so freaking far

  • Magnus: *jokingly* So how's the prettiest person in the world?
  • Alex: I dunno. How are you?
  • Magnus: *chokes*
  • Alex: *oops* jUST rEmeMBeRED!!¡¡ pOTTerY tO Do!!!! gOTtA gO!!!
  • Alex: *walks away*
  • Magnus: Did she really mean that?
  • Alex: Did I really mean that?

Nick Valentine first meeting you: 

*Stands in the darkness, lights a cigarette cooly*
“So, you need a little angel of vengeance huh? I don’t usually go after blood money, but here, I’ll make an exception”

Nick after travelling with you for a few days:

*laughs at his own jokes about trash heaps*

Ok guys. Tonight might be thing night. Tonight, Lin-Manuel Miranda might make history and become the third person to achieve the status of a PEGOT Winner.

The other two being Richard Rodgers and Marvin Hamlisch.

#YayHamlet


post oscars edit: guys, he still got nominated. he’s still a winner technically. he may not have the fancy little statue or envelope, but he’s got all of us behind him to support him! There’s always next year! at the speed he’s going, his possibilities are endless.

ME:STARTS STANNING MONSTA X

ALSO ME:

Omg it’s so hard to explain the feeling when you’re watching a new tv show or movie and you fall in love with that one character and are silently praying for them to get shot or something you know just normal feels

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Anatomy of a kiss

Because it cannot be done enough!

1. the preparation….mouth open, wanting look in the eyes…oh yes..Jack is not going to miss this opportunity and what confidence our dear inspector has developed. I sometimes think the moment before the lips actually meet is the sexiest moment of all…because all the lust and longing and wanting is just- right- there….

2. the fairly gentle beginning…I mean there;s no doubt he’s pulled her in for the smooch and there is that wonderful jaw working (and by that I mean both of them!) but then there is the hand in her hair and supporting her neck and it is like le swoon - but then he moves his head (this is my favourite type of kiss)

3. she starts to pull him in too, her hands begin curling into that coat and we think he’s pulling away but then he just goes for it even more and ‘smoosh bby’- they have to cut to the Baron because they are devouring each other.

4. the devouring….oh god…someone kiss me like that please!

5. Tough day at the office clearly…his hand…the tendons…oh my god… *starts to wonder how many takes they did*

6.  Her tongue just leaving his mouth…sexiest tiny moment ever…. I feel like such a perv…and yet sorry…not sorry.

7. Post kiss bliss…go and make tiny baby Phryne and Jack’s now please…and let us watch…forever…

Headcanon that Kanji is almost violently supportive of Yu and Naoto’s relationship, to the point where he makes both of their wedding garments from scratch about six times until they’re perfect.

todayintokyo

I had to Google kamoshika. We don’t have such exotic creatures in Tokyo.

Apparently, you can eat them. Legally you’re not allowed to, but from what my teacher’s friend of a friend of a friend told her… they’re pretty tasty.

I would take them over ‘platform pizzas’ in any case haha