so hit her up


annyeong, annyeong.

So Allura has a major crush on Shiro, right? And she finally decides it’s time to make her move.

The only problem is she has no idea how humans court?? So she thinks about it, tries to figure out if she should ask Coran if he knows anything, and then it hits her.

So she saunters up to Shiro, raises one eyebrow, and says, in the smoothest voice she can muster, “You’ve activated my particle barrier.”

Delilah: I thought you of all people would understand. Those nights as a girl in the Hound Pits Pub, didn’t you dream of getting this crown back? It was stolen from me first, even before you came into the world.

Emily: There’s suffering across the face of the world, but I was born under rare stars. I know I’m far luckier than most, Delilah. None of that excuses the destruction in your wake.

[Image is a nine-panel comic. Two stick-figure girls are talking. The first says, “You’re always talking about how hard life is for you, but come on–it must be really nice to not have to go to work or school.” The other girl, shocked and slightly embarrassed by this, replies, “Um, actually, no–and that’s a really offensive and insensitive comment. And…it kind of makes me feel bad…” The first girl says, “Oh, you’re just being too sensitive! You know what they say–‘Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can’t hurt you!’” The fourth panel zooms out and we see that the girls are at a table with a book in front of the second girl. She says “Hmmmmmmm,” squinting at the first girl. She squints down at her book. “Mmmmmm…” She squints back at the first girl. “Mmmmmmm–” In the seventh panel, she picks up the book and THWAP! Nails the first girl right in the face. In the next panel, the second girl is yelling under the table, “What do you say to THAT, Susan?” From under the table, the first girl (aka Susan) replies with nothing more than a feeble, “Ow.”]

Shut up, Susan.

anonymous asked:


LMFAOOO ya i always forget so i always write it down while im high …….. its like a “dont waste ur money here again” u feel ? everyone always tryna gas up their bud … its all whack.. i only have one dealer who REALLY provides cause she grows it herself . she lesbian and cute ash too cant lie wont lie

a trans girl marco and demigirl jackie (female and nonbinary) moodboard for.. well myself!

edit of marco


riley appreciation:  Rileytown is a land of goodness and rainbows.
Character Traits [3/3] ⇄ insecure (◡﹏◡✿)  

idk why I love drawing Isabelle in this outfit so much.

(Edit) Here’s a link for version with a background in case you wanted to use for a phone wallpaper or lockscreen or whatever 


GLEE MEME: Fifteen Scenes:
13. “Three minutes.”

Robin was in the gym working out when she backed up into a fellow resident. “Oh, whoops!” She turned around and smiled sheepishly. “My bad.” She panted, still bouncing on her feet as she raised her eyebrows. “Just know if I pissed you off so much you want to fight, I’m ready for you.”

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  • allie: have you ever thought about what you would say to that interview question that's like 'what do you consider to be your greatest strength and weakness'
  • allie: bc i've always wondered how people answer that without either seeming like a dick or losing a job opportunity
  • allie: and before you ask, yes i have had wine but that's not the point??

I’ve been wondering if actually I’d enjoy Holby more without all the spoilers and teasers. One thing that was great last night: I thought I knew the key bits of the episode that were going to get me (the argument, the hug), so it properly hit me when Bernie called Serena her partner. Sidled up, slapped me about the chops and then bought me a drink to say no hard feelings.

[Scarlet Heart Ryeo Episode 20]

I don’t know what was more disturbing, the hints that Woo-Hee had been reincarnated into Wook’s five year old daughter so Baek-Ah could…I don’t know, feel at peace and wait ten years, So stalking Hae-Soo after her marriage to Jung, or his promise to find her in the future and make her his again.

I am glad Ha-Jin got to remember everything. It would be an insult to her, after how much she bore, how much she lost, to just let it be a dream she could barely remember. I’m even more happy that So did not show up as his future self and hit on her. She finally escaped. She does not deserve to be dragged into another abusive relationship.

I keep trying to figure out where this drama went wrong. After all, until So assaulted Soo, it was a really good story. It felt like the writers might try to give us a nuanced view of history. Instead, the writer decided Gwangjong was a historical monster so they made him as horrible as possible. 

In the very little I was able to read about this time period, it mentioned a prime minister who served the first six kings and hated Gwangjong for loosening the grip the nobles had on the government and freeing the slaves. He is the one responsible for how history viewed Gwangjong. I wish he had been in this drama and used smartly.

I also wish the drama had decided to give a real love story between Hae-Soo and So. Instead, they gave us something quite beautiful with Wook, only to abruptly decide that she had to switch princes without any sort of emotional cohesion. 

The writer couldn’t decide how to use the visions well enough to make Hae-Soo a real player in this game of thrones. Instead, she never recovered from both the assault and the death of one of her mothers. That was nearly eleven episodes of a despondent heroine, who never really smiled, who never really did very much, who was just an object to be pulled between at least four men.

And that was really the reason why I could never accept So as a romantic choice for Hae-Soo. He never listened to her. He never asked her what she wanted. She was there to have and to keep and only when he found out that she had loved another man did he finally give her what she wanted–a way out.

I think, one of my biggest regrets, was not talking about So’s red flags in the first eight episodes. I kept waiting to see what he would do. He was pitiable enough that I didn’t feel like I could say Wait a minute, this is wrong and will turn against everyone. I wish I had, if only there wouldn’t be this confusion about him always being a monster.

Unfortunately, one of the reasons I didn’t say anything, was because he was still a victim. His tantrums, his selfishness, his inability to show kindness didn’t mean anything until he chose to force himself on Hae-Soo. In that moment, he lost his right to be a victim and became an abuser. And until that moment, I had to give him the benefit of the doubt that he would overcome the horror his parents and guardians met out on him.

That’s one of the hardest things in real life to judge. Can I cut this scary person out of my life if they haven’t explicitly done anything to me? Followed by, How do I get out of a relationship that is abusive if I didn’t run away at the first red flag?

For Hae-Soo, her entire personality was wrapped around benefit of the doubt. It was what made her so compelling to the princes and what made her story so tragic. Because, how do you escape the most powerful man in the world when the world is set up to give him what he wants?

Thankfully, she got out. She had to die to do it, but I can pretend she never saw him again.

*flips through mental notebook*

been a while since ive told a story… 

hmm… lemmi tell yall foolies bout the time 

i wasted this jawns time lol smh ok me in all my aint shitness

Originally posted by cutemissyfit

i once used to have a life as surprising as that may be to those who know me 

me my bros and my sis used to get saucy like every weekend mind you we under aged but in the hood bootleggers dont give af 

Originally posted by cuddles

so when that liquid courage in ya boy aint no tellin… so we hit up our homegirl …uhh shayla lets say her name is shayla, party round the way 

i get in this bitch im the tallest nigga in there fuckin door barely 6′5 smh 

so now that errbody is staring i gotta find a seat to avoid the eyes 

sidenote: i could NOT dress 

i was prolly in that hoe wit sweats on 

anyway as i pree the scene i start noticing its mad old heads in here 

momma.. aunties… i think i seen her granny in there showin her gums trine get some work 

anyway fast forward we drunk af im outside bein a loner and my peoples come out side spazzin on me im like

Originally posted by fuckingfucking01

im the only black person in here surrounded by ricans yall dont know when to quit 

its hot as july 23rd in a checkers kitchen in that how yall can suck my di… mid sentence i see the devil walk pass me in an orange dress.. im like 

Originally posted by nwordbelike

yall… her ASS WAS SO FAT idk where she came from but she was not in that party

come to find out she shayla cousin 

so already know i need the pluuuuuuugggg

Originally posted by ignitetheliight

shawty walk up to the truck and im like how you doin beautiful you out chea lookin like the sexiest traffic cone i ever seen in my life 

she giggle GOTCHO ASS!! 

We exchange numbers and what not… she tell me she from springfield… i shouldve told my sis skrrt off at that moment but im like oh thats cool im from atlanta 

she like i can tell

let me live,  witcha cell block suit on 

long story short we textin callin oovooin

(yall dont remember oovoo lmaoo)

the day comes i gotta duck in that short ass door at her cousin house

set scene: its a room me her shayla my three bros and her aunt

her aunt is smokin a bogey gettin flirtatious bodacious wit my youngins 

she pass the bogey to ole girl and im like wa..wah..whatchu doin??? in my head 

she proceeds to take a long drag of the cancer stick … 

thissssssss reese wrapper head ass guh gone turn to me and “say gimme a kiss” 

now as much as im flexin right now yall all know i gave her a kiss on them soup coolers 

motives… ik ik … men right? wrong! from that point on she was teasin me hard af 

rubbin her ass on me 

Originally posted by no-ones-fantasy

massaging my thigh 

Originally posted by sogui

chiiiiile i am pubescent i do not know the ways of this form of satanic trickery !

all this her auntie still in the room 

dick harder than calculus final at this point 

im cool im cool

time passes and shit dies down

ith lit no typo 

we on the couch and she sittin on me 

now fellas i cant be the only one who does that lil dick jump thing through the pants

anyway i did that and she was like hmmm gets up goes up stairs to make sure auntie sleep and comes back down stairs 


she told me pull it out (not even gon go there)

she slides it in (not even gon go there)


son… she start giggling im like just what tf is so funny 

she gon say “thats it?” im like hell naw dont play wit me 

yall she shut shop down and i had to sleep on the couch alone smh 

anonymous asked:

Hey ! So I was wondering if I can get an alpha Iwaizumi imagine, we're his s'o (omega) is at school and suddenly gets her heat so she tries to leave but someone ends up hitting on her and Iwaizumi sees it and gets really jealous and overprotective. ? Thanks !

I really like these AUs, despite not really knowing a lot about them. When I think about these universes, I think they would have safe zones for omegas going through heat by themselves. It’s really dangerous for them and, especially in a school setting, I can’t see them just letting hormonal teenagers figure it out by themselves.

But here we go! Sorry about the long weekend!

The worst part was feeling it come on. Her stomach dropped as the edge grew hotter with each passing minute. Shifting in her seat, she prayed that no one would notice, that it wouldn’t start yet. That it just stayed away until she was able to get home. Or to him. Yes, just stay away until she got to him.

A sudden hand on her desk caused a start in her heart. Darting her eyes up, she met with the gaze of her teacher who was clearing their throat. “Why don’t you head down to the infirmary,” they spoke quietly, but it seemed to boom in her own ears. Everyone knew then, it had become that noticeable in such a short amount of time. Embarrassment took a it’s time creeping up into her cheeks as she gathered her belongings and made her way from the classroom.

She kept her head down in an attempt to avoid any attention. Pretending that it wasn’t happening hadn’t worked, leaving getting to a safe place her only option at this point. It was moments like this that she cursed her omega gender; life shouldn’t have to be this difficult at times. Maybe she could text him, just so he knew where she was when class ended. The last thing she wanted was for him to worry.

The body that blocked her way was one that she hadn’t anticipated and she automatically found herself recoiling for it when she made the quick realization that it wasn’t the alpha she wanted - or needed. Making the feeble attempt at stepping to move around them, she hear the blood rushing behind her ears grow louder when they followed her, effectively cutting her off again. Finally lifting her gaze, she wasn’t surprised by the grin she saw on the stranger alpha.

“You okay, girlie?”

She cringed at the petname he easily tacked onto her. This was not what she needed right now. She had to get away before she launched into a full blown heat. As her adrenaline began increasing, she felt her pupils begin to dilate, her knees started to shake; she was so close.

“Fine,” she choked out, making another move to go around him.

He followed, “You sure? You seem like you could use some help.”

“No,” the desperation was growing inside her and she was certain this alpha could feel it radiating off of her.

“I can be very helpful,” he continued to push.

“The fuck you can be,” the growl that reverberated down the hall sent a toe curling shiver shooting up her spine. Whipping her head around, she felt the relief fill her entire being and a new desperation to have him protect her grew. As he drew closer, it wasn’t long before his dominating air enveloped her entirely; she was quick to move into it. “You can leave now,” it sounded like a treat when it left Iwaizumi’s lips, his hand placed possessively on her hip.

The opposing alpha raised his hands defensively, a smug smile tugging at his lips, clearly taking too much pleasure in seeing Iwaizumi so irritated. “Relax, man,” she saw Iwaizumi’s brows furrow deeper when he continued to speak, “I was just offering her a hand. Or whatever else she needed.”

She was sure he had thrown a wink in at her, but she wasn’t able to fully comprehend the action before the fist of her boyfriend connected square with his unsuspecting face. A gasp left her as she watched him stumbled back, his hand flying up to his nose, a curse escaping his mouth.

“You can fucking leave now,” Iwaizumi’s voice was calm, chillingly so as he returned to her side and pulled her down the hall towards the infirmary. They walked a few paces in silence before his shoulders began to relax only to tense up again, quickly stopping them to pull open a closet door instead of continuing down the hall. “Now,” he rumbled, “let me help you out.”


6.03: okay…