so h a r d

should you fight them: clone wars edition
  • anakin: if you value your life, do not fight anakin. he probably deserves it, but you might die, so i wouldn't recommend.
  • obi-wan: he's gone through enough shit, why do you even want to fight him? i guess if you really need to, just know that there's no way you will ever win, but he won't kill you unless you're an immediate threat. just don't hurt him, please, he does not deserve any more hardships.
  • ahsoka: why would you fight ahsoka? do you like beating up innocent padawan ladies who have never done you any wrong? plus, anakin will probably gut you.
  • rex: literally do not fight rex. he is completely innocent and has experienced too much sadness for one very short clone lifetime, please do not fight him. plus he will fuck you up, i mean have you seen this boy??? like anakin probably won't come after you but it's because he knows he doesn't need to.
  • barriss offee: please fight barriss. you know exactly why. just do it! fight her! she deserves to have her ass kicked immediately.
  • asajj ventress: she'll hand you your ass and probably kill you, but if you want to fight her, then i guess?? sure???
  • satine: DO NOT FIGHT SATINE. you will win, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST???? plus, obi-wan will kick your ass.
  • lux bonteri: he's a great politician, but he's also as useful in a fight as a tie-dye handbag, so you probably shouldn't fight him. i mean, you'd win, but it wouldn't be satisfying.
  • padme: she might seem weak and easy to defeat, but she's had like 10 assassination attempts and she's not even thirty yet, nor is she dead. do not fight her. PLUS, anakin would try to kill you if you even looked at her wrong, so like. there's that.
  • hondo ohnaka: you should probably fight him, but you also really don't want to get on his bad side, but he's also strangely likeable, despite being a literal kidnapping, thieving, smuggling pirate? i dunno, dude. i guess you can fight him, but you should be careful.
  • palpatine: i cannot stress how much you should fight palpatine. you'll probably die, but it will be worth it.
3

i love how keiths knife has been visible since season one and he carries it with him everywhere he goes and it so obviously there anD NOBODY NOTICED IT

HE WAS FUCKING STARING AT IT IN HIS ROOM AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING

LMAO THE FANDOM NOTICED AND TOOK NOTE OF THE OBVIOUS SIGNS BUT NOT THE TINY ONES AND CONSIDERING HOW FAR ALL OF US REACH THIS IS BOTH SURPRISING AND HILARIOUS

“Live now at Sayazagi Academy! We at SDS News have recieved a tip that a group of students here are planning to open up not only an idol group but a host club as well!! A daunting task indeed~ Look I believe here’s one of their member’s now!!


“Hello there! You’re a member of the new idol hostclub group here correct? Could you tell us what your name is?”

“You’re a bit loud, tone it down would ya. It’s Blue Jay”

“Wonderful! So why exactly did you want to join the club?”

"I didn’t have much of a choice, the head master is a *****”

“…you’re editing that out right…

“Is there something special you personally hope to accomplish in the group this year?”

"I’d like to get a new guitar I suppose.”

“What?”
“Yes, that’s it….” 
“No, nothing in particular with the group….”

“tch, I guess ‘I’ hope ‘we’ make it through the year & earn some money…..”

“There, happy?”

“I see. So final question, what would you like to tell your fans?”

"Visit us, stick around, spend your money and do whatever I guess.

“What do you mean smile, why do I ha–”
“Ugh - is this over yet.”


BLUE JAY IS NOW ACCEPTING QUESTIONS

lance and allura friendship

lance starts feeling homesick, and isn’t as bubbly as usual and allura is the first one to notice that something is wrong. she pulls him aside and asks him what’s up. he says that he misses home, and wishes he had something from home to make him feel better. lance says that when he was upset, he’d lie on his bed and just look up at all his glow-in-the-dark stars on his roof, and that would calm him down a bit. allura is confused, and says that there are stars just outside the castle that he can look at. he shrugs and says it’s not the same. allura lets him go back to the other paladins, and sets off to find coran.

later, lance goes back to his room and starts getting ready for bed. he does his regular routine, before turning the light off and flopping onto his bed. he shuts his eyes, but notices a strange glow, as if there’s still a light on in his room. he opens his eyes to find that the ceiling is covered in small, dim, yet glowing dots. he stares at his ceiling for ages, before he realises that his eyes are wet, and wipes them with his sleeve, smiling.

the next morning, allura is sitting at the table. lance walks in and immediately goes to her and silently wraps his arms around her. she smiles and hugs him back.

Hey, I’m really glad you guys want to share stuff with me but please don’t spam me stuff especially when you’ve already made multiple attempts already… the more I feel like I’m pushed to do something the less I want to do anything lol

Also I know I answer a lot more asks than I do art but this is still my art blog and I would appreciate, although it may not be your intention, that you not use my blog as a mean of communication to other people or like… a billboard you know

Thanks q_q

what she says: i’m fine

what she means: Romeo is such an amazingly talented group, they’ve never once had a bad song and all their title tracks have been bops, their dancing has always been on point and they’ve always been so in tune with each other, I mean the choreo??? for Miro?? and Target?? they’re like the definition of the word synchronized, plus each member is so well rounded? and they’re super young but they work s o h a r d and do so well!! Plus they’re actual sweethearts, like the definition of the word, I mean they hang their own photocards in a shape of a heart on their walls,,, stan 7 hardworking talented sweet boys, stan Romeo

  • Piqué: Twitter post: "..."
  • Madrid Fans: Literally how can Piqué even comment again on OUR offside goal. He's so obsessed it personally hurts all of us since we've worked so hard to get all of our UCLS. H O W D A R E H E !!
ri reacts to the deh soundtrack for the first time without watching the musical irl (TW; SPOILERS)
  • Anybody Have A Map?: i lov this !!!! im connor tbfh love this so much ALSO THAT LIL BIT AT THE END WAS FUCKIN LIT I AM ALSO MAKING THIS UP AS I GO IM HYPED
  • Waving Through A Window: here comes the ugly ass 11 year olds thinkin they can sing ,,,, also,,,, gna be blasting this forever
  • For Forever: FRIENDSHIP IS THE CUTEST IM SO GLAD THEYRE TOGETHER AND THEYRE GONNA BE HAPPY FOREVER !!!!!! LOVE THIS HAPPINESS THEYRE SO GAY
  • Sincerely, Me: TH I S IS SO GAY OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM THE KID IN THE BACK,,, OH HIS NAME IS JARED OKAYOKAY IM JARED AS FUCK FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL I L OV E THIS !!!!! OH THEYRE NOT GAY OKAY THEN (((sounds fake))) BUT HAHA FRIENDSHIP ALSO,,,, WHY IS EVAN FAKIN LETTERS IM SO CONFUSED,,,,,, WAHTS HAPPEN IN G
  • Requiem: FUCK WHAT IS EVAN DEAD OR SOMETHING wait is connor dead????? what ????? im so lost ?????? also,,, girl singing needs to chill but IIIIIIIIIIIIII CANNOT PLAY THE GRIEVING GIRL AND LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE also I WILL SING NO REQUIEM TONight
  • If I Could Tell Her: haha the old classic "i wanna tell you what i feel about you but i'm scared so i'll say he said it instead" i feel ya evan ,,,, also hEEEE THOUGHT THAT YOU LOOKED REALLY- UH IT WAS REALLY PRETTY LMAOOOOO SAME ALSO I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU fuck that note ended me bYE
  • Disappear: "no one seems to care or seem to notice that we're there so we get lost" fuck same ???? i think im gonna cry ??? nobody deserves to be forgotten ??? could you not hit me the fuc k hard thanx ???!!! YOU STILL MATTER FUCK AH SHIT THAT WAVING THROUGH A WINDOW REPRISE IM GONE ??? THE CONNOR PROJECT OKAY SOO CONNORS DEAD AND IM SOBBING OKAY BYE
  • You Will Be Found: piano ??? will this be sad??? "have you ever felt forgotten" um yeah, "like you could fall and nobody could hear" "when you don't feel strong enough to stand...." oh why is there a tear in my eye ? "when you're broken on the ground, you will be found.....lift your head and look around" i really cant go on typin cause im sobbing cause ben platt's voice is a fucking blessing and this musical is heaven-sent and 200% of the time i really have this overwhelming desire to just end it all cause nobody cares abt me and im literally bein told i matter so yeah im fucki n in tears don't touch me bye
  • To Break In A Glove: "this glove's really cool wow" ben im in the middle of cryin and youre such a fuckin nerd i snorted,,,, are they talkin about how to break in a FUCKING BASEBALL GLOVE WHAT THE - oh now i get it,,, evan's still a nerd tho love ya ben,,, oh shit hes talkin about connor.... well okay now i know how to break in a baseball glove and feel sad @ the same time
  • Only Us: oh this is EVAN AND ZOE ,,,, zoe is connor's younger sister ,,,, are they in a relationship ??? nice + this is such a lovely love song AND THE REST OF THE WORLD FALLS AWAAAAAY WHADDYA SAY this is so Cute im here for evan/zoe ,,, laura dreyfuss' voice is givin me fuckn chills
  • Good For You: please let this be a cover of daveed & leslie's cover of good for you OH FUCK ITS NOT ALSO,, THIS IS REMINISCENT OF GIVES YOU HELL???? oh fuck she's pisseddddd that vibrato is giving me life sis !!!! YEEEEEAH I HOPE ITS ALL THAT YOU WANT AND MORE !!!! @ evan look at what you've done to your mom this isnt cool GOOD FOR YOUUU GOOD FOR YOU YOU YOU YOU!!!!! these layers fuck STOP IT STOP IT JUST LET ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF BEN I LOVE YOU
  • Words Fail: im not even going to attempt because im crying so hard i can barely see the screen but this hit me H A R D
  • So Big / So Small: im emotional this is so sad whY omg evan's mum deserves better ???? i love her i love this motherly bonding the breaks in her voice are really killin me the development from complete obliviousness to evan in Anybody Have A Map? to this is killi ng me
  • Finale: today at least you are you and that's enough IM SOBBING THE FOR FOREVER REPRISE IS BREAKING MY HEART HOPE AND LOVE AND JOY AND THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE THESE FUCKING HARMONIES EVAN HANSEN DESERVED NONE OF THIS ALL I SEE IS SKY FOR FOREVERRRRRR THAT FINAL KEY AND WITH THAT FINAL KEY MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED AND I AM PLUNGED INTO DEH HELL OKAY GOD BLESS AND GOOD NIGHT KIDS

anonymous asked:

can we just like, imagine Godfather Gwash holding Philip for the first time and Philip is just so small in his m o n s t e r h a n d s

HA!

Imagine Draco and Luna

-Draco is all hard and down on himself after the war, just broken and sad and alone

-Luna being her nonjudgemental self just approaches him one day when he’s sitting by himself and he’s all cold and rude to her at first

-But she’s offering him lavender and chocolate chip cookies and tea in a sparkly periwinkle thermos so how can he say no?

-He caves anyways because she is the very first person to show kindness to him after the war

-She eventually takes him into her home and even though it’s a bit destroyed, she’s cleaned and rebuilt it and makes him work in the garden with her 

-He slowly finds himself growing softer, always looking at her in this incredulous and confused amazement because he always thought she was an airhead but she’s so smart and insightful

-Draco is incredibly confused because he isn’t used to forgiveness or happiness or love but when he brings it up to Luna she just smiles and boops him on the nose which makes him blush

-(he is a sucker for nose boops)

-And he continues to insist he doesn’t deserve forgiveness but she just laughs kindly and says that’s not true

-But even if it was it wouldn’t matter because she forgives him anyways and the way she says it so matter-of-factly hits him s o h a r d

-Like for real how is this girl a real person??

-She seems to always know what he’s thinking, but surely she’s not a legilimens?

-He inquires about this one day and Luna simply shrugs and references her great-aunt Queenie but insists he’s much easier to read than he’d like to be

-Which should put him off but it DOESN’T

-She still has little things that constantly throw Draco off, though

-He doesn’t even know what to do with her because sometimes she’s just like “let’s go sunbathe naked and sing to the flowers!” and he suddenly finds himself being dragged along with her

-”But Luna it’s raining”

-Draco refuses but Luna just starts stripping but not in a sexy way? And Draco is like “LUNA I THOUGHT WE WEREN’T GONNA DO THAT”

-”Well just because you said you wouldn’t doesn’t mean I can’t”

-And he tries to be miffed about it but he just adores her whether he likes it or not

-Eventually, he takes her home to meet his parents (again)

-Narcissa is very intimidated and keeps pulling Draco off to the side because she doesn’t know what to do 

-”Draco, dear, she’s singing to the potted plants again idk what to do”

-I just adore the idea of Draco and Luna after the war patching each other up and learning to love again