so he keeps the beard

Except for the few, adorable moments he dedicated to kids, he walked that red carpet as if there was fire burning under his feet. Of all people, he had Simon Jones attached to his hip the entire time and that was only part of the horrible company he had to endure throughout the evening. And yet no Danielle, who’d be always so very willing, alongside him. Beautiful, but tense, dedicated to nicest fans but mostly detached, he might have nothing to promote but a dubious girl band project coming up and yet he could have made a good use of such a fitting opportunity to bask a bit in the spotlight, get a little more attention, spread his enthusiasm about his personal and professional moves. Instead he ran faster than Forrest Gump, chose not to discuss anything of what is publicly associated with him at the moment. Why? Is he as private and shy as Danielle shielding the wrong side of her face from the mean mean paps? 

One day it’ll end, but today isn’t obviously that day. And calling that a happy, free, willing Louis is like attending a Donald Trump convention and judging him a wise, competent, upright person.

10 days of Eos 10: Day 7

Fave headcanons and dream cast:

Ryan aka Ry-Ry: Smol. Very smol. Like, 5′4″. Loves hot chocolate, but has coffee if it’s going to be a long day. Has never tried pineapple on pizza because no thanks. Amazing pink hair that he always conditions. Drinks lots of water and generally has good self-care practices. Ensures those self-care practices are practiced by Akmazian too. Purely from a doctor-patient perspective. It’s not like he’s… in love with him or something. (He is)
I don’t have a specific ethnicity hc for him, but… Asian.

 Urvidian aka Saltmaster 5000: Pretty tall. Total coffee guy. Puts alcohol in his coffee. Really nice hair that he can’t be bothered to take care of so he keeps it super short. But takes care of his beard. 

 Jane aka Carpe diem more like Carpe the neck: Super tall and amazing and muscular. Has always hated peas with a vengeance. Went through a huge emo phase. The person who puts three shots of tequila, Monster energy drink and Redbull into coffee and drinks the whole thing to one-up Urvidian. Half-alien, and isn’t as affected by alcohol as humans are. She can generally drink thrice as much as a normal human. Her skin is dark purple. (Mom was a purple alien, dad was black.)

Levi aka Hypochondriac sinnamon roll: Brown skin. Has the legs of a horse that look like they’ve been intricately carved. Actually hated ruling his empire, but loved the power and the benefits. The people of his kingdom were totally right to depose him, tbh. Floofy hair. As straight as a cooked noodle, because his species don’t have the same notions of gender and sexuality as humans do. 

Akmazian aka Space Ace: Ace pilot Akmazian. Also gay ace Akmazian. Uses awful pickup lines on Ryan: “I don’t care if I’m a wanted man in the entire galaxy. I care that I’m a wanted man around you.” Loves puns but might sometimes over-explain his jokes. “How do you create a fake accusation about a person who’s NOT a terrorist? You planet. Get it? Plan-it?” Ryan pretends to roll his eyes at him but he secretly likes them.

 Quarter-master aka I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first: Does everything “by the book” Except when it comes to Ryan. In which case the rule-book flies out of the window and he will do anything in his power to deny Ryan’s request. Has a not-so secret crush on Jane. Had an unsuccessful stand-up comedy career. Hates coffee and tea. Puts pineapple on pizza.

Interface aka “What is this??? An emotion??? Why?”: Hates being alone. Loves teaming up with Jane to pull pranks on the rest of the gang. Becomes best friends with Levi. She learns to customize her responses to his questions about his symptoms so that he doesn’t panic anymore. 

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Do you think Bruce Wayne still believes in Santa Claus?

Like, his parents probably hadn’t told him about Santa being fake before they died. So what if Alfred has just been covering it all up for years, dressing up as Santa and leaving presents so little Bruce would always still have a glimmer of hope after experiencing such darkness. But then there never came the right time for Alfred to tell Bruce that it’s been him all along. So he still keeps doing it. Alfred puts on a white beard and a red suit, and while Batman is out saving the city on a Christmas Eve patrol, Alfred stuffs a bunch of presents under the tree. He takes a bite of the cookies he baked so that it looks like Santa came through. Drinks half the milk. Maybe leaves boot prints of soot from the fireplace. And Bruce comes home from fighting crime, and he sees the tree all lit up and full presents, and Alfred’s just like, “You just missed him, Master Wayne. You must’ve stopped a lot of bad people this year to have gotten so many presents.” And Bruce smiles. Because he really thinks there’s someone out there truly appreciating his every work, all of his dangerous and painful efforts. But it’s just Alfred. It’s always been Alfred. Alfred has always cared about you, Bruce. And you got him socks. This is how you thank the man who has been taking care of you your whole life. Socks.

Ok but imagine Luke coming home from tour after being away for months and waking you up in the middle of the night by laying on top of you and kissing your neck, his brand new beard tickling your skin, and after a while you’d wake up and tease him about his facial hair, saying “I’m not so sure about the beard babe” but then he would keep on kissing your neck, his hands pushing down your pj bottom slowly as he’d whisper “I know exactly how to change your mind about it” and then he’d go down on you and make you feel just how good his beard can feel against your inner thighs, until you begged him to stop because your body just can’t take it any longer and fuck idk I’m obsessed with scruffy!Luke, don’t mind me.

Why is it okay for a “non-religious” person to do something haram or despised but if someone “religious” does it, it’s the end of the world? We’re still human, and human means imperfect. People give standards to everything, want to be religious? Don’t have the right to even make the tiniest mistake. Want to cover your hair? How dare you do so much makeup. Want to keep a beard? Astaghfirullah he has a female friend. Oh nooooo.

ftr there are probably multiple reasons he’s keeping his hair and beard so messy.

1. might be painful to shave.
2. he’s not technically working, so he might just wanna be lazy af. plus he’s been in recovery so long that he might not have had the energy to shave or groom
3. recognition. with a beard and his big poofy hair, he probably doesn’t get recognized nearly the same as he would clean shaven and shorter hair.
4, he prefers the beard! completely possible.

basically, yes he looks goofy and the jokes are funny, but since there are so many reasons that he might look like that, i’d just give him a break about it. don’t be nasty about it. call him a hobo, sure, cause i do and it’s silly but.

just don’t be obnoxiously rude and nasty, okay?