so gei

hunk is obviously that One Friend™ that everyone lowkey(highkey) has a crush on
so the paladins have two different groupchats
one is the Spade Squad™ and has all five of them
and the other is the Hunk Appreciation Squad™ and it doesn’t include hunk and that’s where they all talk about the cute/attractive things that hunk does
BUT IMAGINE
ONE TIME ONE OF THE THE OTHER PALADINS ACCIDENTLY SEND A TEXT TO THE SPACE SQUAD™ THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE HUNK APPRECIATION SQUAD™

🌠Space Squad™🌠
lance: you gUYs you will not beLiEVE what hunk did today
lance: he put his hair in a ponytail while we were training
lance: A PONYTAIL
lance: I’M SO GEY

a minute later:
💛💛Hunk Appreciation Squad™💛💛
pidge: LANCE YOU FUKCING IDIOT YOU SENT THOSE TEXTS TO THE WRONG GROUP CHAT
lance: fUCK

🌠Space Squad™🌠
hunk: ummm… thank you?

hunk asks them about it later
“soo.. do you guys like, talk about how hot you think i am behind my back?”
everyone else: UmMm *sweats*

GEY FRIENDS SO I AM INTOXICATED AND I KISSED A GIRL AND IMMIDIATELT AFTER THAT THE PARTY BEGAN ITS DOWN FALL
like it isnt my fault she came onto me

My Junjou Romantica fanfic

constructive criticism compliments only pl0x


usami came back 2 da condo after his Gay day of his Gay writing.
he wanted to see his waifu misackee.

“//insert im home in japanese here” hte raboot said

he saw his gey lubber and like.
he fucking saw misock eating a tub of ice cream
jus tlike the entire fuckign thing

“nani the fucko is going on mysack” said da reboot

“THE H8ERS WER ON ME AGEN” cries the chikd

 “what the shit misak u twat. u r better dan dat,,,,, u r 21.” said rebok

 “no im 18” shitstain said

 “omfg socks sop being a littel bithc who knows what canon universe we’re in, ur crying pepe tears” said usack

“alright u mother memer” said nutsack while he sopped crying :’(

then michael myers sugoiied out of that house bc it was like work time or smthn

what is time

time is just a figment of our imagination

oh well we know salami made out with michael phelps so ya its gey X3 

——————

 at the fuckign work place desu

 “so like u gotta give this fuck ign paper to ihop or smthn” said a gay

 “h-hai,,,” said microscope

 —————– 

so misucc whent to ihoe and like???
ijuuin got in all of mishits biznuu????????????
so like ijuuin was like…..
gun…..
gay…………………..
and was like gay fo r mesook
but like misak was confizzled for brizzled
and left the international house of pancakes

 —————–

so yeah mitch went to the condo and like

hid what hapen about the gay at that pancake place to ushit

so yeah they banged

ill give you a line from “my immortal” of what it was like

bc i cant nsfw

And then… suddenly just as I Usagi kissed me passionately. Usagi climed on top me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took my top of and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. (im just taking everything from there). Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for like the hundredth time.

It was very gay and they made children or something.

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