ruby's shoulder, speaking in a quick panic: Oh god oh god I'm soooo sorry, I should've known. I'm so sorry. I've just had a drink before every set to calm my stagefright and just. Oh goodness. Maybe they're all catching up to me.
  • AFD!Ruby, with a small laugh: Hey that's fine! I can't even imagine! But hey, I really love your music! Maybe we can jam together sometime?
  • AFD!Velvet, letting go of Ruby, her expression turning into happy surprise: You play!?
  • AFD!Ruby, with a giant smile and a thumb pointed towards her own chin: You betcha! I've been playing guitar for years, and I dabble in a few other instruments! I'm currently going to school for music! If you ever want to play just come on upstairs sometime~!
  • AFD!Velvet, taking her requested drink from a bartender, and then turns back to Ruby with a smile: Hey that sounds like a blast! I'm definitely up for it, but my next set is about to start so I've gotta jump back up on stage. We'll swap numbers after the show Ruby!
  • AFD!Ruby, stepping back and giving a prompt wave: Sounds great!!

anonymous asked:

So I just had a toddler that ignored my command not to pet, after I got between me and my SDIT to block her. She didn't care, and zipped around me to get to her and pet her twice over the head, which she doesn't like, dodged one and didn't like the one that landed. And of course no parent in sight. My safety matters more to some kids Wants who can't listen. Am I allowed to slap away hands or something?

I would have put my dog in a down stay and crouched down to the child’s level and sort of held them and prevented them from getting to your dog until a parent came. 

I get wanting to slap hands away and if it was an older child, teenager, or an adult, I’d say do what you want. But I would really, REALLY suggest not hitting a toddler. Like just please don’t do that. This child does not have the logical reasoning to understand why you do not want them to touch your dog. They are simply excited that an animal that they know and know as a cute, friendly animal is there and they want to see it now!!

Please don’t hit toddlers. 


Chapter 40: Sometimes I Can’t See Myself

Rating: T
Fandom: The 100
Pairing: Bellamy x Clarke
Chapter: 40/?
Word Count: 1945 Words

Chapter Summary: The one where Bellamy can’t stop stealing Clarke’s textbook and Clarke has a date.

A/N: Posting this without the hundredth review I usually do in case the finale murders me tonight…
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anonymous asked:

Am I the only one that thought the pic Val posted of them together is awkward? Like if I didn't know that the two were back to being a couple, I wouldn't think anything of the pic he posted tbh. I would've thought they were just friends, but since they aren't I just think its a weird pic to put up idk. So in your opinion then you think he is genuinely IN LOVE with her as he keeps captioning his pics with "I got a view" or the heart eye emoji? To me it seems too much.

I keep saying this but reading some of you guys’ asks it really looks like you’re putting in actual WORK to find things to hate. I can’t believe how critical you guys are over the tiniest, most meaningless things. A pic is a pic, why are you getting this deep about it? Literally my thought when I saw the pic he posted of him and Jenna was that it was cool that even though Val wasn’t ready it still “came out”, its a good pic. All this overanalyzing over whether it’s a couple pic or a friends pic, for what??? They’re a couple. Period. I don’t really understand what you’re bothered about at the end of your ask either. Whether they’re in love or not, they are obviously in a relationship so I don’t understand what’s to debate about him admiring her appearance with heart eyes or commenting on the ~view. It’s pretty standard for both genders to acknowledge things they like about their significant others on social media.

Attentive - [NCT] Ten!Au

[A/N] This is not a Taeten one shot. It’s a you X Ten, but Taeyong is mentioned. Flights are the best things in the world. I get so inspired when I’m in the skies.

At peace. Finally.

The odd smell of the cabin and cheeky smiles from the handsome male steward have finally swarmed you. Just like how you imagined it to be. You particularly slummed yourself back to your tiny seat, squezzing yourself, in between two large African males. The other crew members are on the opposite aisle.

The original owner of this seat wants to sit next to her boyfriend. If you think that’s hard to spot, try to search for a nauseously sweet lovey dovey pair at the far front. It makes you wonder how such couple exist in these circumstances. Why didn’t the male switch seat with you. That would be more comfortable.

Your eyes were droopy. It was an early flight. You practically had to wake up at dawn. And to be honest, you haven’t even been asleep the whole night/day before. It was a miracle for you to be awake as long as you did. The magic of caffeines.

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anonymous asked:

I live your writing almost as much as Voltron. 😉 Could you do one where Shiro's S/O gets tired of being interrupted when Shiro and her are having an intimate moment so she just kind of tells everyone they need some "alone time" and then go enjoy their "alone time".😁😁 If you can't I completely understand. I can't help it i am seriously fangirling over Shiro.

“I’ve called you all here today, to discuss something important,” You stated.

Pidge let out a loud yawn and you shot her a glare.

“Why am I here, y/n? I want to sleep,” Lance whined, resting his head on the table.

“Listen. If Shiro and I are ever in a room alone,” You started, Hunk covered his face and mumbled an apology. “Do not enter,”

Keith snorted and put his feet up on the table, “You could just get a room,”

“We have a room but you guys keep on interfering! I swear to whatever god you believe in Keith I will take your suggestive comments and shove them up your-”

“Y/n, please calm down. We get it. Now, how about you go get it,” Pidge said, her neutral expression now resembling that of a demonic deity.

You huffed at the group, breathing in through your nose and exhaling slowly. You whirled around and stomped out of the room. You could hear a chorus of giggles coming from the room.

Locked in a Dorm (KnightBunny - Jaune x Velvet)
  • Jaune, a little freaked out: A-are you sure we're locked in here!?!
  • Velvet, nodding, looking at the door: It seems that way, yes. Uhh, y'alright there Jaune?
  • Jaune, sitting down on a bed, holding his head in his hands: Oh man oh man...I can't be locked up in a room for too long, I get antsy...
  • Velvet, tilting her head and sits next to Jaune, putting her hand on his shoulder: Hey, don't worry! I just messaged Yang on my scroll, she'll be here in about thirty minutes. And she'll break that door down in a jiffy!
  • Jaune, relaxed by Velvet's touch: Ah, okay...okay, if you say so are we going to kill thirty minutes?
  • Velvet, shrugs: I don't know. Umm. Oh! Hey I got this truth or dare app for my scroll, wanna play that?
  • Jaune, nods: Yeah, yeah sure that sounds like fun. Wanna go first?
  • Velvet, placing her scroll face up inbetween them: Yeah sure!
  • Jaune: Okay, ahhh, truth or dare?
  • Velvet, suddenly: Dare!!
  • Jaune, pressing the 'dare' button on the screen, and then laughs: Oh my goodness! Stand on one leg, and do your best hula dance.
  • Velvet, groans a bit and stands, holding tight onto her ankle with ease: Okay, okay, let's see if I remember the hula!
  • Jaune, watching Velvet with a bright red face, obviously finding her flexibility attractive:
  • Velvet, finishing the awkward dance quickly, before sitting back down onto the bed: Okay! You're turn, truth or dare!
  • Jaune, not wanting to do something too embarrassing: Uhh, truth!
  • Velvet, tapping the truth button, and then looks a little red herself: Oh! Umm...tell another member of the game that you find them attractive. I...I think this question probably has more people in mi-
  • Jaune, flustered: You're very pretty!
  • Velvet, eyes widen up a bit: O-oh really? W-well thank you, I...well you're...pretty too, ah! I mean handsome!
  • Jaune, looking down to hide his face: Tr-truth or dare...
  • Velvet, without even thinking: Dare.
  • Jaune, tapping the dare button, and as if it knew: Kiss another player...
  • Velvet, her face steaming red, hardly being able to make any coherent sentence: Well...I-bu-wel-I....ummm...
  • Velvet, looking at Jaune, who returns her fluster, and slowly leans forward: want to...?
  • Jaune, slowly leaning in himself: Ye-...yeah...
  • Yang, before they could kiss, blows through the door with her fist: I'M HERE TO SAVE SOME DAMSELS IN DISTRESS LESSGOOOOO!!

We’re not ashes.

anonymous asked:

is it okay if I ask for a few funny shorts featuring some of the 6ft+ guys (tooru, lev, kuroo and tsukki for example) teasing their short 5-5'3 gf because she can't reach something?


“Oikawa-kun, I need my English notebook back,” Tooru’s girlfriend popped her head into his room.

The captain sat at his desk, diligently copying her notes. When he heard her, he looked up with his brown eyes and shook his head.

“I’m still using it,” he stated.

“But I sort of need it. My friend asked to copy it too, it’s late, and if I don’t leave now, I’ll be walking in the dark,” she argued.

“You gave it to me first,” he pouted, “So she can wait,”

[Name] put her hands on her hips and gave her partner a scowl, but he just returned it by sticking out his tongue. Suddenly, she lunged at him, hands outstretched for her notes. Oikawa was quick to act and bounded out of his seat, holding the notebook high above his head. His s/o, being as short as she was, couldn’t even come close to reaching it.

“Oikawa-kun!” she whined as she jumped up and down.

“Hahaha!” he laughed at her, “[Name]-chan is so small and cute,”

She growled at him and launched herself onto him, wrapping her arms and legs around his stomach lick a palm tree. From there, she tried grabbing at the book again, but still couldn’t reach.

“You’re like a baby monkey!” Tooru chuckled, tossing the notebook to the side.

“No!” she pouted as she watched her book go flying to the other side of the room.

But instead of letting her go, Oikawa held her close and plopped back down into his desk chair.

“I like when you hug me like this,” he smiled cheekily.

“I hate you,” his girlfriend huffed.

“Aw, I love you too, [Name]-chan,” he giggled.


It was hard enough for Lev to focus on his school work, but his girlfriend was making it even harder right now. There was a pencil case sitting on the top shelf in Lev’s room, but being as short as she was, she couldn’t reach it. In fact, almost everything in Lev’s room was placed high up simply because he was so tall! So his s/o hopped up and down as she tried to reach the case, and she was being so damn cute that he couldn’t concentrate on his math. Finally he chuckled and walked up next to her, having to bend down to reach her level.

“Need something?” he grinned.

“That pencil case,” she pointed up at it, “It has a pink gel pen in there that I really like but I can’t reach it. Could you get it for me?”

The boy thought it over for a second before smirking and shaking his head.

“You’ll have to get it yourself if you want it so bad,” he teased.

“Lev!” she whined.

“But I’ll give you a boost!” he lifted her off the ground with ease.

[Name] shrieked in surprise as her boyfriend held her up like Simba from the Lion King. Lev often picked up his partner, but she usually preferred when he picked her up bridal style…not lion cub style. Nevertheless, she took the pencil case of the shelf and thanked him for his help. Just as she thought he was going to put her down, Lev suddenly slung her over his shoulder, making her drop the case.

“Ah! L-Lev!” she cried.

Rather than answer, he just spun around and around, making the room spin to [Name]. After she repeatedly hit her fists against his back, he complied and set her down. Except now his girlfriend was all dizzy, so she collapsed right into him, giving him another excuse to pick her up.

“[Name]’s so cute!” he beamed down at her dazed face.


Tsukki loved having his tiny girlfriend sit in his lap, preferably full on straddling him. However, she was apparently too “busy” today with school to pay any attention to him. It was exams week sure, but the two of them had been spending almost all day at his house studying. Couldn’t she take one break? Oh well, Kei wasn’t the begging type, so he let her be. He still kept his eye out for an opportunity, though, and that opportunity came when his girlfriend started looking for his biology workbook.

“Kei-kun, I’m serious,” she fumed as she searched his room, “You have the best answers to study off of, and if I can’t see them I’m going to fail the test,”

Tsukki knew where it was, on the shelf just above his desk. He looked up from the swivel chair he sat in at the shelf, then back at [Name]. A devilish smirk grew across his face as he positioned himself just in front of the shelf.

“Over here,” he said simply and pointed above him.

[Name] turned to the book that was wedged between two dino figurines and sighed in relief.

“There it is,”

She walked over to the book and was going to stand on her tiptoes to reach it when she noticed her boyfriend wasn’t moving out of the way.

“Urm…Kei-kun, I need you to move,” she tried saying politely.

“Nope,” he let his mischievous grin show.

He loved seeing her blush furiously and cross her arms in a huff. Being as stubborn as [Name] was, she wouldn’t back down, so she climbed onto his lap and leaned over him to grab the workbook. Right as she was about to grasp the book, Tsukki suddenly wrapped his arms around her and pulled her up against him. Then he pushed off, sending the swivel chair to the other side of the room.

“K-Kei-kun!” she pouted.

Taking her chin in one hand, he brought her face close to his.

“You’ve been ignoring me too much for my taste,” he whispered, then closed the distance with a hungry kiss.


Kuro’s girlfriend had to wonder why he had such big smirk on that day. All they were going to do that day was watch a movie at his place, but for some reason he looked like he had something ready for her.

“Sooo…” she said skeptically, “What are we watching today,”

“How about you decide?” he offered.

“O…kaaay?” she mumbled and turned to where his shelf of DVDs normally was.

Except now the shelf was empty. Was this why he was grinning like a mad scientist? Because he hid the DVDs? Not the best prank ever. But when he pointed up to the top shelf, she soon realized it was a brilliant prank.

“Huh? Kuro, you know I can’t reach up there!” she protested.

The captain just stifled a laugh at her and stood up from the couch.

“Alright, alright, I got it,” he giggled, “I’ll how about you go make the popcorn,”

“Alright,” she nodded and headed off to the kitchen.

Although the popcorn bags had been moved as well. In fact all the snacks had been moved from their usual, “short people friendly” home, to the highest cabinet.

“Grrr…” his girlfriend growled.

Still, she used a kitchen chair to climb up and grab it, pop the popcorn, and go back into the living room. Kuroo had put in [whatever film you’re in the mood for. Great Gatsby anyone?] and was waiting patiently on the couch. She plopped down next to him and placed the bowl between them to share.

“Oh, [Name]-chan, I’m sorry but I’ve misplaced the remote,” Kuroo faked a dramatic apology.

“Then go find it,” she retorted and shoved some popcorn into her mouth.

“But I don’t know where it is,” he sighed, “Oh well, guess we can’t watch the movie,”

An awkward silence fell as the two sat there, waiting for the other to cave. Finally his girlfriend stood up and demanded he tell her where it is. He pointed to the top of shelf where he had also moved all the movies. After taking a few jumps for it while Kuro snickered at her, she ran to the kitchen and grabbed a big soup ladle. Using that to bring the remote to her, she turned around to shove it in her lousy boyfriend’s face. But now she saw that while she was fetching the remote, he had placed the bowl of popcorn on another tall bookshelf.

(Sorry if it’s not too good >.< I didn’t have too much inspiration for this one.)