so funny right!

Today I saw a lost cat poster in our neighborhood and I went OH NO! And David’s response was, “I hoped you wouldn’t notice that poster.” I went up and memorized the cat. Just in case I see them. Because there is a LOST CAT. And now I am thinking of all the lost cats and Imma go eat this whole bag of candy corn and sob on the clean laundry.

Leia: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.

Vader:

Originally posted by amgc-96

me when i fuck up my whole life and then hope no one notices

I love how in the beginning of FMAB the Philosopher’s Stone is perceived as a such a hard-to-find mythical thing, and then near the end it’s like
“oh I just remembered I have a Philosopher’s Stone in my pocket”
“what’s that lying on the floor?” “oh it’s a Philosopher’s Stone”
“so who’s that bearded man with golden hair again?” “oh he’s a Philosopher’s Stone”

5

wtf am i doing (ft. Phil)

4

What could she possibly be?

  • Roman: Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
  • Virgil: I have been waiting for this all my life
  • Logan: They are indeed purple,but one thing you've missed: the concept of "purple" didn't always exist. Some cultures lack names for a color, you see. Hence good old Homer, and his "wine-dark sea." A usage so quaint, a phrasing so old, for verses of romance is sheer fucking gold. So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. I'm hugely pedantic; but what else is new?
  • ((for @thisqueerisonfire))