so help me god am i cute

Everyone asking for clippings from the Demon Rose would be better off asking @systlin as she seems to be less deathly allergic to the great outdoors than I am. I mean I love you all dearly but I Struggle to breathe when I’m outside/itch horrendously and I’m not really up to negotiating with my wildly out of control hell plant that is a foot taller than me. (Unless you are in MN and or have already talked to me about this, then I will absolutely get ETD to take some clippings for you, I just hella do not have the time or spoons to do this myself right now, at least not until we get my auto-immune shit sorted.)

Also to the little young witches trying to offer me helpful advice about dealing with garden spirits, you’re so cute, gods bless your little socks <3. 

But to those trying to tell me that using the term “familiar” is appropriation (L O L) of your “culture”, (L O L) y’all hysterical. I am literally a Scottish witch from Scotland who has been practicing witchcraft longer than you’ve been alive. So you can take your fake Celtic ass back to the fake astral realm of bullshit from whence ye came, please, thank you and ~✨blessed be✨~.

BTS reaction to you being their little sister and asking for help because of a boy you like

Anon said:  could i have a reaction to BTS where you are the little sister and you ask them for help, because of a boy you like

- This is soooo CUTE! Enjoy 


Jungkook: *sits down* “So tell me what you have on your mind. I am here”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Jimin: “SO there is a guy huh?” *gets close to you, stares* *gif*

Originally posted by missbaptan

Taehyung: “WAIT YOU LIKE SOMEONE?! WHAAA” *is shoot but happy af*

Originally posted by jjilljj

J-Hope: “This is actually, happening… Oh my God” *gif + is happy for you*

Originally posted by nycbtslover

Rap Monster: “ICAN’TBELIEVETHISMOMENTISHAPPENING” *gif*

Originally posted by yoongichii

Suga: “Uuuuuuu my little sisterr is having a crushhh” *teases a lot*

Originally posted by forever-young-got7

Jin: “Just before you say anything… If he hurts you I will kick his ass” *gif*

Originally posted by jjilljj

What I think of when listening to the Heathers soundtrack
  • Beautiful: School sucks...nope never mind!!!
  • Candy Store: Bow down or get out Bitch!!!
  • Fight for me: Damn boy!!! You single???
  • Freeze Your Brain: Don't kill yourself, have a slushie instead!!
  • Big Fun: Parents are gone let's get wasted!! Wooo!!!
  • Dead Girl Walking: I'm pissed, horny, hot and you're cute! Let's do this!!!
  • The Me inside of Me: Ok, Bitch is dead... let's make her into a martyr!!(Aka Miss Fleming gets too self involved and helps them get away with murder.)
  • Blue: I'm soooo horny!! NO!!!
  • Our Love is God: I am God! We are god! We will kill them all!!! *V freaking out*
  • My Dead Gay Son: My son is dead, gay (shush), and so am I!!!
  • Seventeen: Please can't we just be normal, no more killing. Just you and me.
  • Shine a Light: Kids are dying, this is great for my career!!!
  • Life Boat: I'm a jerk, but there is more to me than that.
  • Shine a Light Reprise: Heather vs. Heather
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: I had hope once, now it's gone.
  • Yo Girl: Run Veronica Run.
  • Meant to be Yours: Come on Veronica, we are meant to be! I just want to blow up the school!!! It's no big deal.
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: Ok, that's it!! I'm done with your BS.
  • I am Damaged: I'm too messed up! Wait no you're not!!! *boom*
  • Seventeen Reprise: I know everything has gone to hell, but let's try and be normal.
Bts reaction to being mistaken for an older brother:

Anon requested: Hello! luv ur blog can u make a reaction they were taking a walk with their s/o when suddenly a kid runs up to them and attack hugs them thinking they’re their older brother or smth xD

A/N: Thank you so much, I am slowly working on the requests so here is yours all done I hope you like it.


Jin:

Originally posted by theseoks

Bright smile “Do you want some help little guy?” Jin will say before proceeding to help the boy back to his family. Rounding on you with sparkling eyes he’ll admit a secret he’s been keeping to himself. “Wouldn’t it be nice if we had one of our own Jagiya?

Suga:

Originally posted by queensalad-stormbutterfly

Holding the boy hands and dropping to his knees“Do you want help finding him?” the happiest smile will be on his face and though he won’t say anything, Suga definitely plans on having a little boy all to himself with you.

J-Hope:

Originally posted by jhope-shi

OK so the child might not be particularly lost, but I think Hobi will creep the hell out of him “Oh god, no I am not your hyung. Are you lost, do you need help? Jagi help me!”

Rap Monster:

Originally posted by theseoks


“Do I look like your hyung? Call me hyung then till we find him for you” Namjoon said as he carried the baby back to his original owner. You’ll be wiping your tears like choke me this is so cute.

Jimin:

Originally posted by irapjustlikejay-z

“Hello there!” chim chim exclaimed as the boy ran towards him and buried his face in his legs. Startled and overwhelmed, Jimin will explain that he isn’t the one he is looking for, making it up to him by buying some sweets for the lost child.

V/ Taehyung:

Originally posted by deathlymaze

He is working his magic. Idk what it is with V and kids but the boy will be laughing and having the time of his life with you involved that he just won’t approve on going back to his family.

Jungkook:

Originally posted by ultranicolet

Secretly offended like is there someone as good looking as me? But Kookie will hug him back for nudging you to do something and you’ll just roll your eyes because classical jungkook move. You will both attempt returning the lost baby to his parents as Jungkook’s face heats up with the possible idea of having his own child between you two.
long ass rant about the whole host/dark situation

so i hoped i didnt need to make this post but we’re here now i guess.
for those of you who aren’t aware yet there’s been a recent trend of “shipping” darkiplier and the host. idk how it excactly happened but i think it was because people theorized that maybe dark “saved” the host and has been keeping him under control ever since. 

originally this idea was really cool! it would explain a lot and also gave some interesting new angles from which we could look at these two characters. 
i was all game for this at first but seen that i’m talking in past tense you can kinda guess what happened after that…

people went from “hey this adds a lot to their lore and gives us character development” to “the way dark manipulates and beats the host is so hot!!” so fucking fast and i am DISGUSTED. (i’m not blowing this up btw i’ve literally seen several different people tag things about this as “hot” and “something they want”)

let me tell you something.
i’ve been emotionally abused for a long time and in kind of a similar situation. it was someone who presented themself as help and turned really toxic really fast. So to see people take this very serious situation and turn it into this weird “fetish” is so god awful that words fail me.
like would you go up to someone who’s been abused and go “wow u and ur abuser are so cute together!” no, you wouldn’t

i could go on about this forever but point is: stop doing this. you are glorifying abuse and it’s disgusting. you can theorize about these scenario’s but treat them as what they are and not some sort of weird fetish.

that’s all

bottomtothetop  asked:

for the fluff prompt can you do "your lips are warm" and "Aw , you're blushing like a rose" ? Thanks :DD

Back at it again with the late replies to prompts AY 👉🏻 Also it’s 1am and I haven’t proof-read through this I apologise if this is just a big load of shite

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“Michael, do you think I’ll ever kiss someone?”

Michael’s attention wavered, causing his character on screen to miss his block and die, resulting in a game over. He didn’t seem to care though as he turned to Jeremy and raised an eyebrow, setting down his controller.

“Dude…” he began, struggling to find the right words. “Did you seriously just ask me that?”

“I’m being serious Mike!” Cried Jeremy, throwing down his controller and pouting like a sad puppy. “How long have we been in high school? Long enough to get a girlfriend, Micheal!”

His best friend lowered his eyebrow and sighed. “Not everyone will get a girlfriend straight away bro,” he said sympathetically. He wasn’t lying, he for example would never get a girlfriend… but that wasn’t his concern right now.

“Micheal I don’t think you understand,” Jeremy stated, looking up at his best friend. “A high school girlfriend is key for an successful relationships to follow,” he continued, gesturing with his hands to get his point across.

Michael hummed in agreement, “how so?”

Jeremy locked eyes with Micheal and leaned forward, enough to make the boy blush a little.

“Kissing”

The single statement caused Michael to choke on his drink, turning to face his friend.

“W-what about it?” He squeaked out in response.

“Do you know how to kiss Michael?” He said again with the same solid tone.

“N…no?”

“EXACTLY!” He cried, pointing at his friend with enthusiasm. “And have you ever had a girlfriend?”

Michael tried not to laugh. “No.”

“I rest my case,” he sighed, deflating back into the beanbag. “Us boys need practice Mike, otherwise we won’t know what to do for the real thing.”

“I see…” said Michael, lowering his slushie. ‘This… could work…’ he thought to himself.

“I thought that when we entered high school everything would be different…” his best friend continued, fiddling with the lint on his sweater.

“Mhm,” Michael said again, leaning closer to his friend. ‘I’m going to do it I’m going to do it I’m going to-’

“Does this mean I’ll never get a girlfriend? Or if I do, I’ll be lousy at kissing and then they won’t want me anymore cause I haven’t had a chance to practice in high school and-”

“You can practice with me.” 'Holy shit I said it holy shit holy shit holy shit holy-’

Jeremy started at his best friend, cheeks flushed and mouth agape.

“You… you being serious..?” He squeaked. Michael nodded a little too enthusiastically and Jeremy’s face grew a few shades brighter. “Well… I…uh… I mean…”

“Awe Jeremy, you’re blushing like a rose!” Michael giggled, trying to lift the awkward atmosphere out of the air. Jeremy stuttered out a response, nothing that Michael could understand. The boy knew that Jeremy would try to avoid the statement, eagerly searching for a way out - Michael would have to take this upon himself.

He had never thought much of how his first kiss would go. If he was honest, Michael would never have imagined it would come to this - kissing his best friend in his basement for 'practice’.

The kiss lasted only a second or so before Michael broke away. He didn’t dare lock eyes with Jeremy, who was dying on the beanbag opposite. His face had reached a new shade of red as he stared back at his best friend. 'He just kissed me holy shit I just got kissed by my best friend. Does he like me like that? Did he enjoy it? Should I have enjoyed it? I’m not gay though - am I bi? Is it bad that I want to kiss him again I mean his lips were really soft and cute and oh god-’

“You were pretty good too I guess,” he heard Michael mutter, finally looking up to face Jeremy. He didn’t seem to register what he had just said out load, Jeremy was more focused on the dark brown eyes looking back at him. “So did that 'practice’ help or-”

Michael was cut off with another pair of lips crashing onto his. His mind short-circuited as he realised it was Jeremy who was kissing… JEREMY WAS KISSING HIM!

Afterwards the two lay there, staring at each other for a couple of minutes, their game and drinks long forgotten. The boys both wore a small smirk on their faces.

“So… you want to practice some more?”

Kaeri’s Otayuri Fic Rec List #4

Hello my lovelies! It’s Saturday which means… another Otayuri fic rec list YAY!!! I’m SO, SO proud of this fandom HOLY SHIT I can’t believe that within a month since episode 10 of YOI aired, we’ve already churned out this much amazing content…!!! I love you guys so much!!! <3

Okay, now get ready for my weekly screaming (tho I’m going to try, key word being TRY, to be more coherent)…

Under your skin the moon is alive. (oneshot, mature) by @dawnstruck

WELP. IF I THOUGHT THE FIRST PART KILLED ME THEN THE SECOND PART KILLED ME EVEN MORE UMMMM HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??? Dawnstruck is probably one of my all time favorite fic writers their writing is SO gorgeous and exquisite I’M SOBBING GO READ HER WRITING RIGHT THIS INSTANT I DEMAND YOU

i walk my days on a wire (twoshot, mature) by @idrilka

THE PINING. THE AWKWARDNESS. THE UNRESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION. THE EVENTUALLY RESOLVED SEXUAL TENSION. THE BEAUTIFUL WRITING AND CHARACTERIZATION. GOOD FUCKING BYE WORLD THIS FIC KILLED ME

We fit together (oneshot, sfw) by Llama_and_Lion

I FUCKING DIED READING THIS FIC. I CHOKED ON THE SHEER AMOUNT OF FLUFF. OH MY GOD. HOW COULD SOMETHING SO SWEET AND PRECIOUS EVEN EXIST ON THIS EARTH??? I FEEL SO BLESSED??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Time Enough (oneshot, mature) by Beltenebra

I’M SCREAMING. THIS IS SO, SO SWEET YET HOT SET ME ON FIRE PLS??? THE FLUFF IS TOO REAL I’M CRYING I HAVE NO WORDS

for the rest of my days (oneshot, sfw) by my dearest @altisetsky

THIS FIC FUCKED ME UP SO HARD THE CENTRAL FOCUS ISN’T EVEN REALLY OTAYURI BUT THIS FIC IS SO, SO AMAZING OKAY GO READ IT FOR THE MILA AND YURI FRIENDSHIP FEELS YOU WILL FUCKING DIE I PROMISE

icarus, point to the sun (oneshot, mature) by @humanthyla

BEKA MOTHERFUCKING WON GOLD FUCK YEAHHHHHH MY BOI FINALLY GOT THE GOLD HE DESERVES I’M SOBBING??? ALSO… PROUD BOYFRIEND YURI??? BOTTOM!BEKA??? GOLD METAL KINK??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

Kotyonok (oneshot, sfw) by Bricker

I’M SCREECHING HAHA, this fic was so funny, witty and just really fun to read? OTABEK AND YURI AWKWARDLY FLIRTING IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD I SWEAR TO GOD

fingers crossed my obsession with you is tameable (oneshot, mature) by @yourplisetsky

THIS FIC. ENDED ME. OH MY GOD. IT’S SO FREAKING CUTE AND HOT OH MY GOD I WAS AGGRESSIVELY FANNING MY FACE THE ENTIRE TIME HELP ME I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

Impulsive (oneshot, mature) by my dearest @nooowestayandgetcaught

I’M SHRIEKING THIS IS GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT RIGHT HERE!!! I AM ON FIRE HOLY SHIT… also… pay attention to what Yuri is ranting about… COUGHS

i’d still dance with you (oneshot, mature) by @hawberries

I SPENT THE ENTIRETY OF THIS FIC DYING YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND I STILL CAN’T COHERENTLY EXPRESS HOW AMAZING THIS FIC IS (also… the writer is an AMAZING ARTIST how the fuck are people so multi-talented I swear to god)

Gravity (oneshot, mature) by @fahye

THIS IS SUCH A CREATIVE AND BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN FIC??? Oh my god, the characterization is so great and it’s so awesome watching Otabek and Yuri’s relationship progress over the years…!!! A+++ WOULD RECOMMEND

cast your spell (oneshot, sfw) by @actualbird

THIS FIC WAS SO LOVELY…!!! Such a cute magic AU! I love how Otabek and Yuri develop their friendship so naturally and easily IT’S REALLY, REALLY CUTE AND ADORABLE <3

otabekaltindaily reblogged your post (ongoing, sfw) by @mighty-poffertjes

THE SOCIAL MEDIA FIC I’VE ALWAYS BEEN LOOKING FOR. WE CAN ALL RELATE TO KNUCKLEVINES I MEAN #OTABEKALTINDEFENSESQUAD FOR LIFE??? ALSO, WHERE CAN I SIGN UP FOR BEKA’S FANCLUB???

Darts Made of Hummingbirds (oneshot, sfw) by LiviKate

THIS FIC WAS SO GOOD I really love how this fic addresses Yuri’s growing and changing body! And how Otabek is MORE THAN OKAY WITH IT YEAH SON YOUR BOI IS GROWING INTO A MAN HEH 8D

Wow… okay, so I tried to be more coherent but it DIDN’T WORK. I don’t think I’m very good at containing my feelings. OH WELL.

I REALLY WANTED TO ADD MORE BUT I’M SO TIRED RIGHT NOW SO… see you next Saturday! <3

Please go and kudos all of these lovely fics! Also, please, PLEASE comment if you can; all these writers deserve so much love, support and praise for their hard work.

A huge thank you to all the writers on this list (and all fanfic writers in general) for sharing their beautiful creations with us! I love and appreciate you guys so much <3

NCT Dream reaction to their idol crush giving them a kiss on the cheek and wishing them good luck before a performance

Requested by anon.

heyy! Can I get a Nct dream reacting to their idol crush giving them a kiss on the cheek and wishing them good luck before a performance? ilysm 😻

Thanks for requesting xx

Mark:

Originally posted by mayfifolle

He wouldn’t know how to react. It’d take Chenle shouting for him to come back down to Earth.

That happened right? I’m not dreaming, am I?”

Renjun:

Originally posted by thenextnctunit

He’d feel blessed, he’d almost thank the gods for it.

“Guys, nothing can go wrong after this, the gods have blessed me”

Jeno:

Originally posted by na-jmin

Eye smiles for days. This baby would be remembering it and smiling forever.

“They were so cute, and nice, and they smelled so good. I’m dying, help

Haechan:

Originally posted by haenyan

“I’m irresistible, aren’t I?”
On the outside he’d be a cocky shit, but inside he would be dying.

Jaemin:

Originally posted by catweeen

“Great! Now I’m even more nervous, maybe another kiss would help?”
He’d try to flirt his way into luring them to give him another kiss.

Chenle:

Originally posted by bb-marklee

His screeches would be heard in every part of the world.“THEY KISSED MY CHEEK!!! GUYS!!!! *insert high pitched scream*”

Jisung

Originally posted by stressedfangirl

He’d walk away blushing like crazy as soon as it happened. This baby chick’d be too embarrased.

ask-waiter-alfie  asked:

Oh my god, you're so small and adorable! I could just cuddle you all day! *latches onto the poor boy* Oh my god i wish i was as well dressed and cute when i was little! *is literally like 5'11 and terrifying*

‘’Personal space— It is not nice to cuddle strangers–What are your intentions Mr.America–.(Now I am small so the other countries can kill me easily shit- ) .’’
*nervous laugh*Hahahawhycan’tIbethattallhahaha.

@ask-waiter-alfie

Child MA! : 2/7

pull my heart strings

Originally posted by ronesweasley

Pairing: Sebastian Stan x Female Reader
Rating: Soft M
Summary: You meet Sebastian at a press event for his next movie, and something about you flusters him, making him embarrassed, much to your amusement. 
Author’s Note: Hi, hello! My last Seb story got so much support, so thank you so much! It was definitely unexpected, but amazing. I got another request after I wrote that one, so here it is. General disclaimer: I don’t know Sebastian, or anything about his life. Any similarities are pure coincidence. No disrespect is intended to anyone mentioned.

If anyone told you that your new job would mean that you’re regularly rubbing elbows with the world’s hottest celebrities, you would have first laughed in their face, and then ran in the other direction.

It’s not like you’re afraid, really, but you deal with your fair share of anxiety, and being around all these people who are clearly better off in life than you are makes you more than a little nervous. You’re an event coordinator for a hotel in New York City that regularly hosts weddings, graduation parties and sometimes, charity events.

The first time you met a celebrity, you were so starstruck you could barely get a word out. Soon, though, you were so busy making sure everything was going off without a hitch that you forgot how nervous you had been. 

Today was another big day. The hotel was hosting a fundraiser and press event for a movie, and you were close to hyperventilating at the front desk as you frantically checked to make sure the entire staff was on time.

“You’re going to have a heart attack if you don’t calm down.” One of the receptionists said quietly as he smiled at the guests entering the building.  

“I’m fine.” You say, but you’re not even being very reassuring to yourself. “Just want to make sure everything goes perfectly.”

“Well, don’t look now, but your guests of honor are here.” He murmurs, and your head snaps up, and your eyes widen as you see a few people that you recognize, including one Sebastian Stan, who you’ve had a massive crush on for years

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Scenario - “Hitting A Sweet Spot While Massaging You”

Scenario: It finally seems to be getting to the point where you feel free                       and comfortable enough to ask if he can rub your body. You                       wouldn’t have really said anything, but you’re barely walking,                     he’s just sitting there and your back is screaming for some of                     that special pressure. And it gets it. And you make a noise.  
                  And he freaks out in more ways than one ~
                  No way of escaping the weird feelings in this scenario, my                         apologies. 😂😂



Jaebum :

First Reaction : Holy– am I doing this too hard. .?

He’d immediately pull his knuckles up from the tense plank of muscle but wouldn’t stop the motions. The only sensation that would be the aftertaste of your brief ecstasy? Butterfly tickles smoothing around the pool of your hip bone as he processes the sound you’ve just sung into the air.

* Not in control of my fingers anymore but still has no shame in saying this *

Second Reaction : Is there anywhere else that hurts, Y/N? I’ll be happy to
                                check it all out for my baby…. girl….

I can’t. I literally can’t. Your limbs aren’t about to fall off from what he can see and he’ll have to take that sweater off from you sometime so why not now? Why not just give your whole body a massage while its happening. Best part, it’s for free. At least until he see’s you can stand on your toes– and now see you pinned underneath his arms.  Yeah, Daddy, why don’t you?


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Better Setter!

A/N: Haikyuu (Bokuto/Akaashi/Kuroo/Kenma) - Lee Kenma + Akaashi - Thanks for the prompt anon! 

This fic got so weird hehehe basically how I had bokuaka + kuroken become bokuakakuroken and it’s one of the wildest and silliest tickle fics I’ve written so far - IS WHAT I THINK AND THAT SAYS A LOT I mean look at all the shit I’ve written. Enjoooyyy  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Summary: A very crazy situation from Kenma’s pov; Bokuto and Kuroo suddenly feel very determined to prove to each other that their setters - boyfriends - are more ticklish than the other. Things escalate, not just a little. (still sfw tho hahahah)

Word Count: 2205


“Look look look! And I go baaamm!” Kenma and Akaashi both exchanged tired glances when they heard Bokuto’s loud voice again. Who thought it was a smart idea to get together at Kuroo’s place and watch the recording of their latest Nekoma VS Fukurodani match? Not them.

“HA! No that, your look was priceless when I almost smashed the ball into your face!” Yeah. The game result was a draw, and since it was a simple practice match their coaches did not see the point in dragging it much longer to determine a winner. A draw. Draw! 

Of course that didn’t satisfy the dork captain duo in the least, and both Kenma and Akaashi ended up getting dragged along so that the captains could ‘see on their own who had won the match’.

“That point wasn’t a point!” Bokuto protested. Both of them sat glued to the screen while Kenma and Akaashi lounged on the big couch, each on one side. Kenma playing his games as always, and Akaashi lazily reading the news on his phone app.

“It was,” Akaashi said, and Kenma nodded, both of them intelligent enough to just be able to hear which part of the match they were at.

“Shut up Akaashi! God – look look! Isn’t Akaashi and my teamwork the greatest?” Bokuto’s snarl at Akaashi was instantly forgotten, and Kenma couldn’t help but snort at this. This couple was so cute.

“Nothing like what Kenma and I are doing. Here, look at that. He’s the best setter ever,” Kuroo said, and Kenma felt a subtle blush heat up his cheeks. 

“Pardon me? I am 200% certain Akaashi’s the best setter.” Oh no. Was this really going where they thought this was going? Akaashi and Kenma exchanged glances again and both sighed. Here goes.

“No, Kenma is a much better setter. No offense, Akaashi,” Kuroo continued. It was Bokuto who took offense though, and he suddenly stood and shouted through the noises that came from the recording.

Akaashi is the best! And he is also the sexiest cutest and most handsome setter in the world!” 

“That’s not relevant Bokuto, but since we’re at it, have you ever seen Kenma’s smooth and silky skin? He is what you could call sexy. Nothing can beat that.” Talk about relevance! Kenma blushed like crazy and could see Akaashi was doing the same.

“Hohoho. Then you haven’t felt what Akaashi’s skin is like. I just have to –” Bokuto made a long swiping move with his finger into the air and closed his eyes with a dreamy smile.

“– do thiiiis and his skin feels so soft and smooth under my touch, and he’ll even share his angelic laugh because you see. Akaashi is very sensitive,” Bokuto continued as if he was promoting something in a commercial video, and Kenma felt embarrassed for Akaashi. Poor Akaashi, why were they…

Sensitive? You should see how ticklish Kenma is man! His laughter will make you pregnant!” Kenma’s face exploded. No fucking way did he say that!

“Kuroo!” he finally yelled, lowering his game and glaring at him while he breathed heavily. Big mistake, since the two only now seemed to realize their bae’s were in the same room, and the smirks that appeared on their faces were anything but reassuring.

“What are they…” Akaashi mumbled, slowly lowering his phone as well.

“You dare say ‘ticklish’ without telling me Akaashi is the champion at being tickled?” Bokuto asked, slowly rising on his feet and walking over to where the setters were sitting.

“Why not let me demonstrate it then?” Kuroo asked, and Kenma swallowed as they started to circle around them. Oh no.

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ironic-comicsans  asked:

Okay so I went to Walmart today with my dad and little brothers to get groceries and to check out some video games. While my dad was getting food he sent me and the boys to look at the ps3 games they have. On the way to the game section, we walked past this girl and Oh. My. God. She was so pretty and cute and gorgeous and my god like that should be illegal. And she had on the coolest bomber jacket, and her hair was super long and pretty, and just wow man I am super bi (1/2)

And she was so pretty I just couldn’t help but stare. But then she looked up and saw me staring and i just internally started screaming “oh shit I have been caught!!!!!!!!!!!” But then she smiled at me???????? Like a genuine smile?????? And it was fekin beautiful. So me not trying to be an awkward gay I smiled back, and she stopped and said “I like your jeans” and let me tell you the jeans I was wearing weren’t anywhere near cute they were just your generic jeans (1.5/2)
So you know me being nice I said “thank you! I like your jacket (I meant her face but I couldn’t really say that)” and she said “awwww thank you!!!!!” And then somebody called her, and she told them that she’ll be there in a minute and she turned back to me and was like “hey uh this might seem weird but could I have your number? It’s okay if you know you don’t want to give it to me” and was like “holy shit!!!!!!!!!!” inside (1.75/2)

Anyways we traded numbers and she texted me like 5 minutes after and apologized if it was weird for her to do that and I was no it wasn’t and we talked for a bit and her name is Claire and wow I think I have a crush and I really hope she isn’t straight (I know she probably isn’t cause she asked me my number but still) but after she left I might like squealed and my little brothers looked at me like I was crazy lol (also this is okay to publish just so you know soz for it being wayyy long) (2/2)

OMG!!!! THIS IS SO GAY AND SO PURE!! I HOPE YOU TWO GET SUPER CLOSE!!!

Drabble starters

-“You are not going to die on me. I did not kill forty people and a dog for you to die right now.”

-“Holy shit. Look at that. That’s some…goddamn. You’re so cute.”

-“THIS PERSON IS MINE. LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE. COMPARE YOUR LIVES TO MINE AND GO FUCK YOURSELVES”

-“Listen i know you’re mad at me but hear me out.” *Their bag rustles* “I bought you a cat.”

-“Oh my god im so high right now.” “Why did you say that out loud? We’re babysitting.”

-“Excuse me ma'am, I couldn’t help but notice that you’re extremely cute. Would you like to go to a monster truck derby with me?”

-“GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!” “It’s not my fault i got the blue shell!”

-“Fuck fuck fuck. No. No. Answer. Pick up the phone, please. Don’t fucking do this to me.”

-“Where the hell have you been?” “It’s noon.” “THREE DAYS LATER?”

-“I wish we had kids.” “Why?” “I can’t fit my hand inside this pringle can and a little kid would be able to.”

-“Oh my god. What the fuck happened to you?”

-“How long were you going to keep this from me?”

-“I hate you.”

-“It’s not that complicated!”

-“I’m so. Wasted. I want every food. I would eat a peice of chalk if you put marinara sauce on it.”

-“Fuck me.” “Is that consent? Because i have condoms in my purse.”

-“I cant handle this right now.”

-“Why are your hands shaking?”

-“I can’t move.”

-“I want to run naked through Wall Street.” “Why?” “Well if there’s a wall there then they couldn’t see me anyway.” “….what?”

Can You Please Say Something?  [ P.P ]

Pairing: Peter Parker x Reader

Heyyy! Here’s another request that I’ve written! I am so sorry that it has taken so long to get up but here it finally is!

Request: hello! can i request a peter parker x reader where the reader cant talk bc they lost their voice or something like that and peter is trying to get them to talk

Word Count: 1104

Warnings: None that I can think of!

You clear your throat, gripping your textbooks tight against your chest. There was a constant itch in the back of your throat, bothering you to no ends. Today was your first day at Midtown High and just to your luck you had lost your voice overnight. It had been the source of your unrest for the two hours after you had woken up and spent at home before school. You had tried to convince your parents to let you stay home but they wouldn’t have it. According to them the first day of attending a new school is one you can’t miss and losing your voice was not a good enough excuse to stay home.

The first class you had was chemistry. You absolutely hated any form of science classes but you didn’t really have much of a choice. Most of the classes were already full so you just took whatever you could. As if chemistry wasn’t hard enough for you, you were far behind the rest of the students in the class. And that probably meant a whole lot of homework and catch up stuff.

You walked into the room, silently congratulating yourself for finding the correct classroom. The students were chattering loudly between themselves and you thanked the heavens that they didn’t notice your presence. Your eyes scanned the class for an empty chair, falling on a seat beside a brunette boy with his head fallen onto his arms. His arms are crossed on the table, his head resting on them. You quickly head to the chair, taking a seat as the teacher walks in.

You groaned silently but it sounded more like a noise that a chicken would make if it were being strangled. The teacher blabbered on about something that you had no idea about, her hands moving animatedly as she gestures at the board. You notice the boy beside you glance at you, his eyebrows furrowing.

He was very cute. His tousled brown hair fell over his forehead, brightening the baby pink of his lips. His chocolate eyes fixate themselves on your empty page before the flicker to you. He wore a Midtown High Science jersey with a pair of jeans, his sleeves rolled up to his elbows.

“Are you doing alright?” He blurts, his cheeks tinted pink. You just nod. You really don’t need to sound like an animal in front of someone so attractive.

“Um,” He mumbles, placing his pen down beside his book. “I’ve–uh, I’ve noticed you struggling a lot. Do you need any help? You must be new because I’ve never seen you around here before and there’s probably a lot you need to catch up on. One of the teachers asked if I could make sure you’re doing okay because I–”

He cuts himself off, noticing the playful glint in your eye. You don’t say anything–you just kinda giggle. No noise actually comes out of you though.

“What I’m trying to say is,” He sighs. “I’ve been asked to tutor you if you let me.”

You open your mouth to speak, instantly shutting when you remember the minor pain that speaking currently causes you. All you do is smile and nod, flashing him a thumbs up. The boy just raises an eyebrow.

“My name is Peter, by the way.” He says, picking up a pen and scribbling something onto your empty piece of paper, his hand shaky yet stiff at the same time. “That’s my number. In case you need it, I mean.”

You bite your lip, desperately wanting to speak to him. And you try to say your name and introduce yourself but nothing comes out.

Peter questioningly looks at you, obviously wondering why you won’t speak to him. You bite your lip, an embarrassed blush rising to your cheeks. You cursed your luck to have lost your voice for today instead of the many days before you started at Midtown.

“Not to be rude or anything but can you please say something?”

With a frustrated sigh, you grab the piece of paper and begin to scribble a note.

Hey, sorry.
I can’t really speak so I’ll just write. My name is Y/N and it’s very kind that you’ve offered to help. It would be awesome if you could tutor me. Here’s my number too….

“Are you mute?” He blurts, “Or did you like, accidentally drink bleach or–”

You shake your head rapidly, not wanting to give him the wrong idea.

“Oh my god,” He whines, “I am so sorry. I didn’t mean to–”

Peter gets cut off once again, this time by your hand being placed onto his shoulder as a soft smile graces your lips. You thought he was so bloody cute and hot and beautiful all at once. You touch the pen to the paper once again.

It’s okay. I’ve just lost my voice. I should be good as new by the end of the week.

The bell rings, signifying the end of class. You release a breath, moving to pack up your things. Peter does the same, shoving his stationary into his backpack.

It was difficult for him not to stare at you. You were completely mind blowing and he couldn’t even fathom how it’s possible for someone to be so damn gorgeous. From the way your eyes glistened under the sun and the way you styled your hair to the worn out converse and the jeans and Star Wars shirt that you wear; everything about you had him almost drooling.

Just as you’re about to walk out the door, Peter stops you. He looks down to his feet than back up to your eyes, his cheeks tinted pink. Peter’s bottom lip sits between his teeth and his fingers shakily hold the straps of his bag over his shoulder.

“Would you, uh, maybe wanna get a coffee or something with me on Friday?” He asks, nervously awaiting an answer. “You’re just–you’re really pretty and I should shut up before I mess up any more chances of you saying yes to going on a date with me.”

You giggle hoarsely, nodding and grinning widely at him. Without thinking you pull him into a hug, your arms automatically wrapping around each other. You both knew that this is how it’s supposed to be between the two of you.

Peter had a feeling he would be seeing a lot more of you than he had thought and that made him feel giddy beyond words. Or maybe that’s just his Spidey-Senses. But Either way, he had no idea how close you two would become in the near future and neither did you.

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING

From a now deactivated source

“You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
“Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
“I’m scared, hold me!”
“I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
“Tickle war has been declared!”
“Bunny pyjamas, really?”
“I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
“Come on, just one bite.”
“How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
“I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
“You’re so huggable.”
“You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
“Have you fallen asleep on me?”
“Am I dead?”
“Another one?”
“And what if I don’t?”
“Are you afraid of God?”
“Are you crazy?”
“Are you lost?”
“Are you really that shallow?”
“Are you sure it’s okay?”
“Are you sure there were no…
“How do you really feel about me?”
“Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”
“Would you care if I was gone?”
“Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”
“I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”
“Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”
“You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”
“How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”
“Just for today. Please.”
“You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”
“We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”
“I… have loved you this whole time.”
“Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”
“Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”
“You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”
“Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”
“Woah, when did you get that?”
“Who did this to you?”
“How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
“You’re saying this was an accident?”
“What a shiner!”
“If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
“I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
“Does it hurt when I touch it?”
“Let me kiss it better.”
“If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
“Another fight?”
“What happened to your face?”
“I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
“Let’s get you to bed.”
“Let’s get you to the hospital.”
“Why are you so calm about this?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“What are friends for, ey?”
“So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
“You need to look where you’re going.”
“I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
“Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
“Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
“I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
“You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
“I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
“How could you be so careless?”
“I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
“H-how many of them were there?”
“Do you want to build a snowman?”
“The past is in the past.”
“I’m where I’m meant to be.”
“I know you!”
“A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
“People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”
“For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”
“Just look at the world around you!”
“Someday my prince will come.”
“If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”
“If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”
“But you’ll never know me.”
“Don’t you dare close your eyes.”

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING COMMISSION I GOT FROM @ladylyra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD IT MAKES MY HEART STOP I AM JUST

IT’s SO FUCKIGN CUTE I CANNOT TAKE IT I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH OH NO, THEY’RE BOTH BEAUTIFUL?!?!? BLINDINGLY BEAUTIFUL….,,,,,, I AM DEFEATED

i’m sorry for freaking out i just love this so goddamn much. please look at the Perfect Beautiful Boys

Helping Hand

TJ Perkins x Reader drabble 

Just a little something I did up because TJ feels


Originally posted by 205source


Your name: submit What is this?




“Damn…where the hell am I gonna find this guy?” you muttered lowly, strolling backstage of SmackDown Live in search of Shane McMahon and Mark Carrano. You were the latest addition to the women’s roster and had to meet Shane and Carrano to discuss your debut and gimmick but there was one problem with that.


You were already hopelessly lost.


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