so glad youre back on my tv

anonymous asked:

hi i'd just like you to know that today i was watching tv with my friend and figure skating came on and i went "holy shit that's tessa and scott! wait why do i know that i've never watched figure skating before" and it's your fault. i only know who they are because of your posts about them

yassss ur welcome

anonymous asked:

ALIEN STILES/DEREK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT NORMAL HUMAN STUFF WITH HELP. OR PERSON A FINDING OUT PERSON B IS AN ALIEN (this way you can choose Derek or stiles as the alien)

“So you like when things smell like you?” Stiles asks, taking out his notebook and jotting it down.

Derek shrugs. “Only some things,” he tries to explain. “And I’m not sure if that’s a human or a werewolf thing.”

Stiles groans and takes out another notebook and starts writing in that one. “This is confusing. I’m never going to get the hang of things. How am I going to pretend to be human?”

“I went through the same thing when I was a kid,” Derek tells him. “It was hard to pretend to be human when there were things that just didn’t make me human. I don’t know how to explain it.”

Stiles nods. “I get it. And just so I remember, I don’t tell people you’re a werewolf, correct?”

“Correct. Do you want me telling people you’re an alien?”

Stiles shakes his head vehemently. “I’ve seen your tv shows and what they do to fictional aliens. I have no doubt they would want to experiment on me.”

“Me too,” Derek answers with a grimace. “But you’ve got me. I’ll help you through this. We’ll go through it together.”

Stiles smiles. “Thank you. I’m glad you’re the one who found my pod.”

Derek smiles back. “Me too.”

list of aus i really need to see written:

  • i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU
  • my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
  • you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good???? 
  • i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
  • this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
  • it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
  • my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
  • look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a whole through my ceiling with your bed thanks
Querencia
  • (n.) a place where one feels safe, a place where one feels at home.

Originally posted by jengkook

Summary: Being best friends with Jeongguk proved to be your downfall as it didn’t become at all what you expected it to be. The world led two people to fall in love, but cruelly destined them to be apart.

Pairing: Jeongguk x reader

Word Count: 5k+

Genre: angst, fluff | hanahaki au

Warnings: mentions of smut, swearing, and lots of angst 

A/N: forewarning, i’m sorry i love my baby JJK. tbh this fic started out bc i was inspired by this quote “people wait all week for friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness” and it really just spiraled from there :’) i’m super excited to get this fic out bc i have worked incredibly hard on this so i hope you all enjoy! A big thank you to @xtaexhyungx /sweet sophia for beta reading this and giving me her live suffering reaction ;) ♡


If someone was asked to describe the color red, it could be described as love. It could be love under the stars, swollen lips after whispering sweet nothings and peppering kisses to every inch of one’s body. It could be anger, like blowing off steam, red cheeks and annoyed huffs as one stomps around in rage. It could also be blood, drops of deep red that stain the purest of things to crimson. In your case, red was fire. A blazing fire that seared your skin, leaving you begging to be extinguished as the name Jeon Jeongguk was branded on the palm of your hand in red ink, a reminder of the fire ignited in your soul.

Jeon Jeongguk, a boy you met on the playground in your neighborhood park when you were 7, the boy you fell in love with at 19.

Keep reading

Raise the Bar (Jimin)

Summary: The BS&T is a bar, a job and a home away from home, but when your boyfriend of two years cheats on you, that doesn’t stop you from taking a vacation. The last thing you expect after three weeks away is to meet someone - vampire or otherwise - who almost makes you want to forget about him.

Genre: Humor, Vampire!AU

Warnings: N/A

Length: 9.5k words

A/N: Got totally sidetracked. Originally began writing this for the “Vampires are always like, you know I could kill you, right?” post, but it got way bigger than intended. As per the norm.

Originally posted by kookielife

This late at night, dull street lights and the low rumble of cars somewhere far away were your only companions as you hurried along the cracked sidewalk, your jean jacket pulled tightly around you. An outside observer might have thought your quick stride had something to do with fear – the time and the infamy of the neighborhood would have made that a decent guess – but in reality you were just late for work. Late and getting later. At least if you sweated enough while practically sprinting by the looming, dark buildings, Namjoon might not be able to smell anything else. And he’d definitely know you’d tried hard to get to the bar quickly.

You glanced at your phone, cursed softly under your breath. Tried, and failed.

Some petty part of you wanted to claim that it was all Hyunwoo’s fault, but in reality, you could have hung up on him at any point in time during your hour-long argument. That didn’t change the fact that he was an asshole, but still, the furious thoughts marching through your head had little holes of guilt in them – guilt and self-loathing. Why the hell did you keep accepting his calls, texting him back? You guys were finished, done, over, and yet some part of your brain seemed to have missed the memo. It was pitiful, and the only thing you could console yourself with was the fact that you’d steadfastly refused to meet with him no matter how often you’d agreed to talk over the phone.

It’d been three weeks since you’d learned he’d cheated on you, and it’d been three weeks since you’d seen him, too.

Keep reading

Previous Chapters:  Teaser/Prologue, Chapter 1, Chapter 2

Unexpected – Chapter 3

His mom has, he believes, six different faces.  He’s grown used to them through the years.  Well-tuned at reading them.  Maybe damn near perfect at it.  He considers it a gift.  

There are your normal, happy and sad faces.  There’s worried and angry.  Then there are his favorites.  Her “straighten your ass up before I do it for you” face, which, perhaps, he’s seen far too many times in his lifetime.  And there is the one he’s seeing right now.  The one that has been resting upon her for the past thirty minutes.  Her “I’m skeptical as fuck” face.  

He called it that to her once.  When he was 16 years old and he asked her if he could borrow her car so he could go to his friend Lauren James’s house to study.  She had looked at him, her eyes narrowed, her face a shade darker than her normal shade.  Study, she had said as she planted her hands firmly on her hips and tilted her head to the side.  His stomach had turned, tightening into what felt like a knot when he uttered a not so convincing yes.  When those eyes narrowed on him even more, he had thrown his hands up in the air and found himself spewing words like “you don’t trust me” and “it’s just studying” before he added “why are you looking at me like you are skeptical as fuck.”  

His mouth had clamped shut the moment those idiotic words escaped his lips and he spent the rest of the evening and the next two weeks grounded to his room.  He knew long before that, though he had apparently had temporary amnesia that night, and he’s known every day since then that Lisa Evans was no fool.  She knew every trick in the book.  She knew her kid’s personalities, their ways of doing things, to a tee.  She could see every emotion, every intent, every action in the faces around her regardless of what was being said or done.  She was a reader.  She is a reader.  

And right now, she’s reading him like a novel she can’t put down.

Keep reading

Come here

Hi everyone! Hope everything’s okay for you! Here is a new fic which is just a quick domestic drabble I made a few days ago. Enjoy your reading!

Warning : English’s not my mother tongue so, if you see any mistakes feel free to avert me, I’ll be glad to correct it!

Baz POV

I come back home late in the evening, like everyday since I work in this café. In fact, I call home the flat Simon shares with Penny. I spend more time there than in my own flat. While I close the door, I hear the sound of the TV. Simon should be laying in the sofa waiting for me. I was right, I could even recognize those bronze curls in an over-crowded street. 
I go forward him and take place on the couch while Simon sat up. I kiss his lips soflty and see his tired face. 

“How was your day?”

“Fine, quite exhausting but fine”

“Good”

“You?”

“Same, love” I take his hand and draw patterns on his palm. At a moment, I pull it closer to kiss his thin fingers.

We continue to talk and I continue to play on his skin.

“By the way, I brought you scones from the café. You know, we cannot have dinner together since I work there, so-”

“You’re the best boyfriend I ever had, Baz. Okay, maybe because I’ve never had any other boyfriends. But, I can’t imagine a better one than you.”

And then, he kisses me.

_____

As the evening wore on, more and more stars were shining outside the window, right in the dark blue sky. Although the night was definitively settled, we still cuddling on the couch. Simon suddenly asks :

“Baaaaz, can you massage my back?”

“Crowley, Simon, it’s been a long day for everyone, you know” I grumble for form.

“Pleaase”

“And why should I do that?”

“Cause you love me?”

“Are you sure?”

“…what?”

“I’m joking, love” I say while I’m kissing his soft cheek with a grin.

“You have been rude, you should apologize”

“How?”

“With a massage? You know, I have two weavy wings to hold all day long, my back hurts” He acts like a poor child.

Crowley, I love him so much.

“Right, come here”

“Really?” He asks, unsettled, with a huge smile.

“Really” I answer with a smile too.

“It was too easy” 

While I massage his shoulder, I couldn’t resist to kiss the little mole he has, right here, in the neck.

I feel like I need to have a moment with this week’s episode (4x16, “Moo Moo”) and just tell them how much I love and respect them as a person

but they’re not a person, they’re a TV show

so here are some quotes from the less-serious parts:

Terry: Hello, Captain Raymond Holt. It is I, Sergeant Terrance Jeffords, your friend but more importantly, your employee.
Holt: I’ve never heard you speak like this, Sergeant. I like it. Each sentence so rife with information. Go on, please.

Jake: Oh, and one more thing… I love you.
Terry: …I love you too, Jake.

Jake (to Charles): Get out of us!

Jake: Cake and movies were my parents!
[everyone looks at Jake sympathetically]

Life with a Trickster (Part 16)

Title: Companion

 Summary: Every relationship has its moments of hilarity, of sadness, happiness and joy.  But when you are dating the Trickster/Archangel Gabriel…those moments are a daily occurrence.

 Warnings: The relocation of pets–from not so great homes to better ones.  Slight talk of the mistreatment of animals.

 Masterlist of FanFiction

Life with a Trickster Master Post

Originally posted by lucifersagents

 

Chapter 16

Gabriel sat in the meeting, praying to his dad (who was leading the meeting) that it would be out soon.  This was the sixth meeting this week that had gone into the wee hours of the morning. Not that it affected sleep schedules or anything, but it meant that the only time he got to see you was when you were asleep.  It was driving him mad.  It had been over a month since your mating and he hated being away from you like this.

“Alright, that sounds good, we can end the meeting there for now.”  Chuck finally spoke up.  Before anyone could say anything else, Gabriel was gone, leaving the other angels to only look on with curiosity at the empty space he left.

“Eager, isn’t he.” Michael joked with his father before turning away to deal with some other matters.

Keep reading

good people

my nets:

@quarterlifecrisesphannies
@phillesterappreciationnet

special shoutout to:

@lstcr: key is my best friend, emotional support and in general just the person i go to to scream about everything that makes me feel things. thank you for sticking with me, babe <3

@cuddlesphan: ash is such a genuine and lovely person, our conversations always make me laugh out loud. she’s a talented singer as well and i couldn’t be more proud

@philester: anushka and me literally have the same kind of humor, i love talking to you and your textposts never fail to make me emotional :’)

@boncasphan: gabs blog was one of the first phan blogs i followed months ago and now we’re pals and she’s one of the funniest people i know, ily!!

@howellfluff: vic is the first friend i’ve ever made in the phandom and i love you lots, thanks for enduring my lousy snaps

@palephantom: phantom is the only pure soul in the gc, gives us all our daily dose of positivity and shares an amazing taste in music with me

@asteroidphil: ellen seems like a quiet person at first and then suddenly comes up with the funniest jokes, i’m so glad to know you

@writerlester: tawnie is the mum that keeps the gc sane when dnp did a thing, you can’t not love this tall girl from the south

@glitternailshowell: mikayla and me are keeping the emo spirit alive in the gc as if the 22nd of March 2013 never happened, keep that eyeliner game strong

@verbosedan: joy and me bonded through conspiracy theories and 80s music, only #phacts in our hilarious convos

@musclester: waru i was so excited when you followed me back because your blog is so pretty, glad to know that we’re both just europeans dorks being mildly obsessed with top and trw :^)

Writing Master post V3 -OTP/ Au Edition-

Who:
-Hogs the blanket
-Cuts the others hair
-Makes coffee for the other every morning
-Picks up the pizza
-Likes their music on full volume
-Complains about the crumbs on the bed
-Is ticklish
-Sings and which one plays the music
-Proposes
-Put the peeps in the microwave
-Forgot to put the cat outside before sex
-Posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
-Breaks the most phones
-Dies first
-Would be lactose intolerant
-Thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
-Is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
-Uses the computer most
-Wraps presents horribly and has to get help from the other
-Excitedly wakes up their partner on Christmas morning
-Holds the mistletoe over the both of their heads
-Sets up the Christmas lights and who holds the ladder
-Gets angry at little kids and tells them Santa isn’t real
-Bails the other out of mall jail for telling kids Santa isn’t real
-Placed mistletoe in every room of the house to get in as many kisses as possible
-Cooks normally?
-Starts the fights
-Is more likely to pay for dinner?
-Remembers things?
-Cusses more?

Imagine:
- Multilingual characters calling their lover pet names in their mother tongue is one of my favorite things.

-Getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way that’s more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily together

-Curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap TV that only airs at 3am because they don’t want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed

-Hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and they’re rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks

-Going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where they’re pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment

-Getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space

-Standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again

-Multilingual characters switching to their native language when they get too aroused / emotional / angry

-Multilingual characters slipping into their mother tongue when they hey drink or are to tired/lazy to bother with the mental acrobatics of speaking the common tongue

-Getting drunk and cooking together.

AUs:

-Meeting while waiting for hours on end in the emergency room
-Monopoly night
-Pointing guns at each other, tears in their eyes, because they’re both commissioned to kill.
-Commiserating on a night shift at McDonald
-You were the only one that offered to help me move in
-Marching band
-Sharing a high school school textbook and leaving each other notes and answers in page corners
-Working in a museum
-Panicked yelling in unison because of lost baggage in between connecting flights
-The guy living below me has a really loud alarm clock that always wakes me up at the ass crack of dawn 
-I went to investigate a scream and found my neighbor standing on a chair to avoid a rat/cockroach/snake 
-My neighbor has a really squeaky bed and my bedroom is right below theirs 
-Someone keeps stealing my doormat 
-My pet tarantula escaped and I forgot to warn the guy below me who is scared of spiders 
-I need you to pet sit my pet this weekend and I forgot to mention it’s a giant snake, the mice are in the freezer, thanks bye! 
-The apartment above me has left their tap on or something and water is LEAKING THROUGH MY CEILING WTF! 
-My neighbor’s sister got the wrong house number and barged into my apartment
-The guy next door/my roommate always steals my coffee, so I started to make extra
-Accidentally fell asleep on each other on the train  
-Always in front of me in line for the coffee shop with a ridiculous order that takes forever to make  
-“I moved into the apartment next door and it’s 100% haunted please let me crash here for the night”  
-“I may or may not have robbed a bank just now and please help me get away I’ll repay you in sexual favors and also cash”  
-Neighbor who’s way too enthusiastic about LOTR soundtracks  
-That one asshole costumer that always comes in 5 minutes before the store is about to close  
-“I don’t know you but you were at that party last night and long story short I now have your name tattooed on my ass”  
-“Could you please move your bed a little further from the wall I’m trying to work”
-“My friends dared me to go on this roller coaster but now that we’re at the top it looks way too scary and hello hot person sitting next to me (careful i might puke)”  
-“I was trying to take a sneaky picture of you because i told my friend about the hot guy on the train and she wanted to see but you totally noticed and yeah this is awkward”  
-“That is a hideous shirt you should totally just take it off”
-“That asshole stole my song at karaoke night”  
-Met on the fire escape outside the apartment for smokes  
-Ice hockey rival teams  
-Hot lifeguard  
-“you were rollerblading across the street and i almost hit you with my car but holy shit you look really hot in leg warmers”
 -“we’re rival superheroes in a city that really doesn’t need any in the first place”  
-“we’re next door neighbors in an apartment building with really thin walls and we talk a lot but we’ve never seen each other in person”  
-“alternately, we’re next door neighbors and we scream at each other through the walls and the landlord demanded we work it out and holy shit i would’ve never guessed you were this hot”  
-“you’re a flute player and I’m a percussionist and our love is forbidden”  
-“I’m a hospital nurse and you’re on drugs and you won’t stop flirting with me”
-“we both have insanely drunk friends at this party and they’re making out and hey we could just follow their example”  
-“i follow you on tumblr and i have a huge crush on you and I’m pretty sure i ran into you in a coffee shop what do i do”  
-“you’re the lead in the school play and you keep glancing at me when you’re singing to the love interest”  
-“we’re both single riders on a super intense roller coaster and we somehow ended up holding hands, do you maybe wanna get some ice cream”  
 -“I’m the newspaper person and i accidentally nailed you in the face with a paper when you were opening your door, of course i would love to come in for coffee”
 -“we’re the only people at party city working on Halloween and you look really hot in that costume wanna make out in the back”
-I got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night  
-my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
-you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good????
-i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
-This really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
-it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but some PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
-my best mate somehow fucked up my TV and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no live stream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your TV i promise I’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
-look I’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks
-“we’re in the same art class and I’m awesome, but you’re not and you’re failing and you need help so I guess I’ll tutor you”
-“I mistook you for my best friend and jumped on your back in public and now I’m embarrassed”
-“we’re playing the same music quartet and you keep glaring at me from across the set-up and I don’t know why”
-“I’m a jeweler and you always come in to buy stuff so I assume you have you have a significant other and don’t hit on you, but it turns out you’re just really nice to your mom”
-“you’re a delivery person and why do you always order so much STUFF”
-“I work at Starbucks and you come in so often that I know your daily order and write encouraging notes on your cup”
-“I work at a sex toy shop and you come in frequently so I assume you have a significant other, but you just like coming in to make fun of how weird the toys are”
-“you work at a museum and I like to come by a lot in my free time and wait why do you seem to follow me around from exhibit to exhibit”
-“we both like walking in the park at night and I think you’re a stalker so I accidentally attack you and give you a black eye sorry”
-“we met through mutual friends and you call me a different name but I don’t have the heart to correct you”
-“you work at a botanical garden and when I go, I get stung by a bee and have an allergic reaction and you accompany me to the hospital because no one else will”
-“I’m a bartender and I have to cut you off after a certain amount because you’re drinking to forget your ex and I end up calling you a cab”
-“you’re dressed as the Easter bunny at our town’s Easter egg hunt and I take my younger sibling, but she’s afraid of people in costumes and you accidentally make her cry and you take off the bunny head to apologize and hey you’re kinda cute”
-“you were a child actor in that one TV show that I can’t remember the name of and I can’t stop staring at you I’m so sorry I’m just trying to figure this out”
-“we follow each other on instagram but don’t know each other that well and I was snooping through and liked a picture from 176 weeks ago oh god”
-“we live in adjacent apartments and the walls are really thin, so I hear you sing every morning in the shower at 6:30 and you’re actually really good and I stand next to the wall and sing the next lyric just to see what would happen”
-“we live in the same apartment complex and I accidentally leave my laundry in the washer for a minute too long and you decide to take out all my wet clothes to put in yours just as I walk in”
-“I work in a grocery store and I’m putting new items on the shelf in the refrigerated section and just as I’m putting a new carton of milk on the shelf, you reach in and our hands touch”  
-FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST
-I can’t tell whether this is a date because you asked to see a movie but I’m still not sure you’re queer, and I’m toeing the line because maybe you’re just trying to make friends
-One of us thinks this is a date but the other thinks it’s an informal job interview
-I decided to flip a coin about every decision in my life for a week and that’s how we ended up on a date
-We’re both meant to be going on blind dates with other people but we sat down at the wrong table and got our hopes up
-We took each others underwear from the laundromat by mistake
-I got drunk and sent a sexy naked pic to my ex but I sent it to you instead by mistake
-We had one really bad date and never spoke again and now our friends have set us up on a blind date
-“I’m calling to cancel our date because I’m actually in the ER right now, sorry. …I mean, sure, I guess you can come down here, but… okay…”
-We had sex at the office party but we’re both workaholics so we don’t normally date
-We’re going on a blind date - but wait a moment, aren’t you that went down on me in a back alley behind a club year ago? … what do you mean “which one”?
-You bought me at a charity auction and you’re probably a serial killer
-You’re my waiter and I’m on a really crappy date with an asshole
-Your appointment with a sexual therapist was right after mine and we got talking in the waiting room
-We’re on a blind date, but wait a moment… aren’t you that guy who gave me a hand job at a Renaissance Zaire a year ago?… what do you MEAN “WHICH ONE”?
-We both picked the same power ballad at karaoke so we sang a duet
-We’re both trying to take advantage of the unlimited appetizers deal on separate dates at TGI Fridays and I got the mozzarella sticks and I’m on my sixth plate and I want to die, can I PLEASE swap you for some of your wings?

-‘I met you last night when you were drunkenly patting my dog in my backyard at 3 in the morning and when i asked you what the hell you were doing you slurred something about dogs being great and then you threw up on my feet and then fifteen minutes later you were passed out on my couch so that’s why you’re here right now also what the frick is your name and why were you patting a dog in a stranger’s backyard in the middle of the night’

-‘I’m an Ikea employee and every day for the last week I’ve had to ask you to leave the store because you keep coming in and sleeping in the beds seriously are you homeless or something I can call a shelter’

-'I don’t know who you are but we keep running into each other on the street and getting into screaming arguments over the stupidest things and I’m actually looking forward to our next meeting because you’re annoying as hell but gdi you’re hot as frick and its kind of fun to argue with you’

-'I’m in my underpants in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to get washed and your clothes are in the machine next to mine and I noticed that when you put your clothes in they were all covered in blood what the frick’

-'Last night was a haze for both of us and somehow we woke up hungover in a bed that isn’t either of ours and also neither of us recognize this apartment we should probably get out of here before someone calls the cops on us’

-'Last night was supposed to be a one night stand but we drunkenly got each others names tattooed on each others ass cheeks so now its kind of hard to forget you’

- 'you found me hanging by my fingertips from your window and I don’t want to tell you I was trying to rob you but idk how else to explain this and I don’t want to go to jail and also you’re kind of cute we should make out when I’m not clinging onto your window ledge for my life’

-Little bruises and cuts that show up are actually little injuries that happened to your soul mate
-Being reunited after surviving the zombie apocalypse unknowing if the other was alive or dead
-Rescuing their partner from a recon mission gone wrong
-Drama school rivals being cast as romantic opposites because they have “crazy sexual tension”
-“Are we both robbing the same house oh fuck”
-Growing up together in a rough neighborhood
-Mutual friends always dragged to the same inane barbecues
-Where everybody is born with heterochromia

Other:

-a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting.

-a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

-what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Sources: x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x 

Lazy Day wtht Joe

imagine for @not-a-creativewriter

“Joe!! You said we could go on a date today!” I whine.

“I’m sorry I’m just super jet lagged today can we just stay in?” He asks.

“Yeah I guess, but you owe me a date!” I laugh jumping on the bed.

“Do you want to make a video with me today? And maybe just lay around and watch some films?” He suggests.

‘’Yeah sounds like fun! I’ll go make some breakfast.” I smile.

I walk downstairs and start up the stove to make some eggs. I poor some orange juice in some glasses and make some toast with peanut butter. I put it all on a tray and bring it upstairs to a shirtless Joe setting up is camera.

“Now thats something I could get used to.” I smile setting down the tray giving him a hug.

“I think I could get used to you staying with me every night.” He smirks giving me a kiss. “Do you want to make a video?”

“You and your videos.” I chuckle.

We sit down and put on a tv show while we eat. He tells me about his trip to Croatia he just came back from. It’s been two weeks since we’ve seen each other and we hardly talked while he was away because of the time difference. I’m so glad we get to spend the day together even if it’s just chilling around the house. 

“So would you like to do the innuendo bingo challenge or the boyfriend does my makeup?” Joe asks.

“Um why don’t you let the fans choose?” I say.

Joe agrees and makes a poll. In the time he’s waiting I shower and put on some sweats and a hoodie.

“Looks like they want me to do your makeup!” He cheers.

“Oh my lord.” I laugh.

I gather all my makeup and we head to the kitchen and set everything up in there. I lay out all my makeup and organize things by what they are. 

“Hello everyone! Today I’m here with my beautiful girlfriend (Y/N)!” Joe smiles.

“Hello!” I say. “So what are we doing today?”

“Well it seems to me that I’m doing your makeup.” He responds.

“Ow Joe! Thats my eye!” I yell.

“OhI’m sorry!” He laughs. “What even is this??” 

“Its glitter adhesive, so if you want to put glitter on your eye it will stick!” I laugh.

“Oooh lets add some glitter!” He mocks all girly.

He puts on the glitter adhesive and chooses a bright blue glitter.

“I can’t even open this!” He yells. 

He then accidentally breaks the lid open and glitter goes everywhere.

“Joe!” I laugh.

“What in the bloody hell. I hate glitter.” He moans. 

The whole time we’re laughing and even though sometimes I would get stabbed in the eye , I was still loving this time we were spending together.

I love being so close with him. He’s so wonderful at what he does. 

After we were done, we put on a film and layed around and cuddled and ordered some pizza for lunch. We then moved to some videos for a while but after I started winning he wanted to go back to watching movies. Joe fell asleep on me about half way through the second Iron Man. I played with his hair and continued watching myself. He woke up about an hour later and wanted to start editing.

“Joe you used eye liner in my eyebrows I didn’t even notice!” I laughed as we were editing.

The whole time we were editing I noticed all the wrong things he did and used and I cringed every time but it was so fun. Watching him do what he loves warms my heart.

We moved the laptop from his desk to the bed because it was more comfy.

“Should I go get started on dinner?” I ask.

“Can we have mac and cheese please??” He asks.

“Joe thats hardly a dinner. But sure why not.” I laugh.

I come back upstairs form making mac and cheese with some hot dogs and beer to a Joe passed out on the bed. I quietly put the food down and take a picture.

“I guess doing my makeup today wore him out! So glad my sleepy boy is back home. @ Joesugg “


——————————————————————————————

I hope you all like this! it’s been forever since I’ve written an imagine! 

Sweet boy, I love you so much (to the moon and back). I will never get tired of movie/TV show dates with you, or any other date. You light up my life. I’m so glad we got to watch our girl win Rupaul. I love you to the moon and back, Elliot. I’m so glad I get to smile when I hear your voice, everyday. Everyday. 

Love and always,
Isaak <3

Chris Evans Request

I don’t know if you’re taking requests, but if you are could you do one where reader and Chris go on Jimmy Fallon to promote their film and after playing a few games with Jimmy and being flirty with one another Jimmy asks them about their relationship (and also like Chris and reader have posted lots of pictures of them together). Just like fluffy and flirty and cute, thanks! Love your writing!


“Welcome to the show, the amazing Chris Evans and the beautiful Y/N Y/L/N,” the audience applauded as Jimmy welcomed you and Chris onstage. You and Chris came out from behind the curtain and went to your seats. “It’s great to have you guys back on the show,” Jimmy said. “This is your first time on it together but you’ve both been here a couple times before.”

“I think we’re both glad to be back Jimmy,” Chris grinned.

“Well we love having you both here so come back whenever you want. Now, you two have a movie premiering next month called Hollywood Hiatus; can you tell us what it’s about?”

“Sure,” you took lead, “it’s about my character, Lila, who’s a big shot on the Hollywood stages and she get’s in trouble and is basically forced to take hiatus over the summer. And then there’s Chris’ character who doesn’t really watch any movies or TV shows past the 80’s and he lives a very chill lifestyle, and we meet during the summer and things go from there.”

You, Chris, and Jimmy spent up until the break talking about the movie and when it was time to cut to commercial Jimmy asked you two, “If you guys are up for it can we play a game of flip cup after the break?”

“You sure about that, Jimmy? Last time we played you got beat pretty bad,” Chris grinned.

******

“Welcome back everybody. We’re here with Chris Evans and Y/N Y/L/N and in order to celebrate the release of their new movie we are playing flip cup. The teams are Y/N and Chris against myself and, one of my former co-stars and close friends, Drew Barrymore.”

“Do you want to do first half or second,” Chris asked?

“Ugh, first. That way I can get it done quick so you have time to mess up,” you playfully told him and the audience laughed.

Chris gave you a humourous look and threw an arm around you and gave you a squeeze, “Ha ha good one. Fine, you go first. Let’s see what you got.”

You and Drew got set to go first and waited for the sign to go. As the go bell rang out you downed the first drink and lined the cup up against the end of the table flipping it over on the first try. As you got the 2nd one done Drew got her first one flipped.

“Wow! You’re good at this,” Jimmy said incredulously.

“That’s my girl,” Chris chuckled.

“While they are busy drinking I’m going to ask you a couple questions, Chris. I know from Y/N’s instagram accounts and your twitter that you and Y/N hang out a lot, you have lot of fun pictures together. When do you guys start getting close?”

“We had met a few times through mutual friends but once we got casted on this movie together we got a lot closer. We have a lot in common so we always have fun when we hang out together.”

“Chris, go!” You had finished your cups and were tagging Chris in. “Chug, chug, chug,” you chanted as he drowned the first one.

******

“That was fun,” you said climbing into the car with Chris.

“Want to grab a real drink?”

“When don’t I,” you smiled.

4

After 6 months of filming for the show you were in, it was finally time to go home.
You said your goodbyes to your cast and crew and headed to the airport to catch the plane.
You got in and it was a 4 hour flight to your hometown but you didn’t mind it because you enjoyed looking through the window and seeing the sky and the clouds.
You arrived to your destination and took the cap home.
You didn’t expect your boyfriend Cody to be home so you used the keys to open the door.
Walking in and taking off your coat and boots, you heard the tv from the living room.
“Cody?”, you saw him sitting there with Athena and you ran to hug him.
“I missed you”, he said.
“I missed you more.”, you two shared a long kiss.
“Why aren’t you at work? And why didn’t you tell me you were home when I called you this morning saying that I’ll be coming back?”, you asked surprised.
“My character is … he is kind of dead so I’m not filming Teen Wolf anymore. And I wanted to surprise you babe”, he smiled and kissed you again.
“I’m glad you’re here”, you laid on the couch with him.
“She missed you”, Cody held Athena and patted her head with a kiss.
“I missed this cutie too”, you took her and started playing with her.
“I missed seeing you two together”, he smiled as he stared at you and the way you were petting his cat. His smile was so cute and genuine.
“Next time I go for this long. You better come with me”, you cuddled up with him.
“I will. I love you (Y/N)”.
“I love you too”.
Moments later, you feel asleep in his arms because you were so tired.
You really missed being home and around your boyfriend and car and you couldn’t be more grateful for the life you had.

Thank you! I’m so glad you like my writing! Here’s your story! I love your blog btw I just followed you today tbh. Love your humor!

——————————————————————————————-

“Can you just let this go?” Tom asked. He was sitting on the couch, watching some ghost hunting tv show. Marco was trudging back and forth like a madman, stewing, clearly furious. He whirled around and looked at the demon.

“How can you be so calm about this!?” Marco demanded. Tom rolled his eyes.

“Because it’s not a big deal.” Tom responded.

“He made fun of you! He LAUGHED at you! Are you just going to let this slide?” Marco asked. Tom sighed.

“Because it’s not a big deal. Yes I… feel bad that he made fun of me but I’m not going to attack him, Marco.” Tom explained.

“I will!” Marco hissed. “NOBODY makes fun of my Tommy, and gets away with it!” Marco seethed. He punched the wall and started pacing back and forth in fury. Tom tilted his head and got down off of the bed. He walked up to the human and gave him a kiss on the nose. Marco stopped stewing and looked a little shocked at this action, but blushed and managed to calm down.

“Better?” Tom asked. Marco nodded. “Good, now let it go.” Tom insisted. Marco sat down next to his demon, calmer now, but he was NOT going to let it go.

——————————————————————————————————————————–

Marco approached the kid who was making fun of Tom the previous day in the cafeteria. He tapped on the guy’s shoulder. He turned around annoyed.

“What do you want?” He hissed. He saw who it was and laughed. “Oh it’s Diaz! Is your pet freak here with you?” he laughed. All his friends did as well. Marco laughed sarcastically and loudly, he then grabbed the guy by his collar.

“Listen here you ass! If you ever make fun of my boyfriend AGAIN I will LITERALLY hurt you!” He snapped.

“Pfff. What are you going to do?” He tried to say. But fear was clear in his voice. Marco smirked.

“I was hoping you would ask.” Marco laughed. He raised his fist and punched the guy straight up in the face. There was an ugly crunch heard across the cafeteria.

——————————————————————————————————————————–

“You broke his nose.” The principal said. Marco nodded.

“I did.”

“He’s in the hospital.” He continued. Marco nodded again.

“That he is.” Marco admitted. The administrator was there and pinched the bridge of his nose.

“Marco, I came all the way down here because this is the sixth time this month you got in trouble!” He snapped.

“Look, that guy was mean to my boyfriend so I had to do what was right.” Marco said, heroically. The principle put his head down on the desk, but Marco kept his smug look.

“This is enough.” The administrator said. “Marco go back to class please we will deal with this tomorrow. I don’t want you missing anymore class time over this.”

——————————————————————————————————————————–

“I can’t believe you broke Reggie’s nose.” Tom said, disappointed. Marco shrugged.

“Well I did.” He told Tom. “And he’s in the hospital.” Marco continued. Tom cut him off with a kiss.

“I can’t believe you sent somebody to the hospital for me!” Tom cried, kissing him again. He then pulled away and crossed his arms. “No! I am very mad at you! Why would you do something like that?” Tom demanded.

“Because you felt so bad about yourself. I just wanted you to be happy, I guess I went about it the wrong way.” Marco sighed. “I’m sorry.” Tom smiled and hugged him.

“It’s okay… but I am mad at you, Marco Diaz!” He repeated. Marco laughed.

“Okay, Tom.”

“I am!”

“Sure, Tom.”

scar-crossed-lover  asked:

4 and 5

4 - “Where did you find that?”

5 - “For God’s sake! Who have you killed now?”


Dean sighed in discontent, scratching over his cast. Two weeks on that couch with a broken leg and he was going crazy. And, as if that wasn’t enough, you, Sam, and Bobby were always around hunting, leaving him at home. He was fed up already. “They better bring me some pie!” He muttered angrily, turning on the TV to watch another drama.

A minute later, you opened the door of the cabin and got inside, covered in black goo from head to toe.

“What happened there?” Dean asked you immediately, a disgusted frown appearing on his features.

“I killed a Leviathan,” you replied shortly, letting out a sigh. You were so damn tired and that leviathan had been a real pain in the ass, “Something interesting around here?” You asked him, glancing at the TV before heading to the bathroom.

“Nah,” he shrugged, “But something bad is gonna happen. My spidey senses are tingling.”

“Oh C’mon!” Dean exclaimed at the TV, an indignant look on his face, just as you opened the front door and walked inside.

“What’s wrong?” You asked him tiredly.

He was about to reply, when he noticed you, his eyes going wide at the sight in front of him, “Is that - mud?” He asked you, sniffing. When you closed your eyes and nodded, he continued, “Why is there mud all over you?”

“Skin-walker, in a pig form…” As soon as you saw Dean’s little smirk, you pointed a finger at him, “I swear, if you make a joke, you can forget about having sex with me for the rest of your life.”

In a second his smirk was gone, and he lowered his eyes to look at the floor, faking innocence.

“Good,” you smiled victoriously.

“For God’s sake! Who have you killed now?” Dean inquired of you as soon as he noticed that you were completely pink.

God, what a terrible week! You just wanted to sleep for a month!

“The Pink Panther, uh?” He offered when you didn’t reply, barely containing his smile. His week on the couch hadn’t been so bad compared to yours and he was starting to realize it.

“Not the Pink Panther,” you answered, unamused, moving quickly to the bathroom.

As soon as you were done with your shower, two hours later that is, you walked back into the main room, only to find Dean watching the TV with shock all over his face, “Babe, what happened?” You asked him immediately.

“A plane crashed!”

“What?! Oh my God! Are there any casualties?”

“I don’t know, they can’t find Dr. Sexy tho…” He answered distractedly, “I told you something bad was gonna happen. Planes man!”

You just shook your head and sat on the couch next to him, glad to know that no plane had really crushed. Man, this couch is so comfortable! You thought, finding a good position and starting to relax a little.

The couch wasn’t that great honestly, but you were too tired to even care. Plus, Dean was passing his fingers through your wet hair and that was just amazing. You closed your eyes, content, and were actually about to fall asleep when Dean just stopped.

“Is this a tooth?” He asked, mostly to himself.

You turned around and looked at his hand, and yes it was a tooth; it didn’t look human, though, “Where did you find that?” You asked as your eyes widened.

“In your hair,” he replied, still looking at it.

“Oh c’mon!” You exclaimed exasperated, standing up, “I’m gonna take another shower. See you in two hours.”

Dean, still looking at the strange tooth, shook his head, “Not the Pink Panther my ass.”

dana watches lucifer (2x11)

yo guys i’m back and i’m vvv happy to be liveblogging again

  • it feels so weird to be watching without my dad guys he’s driving my sister to oklahoma but usually we watch together
  • anyway
  • this clip of chloe saying her speech at the courtroom on the previously on - LIKE I NEED REMINDING 
  • it’s making me emotional and the ep hasn’t even started yet
  • pls tell me they kiss i want them to so badly 
  • my cat is strangling me with her love rn and i’m…. trying to type
  • “i hate ketchup” that’s so romantic
  • ARE YOU KIDDING I HATE MYSELF THEY WERE SO CLOSE
  • “i’m glad she showed up she kept me from making a big mistake” I’M SUING FOX AND THE WRITERS WHAT THE HELL
  • trixie is back i missed her
  • “they’re a wonderfully scrumptious start to your day”
  • ok now i’m imagining maze and trixie grocery shopping
  • trixie Knows and ships deckerstar
  • trixie KNOWS
  • MAZE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MY FAVE I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
  • i missed that whole scene by squealing abt maze lol 
  • maze craves validation bc she wanted chloe to be happy
  • aw chloe maze tried so hard don’t tell her that
  • it’s ok chloe i forgive you
  • CHARLOTTE no 
  • i’m already mad at her
  • my tv is glitching so y’all better provide some quality gifs
  • “it’s about chloe” and then instantly he turns into Protective Boyfriend™
  • ok charlotte ships deckerstar too and she’s back on the good list
  • she was nvr really off it i have a weakness for lucifer women
  • “you don’t have to prove anything to me” that was something very nice said very harshly
  • “not in a fun way” 
  • “not the slut police and i mean you not her” DAMN I LOVE CHLOE
  • hmmm that was a good plan while it lasted but
  • “jana! always with the tragic timing”
  • oh my god is lucifer a murder suspect again
  • “maybe she’d still be alive” and already he’s feeling guilty jesus i just want him to be h a p p y
  • also where is ella i want her on my screen right now
  • “ditch the loser from lux. that’s terrible, she was seeing someone else from lux?
  • maze is proud of herself dan leave her alone
  • my cat is back and ready to prevent the typing
  • danikeen - is that their brotp name?
  • ppl need to stop yelling at maze right now ok
  • i like his white suit a lot
  • her fun is being with her daughter aww
  • ok lucifer is actively pursuing a relationship and i - i’m emotional
  • “she’s spoken for” “haha no i’m not”
  • this guy is a dog and i hate him
  • ok i need linda and ella and amenadiel to cleanse my soul from that dick
  • “you two are a lot alike” how DARE YOU
  • ANOTHER murder??? things are heating up and i like it
  • “pretty sure you didn’t sleep with this guy” “actually ur wrong” OH MY GOD IT’S CHRISTMAS
  • “you’ll need a much bigger notepad”
  • this parade of lovely women with the song hot pants in the background is my aesthetic
  • “bit of a dry spell these last few months” ik this is a joke …. but that’s probably bc that’s when he met chloe js
  • dan don’t you dare things are complicated enough
  • “the best night of my life” in a bunch of different inflections is possibly the best scene in this show to date
  • also i love how they included a guy
  • and his explanations to dan omg this is hilarious
  • chloe is SO JEALOUS
  • OH MY GOD I’M SCREAMING AND CRYING 
  • NOT OUT LOUD BUT JUST TRUST ME
  • ok now lucifer is sad so um…. cue character growth?
  • oh good more charlotte shipping deckerstar i love it
  • it’s still so weird that chloe thinks charlotte is lucifers ex
  • “last thing i need is a step-dan” “you say some really weird things man” i love their dynamic
  • LINDA
  • LINDA
  • LINDA
  • OK I’M GOOD BACK TO COMMENTARY
  • LINDA
  • SORRY 
  • also linda and maze in the same scene????. christmas confirmed.
  • “you want me to stab this friend of yours” ok i love how maze is oblivious but also she’s Ready to Fight for linda and i’m just….. wow that’s beautiful
  • “that’s human” “i’m a demon” “i actually think ur more human than a lot of ppl i know” what kinda romantic bs is this??? i love it
  • “ur saying i’m awesome” “i’m saying that u need to say ur awesome” 
  • “yes ur awesome” “hell yeah i am” I LOVE MAZE SO MUCH I’M DEAD
  • “i can describe her aura” it’s me
  • “i told you someone cared” i’m laughing lucifer is the best 
  • god i missed this show
  • i’m gonna save this in my drafts before my computer freezes and erases the whole post again
  • ok i’m back
  • OFC CHLOE IS ON THE WALL
  • ok suki is who i would be if i ever met him i would just scream and shut the door oh my god
  • “gay best friend for now” i’m laughing
  • suki is hot it’s true
  • WHERE IS ELLA THOUGH
  • “do not leave town” “and abandon lucifer?” god me
  • AMENADIEL IS BACK
  • oh i forgot he’s being rude to lucifer
  • i forgot charlotte was still bad oh myg od
  • i’m a fake fan i’m sry guys
  • i still love them both though
  • if ever there was a time for ella to show up it would be now just saying
  • ok and she’s not there
  • lucifer is such a doofus i’m laughing so hard chloe is so scared
  • i just fast forwarded and there’s like three clones of a guy petting a robot dog and i just -
  • “i wanna build a cat sanctuary” god is this me
  • “no one wants to hear about your feline meet cute” that’s wrong i would sell my left kidney to hear about his cat
  • “i’m in” i love maze i just do i just i could watch her eat bread for three hours
  • “no. because i’m awesome” I LOVE HOW LINDA SUPPORTED MAZE SO MUCH THAT SHE REALLY CHANGED MAZE’S ATTITUDE I LOVE STRONG FEMALE RELATIONSHIPS
  • “because self worth comes from within bitches” DO YOU SEE WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT
  • my cat is back and obscuring my vision hang on a sec
  • ik that as you read this ur not waiting but i just want you to know that i had to wait for my cat to stop knocking my laptop over
  • her name is sylvester mcmonkey mcbean anyway
  • can deckerstar kiss already 
  • amenadiel :’)
  • i kinda just want their pure brotherly love i don’t like the conspiring behind lucifer’s back
  • my cat and i compromised
  • ok i dig this jazzy piano music but for a sec i thought it was gonna be heart and soul and i was gonna die that’s my favorite deckerstar scene ever
  • maze looks so hot w o w
  • “if we were strangers you’d be hitting on me” maze is so smart dan you can learn from her
  • i do like him better now 
  • oh my god i’m laughing so hard
  • “self worth comes from within dan” i love maze so much she’s trying so hard to help
  • i’m gonna scream
  • oh my g o d i love her so much i’m laughing
  • “you and me? not happening” he looks so hurt i am so sad chloe let him IN
  • MAZE IS SO HOT WHEN SHE’S MURDERING
  • aw poor jim
  • OH MY GOD WE’RE ONE EPISODE IN AND ALREADY LUCIFER HAS A GUN TO HIS HEAD CAN’T WE JUST RELAX FOR A SECOND AND LET HIM BE HAPPY GOD
  • already chloe is shook and scared bc she loves him so much
  • now lucifer is intrigued hm and so am i
  • LUCIFER STANDING UP FOR WOMEN IS MY AESTHETIC I LOVE THESE LITTLE MOMENTS
  • oh now he’s all “hey man we can work something out” 
  • AW LUCIFER THINKS HE’S A GOOD PERSON
  • oh 
  • i should have seen where that was going
  • I JUST WANTED LUCIFER TO LOVE HIMSELF THAT’S ALL I WANTED
  • i guess we’re not there yet
  • that was badass tho
  • i was just thinking that we must have missed something about the package
  • who are these people
  • OH NO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO CHLOE IN THE TRAILER I’M SCREAMING
  • were we supposed to recognize those things
  • lucifer is having an ocean contemplation shot is this the bachelor orr
  • “really” she says not disappointed at all 
  • HONESTLY I’M BITTER RIGHT NOW I KNEW THEY WERE GONNA KEEP GIVING US SLOW BURN BUT LIKE AW
  • one step forward two steps back i guess
  • “you deserve someone worthy of you and that’s not me” I’M CRYING THAT’S NOT TRUE BB
  • “that’s not what i’m saying” “i know that’s what i’m saying” WHY DOES HE LOVE TO SUFFER WHAT THE HELL I’M SAD
  • LUCIFER THERE IS NO ONE BETTER THAN YOU
  • oh my god he’s just listing why he loves her
  • her middle name is jane?? this is cute
  • “ur special and i’m…. i’m not worth it” OH GOD YES YOU ARE
  • OBH MNYUIAHGREJKL;
  • AKJSDLFPOJIA UW0AOW J
  • WHAT OAIEKLW;’
  • IJJAIOWEFJO9
  • THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
  • I’M TAKING A PIC AND PUTTING IT ONAERF[
  • MY WALL I WAS GONNA SAY AND THEN THEY KISSED AGAIN
  • OWEFIAJKML;
  • I’M SCREAMING AND HYPERVENTILATING WHAT THE HELL THAT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I’VE EVER SEEN 
  • IT WAS LIKE A BEAUTIFUL PECK AND THEN SHE LEANS IN AGAIN AND CUT TO TRAILER AND I JUST
  • ASJFDLKj[wuhiol;nkl
  • it really is christmas guys :’)
  • i don’t know what to say i love thioajefkls;d’
  • YES WE JSUT GOT A DECKERSTAR KISS AND THEN WE GOT LIKE FIVE MORE IN THE TRAILER IT’S CHIRAMTMIOAL;’
  • i love you guys i love this show i’m signing off and watching the bachelor which is never going to be this romantic :’)
200 au’s masterpost :))
  • I was hired to kill you but you’re pretty cute au
  • your voice sounds like my thinking voice and that’s really freaking me out au
  • two strangers exploring the same ‘haunted’ house that thinks the other is a ghost au
  • “I swear I’ll let you have half of my weed if you don’t tell the teachers that I was getting high in the bathroom” au
  • I accidentally punched you in the face when I was trying to punch a different guy in the face I am so sorry au
  • arranged marriage that I am only putting up with bc you’re rich and hot as hell au
  • you thought you were kidnapping your best friend for a bachelor party but you kidnapped me (a stranger) on accident au
  • you suck at dancing but you’re doing it in the middle of a bookstore to the crappy music on the radio and I think it’s pretty damn cute au
  • I’m a super villain and you’re a therapist I kidnapped bc I need someone to talk to au
  • holy shit you just saved me from getting run over by a bus au
  • no one was supposed to find out i’m a wizard but you did please don’t tell anyone au
  • I have amnesia and you say you’re my best friend but I keep on forgetting and thinking we’re lovers au
  • “I think I may have stolen your dog on accident sorry” au
  • we’re strangers and your hair is perfect except for that one strand that flew lose and it bothers me au
  • you’re supposed to be in the witness protection system but until that’s set up my cop friend is making me let you live with me au
  • “I know we’ve never talked before but there is a friggin huge spider in my apartment can you kill it for me” au
  • i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU
  • my stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and into your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so i followed him inside and you came home earlier than i expected and found me in the middle of your living room but i swear i’m not a burglar ok
  • you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good????
  • i was trying to read in the park and your stray football fucking knocked me unconscious
  • this really cute guy rented the apartment over the bakery/flower shop/store i work at and i keep trying to find excuses to be outside when he comes home
  • it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD
  • my best mate somehow fucked up my tv and tonight is the season premiere of this show i really really like and no livestream will work on my computer so will you please let me watch it on your tv i promise i’ll go back to my flat once it’s over
  • look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a hole through my ceiling with your bed thanks
  • i want an au where muse a and b get set up to go on a blind date together and muse a is the biggest fuck boy/girl and they are all cool and popular and muse b is a cute little nerd and they hate each other and disagree on everything and have nothing in common but muse a kinda feels sorry for muse b and they are interested by their completely opposite lifestyle and turned on by their innocence so they keep going on dates until they begin to actually like each other anD IT COULD BE REALLY CUTE BUT ALSO REALLY ANGSTY BC MAYBE MUSE A IS KINDA EMBARRASSED BY MUSE B AS THEIR FRIENDS CONSTANTLY TAKE THE PISS AND USED TO BULLY MUSE B IDK GIVE ME SECRET/FORBIDDEN RELATIONSHIPS WHERE MUSE A CAN BE ALL OVER PROTECTIVE BUT ALSO VERY CORRUPTING AND MUSE B IS ALL STARRY-EYED AND !!!!!!!!!!!
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • "please for the love of god help you’re the only one here who speaks English” AU
  • “i go to this restaurant every week and sit at the same table and suddenly you’re my new server” AU
  • “i’ve been breaking my phone on purpose just because you work at the help desk” AU
  • “i saw you taking selfies and i wondered if i could take one with you” AU
  • “i’m the sarcastic techie who got dragged into running your stupid presentation” AU
  • “we somehow ended up in charge of senior prank” AU
  • “i’ve walked into your classroom four times by mistake can you please help me learn my way around this stupid school” AU
  • “your music’s way too loud bUT THAT’S MY FAVORITE SONG” AU
  • “bored single parents at a OneDirection concert” AU
  • “mutual drunk friend called BOTH of us to pick them up from a party well this is awkward” AU
  • “for the last time we do not sell hydrochloric acid I’M CALLING THE COPS” AU
  • “your email address is one letter different from my friend’s so i keep emailing you by mistake” AU
  • “you accidentally added me to this group chat and i don’t know how to take myself off” AU
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • you both grab for the last pint of ice cream at the supermarket and end up arguing over it au
  • i keep setting my kitchen stove on fire and you’re the long suffering firefighter on call au
  • my dog won’t stop barking at your cat in the waiting room at the vets au
  • you got stood up on a date at the coffee shop i work in here let me get you a drink on the house au
  • your mail keeps coming to my house even though you don’t live there anymore how the fuck do i return it to you au
  • we get the same train to work every morning and you always take the good seat so i glare at you until you let me sit there au
  • i’m scared to walk home in the dark and its really late so i called a random number and got you au
  • you left one of your shirts in the washer and it got mixed up with my stuff and i didn’t realise until you shouted at me from across the street au
  • i desperately need a birthday cake and my friend told me you could bake really well au
  • i hit you in the balls in a paintball match i’m so sorry oh my god au
  • the walls are really thin and i can hear everything you’re saying could you please shut the fuck up new neighbour au
  • you jog shirtless past my house every morning au
  • i walk in on you correcting people’s misspelled bathroom graffiti au
  • you write me a bad restaurant review and i force myself into your kitchen so i can cook you my food until you admit it’s good au
  • you live across the hall and hide in my apartment when you want to avoid your one night stands au
  • we’re the only single people at this wedding table lets get drunk and bitch about everyone au
  • someone in the dorms makes amazing cookies and you’re trying to figure it out and walk in on me baking at four in the morning au
  • my best friend has a popular youtube channel and drags me into their videos and people comment on how we seem like a couple isn’t that awkward au
  • we both get lost at disneyworld and somehow stumble across each other and decide to be lost together au
  • my kite got tangled in your kite at the park au
  • you’re sitting in my spot in the library what the fuck dude get out of my seat au
  • you’re gesticulating violently and accidentally hit me in the face au
  • we’re both desperately trying to buy something for our relatives in the airport shops because we forgot to when we were on holiday maybe we could help each other out au
  • you fell over in the subway car and landed in my lap au
  • you sit behind me and poke me every time i fall asleep during 9am lectures thank you can i buy you a coffee? au
  • our suitcases look the same and we accidentally picked up the wrong one at the airport au
  • you’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared tv au
  • we never talk but we make eye contact whenever anyone says something incredibly stupid during class au
  • awkward teenage seven-minutes-in-heaven au
  • you’re shouting in my face about your society at the freshman fair so i sign my name just to shut you up au
  • we’re on the same ‘travel-across-a-continent’ holiday plan why don’t we just stick together for the whole trip au
  • foreign exchange student au
  • i always see you in the library and i think you’re really cute so i leave you little post it notes on your work whenever you go and get a book just to see you blush au
  • you’ve-got-mail au
  • my mum knows your mum and they’re trying to set us up but all i can remember of you is that time you stuck gum in my hair when we were seven so i automatically don’t like you au
  • i accidentally open the door right before you knock and smack you in the face au
  • there’s a really cute new intern at your place of work and your friends bully you into talking to them au
  • our school is doing a secret-santa and i got you au
  • the-princess-diaries au
  • we’re the only two people left who are single in our friendship group and they all decide to try and set us up with each other au
  • ancient gods like actuAL GODS FROM GREECE OR EGYPT OF WHATEVER au
  • parent-teacher conference au
  • time travelers au
  • ‘my parent is running for president but the other candidates kid is really cute’ au
  • working in a mansion as butlers/maids au
  • ‘hey remember that idea you had 3 years ago while we were drunk off our asses? letS DO IT’ au
  • baristas trying to make better lattes than the other au
  • tumblr mutuals who havent met and are too scared to talk to each other so instead they aggressivly reblog from each other au
  • gardeners au
  • person a being a guard outside buckingham palace that person b always tries to distract au
  • the thief and the conman au
  • ‘what do you mean i didnt try to pick-pocket you your butt is just amazing’ au
  • oops i accidentally summoned a demon au
  • co-captains who always argue au
  • lost a bet and now has to work for the other au
  • co stars of a hit disney show
  • high school teachers who always try to out do each other in lectures and labs and now everYONE SHIPS THEM au
  • ‘hey im running against you for student president’ au
  • the ‘i didnt mean to throw that water balloon at you i meant to hit my friend behind you’ au
  • 'i met you at a really crappy summer job but now its kinda fun’ au
  • working for disney and dressing up as characters au
  • there was a food fight and i just threw spaghetti at the scariest kid in school au
  • the ‘ive been given a prophecy to save the world but i have to be partners with thiS ASSHOLE’ au
New Preference #13- You Talk About Him in an Interview

Harry:

You were out promoting your new album, so you have been doing quite a lot of promo the past few weeks. You were in the UK and you were filming a segment on the Alan Carr Show. 

“Everyone, welcome back! We’re here with the beautiful and fabulous Y/N.” He says. “Now, what would you like to drink?” 

“Uh, whatever you got.” You smile. 

“Oohh, let’s see here.” He smirks looking through his stuff and opens a drink for you. 

You take a sip before sitting it down on the table. 

“Okay, so let’s get into it.” He smirks. “How have you been lately?” 

“I’ve been great. Traveling, working on the album, it’s been a great couple of months.” You smile. 

“Great huh? It wouldn’t have anything do with a certain English boyband member would it?” He says. 

“Uh.. I have no idea what you’re talking about.” You smirk. 

“Oh, well you can say that, but I believe we have photographic evidence of a little rendezvous with a certain member of One Direction. “ He says. “Can we get some pictures here?” 

You look over at the TV screen behind you and you blush a little laughing when you see pictures of you and Harry, some from instagram and some that Paps have taken. 

“Still have no idea what I’m talking about?” He asks. 

You smirk and take a sip of your drink again. 

“You know, I was hoping for a bit more of a exciting conversation.” He says shaking his head. 

“I’m so sorry.” you joke. 

“Well, we’ll move on, I guess.” He sighs. “But let me ask you this… has that man in the pictures who you know nothing about given you any of his gravy?” He smirks. 

You can’t help but start laughing. “Oh my god. You did not just ask that.” 

“I know! I know! I’m dirty. You should know this by now!” He jokes. 

You laugh. “Anyway, let’s move on shall we.” 

“Yes, let’s move on.” He says. “But I will add that she did not deny it.” He smirks to the camera. 

Liam:

You were on the red carpet for your newest movie. Liam was on tour and was really upset that he couldn’t make it to your movie premiere. You were taking tons of pictures and now you were approaching the interview part of the carpet. 

“Y/N, you’re looking absolutely amazing tonight.” The interviewer smiles. 

“Aww thank you.” You smile. “This is my favorite color, so when I saw the dress I fell in love with it. I’m just glad it didn’t look terrible on me.” You laugh. 

“Not at all. It looks very good on you.” She smiles. “Now, I can’t help, but notice that you’re solo tonight.” 

“Oh, yeah. Well, actually I’m here with my Mom. She didn’t want to walk the carpet, but yeah Liam is on tour right now and they have a show tonight.” You say. 

“Oh, I bet he’s wishing he could be here.” She says. 

“Yeah, he does, but he also loves being on stage.” You smile. “But I know that he’s proud of me and he actually sent me a text on my way here, so that was really nice and thoughtful.” 

“Aww, that’s so sweet of him.” She smiles. 

“He is pretty damn sweet.” You laugh. 

“Well, we should let you get going and tell Liam that we said hi.” She laughs. 

“Will do!” You smile waving to her and moving onto the next interviewer. 

Louis:

You were on the carpet that you were attending a fashion show. You pose for some pictures before coming up to some interviewers. 

“Good afternoon, Y/N.” They smile. 

“Hi.” You smile. “How are you?” 

“We’re great, thanks, how are you?” He asks. 

“Great. It’s been cold today, but great.” You laugh. 

“Well, at least you have a beautiful coat to keep you warm until you get inside.” He says. 

“I do! Yes, it’s really warm. It was a gift from my boyfriend a few days ago.” You smile. 

“Oh, Well, Louis you have great taste.” He smirks. 

“Well, not exactly.” You joke. “He knew that I had been wanting it, sooo.” 

“Oh, well, he’s still a good boyfriend by getting it for you.” He says. 

“Yeah, he is.” You smile. 

“Speaking of, where is he today?” He asks. 

“He’s actually in the studio today. He was going to come, but then he had some meetings and such, plus I know these things aren’t really his thing, so I invited some of my closest friends.” You smile. 

“Well, that’s great to here and we hope you have fun tonight.” He smiles. 

“Thank you.” You smile before making your way inside.

Niall:

You were on Ellen promoting your new TV Show that was coming out. It was actually the first time that you’ve been on Ellen as a guest on the show. You’ve been there before when Niall was on and was in the audience. 

“So, you know, I was just about to say that it’s glad to have you back on the show, but you actually haven’t been a guest  on the show before. This is your first time.” Ellen says. 

“Yeah, I have been here in the audience before and we’ve met, but no, I’ve never been on the show.” you laugh. 

“In case you all in the audience and at home are wondering, we’re talking about a few months ago when we had One Direction on and Y/N was here in the audience as a guest for her boyfriend and it’s Niall right?” Ellen asks. 

You nod. “Yep, Niall would be the one.” You laugh. 

“You know, some tend to think that him and I could be twins.” Ellen says. “What do you think?” 

“I think there is definitely a bit of a resemblance.” You giggle. 

She laughs. “So, what’s it like dating a member of the biggest band in the world?” 

“It’s great. I mean he’s a great guy and with both of our schedules its a bit difficult sometimes, but overall I don’t really think of it as dating a member of the biggest band in the world.” You laugh. 

“That is probably the sweetest thing ever.” She laughs. 

You giggle and continue on with the interview.