so gay that i'm a rainbow

being asexual is seen as “too straight” by the LGBT+ community and “too gay” for straight people. the truth is, we are neither. if straight people are “as straight as a line” and gay people are “straight like a circle”, then we’re as straight as the void. sexual attraction? i don’t even know her. you are seriously in the wrong place if you’re looking for an instant sexual connection. don’t try to “””fix””” us we’re good. keep moving please.

  • Lillie: Professor Kukui, Burnet...I'm gay.
  • Kukui: Yeah, we knew.
  • Lillie: What?! What do you mean?
  • Burnet: Sweetie, straight girls don't talk about how much they appreciate the other in a cave, walking out together while a rainbow appears in the sky.
  • Lillie: But-
  • Kukui: And you don't give a best friend your most prized possession before you leave.
  • Lillie: I-
  • Burnet: You guys left the party to head off to the ruins! Together!
  • Lillie: ...you're right, that is kind of obvious.
Coming out
  • Me: mom I'm bi
  • Mom: ok sweet heart I love you and that'll never change. I'm bi too you know that. So I'll never judge you for that.
  • Me: I know mom but I was still scared
  • Mom: always be yourself around me
  • Me: ok well I'm gender fluid too and I want to start dressing like a guy sometimes is that ok?
  • Mom: of course baby.
  • Me: *starts to cry* I love you mom *hugs her*
  • Mom: I love you too

LISTEN TO ME, DO YOU THINK WHEN HE PUT THAT LIL RAINBOW PIN ON HE SMILED TO HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR???? DID HE GET DRESSED AND THOUGHT “HMMM I’M GONNA PUT MY PRIDE PIN ON TODAY"?????? WE SAW THE RAINBOW PIN AND THE “TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS” PIN TWO DAYS IN A ROW HOW MANY GAY AND KIND PINS DOES HE OWN??? DOES HE PUT ONE OF THOSE LIL PINS ON EVERYTIME H E DRESSES UP??????? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE NOW???????

there are two kind of wlw ships:
Calm, cool collected gay who is most of the time low-key goth or a high femme queen and her gf a adorkable hyper girl who is sunshine and rainbows 24/7.

A angry gay who will fight u and fight themselves and fight anyone and their gf the chill happy smol who just likes tea and books and shit.

I'm Not Gay

D.va: MCCREE, are you SURE you don’t like Hanzo? -3-

Tracer: Ya can’t hide a rainbow from me, Jesse. You know that.

McCree: … *singing* I’m not gay guys, that ain’t me! I’m just comfortable with my sexuality. So I can admit when I see a guy, who’s got a handsome face and pretty eyes-

*starts imaging Hanzo*

and a rock hard chest….and rippling abs…and the tightest ass…..and those sculpted calves…..and the bulging quads…and that perfect bod…..and oh my g o d take your pants off *drooling*

D.va: oh m y

Tracer: …..called it

Hanzo: ………………………… *Hanzo.exe has stopped working*

Genji: *starts laughing* IM ALMOST GONNA DIE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME FROM LAUGHTER OH SHIT-