Reading/watching Harry Potter back to back
- PS/CoS: Omg this is so magical, such an amazing story and everything is working out in the end, I love it.
- PoA: wow this is getting a bit serious now, learning about about Harry's parents, the marauders and James and Lily's death. i'm glad Sirius is okay though, another happy ending.
- GoF: shit, someone is dead now, Voldemort is back, I guess things are gonna change now, at least Harry has still got Sirius to talk to and still has his friends by his side
- OotP: WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE TO DIE WHEN DID THIS SHIT GET SO SERIOUS I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN A FUCKING SNAKE WAS ALL WE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT NOW ITS LORD VOLDY HIMSELF AND THE FACT THAT LITERALLY NO ONE BELIEVES THAT HE IS BACK
- HBP: BLOODY HELL NOW DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUMBLEDORE CAN'T DIE, IF DUMBLEDORE ISN'T SAFE NO ONE IS, WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT, CAN I JUST GO BACK THE HARRY'S FIRST YEAR WHEN MY ONLY WORRY WAS WHO WAS GONNA WIN A QUIDDITCH MATCH
- DH: WELL EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD, SO AM I.I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFE WHY DID IT HAVE TO END Wait...what...holy shit...it's the end...it's 19 years later...my babies have all grown up...like I've gone through the series over 15 times but...it's over...again...what am I doing with my life...Harry Potter is over again...it's all finished...it's like all my best friends have just died all at once...I'll never get to see them again *crawls into fetal position in a dark room and begins to rock back and forth for many hours*
- The next day:
- Me: So who's up for the Harry Potter series again, I know I am!