the signs on a roadtrip
aries Pep Squad - Makes sure everyone is awake for all the good view spots, keeps everyone entertained with car games.
taurus Extreme Napper - Somehow manages to sleep through everything, clutches onto their own bag of potato chips the entire ride.
gemini DJ - Playing all the music faves directly from their massive music library on phone, and won’t stop singing along too.
cancer Documenter - Insists on capturing every single moment by camera, doesn’t want to miss a thing.
leo Chill Cruiser - Has all the funny stories to tell everyone along the way, knows small fun facts about each stop.
virgo Navigator - Map in hand. Planned out all the bathroom breaks and good tourist stops along the route, and speed at which the car should be driving at.
libra The Tour Guide - Points out all the interesting cafes, monuments and museums, choosing spots that will be fun for EVERYONE.
scorpio Meditator - Doesn’t really know what’s going on / not much say in the itinerary, but is internally capturing/appreciating the whole scenic drive.
sagittarius Drive-Thru Diva - Insists on stopping at all the fast food stops, complains about lack of bathroom breaks as an excuse.
capricorn The Driver - Trying to focus on the road, despite all the fun going on behind them (though they wouldn’t really trust anyone else to drive).
aquarius Tiny Bladder - Usually found in the backseat just having a good time, but every once in a while will delay the trip for everyone to use the bathroom.
pisces Snack Surveyor - Holds all the good snacks, drinks and candies to distribute so that no one is ever hungry or thirsty.