so here u go u little shits

xmen headcanon

an alternative ending for xma where 

  • instead of going away again, erik stays after saying “you can convince me to do anything” and charles answers him “what if i can do that without my powers? stay for a week or so and in the end of that you decide whether to go or not”
  • erik is all like “oh u little shit u think you have this much influence over me you’ll see i’ll stay here and yet i’ll leave” 
  • spoiler: charles has this much influence over erik. yes, even without his powers
  • on the first day they just talk a lot and charles leaves the training and administrating to hank and raven all day long, focusing on making erik feels welcome and comfortable in the mansion
  • they talk a lot about random things and things go out of track and the subject of the conversation changes and as expected, they fight, because erik thinks charles is uncapable of understanding him and everytime they fight erik starts thinking he’s not worthy or like he belongs in charles bubble of safety and happiness
  • raven “stop bitching around erik for fucks sake charles is just trying to help for once in your life let the man in (pun indeed) and open up to him (pun indeed /2)
  • erik stays 
  • on the second day erik wakes up really early and starts walking around the property of the mansion and runs into peter and even if peter is all awkward and blushing a little he manages to have a real conversation with his dad and when erik says “what would you do if you told someone horrible things that you didn’t mean but yet you feel you are kinda right?” and peter says “if this person really matters to you, i think you should put it all aside and apologise”
  • erik keeps walking alone after peter “i’m sorry i’m really sorry i want i really do to spend more time with you but my class will start maybe we could talk more later? you are an awesome person and i still don’t have many friends in here” maximoff is gone and after a few hours erik just starts running as fast as he can and asks every person in the mansion where charles is until he finds him giving classes and stops in the entrance of the room and goes “i’m sorry charles, i didn’t mean any of that” and charles has his chest warm for the rest of the day
  • erik just disappears after that but in the beginning of the night charles finds him and is all like “i know you didn’t, my friend” and their day two is just watching the trees and feeling the wind together remembering each other that they are still alive after all that insanity 
  • on day three erik wakes up around noon. this is the first night in a very long time he’s slept more than eight hours straight without a nightmare, and he is really grateful to charles for that, even if he didn’t use his powers to help erik. so the day starts really nice and he takes his time taking a long shower, relaxing his muscles and puting on his sweatpants and sweatshirt and goes running around the property while watching a few students playing different sports
  • erik being all like “you are not in the right position, kid. you have to put your feet like this and your torso like this so you have more support to throw the ball” and he goes like that for the rest of the day
  • charles watching and having an ideia
  • day four charles “hey erik i saw you helping the kids out there yesterday and i was wondering if you’d like to give some classes here in the instutute”
  • erik really freaked out 
  • “hey r u that kid with white hair from that day omg please help me charles wants me to give classes what should i do”
  • peter “you were supposed to give me advices and not the other way around” maximoff keeps quiet and just says “you go man!!!!”
  • at first charles only introduces erik to the kids and says “he’s gonna be your physical education teacher, i hope you all be nice to him” and all the kids are like “omg erik is gonna stay here????” and after some awkward moments erik says “well maybe i stick around for a while but only if you can throw a ball right” and everybdy feels challanged and too anxious for erik’s class
  • the class is a success and everybody wants erik to stay 
  • erik and charles laughing together at the dinner table and staying wake until late in the night
  • during day five erik wakes up early again, but not so early, and runs into peter again. this time, though, erik talks excitedly about how good he felt by teaching those kids and that he could do that everyday of his life. it was just nice and fun and made him feel good about himself
  • peter still feels a little awkward, but listens with lots of attention and is basically shining of happiness because “omg dad is talking to me help”. he decides to watch the older kids training when peter again has to go with a lot of apologies and erik goes like “u know what? i think i’m gonna see this famous training of yours”
  • charles is secretly watching from far with a bright smile on his face and his day has never been better than after watching erik giving tips and advice to the young mutants in training
  • after a long day of teaching for both of them have a lovely dinner night in private, after everybody is asleep and just the two of them are in the kitchen and the lights are out and the only thing illuminating the place is the light of some candles 
  • “how it feels like to be teaching the new generation?” “quite tiring, charles”
  • day six they all take a day off and charles takes erik to his favorite part of the mansion: the library. he just knows the kids would be out there with their parents or friends so they’d be alone in that place of the mansion. charles told erik that he loved that place because it was always so quiet and clean and when people weren’t around he could relax his shields and just think
  • and charles babbles for several minutes and all erik can think is how cute charles is and for a moment he forgets charles can read minds so when he blushed erik didn’t understand why so charles projected in his mind “i think you are cute too” and then erik smiles and holds charles hand and suddenly they were back in time when they were all young and innocent because charles countinued to be that dreamy little puppy he’s always been ever since they’d met
  • and that night charles asks erik to sleep in the room with him because “i feel like i can finally relax when you are around”
  • but day seven goes to shit because while erik is on his way to the fields to wait for the kids, he can’t see peter anywhere around so he uses the time he has left to go after the kid and when he finally finds him he sees him in charles office and he has a sad look in his face. at first erik thinks about going in but he sees charles with that serious but gentle look on his eyes and then he says “i know it hurts to watch him be gentle and nice and fun with the other children, but he’s not a psychic, peter. he can’t guess he’s your father”
  • erik storms out so furiously that he doesn’t even risk be near anyone, he just isolates himself and when hank goes look for him, he asks him to tell charles that he’s “leaving right after de sunset” and when hank delivers the message charles doesn’t get what happened until he understands that the enraged thought waves he listened were erik’s and fuck now he could be angry at peter too and dear god now erik is gonna leave and it’s all my fault for not convincing peter to tell him the truth”
  • charles goes after erik and finds him under a tree watching the kids from far and for the look on his face, decides to leave him alone, knowing he lost the bet right in day seven, when he was so so close of getting erik home finally after so many years
  • and the rest of the day is just really gray and peter comes after him again asking what happened and why erik was so weird and when charles tells him peter is fucking pissed like he’s seeing red and he asks professor to take a day off and charles is so sad and not caring at all he agrees and lets peter do whatever he wants
  • so peter passes the day walking around the mansion and calming himself down and suddenly it’s after the sunset and he knows erik’s leaving and he speeds up to stop erik from doing the wrong thing again “i can’t believe you are leaving because of that, you are such a baby”
  • “how could you tell him and not me? and how could he keep that secret from me?”
  • and peter is so fucking done with erik because he’s helped saving the guy two fucking times already and the fucker is still bitching out and “i know i shouldn’t have kept this secret from you and i am sorry but you can’t just be extra and run away you should be thankful because you still have family”
  • erik then goes “come with me”
  • “i can’t leave with you because they need me, and they need you; and more than that, professor needs you because he fucking loves you can’t you fucking see it? you two have been making me sick all week”
  • and then realisation hits him and he puts his baggage down and starts running and only stops to hug peter and “i’m sorry. we’ll talk about it later”  
  • erik runs straight ahead charles’ office and pulls him closer and then he kneels and looking into charles’ eyes “i’m sorry for everything i souldn’t have done that, will you forgive me?” and charles can’t say a word he just starts crying and he hugs erik and “i’m not done yet; i think we should compensate the lost time, right?” and charles’ is still crying and laughing and he just kisses erik and everything ends fine
  • next fathers’ day both charles and erik gets best dads cards 
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theme 01 - aka its late and im tired

So I made my first theme! I was actually just planning on making a simple one for my side blog but i ended up spending like 8 hours making this instead! I mean I spend enough time editing the shit out of other themes, figured I’d just make one myself, so here it is :^)

specs:

  • 250px & 400px posts
  • single column
  • lots of color customization
  • 150px sidebar image
  • customizable font
  • post wrapper option 
  • transparent posts & wrapper 
  • 2 extra links (u can honestly add more if u want u just gotta tweak the code a bit!)
  • umm ?? 
  • idk its got a cute little search bar
  • also faded images option

–> click here for code/preview!

HOW IS HUMANZ?????

IF you listen to this album all the way through, it tells a story.  A story u can definitely feel.  Hallelujah money wasnt popular on its own when it first came out, but with this album it is SO powerful and made me a little emotional.  I hear a lot of things about how slow pace the album is and honeslty i dont know how fast u want it to be? lol It had a nice flow going from one song to another. There were more than one song that I really loved.  Gorillaz is the only band that can do that for me.  They are here at a very good time when 2016 was shit, and the uncertainty of our future is scary right now.  Gorillaz coming with this album is great with a positive finish at the end of the album ^^

anonymous asked:

I'm a nosy hoe so pardon me that I will ask you top 5 drags of 2016/2017 from the Ih , or ichiruki moments that made you think 'yep Kubo u ain't slick'

I’m going to go with IR moments because though there are many of each, I can easily reference IR. I can’t remember all the drags.

Top 5 IR moments that made me think ‘yep Kubo u ain’t slick’:

He’s so concerned about her. And she says ‘let’s go home’. Yeah, it’s later revealed that she’s been bunking at his crib, but LET’S. GO. HOME. IR had an ease with each other from the very beginning.

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What can I say? I don’t have any selfcontrol.
Let’s go.

——-^——-

Everybody need to calm down.

Keith had a shit plan that obviously not gonna work, Allura have no idea what to do with Blue, Hunk is so scared that he can’t breath and Pidge is scolding a lot.

Lance take a breath and close his eyes. He can’t die here. They need to find Shiro. He need to back home. He will not die in the meddle of the nothing.

- Ok, little babys. Shout the quiznack now.

Something in his voice make everyone stop to talk.

- Keith, dude, u are smart, i know that u are capable to make another plan, better than this shit that could kill everyone here. C'mon Ramon, u r the big Brother here. Don’t make take your place, huh? I’ll tell mama and laugh of ur face, do u know?

Keith blinked his eyes chocked and agreed with him.

- Allura, my sweet, I know that is everything new, and u have any experience, but trust in Blue, this isn’t her first battle, he is smartest than u think.

Allura take a breath and think about what Lance said, and realize that he is right.

- Pidge, can u just calm down? Saying this bad words can’t solve anything, u r scaring Hernandez, do u know he is sensitive. Control ur mouth or mama will know about this chica.

Pidge is so chocked that couldn’t say anything.

- Hernandez, muchacho, everything will be fine, Ramon will think in a amazing plan and we will go home faster than u imagine, relax, I’m here, remember what i promise? Anything can hurt my hermanos, we can, you’ll see.

Hunk is crying, he are Lance’s friend so long to recognize this names.

- Todos necesitan calmarse ahora. Todo el mundo sabe que soy el tipo más dramático que existe, y sólo yo, dejen de intentar robar mi título, entendieron?

Just Hunk understood what Lance said because he saw many times Lance freckin out in spanish, and laughed a lot.

- Now that everyone is better, Ramon, is time to bring us back home, mama Rosa will cook some quesadillas tonight, who wants to eat las quesadillas de la doña Rosa?

Anyone want to break Lance’s motivation, not now that he make the impossible bring some calm in this moment. If he don’t perhaps that he called Keith and Hunk for his brother’s names, and freaking out in spanish, they will not say anything.

- Me!

Everyone screamed, and Lance could relax.

Keith make a new plan, much better than the other, Allura trusted in Blue, Pidge start to joking to help Lance keep everybody calm, and Hunk could make his job whitout fear, everything will gonna be ok.

anonymous asked:

Love ur blog! May I request Mattsun & Makki (separatly) reaction to their petite but tough s\o defending them cuz of boy's goofy behavior (like they are goofy but they can be really serious & attentive partners)?

Matsukawa

• hands down, he’d get this goofy smile on his face as he steps back and let’s them do their thing

• while he don’t give a damn about said person’s opinion on him, he is very touched that his s/o is so quick to defend his honor

• when they have given the person a piece of their mind he wraps his arms around them “look at u go my little knight, so brave <3″

Hanamaki

• would stand in the background and be like yoooOOOOOO look at them go! I got u babe if u need me.. if not i’ll stay here! 

• would chuckle a bit because he couldn’t care less about what people think of him, goof or not. He embraces that shit 

• really happy they defend him though, will absolutely make it up to them. “if u were a superhero you’d be the best goddamn hero *smoochie noises*”

Why I Can’t Bring Myself To Ship Delena

aight i was gon post this on twitter but im gon post this here instead bc its long. firstly i actually used to ship delena until i rewatched the show and now nahhhh not in a million years fam

(a) FIRSTLY HOW THE SHIP CAME ABOUT LIKE! so yall remember at the end of s2 or whatever where stefan literally agreed to be klaus’ bitch so that he’d save his brother? RIGHT. so stefan is off with klaus bc he wants to protect his brother and his gf elena. and damon decides to be a massive cock and go after elena EVEN THOUGH THE ONLY REASON STEFAN IS GONE WAS SO HE COULD SAVE HIS LIFE LIKE. and elena /falls in love with him/. like what the shit. stefan is legit riskin his life out here for the two of u and u guys are tryna fuck? lmao ok. 

(b) would you fuck someone who snapped your little brother’s neck and compelled your best friend to sleep with them (aka legit r*pe). like man its just….unrealistic? like if a man TOUCHED my little brother in a malicious way, id murder him. like that man has done TOO MUCH to her family and she legit was just like lmao my boyfriend is gone so im just gonna get with this bloke like.

© literally their entire relationship is just damon whinging about how he’ll never be good enough for her and all this crap. like the eNTire TIME. and every time she breaks it off wit him, he just goes on a killing spree like u wanna calm down m8. and yet people are like “uwu character development” like um? if hes gonna revert back to bein a serial killer every time elena upsets him then hes legit not developing as a character at all? elena literally gets aLL THE CREDIT for his character development when she legit didnt do shit to improve as a person (she tried tho lmao). he’s a better person with bonnie & stefan and he isnt even trying. 90% of damon’s character development happened when elena wasnt in the show hmmmm okay. 


aight im done and im ready for delena stans to yell at me about how great their ship is like im legit not in the mood like. ship what u want but i just rlly needed to rant. 

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GOT7 Reaction | When their S/O locks themselves out of their car

| Hey, I was wondering if I could do a got7 reaction to their s/o locking their keys in their car, and having to call them for help | YUP YUP AKA ME ALL THE TIME I’VE ONLY LIVED IN OUR NEW HOUSE FOR BARELY A YEAR AND I’VE ALREADY LOCKED MYSELF OUT 4 TIMES WHOOPS GOD BLESS SPARE KEYS AM I RIGHT ~admin H


Mark: I think he wouldn’t mind at all!!! He’s used to dealing with forgetful people all the time, and if you’re a particularly forgetful and spacey person then he’ll just laugh it off and come to your rescue, making sure that you don’t accidentally lock themselves out again. 

JB/Jaebum: he would be a little annoyed, especially if you called him in the middle of practice or if he was in the middle of a busy schedule, but he would go and help you if his manager allowed him to quickly run and get you. He might be a little grouchy with you because of that, but you know he would do anything for you so he’s just annoyed in this moment, he really doesn’t mind at all.

Jackson: he’s gonna laugh his ass off first before he comes to get you haha u better bet that he’s gonna bring this up against u all the time if ur having an argument about what to get for dinner then he’s gonna be That Asshole who’s like “yeah but okay remember that time you locked urself out of ur car like some kinda fool and i had to come rescue you-” okay jackson we’ll get chicken jesus christ let it g o 

Jinyoung: he’s a freaking gentleman at all times you can call him at like 3 am bc u were at a friends house n u locked urself out of ur car and he’ll drag his ass out of his warm bed and help u out no problem and w v little complaining, however he will pull a jackson whenever ur getting too sassy with him and remind u exactly who was it that saved ur ass from the cold again oh that’s right it was him

Youngjae: sweet sunshine will do his best to run out either by himself or with another member so that he can help you!! he, like jinyoung, doesn’t mind going out and helping you bc to him that’s just being a good BF is helping his S/O in their times of need~ he might tease you a little bit just to be a goof but he can’t be mad at you, you’re too cute in his eyes.

Bambam: my boi here would be like jackson and fuckin roast ur ass to hell and back okay he loves you so much but this is A. the funniest thing to happen all week and B he loves to tease u bc u get all flustered and its Literally the Cutest thing and he’s a piece of shit but u love him anyways

Yugyeom: i think he would really really want to go help you but since he’s the youngest if they’re in the middle of a schedule or its late at night then either he wouldn’t be allowed to go at all or he would have to go with a member, and the latter is usually the case but in the case of not being allowed he’ll beg another member to go over and help you since he can’t be there himself and he really hates being the youngest sometimes

anonymous asked:

oh gosh i know i've sent this concept before but i can't remember to whom so if it was u forgive me but i have shit memory... anyways albert ALSO has a daddy kink but get this he has a legit real life daddy kink like he makes u hold his hand everywhere u go n only calls you princess/baby girl/little one and LOVES when ur hairs in pigtails/there's bows in ur hair like ur just his little bb girl n he loves u and wHO AM I GOD I NEVER SAY SHIT LIKE THIS alb does things to me. - 🌻

tHIS IS SOME GOOD STUFF RIGHT HERE

ACOTAR hogwarts au headcanons:

  • so the SPRING COURT 
  • the spring court are basically those asshole Gryffindors that are v close minded but think they’re all that cause gryffindors 
  • (except Ianthe who’s a textbook Slytherin and tamlin insists she’s the only decent snake out there lmao boy is he deluded) 
  • lucien was a hatstall, between gryffindor and hufflepuff. he chose gryffindor cause of Tamlin and also cause some of his brothers were in hufflepuff and he does NOT like them
  • now the night court is obviously mostly in slytherin EXCEPT for Mor and Cassian, who are in Gryffindor and stage some guerrilla warfare shit against the spring court clique 
  • Feysand Head Boy and Girl power couple, obviously 
  • Azriel and Amren are prefects. no one in their right mind would let Mor and Cass have a badge so…they’re not
  • Feyre was sorted into Hufflepuff as an eleven yr old but feels as tho she’s changed a lot over the years despite maintaining og qualities of loyalty and hard work  
  • Azriel was also a hatstall, and was nearly put into Ravenclaw. He wasn’t tho, cause he got them self preservation skills
  • Elaine and Nesta were probably marked as Squibs but ended up showing enough magical potential later on. Anyway for arguments sake they’re Hufflepuff and Gryffindor, respectively 
  • ok so QUIDDITCH:
  • gryffindor team is as follows: Mor is a seeker + captain, Cassian is a beater, tamlin is a chaser, and lucien is a keeper
  • working with tamlin is THE MOST #yikes but Mor deals w/ it cause she can u kno…kick his ass. also lucien mediates a lot cause he’s a good guy sometimes
  • slytherin: Rhys is a chaser + captain, Amren is a seeker, Az is a chaser, and bitchass Ianthe commentates 
  • the hufflepuff team is like captain Feyre (seeker) and some of the summer court 
  • like Tarquin a chaser and they’re rlly good friends. some of the autumn court used to be on the quidditch team and Feyre was like NOPE not dealing with THAT shit right now GET OUT
  • Rhysand embarked on a four year courtship of Feyre, including some straight up James Potter shit like ‘alright archeron?’
  • ‘i’d rather go out w/ the giant squid than you, rhys’
  • ‘well you’re dating tamlin, so that’s not too far off’
  • he once wrote ‘will u go out with me/rhysand is the best lover a girl can hope for’ on every chalkboard in the school (while she was still w/ tamlin though YIKES)

Professional pussy destroyer dork.

fight them or nah- exo version
  • xiumin: stop kidding yourself. u wanna fight him? go ahead. try. he will pick u up and slam dunk u so hard u will not even see it coming. and then this shit will wink at u. TRY HIM WHY DONT YOU
  • suho: look here m8, don't fight the man. he's nice and kind (and probably has a kink idk man). fight him or not, i assure you, you will end up consoling him after so just let him be and let him hide in closets he's such a mom.
  • yixing: no. just no. why would you fight this little baby. he has abs and he plays the guitar and he says "WAHHHH" and "AIYOOO" and that little giggle and just exists??? so???
  • chanyeol: fight him. fight him with words and mouth and your bodies and whatever. make terrible puns and try to shout louder than him and defeat him in endless nonsense.
  • baekhyun: this little shit is confusing so fight him at your own risk. he will either a) turn cute within seconds leaving you confused or b) turn hot within seconds leaving you confused and deSPERATE
  • chen: half of me says "YAH" and the other half says "NAH". just team up with him and fight someone else bc that will give u a definite winner i mean come on rlly. you two can be sarcastic AS FUCK and bring down the other person so bad it WILL BE DELIGHTFUL TO WATCH
  • sehun: FIGHT HIM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FIGHT HIM. IT WILL NOT HELP THAT HE'S LIKE A TOL GIANT-ISH PERSON AND THAT HIS SMOULDERS ARE PRAISE-WORTHY JUST FIGHT HIM FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR.
  • kai: i know it's hard to resist but no. don't fight him. he will win without even trying. his transition from "cinnamon roll jongin" to "sinnamon roll kai" is too fast. (also satansoo but whatever)
  • kyungsoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEST OF LUCK M8

so, one month ago today, i made a great life decision to make this obi-wan blog. seriously, this has been such a great time on him. thank you all for following me, and doing stuff with me. thanks for putting up with my smol ginger’s sinning, as well as my sinning too. you all are fantastic, and this fandom is amazing. i’ve made so many friends on obi-wan, and i hope i can continue to do so, no matter how scared i am of everyone. here’s a list of people who are gr8, people who are sick memers, people i watch and admire from afar, and people i love! c: and even if you’re not on here, you’re still fantastic and wonderful. stay classy, coruscant. B)

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bts at the grocery store

jin: k fam we’re here
jungkook: what the fuck did you bring all of us here for
jin: jungkook u can go ahead and stroll the fuck out of here i thought u were over ur period
jungkook: FUNY JOKE–
rapmon: JUNGKOOK STFU WE ARE HERE TO BUY FOOD NOT ARGUE
suga: welp while u guys argue like the trash u are im gonna go look for more swag *walks away*
jimin: rapmon hyung! i found some jams!! which would u prefer strawberry orange or grape–
rapmon: JIMIN I DONT CARE U STILL GOT NO JAMS
jimin: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jin: namjoon we lost them
rapmon: wat
jin: v and jhope…….we lost them
rapmon: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jimin: did u just cOpy me
rapmon: well to be correct you copied suga so ??????
jin: OKAY GUYS JUST SHUT UR LITTLE TRAPS AND GET WHAT WE CAME HERE FoR
v: GUYS GUSYGSUGYSYGUSY
jin: what the spontaneous hell
v: PLES I BEG OF YOU JUST LET ME BUY IT
jimin: wh–
rapmon: taehyung good fuking lord for the last time YOU CAN NOT BUY THE FUCKING BARBIE DOLL DREAM VACATION HOUSE NOW GO PUT THAT SHIT BACK
v: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jimin: WHAT TH E FUCK EVERYONE STOP
v: WHO ARE U TO SAY STOP ITS NOT EVEN UR LINE
jin: im thinking of retiring……*slides into random aisle*
jimin: i DONT FUCKING CARE U LITTLE 3 YEAR OLD
rapmon: UR BOTH FUCKING 3 YEAR OLDS NOW STFU AND GET STUFF WE ACTUALLY NEED
v: *walks away while pouting* i needed that dream house tho..,,,,,,,,,,,,,
jimin: *walks away still jamless* fukin noob,,,,,,,
jhope: namjoon pls just let me buy this its on sale
rapmon: Jung fucking Hoseok we are not here to buy DAMN MY LITTLE PONIES
jhope: bBUT we hAVE SOEMTHING IN COMMON PLES
rapmon: U ARE NOT A HORSE U ARE A MAN SO ACT UR AGE NOT UR SHOE SIZE
jhope: *throws mlp on the ground*
jhope: ………………..
jhope: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jungkook: jiNN IM HELPING!!! *brings stuff to cart*
jin: jungkook you cant buy FUCKING 15 MINUTE MAID APPLE JUICE BOXES GET OUT WITH THIS BULLSHIT
jungkook: ……….. :( *puts some juice boxes back*
jungkook:
jungkook: *suga intro voice* god damnit!
jin: im going to go insane mother of christ
*an hour or four later*
rapmon: jin i fuking give up none of them are no where to be found lets just leave
jin: namjoon im not sure u realize how quickly we will be thrown right the fuck out of bighit
jimin: smh……….not like u even wanna be an idol anyway with ur acting college
jin: sweet fuckballs JIMIN IDK HOW MANY TIMES I NEED TO TELL YOU THOSE SUN GLASSES DONT DISGUISE U SO GTFO
rapmon: shots fired………….*begins to write this convo down for future cypher part 4 lyrics*
jin: NAMJOOn NOT U TOO DONT FALL INTO ThiS tEMPTATIon
suga: its too late….my aura of swag has contaminated u all into loving my swaggy intro lyrics
jungkook: LMAO 1-800-bITCH-U-THOUGHT
suga: lmao child of satan if u dont shut ur nasty trap right now i will not hesitate to shove this kiddie juice box right down ur throat
jungkook: FIGHT ME
jin: guys–
jhope: NAH NAH SINCE U ALL ARE BEING SO FUCKNG NOISY AS HELL WHY DONT WE FIGHT IM SICK OF THIS shIT
jungkook: jHOE YEAH THATS RIGHT U ARE A FUCKING HOE WITH UR LITLE MLP COLLECTION AT HOME SO U CAN FUCK RIGHT OUT OF THIS CONVO
jhope: u CUNT–
jin: hey do u guys mind if–
v: CAN U ALL STFU IM TRYING TO TEL THIS SLOW AF CASHIER TO GIVE ME A KPOP IDOL DISCOUNT ON THIS DREAM HOUSE
jungkook: UR SUCH A DAMN LOSER WHO THE HELL BUYS A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE??????????
v: UM THAT WOULD BE ME JUNGFUCKER SO FUCK OFF-
jin: Your mother has had enough.
bangtan:
jin: What the absolute honest spectacular hell is wrong with all of you? We can’t do anything, not even normal things like this because you guys are always acting like little kids……so thats why im retiring fuck u all bye *disappears in smoke as his cover of eomma plays in the bg*
jimin: well i can quite honestly say i have no clue what the fuck just happened
rapmon: u all pushed ur mother to ur limits………look what u’ve done
jungkook: *SOBBING HYSTERICALLY* mOATHER PLS i LOVE U
suga: see….my swag was too much for u all to handle……. only swag master suga can handle tht kind of level of sweg
v: yoongi we all know ur amount of swag is gone like the rapping skills u never had…..
suga: fight me u whore
security guard: excuse me boys we’re gonna have to ask u guys to leave…ur causing too much disruption here ya kno
jungkook: ur not my dad fuck of–
rapmon: YEPYEPEE OK NO PROB LETS LEAVE GUYs HAVE A NICE DAY BYE
bangtan: *walks out in shame*
*alarms go off*
v and jhope:
jimin and jungkook:
all 4 of them: …….FUCK *DASHES OUT LIKE TRACK STARS*
rapmon: and now they stole shit im done im disowning all of u goodnight boston

my favorite reactions of my friend watching hamilton (act 1)

- wait what is hamilton even trying to do

- i’m not throwing away my SHOT

- YO THOSE THREE GIRLS CAN SING

- is the one in the blue dress eliza or whatever

- is there an angelica? i’m confused af

- THE KING

- this guy is singing about how he is gonna fuck everyone up

- “I WILL KILL YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY” THIS IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER NOW

- wait is that the guy from frozen

- oh the revolution is starting. i’m still confused. 

- there’s a man bitching about something??? “that’s george washington” oh. 

- aaron burr daddy

- DYING IS EASY LIVING IS HARDER DAYUM. 

- BURR DESERVED BETTER I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUG

- oh the holy trinity has appeared once again (upon seeing the schuyler sisters)

- wait isn’t ham with eliza why is he with angelica

- isn’t angelica with burr

- ANGELICA AND ELIZA ARE SISTERS?

- HELPLESS IS MY JAM

- damn ham what a charmin man

- that kiss lasted more than their whole relationship

- ANGELICA YASS, ANGELICA IS MY FAV

- WAIT, WHAT IS HAPPENING

- ANGELICA SLAAAAY ME

- SLAY ME HUNTY YASS

- WHAT WHAT HAM AND ANGELICA

- DRAMA I LOVE IT

- burr and ham i ship it

- where the king at i miss him

- LEE U STUPID ASS SHIT

- LEE U DISGUSTING PRICK

- eliza you second choice JE

- OMG ELIZA U GON HAVE A LITTLE BACON

- OMG MR. BAGUETTE

- HOW MANY LOVERS DOES HAMILTON HAVE 

- IMMIGRANTS WE GET THE JOB DONE YASSSSSSSSSSSS

- tURN ME UPSIDE DOWN DADDY

- THE KING YES

- burr’s voice is so soft omg

- SING ME TO SLEEP DADDY

- DICTHED THE UGLY ASS PONYTAIL

- the dANCERS I CAN’T

- I LOVE THE FLOOR THINGY THAT SPINS

i’m not throwing away my SHOT

2

Well, story time:

these two photos were taken within 4 years of difference, the first one i was in a disney park, the other one i was in my house, when the first one was taken (in 2011) i was bad, as you guys know my grandfathers died with just one month of difference that fucked me up, bad, my family all of them were okay and going on with their lives, but me. They used to tell me that i had to let them go but i was just to attatched that was interfering with my life, that was when i started cutting and starving, i stopped sleeping, i felt ugly and hopeless nothing made me happy, not even disneyland i was in the bottom, when we were back in town, when the trip ended i remember i tried to kill myself with pills, nobody knew about that, and it obviously didnt work, when we were back in school i was alone, again, no friends, nothing, untill i meet my two best friends, but that wasnt a good year either, i had a panic attack in the school bathroom and scratched my legs, they send me home and i obviously didnt tell anything to my mom about that, and she decided that it would be a good idea to send me with a therapist, thing that didnt worked because my family is more focused in school  than they are in my mental health of course, eventually my mom found out about the wounds, she yelled at me because she thought my self-harm issues were over, that was it, i was just locked in my room crying, i was in my worst shape, i was literally on the borderline of developing bulimia, suicide attempts, cutting, crying every night, and then faking smiles, that was me. everything was a lie, i was sick, and nobody cared, they were just too focused in their lifes, my grades, the fact that we were new living in a big city, but they didnt cared about my mental health, i was hearing voices, seeing stuff and i told my mom about this, what did she said? “Barbara, its because you are tired, thats it, go and get some sleep, you will feel better in a couple hours”, i obviously didnt, i was seeing shadows, hearing voices that were yelling inside my head saying stuff like “kill yourself, nobody cares”, “who would care about you?” “Barbara remember that u are fat, ugly, useless, and you have the worst grades in this family” i was hopeless, i didnt knew what to do, so this day i decided that i was going to try, again, the date this time was: July 17, i dont know why, just because, it was not going to be in december, i mean, christmas, january? nope, my family will start without a daughter, i dont want that, february? uh, best friends birthday, march? yeah march, it could be march, but no, in april your other best friend will be 17 so no, may? uh, sisters birthday, june, i dont know vacation, july, july, nothing happens in july, thats it. July, i wrote it in notebooks, newspapers, books, until this day a lady went to our house, i mean im not superstisious or however is that thing spelled and i was sceptical at first i mean a lady with magic potions? bull. And she did this thing where she put a drop of the magic stuff in my head and i felt it in my brain, in my eyes, in my nose, mouth, my whole body, it was relaxing and it was great, my eyes were closed and  then i saw a light i swear to god i saw a light and i was like ‘what the bloody hell is this shit' i started crying with my eyes closed, and believe it or not: that shit gave me hope, and it was amazing, i realized that im important in this life, i smile, and laugh now, and not because of that magical drop, i do that because i know im worth something, i have something to life for, im not like religious and that stuff but i know something wanted me to be here, to live, to see what life has here prepared for me, and i hope that thing is big, because now, i want to live, i want to be here, and smile, and laugh, and sing and dance, things that i used to not do because i thought i wasnt worth that happines. Now, im happy, and nothing is going to interfer with it, nothing.

So, my advice for you guys is dont give up, keep going even if u cant see any drop of light anywhere because that shit is out there, and life has something big prepared for you, if u fall, stand up clean up a little and keep going, nothing can stop you, you are strong enough to do this shit. Believe me. 

What she says: I’m not here for you

What she means: bitch whAT THE FUCK Y U SO STUPID WHO THE F GAVE U THE RIGHT U LITTLE SHIT IM THIS CLOSE TO GIVING U THE BIGGEST VERBAL BEATING OF UR LIFE U DONE GO CHEATING ON MY SISTER AND THEN TELLING THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IT AND-

What she says: i know my sister like I know my own mind you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind

What she means: -AND LITERALLY U OWE EVERYTHING TO ELIZA WHAT THE FUCKYOU DONT DESERVE HER GET OUTTA HERE YOU BITCHASS AND IM TRYING TO KEEP ALL MY CHILL RIGHT NOW-

What she says: I love my sister more than anything in this life I will choose her happiness over mine every time. Put what we had aside, I’m standing at her side

What she means: -I CANT BELIEVE I EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT WASTING MY TIME ON U WHAT THE FUCK Y U TELL THE WHOLE WORLD THIS IS A PRIVATE SITUATION I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU COULD BE SO STUPID-

What she says: You will never be satisfied gOD I HOPE YOUR SATISFIED

What she means: Fuck you.