so glad i didn't go to school

10

Promotional photoshoot & interview for the RSC’s Richard II (with David Tennant)

anonymous asked:

wasn't damian a guest star at gotham academy at some point? I saw promotional material of him wearing the uniform and all... I guess it could be he infiltrated the school temporary for some reason and didn't actually enroll there... but I'm sure there was a brief period where bruce pretend he can be a responsible father and have his child go to school like a normal kid and not a tiny assasin

Yes!! I’m so glad you asked because this

is the cutest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life. Damian was only there to steal a diary that Bruce needed– which he managed to do at the end of issue #6– but they let him stay on for #7.

Maps wrote their names together with a magic quill and, well

That happened.

The rest of the issue is just Maps dragging Damian around campus while he defends them from possessed students and is 2650862% done with the entire situation.

Also?? The art is beautiful???

And Damian is terrible

at keeping

his secret identity.

(Damian, honey, this is what happens when you never leave your house.)

Anyway at the end of the issue he took the rap for Maps’s shenanigans and got expelled.

In conclusion: 10/10. Every time I think about this issue I laugh until I cry.

Matilda (1996 movie) sentence starters
  • "$9.25 for a bar of soap!?"
  • "Oh my gosh, _____, now look what you did!"
  • "Babies. You're better off raising tomatoes!"
  • "A book? What do you want a book for?"
  • "Why would you wanna read when you've got the television set sitting right in front of you?"
  • "There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster."
  • "_____, you're a crook!"
  • "This is illegal!"
  • "I'm smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong. And there's nothing you can do about it!"
  • "Are you being smart with me?"
  • "When a person is bad, that person has to be taught a lesson."
  • "I didn't do it."
  • "They're all mistakes, children. Filthy, nasty things. Glad I never was one."
  • "Do I allow pigs in my school?"
  • "Your mommy...is a TWIT!"
  • "You're a disgusting criminal, aren't you?"
  • "When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like road kill!"
  • "Some rats are gonna die today!"
  • "Hey, dipface! Where are you going?"
  • "WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED!?"
  • "I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me."
  • "My idea of a perfect school is one where there are no children at all."
  • "Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid?"

Some post-graduation fireworks from Jubilee.