so here is voldy

Lord Voldemort and shit I got beaten by a baby.
Lord Voldemort and I am Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Lord Voldemort and I’m not even in this book.
Lord Voldemort and shit, where’s my nose?
Lord Voldemort and Lucius you had one job.
Lord Voldemort and now we’re getting somewhere.
Lord Voldemort and fuck you Harry everything was going so well.