so hows church

so but imagine little matthew having his first parent-teacher conference after niall dies and hes just sitting there after school with the teacher who is looking at the door like theyre just about to ask if anyone is going to come and matthew is holding on to a progress report for dear life and he looks like hes about to burst into tears AND THEN declan bursts in all skinny and teenage in a suit a little too big acting like he owns the place and the teacher tries to tell him that this is a /parent/-teacher conference and declan just looks at them like hes the closest thing theyre gonna get and he takes matthew out for ice cream after and keeps the progress report in a drawer in his desk with all of ronans disciplinary warnings 

ronan lynch: *looks at adam parrish*
ronan lynch: *continues to look at adam parrish for six fucking paragraph breaks even while other people are conversing right in front of them*
ronan lynch: *is an actual lovestruck dweeb with no chill*

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW RONAN AND ADAM ARE BASICALLY DADS NOW LIKE

“stop eating random shit you find on the ground”

“*gently soothes her and selflessly gives her things they actually need for themselves*”

“u g h you’re such a brat *lowkey would carry her to the end of the earth*”

“*holds her hand and comforts her even when they’re scared too*”

“opal”

like idk if she’s more of a toddler or a dog but either way orphan girl/opal is literally their weird goat daughter and you just know they’ve already got a plan worked out for when adam goes to college and they’re both completely in love and committed and in it for the long haul and i love how their relationship managed to be subtle while still completely obliterating any reader ideas that adam may want to leave entirely or isn’t every bit as invested in ronan and the barns and his future there as he is in college and success and this is getting off topic the point is RONAN AND ADAM: ACCIDENTAL MAGIC TEEN DADS

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Happy 21st Birthday Jisoo!

Dec 30 1995; the day you were born and when the world looked brighter. You’ve grown up so much the past few months, it’s quite unbelievable! You deserve to rest up on your birthday, you’ve worked so hard the past few years. Your soothing voice and ‘gentleman-like’ personality never fails to make us smile and love you. We hope to stay beside you and support you in the future! No matter what happens, we love you, Hong Jisoo ♡♡♡

BABY PUT YOUR DUKES UP: This love's tough. Punch harder.

Tracklist::

01. Run - San Cisco // 02. Bombshell Blonde - Owl City // 03. My Type - Saint Motel // 04. Skin to Bone - The Jungle Giants // 05. Everybody Talks - Neon Trees // 06. No Need For Dreaming - MisterWives // 07. Rollercoaster - Bleachers // 08. Mason Jar - Smallpools // 09. All Over - CRUISR // 10. Bam Bam - King Charles // 11. Stutter - Marianas Trench // 12. Angel of Small Death & the Codeine Scene - Hozier // 13. Shake! Shake! Shake! - Bronze Radio Return // 14. Electric Twist - A Fine Frenzy

Playing the 1812 Overture
  • Percussionist: *hitting chimes softly and in time at the end*
  • Director: Ok...so.... you're supposed to hit them really loud and out of time just crazy. Let's try again. *cues band*
  • Percussionist: *still not playing the way the director wants them to*
  • Director: No, ok so you know how church bells go off and they're really loud and annoying? Hit them like church bells on crack
  • *band dies*
  • *percussion section dies*
  • *director dies*
  • -#XG
  • 12/24
  • 4pm
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Prompt: (( thank you for submitting! i hope this was everything you wanted and more ~ ))

Genre: pure smut, my friends

Warnings: swearing, toys

Word count: 1103

A/N: surprise! i wrote a fic and i hope you guys like it. i’m actually proud of it, so be nice :)

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