so few things we know about you

         There is no particular reason I made this. I mean in such a short span of time I am a few followers away from 600+ and I think that’s really amazing tbh. Here’s some people that I love and said people can feel free to live in confidence knowing they are very dear to me.

                 A SPECIAL SPOT FOR BECCA AND TEERI
                                        @faillte & @tenxcious

          You two have been the best thing to happen to me for the last few days. Like we’ve known one another for not too long and I already consider you guys best friends. Literally you two have helped me so much and I don’t think I can ever or will ever be able to find the words to express myself properly and to what extent my gratitude goes. Literally thank you so much. What I value about you two is that never once have I felt a need to lie to you or to sugarcoat something out of pity or the fear you’ll get offended or angry. If I disagree with something I would say it. If I had something to vent about I could tell you guys much like my other friends and you’d tell me your truthful opinion. And I am thankful we have this little trio group for our muses. Their dynamics kill me with excitement. We have intense periods of talking about memes and then all of a sudden psychology and writing and it is amazing. I can not tell you how much I love it. And especially when we go on Rabbit and watch movies for hours on end. You two are amazing and I will somehow find a way to repay you one day for this. For now, I hope that my loyalty and friendship will be enough. ♥

              THE ONES I CONSIDER THE “TRU HOMIES”

         @ofeire @faillte @tenxcious @riisorgimento / @furorcm @wehrmxcht / @totenkoppf / @koniglich @lehiobeltza @mountvernon / @queensrangcr / @kunstundkrieg @quietresistence @kimchihoe @voluvisa @himenihon @chiiaroscvro @praesiidio @boncoeur @tsarhoe @hopefulvisionary @sweaterquccn @tcrrificd @konigreich @empiredheart @hakunojichou @solepaura @vuexlie @temperedfinest

         These guys are the ones who deserve most of the praise tbh like they’ve been the biggest support I’ve gotten in forever and not to mention that with the majority of these people I communicate regularly or have a bigger inclination to interact with. They are there to tell me when I am wrong or to support me when they think I am right. Some have defended me. Some have fought me to death. Some have been the loyalest people I have ever known. Bless each of you and honestly I hope you have a fulfilling life.

                                     PEOPLE I HONESTLY JUST
                           SILENTLY STALK AND WOULD KILL
                                  A PUPPY TO TALK TO MORE

          @eycless @iidunn @vanbelgie @bbcmycroft @nietzschehoe @johcnna @pridedsun @labbrasangue @dxdger @sanctiissima @bxttcrfly @believinghxpe @ofcongress @ofthewiind @shinsen-na @krcnprinz @theladyaustria @taiisu @taiwanguo @isolateddevil @madxmehoe @carolinus-rex @brimaquonx @zettaina @sxllxvan @deviliciious @ambitionisfolly @zhwangyao @fintare @qarthadasht @yugoxlavia @caedxs @raajasii @luxche @scngre @itariajin-hime @maplehoe @diimsum

empress-only-in-name  asked:

When is the deadline for your Zine? Any guidlines we should know about before we send stuff in?

The deadline for the complete project is 19th of May so if things could be sent in as soon as possible that would be great.

Guidelines:

  • Whatever you send in, female characters have to be the main focus. They can be from any fandom!
  • If you’re sending in fanart, just include a few words saying why you appreciate this character/these characters so much 
  • Also let me know how you want to be credited. Like if you want me to include a link to your social media next to your work or something like that.
  • And please don’t send anything that’s NSFW (because my university teachers have to see this haha)

Those are the main things, I think. I’ll turn this into a separate post later.

There are a few things in life so beautiful they hurt: swimming in the ocean while it rains, reading alone in empty libraries, the sea of stars that appear when you’re miles away from the neon lights of the city, bars after 2am, walking in the wilderness, all the phases of the moon, the things we do not know about the universe, and you.
—  Beau Taplin, “And You”
Dear people who get to speak with BTS at fansigns

instead of asking them for their ideal types or if they prefer dark skin or tan skin, ya know the usual things they hear on a daily  basis and probably forget about, your one of the the few people who get to actually speak with them on behalf of us armys and they need to know they are much more than their looks and such.

Can you tell Taehyung 

-that his natural skintone is amazing

- that his voice is so soulful and pure

-that we always look up to him for being so optimistic

-congratulate him for working hard in hwarang

Can you tell Jimin

-that he needs to stop overworking his body

-we don’t care about his looks he is perfect

-we care about his wonderful dance skills

-we appreciate how hard he working to improve his singing skills

-to always rest and smile

-to not overwork and stress, we are happy with what he has done for us

-his body is beautiful, keep on smiling

Can you tell Jungkook

-that his skin condition is wonderful, His skintone is blessed

-that we look up to him for working so hard for us armys at a young age

- tell him we look up to how passionate he is and how much he sacrificed at a young age

-appreciate him learning english

-tell him to rest

Can you tell Yoongi

-to never look down on himself

-to remind him that because of his music has saved lives

-his mixtape was amazing

-he is a wonderful human being who deserves happiness

-we appreciate his rapping and producing

-that he is amazing at writing meaningful lyrics

-we appreciate him choosing this path despite the hardships

Can you tell Namjoonie

-that he is an inspiration

-his mixtape literally saved me from suicide

-we appreciate him for always trying to interact with international armys

-that we are so happy he finally decided to block out the haters

-we look up to him for respecting the responsibilities of his actions

-that we really love his lyrics

-that his story on how he sacrificed family and education for music is legendary

Can you tell Seokjin

-that we appreciate eatjin its very entertaining

- that his voice is actually very skilled and so talented

-that we appreciate him for always taking care of his members

-we love listening to his solo tracks and covers

Can you tell Hoseok

-that he doesnt have to be happy all the time just bc he is the hopeful member

-that we respect him as a rapper

-that 1verse was amazing

-his dancing is inspirational

-to tell him he is so hardworking

-he doesnt need to change he is perfect

By @btsxlami
4

Save him. Don’t think anyone else is going to save him, because there isn’t anyone. It’s up to you. Save him. But I do think you’re going to need a little bit of help with that, because you’re not exactly good with people, so here’s a few things you need to know about the man we both love. And more importantly, what you’re going to need to do to save him. John Watson never accepts help. Not from anyone, not ever. But here’s the thing - he never refuses it. So, here’s what you are going to do. You can’t save John, because he won’t let you. He won’t allow himself to be saved. The only way to save John is to make him save you. Go to hell, Sherlock. Go right into hell and make it look like you mean it.

Things I can’t get over today: how hard they had to work to keep John and Sherlock from getting together in S4? They wrote Mary in between them the whole first episode, they had to do an about-face on her characterization, John’s characterization, and abandon that whole plot line where, you know, she tried to murder Sherlock. She dies and they have to bring her back as a ghost to het things up. TFP they had to blow up Baker St and kick them out, we get a few seconds of them together at the end with babby and they are incandescently happy? Like do you realize they had to go to so much trouble to keep them from being alone at Baker St together, the only time we really see it is at the end of TLD, and guess what? They wind up in each other’s arms?

Um, if there is so much going on between your two male lead characters you can’t leave them alone together because you think it’s gonna come off as gay, guess what, it’s already gay as hell.

To The Boy I Never Dated But Still Broke My Heart

Once upon a time you made me feel special. You gave me hope. For once I had self confidence. Just thinking someone as perfect as you would take time out of their day just to text me. I actually felt pretty for once. When you would tell me I looked cute or my outfit was cute I got butterflies. More than you could ever imagine. You, just being you, made me happy. I never thought of you just wanting me for my body, or anything like that. Mainly because of the way we talked. We talked like we were best friends that had known each forever. There was a few times where we had ran out of things to talk about but we always found something, even if it was the smallest thing. Like I said “once upon a time”. Well time always runs out eventually. When I noticed we were drifting I broke, I really did. I didn’t know I cared about you so much until you weren’t there as much. Whenever you started dating someone, I felt my heart break. I started crying, instead of making me happy you made me cry and break. I always act happy. I usually am. I just cared so much about you when you just kinda disappeared you took a piece of me with you.

You know I ain’t wrote a post about it, but Moana was fabulous and such an amazing movie. EVERONE should see it at least once, support this film so we can have more. I was impressed by so many things but these are a few in point form:

  1. Moana has a boys narrative.
    She is the chosen one.
    She has a grand adventure.
    She is the ONLY one to do this impossible task.
    She has a real coming of age story.
    She is a chief of her village.
  2. She doesn’t have a forced romance narrative / she has no romantic interest. This is HUGE her story was never overshadowed, taken over, or revolves around a BOY!
  3. BUT her story is still about / is driven by love! Love for her people, her grandmother, her family, love of the ocean, of sailing. The whole damn story is about love, caring, support. It’s AMAZING.
  4. She isn’t overshadowed by Maui, he is there and he supports her adventure and her story, but he doesn’t impose on her narrative. He even grows, develops and becomes this better person because of her (not the other way around).
  5. NOT A SINGLE WOMAN IN HER LIFE IS EVIL, HATEFUL, MEAN. EVERY WOMAN IN HER LIFE SUPPORTS HER AND HER DECISIONS. From the random tribes women who praise her skills, to her grandmother who lovingly encourages her desire to go to the ocean, to her Mother who instead of stopping or discouraging her quest HELPS HER GET READY TO GO. It’s so amazing there are no evil step mothers, no evil sisters, no village bitches who hate the main character because she’s pretty. ALL THE WOMEN SUPPORT AND LOVE. FUCKING YES PLEASE.
  6. She is given the chance to understand her Father. She is given time in her narrative to know her fathers fear intimately, and from it she doesn’t hate her father for his desire to keep her safe and away from the ocean. She doesn’t leave her island hating her parents, or have any negative feelings. She UNDERSTANDS AND KNOWS her father fear, she doesn’t resent him for it. IT IS SO POWERFUL.
  7. THE MOVIE IS FUNNY. OKAY. Yeah some of it is slap stick for the kids, but I laughed so hard at the stupid jokes. THE CHICKEN I need not say more. Just enjoy and laugh and be a kid okay.
  8. The music is lovely, the songs are great, I really enjoy them.
  9. The antagonist doesn’t have to die a horrid death, nor is the antagonist brutally punished in some way. The ending is so PURE and full of love and caring. I mean the song she sings, OH SLAY ME I HAVE EMOTIONAL FEELS ABOUT THIS.

So those are some of the things I really loved. I just enjoyed this movie it felt really good watching it and I plan to see it again (if not more). A good adventure, coming of age story full of love!

FUCKING WALNUT TREE

For those of you who are a little confused, a bit about Harry and RBB.

Last year (around 16 december 2015) the rbb/sbb twitter account posted this:

14 december 2016, we got this tweet and photo:

as far as I know, we were mostly joking about this and laughing at his “Can you help me find a job?” comment. Then, a few days later (20 december 2016), Harry showed up in a beary warm coat:

hence a flood of RBB jokes, because ha.

Two days later, Harry shows up at The Bear’s Head Inn:

At this point we were all joking about “nut tree”, a thing that happened at an otra show in Dublin on october 17th 2015, where rbb and sbb were absent, but this was there:

 AND TODAY, the 23rd of december, 2016, Harry Rbb Styles shows up here:

Fucking Walnut Tree. Right. (I’m probably missing stuff and then there’s also the bonus of rbb showing up with military gear, and hey, guess who turns out to be starring in a war movie…but yes)  either way, WHAT A COINCIDENCES

a few details about the vernon smacking seungkwan’s bum thing
  • vernon chose the question himself
  • he read the question in english so seungkwan didn’t know what was happening

  • seungkwan was being totally cute and naive following vernon who was leading him into sin

  • just moments before the smacking he had a shit eating grin on his face

  • some carat yelled ‘everything’ and it was funny as hell 

  • seungkwan still had no idea even after vernon turned him around

  • seungkwan’s bum is plump, round and perfect (but we already knew that)

  • vernon smacked him well and nice so you can hear it perfectly

  • seungkwan got so flustered he couldn’t even speak properly

  • vernon looked so satisfied with himself fUCK

  • coups fucking high-fived vernon when he took a sit

  • seungkwan’s “wow”
Yom Kippur False Alarm

So, a few years ago, Yom Kippur was coming up and I really needed to ask forgiveness of a Gentile friend who I had failed a couple times that year, and even though the friend hadn’t mentioned it, it had been eating at me.  This friend didn’t really know anything about Judaism.

So I contacted him, by email, (we were in different countries at this time) and I said “I know that I failed you with [thing], and I just want to say how sorry I am.  I will try to fix it in the future. If I have done anything else that may have harmed you at any time in the past, knowingly or unknowingly, I am truly sorry.  I ask that you will forgive me.  I hope that you will accept my apology. Please let me know before 3 days from now.”

My friend promptly responded with the following: “Are you dying????”

The Moral of the Story: explain what Yom Kippur is to your gentile friends.

OK, a few things to note about this…

1. YURIO’S ASS GUYS, I MEAN HE’S THICK FOR A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD…

2. Viktor is SO not OK with Yuuri’s hand being on Pichit’s shoulder, like he’s smiling, but you can tell internally he’s like: “Back the f up, you’re mine.”

3. SEUNG-GIL CHECKIN OUT YURIO’S ASS THO AND WE ALL KNOW IT

4. LOL OTABEK STRUGGLING TO PEEP TOO, HE LOOKS UPSET AS USUAL

5. Chris looks like he’s about to twirl up into the damn sky

6. Mickey’s just like: “How the hell did I get stuck beside this dumbass again?”

7. And who the hell is Georgi reaching up to? God?

LOL those are just a few things I noticed, but other than that, this new art is so cuuute!

a few good men prompts

  • ❝ I appreciate your seeing me on such short notice. ❞
  • ❝ I’d like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back. ❞
  • ❝ Who the hell knows what goes on down there. ❞
  • ❝ You’re stalling on this thing. ❞
  • ❝ Ow, that had to hurt. Walk it off! ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know why I’m agreeing to this. ❞
  • ❝ You just look like you have something to say. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sure you don’t have a good excuse, so I won’t force you to come up with a bad one. ❞
  • ❝ Do various, administrative, you know — things. Backup. Whatever. ❞
  • ❝ I have no responsibilities here whatsoever. ❞
  • ❝ Would you like me to take care of that? ❞
  • ❝ My job is to make sure you do your job. ❞
  • ❝ I think perhaps it would be better to hold this discussion in private. ❞
  • ❝ I want to know what we’re going to do about this. ❞
  • ❝ We’re in the business of saving lives. That’s a responsibility we have to take pretty seriously. ❞
  • ❝ If that’s a source of tension or embarrassment for you, well, I don’t give a shit. ❞
  • ❝ Wow. I’m sexually aroused. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know what any of that means, but it sounds pretty bad. ❞
  • ❝ While I appreciate your interest and admire your enthusiasm, I think I can handle things myself. ❞
  • ❝ I’ll be back. You need anything? Books, paper, cigarettes, a ham sandwich? ❞
  • ❝ I’m the only friend you’ve got. It’s a concept you better start warming up to. ❞
  • ❝ I came to make peace. We started off on the wrong foot. What do you say? Friends? ❞
  • ❝ Whoa! Hold it! We need to take a boat? Nobody said anything about a boat. ❞
  • ❝ Have I done something to offend you? ❞
  • ❝ If you feel there are any details I’m missing, you should feel free to speak up. ❞
  • ❝ They have no point. They often have no point. It’s a part of their charm. ❞
  • ❝ You have to ask me nicely. You see, I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I can deal with the heat and the stress and the fear. I don’t want money and I don’t want medals. What I want is for you to stand there and extend me some fucking courtesy.  ❞
  • ❝ I suppose it’s way too much to hope that you’re just making this up to bother me. ❞
  • ❝ You mind telling me why the hell you never mentioned this before? ❞
  • ❝ You don’t like me that much, do you? ❞
  • ❝ You can’t handle the truth! ❞
  • ❝ I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. ❞
  • ❝ My existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to. ❞
  • ❝ What did we do wrong? We did nothing wrong! ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to rip the eyes out of your head and piss into your dead skull! You picked the wrong day to fuck with me! ❞

also????? even has been so freaking HESITANT this past few weeks, like it was so OBVIOUS that he had totally fallen for isak, that he wanted to be with him but there was so much just holding him back (so much we don’t know yet), stopping him from actually letting himself BE with isak

but then 

isak texted him “call me when you’re done with your girlfriend” he let him KNOW that he was done waiting, and i think it just hit even so hard that right there at that moment he was about to freaking lose this guy WHO LITERALLY HAD HIS HEART and liiiiisteeeen HESITANT EVEN BECAME A THING OF THE PAST, HE WAS GONE. the things holding him back??? GONE GONE 

and then in MINUTES he found himself standing at isak’s door and he was just READY and he somehow managed to fight back whatever it was that had been stopping him, he SET HIMSELF FREE and made himself available and he basically told isak 

i am not going to freaking lose you 

…I was born in 1990 and I was sort of raised in America when it was a cult of self-expression, and I was just taught, you know, express myself and have things to say and everyone will care about them. And I think everyone was taught that and most of us found out that no one gives a shit what we think. So we flock to performers by the thousands ‘cause we’re the few that found an audience, and then I’m supposed to get up here and say “follow your dreams,” as if this was a meritocracy? It is not, okay? I had a privileged life and I got lucky and I’m unhappy. They say it’s…it’s like…the ‘me’ generation. It’s not. The arrogance is taught or it was cultivated. It’s self-conscious. That’s what it is, it’s conscious of self. Social media is just the market’s answer to a generation that demanded to perform, so the market said: “here, perform everything, to each other, all the time for no other reason.” It’s prison, it’s horrific. It’s performer and audience melded together. What do we want more than to lie in bed at the end of the day and just watch our lives as a satisfied audience member? I know very little about anything, but I do know this that if you can live your life without an audience, you should do it.
—  Bo Burnham, Make Happy
The Reason?

If you haven’t seen Medusa, I suggest you ignore this.

Okay so we know a few things:
- Mon-El kissed Kara because he heard Eliza say he was dying and he obviously has feelings for her
- Mon-El was captured by cadmus a couple of episodes ago, in which he tried to tell her something about Daxom
- These crazy alien wanna kill Mon-El Daxom
- Kara wanted to talk about the kiss but thought he forgot about it when she brought it up
- the face he gave her as she walked away said otherwise

My conclusion:

Mon-El kissed her because he thought he was dying, and now that he is alive because he has these crazy alien people chasing him, he is trying to protect Kara by not getting involved with her (even though he has feelings for her) he knows that she would do anything to protect him and the people he is running from will do anything to kill him. So his way to solve this?

Don’t get involved with her.

Well buddy she already has feelings for you too so she will still do anything to save you. Idiot.

EVERYTHING ABOVE IS JUST A THEORY!

Rick and Morty / Star Wars

Morty: *picks up lightsaber with his mind* Rick! Rick look! I did it! I- I- I lifted the thing! I used the force! I can be a Jedi now!

Rick: You know Jedi have to give up on sex, right, Morty?

Morty: *drops lightsaber*

—–

Morty: But, Rick, what about the Expanded Universe canon we left behind?!

Rick: What about the canon where Darth Vader was a whiny emo kid? The answer is don’t think about it!

—–

Summer: Grandpa Orick-San-Cheznobi, what is this?!

RIck: A few years ago I tried to create a leader that was neutral with the force, so I combined the midichlorians of Luke Skywalker and the Emperor.

Empeluke Skylpatine: I never asked to be made!

2x03 Theory

So, I’m really excited for episode 3 and I have a theory I wanted to share with you guys. This may contain spoilers, so read at your own will.

We all know that episode 3 is all about Alec/Jace and their Parabatai bond, Todd, Darren and the cast said that many times. Now that we got a few trailers and sneak peaks I started to think about some things. 

So we know we’ll have flashbacks to Alec, Jace and Izzy’s childhood and the Parabatai ceremony (which I’m so excited to see) and apparently this is going to be the episode Alec and Jace finally reunite. According to the cast at the Brazilian Comic Con, Jace would only get a hug in episode 3.

I’m going to start with episode 2 (if anyone reads this after episode 2 airs, keep in mind that I wrote this post before the release) from what I saw in the promo Clary will finally talk to Jace and maybe even help him escape, but I think 1) for whatever reason Jace goes back to being with Valentine or 2) he might hide for a while until it’s safe for him. Whatever happens looks like in episode 3 the Clave will get to Jace and will arrest him:

I personally think this scene is from episode 4 but is just here to make my point of Jace being arrested.

Obviously a lot is going to happen before he gets arrested, for example, let’s talk about Alec. In one of the sneak peaks we got a scene where Alec is unconscious. Why? I’m not sure. 

My first guess is that he tried to track Jace through the Parabatai rune again. He looks sweaty, like he had to go trough a lot of pain and effort and that is the only thing that comes to mind now to explain it. 

Okay, they find Jace and and take him away from Valentine or maybe Jace finds a way out himself but, either way, they won’t have too much time because, like in episode 1, as soon as he was on land the Clave was able to track him, so I bet the same thing will happen and it won’t take long until they get to him. Whatever Jace leaves by himself or someone rescues him, the first thing he’s going to do is see Alec. Their bond is really strong and as far as I know, even being away from each other can make them week, therefore he needs to see Alec, to make sure his brother/Parabatai is okay, but what he’ll find is an unconscious Alec at Magnus’ apartment. (Prepare yourselves people because I know this scene is going to hurt).

If you’re not crying just thinking about you’re not human.

Alec and Jace finally reunite, but they won’t have much time to, enjoy it, let’s put that way. The Clave will get there and will take him, like we can see here:

If you watch the first episode, Victor has some people in uniform with him, some kind of Shadowhunters police (I don’t really know what they’re supposed to be, so I’m calling them like that) and the guy next to Jace here seems to be wearing that same uniform. Like I said before, the Clave will track Jace, arrest him at Magnus’ and take him to the City of Bones. As to what happens next I don’t really have a theory for that. YET. And this is what I think will happen regarding Alec and Jace. 

Another thing from that episode is this:

I’m like 98% sure this is from 2x03. From the video we can see they are alone during this scene, I’m thinking this happens after Jace leaves with the Clave. I think at some point Alec will come back from his unconsciousness and that when this happens, Magnus will give him a kiss. I’m imagining a really soft kiss, just to remind Alec how much he cares about him. (Guess who’s crying before anything even happens? Yep. Me.)

So that’s all I have for you guys. I would love to know your opinions on my theory and in just two weeks we’ll see if I got it right. :)

BONUS:

I don’t have a theory for this to be honest. It just looks like the same clothes he’s wearing in the other screenshots, so I guess it’s from episode 3 as well and I can’t wait to see Magnus kick some ass with his awesome blue magic and cat eyes. I live for bad ass Magnus.