so i can't put her head on there i:

10

The only thing I have to do is be happy with myself - and I am! I want to be able to eat a burger without someone having their say about my figure. I’m not particularly dainty by nature and don’t plan to starve myself to change that. Girls should accept themselves the way they are. And others need to be more accepting of us too - we deserve more respect! I like myself the way I’m and would never starve in order to look the way others expect me to. There will always be people who criticize me, and I’m a very sensitive person, but I have learnt to care less about what people think. In the past year I’ve become far more confident and now I’m happier and more relaxed than I’ve ever been! 

8

We’re not ashes.

  • My trainer: Hey, we should invite your granny over and take her for a ride.
  • Me: Yeah, but there's a problem.
  • Trainer: What problem?
  • Me: She acts like the Queen of England.
  • Trainer: What!?
  • Me: Doesn't wear a helmet because it'd destroy her hair.
  • Trainer:
  • Trainer: Why is your family like this.