so excited to drink this man

About Time

Originally posted by robstenkr

Prompt: “You just wanted them because they light up!” 

Pairing: Scotty x reader

Warnings: Drinking, I think there’s one curse word?

Words: 1452

A/N: So, when I was getting into this fandom, I had some friends select prompts for me at random, and I had an absolute blast writing this one! 

You were incredibly excited to be landing in Yorktown. Finally, you would be able to see your best friend from the academy, and not just on a tiny screen. You nearly bounced into the bar, ordering yourself a drink and craning your neck around, trying to see him.

“Looking for someone?” A man with bright blue eyes and dirty blonde hair approaches you. “Because I could be someone.” He shoots you a cocky grin and you roll your eyes.

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Playing it cool.

Pairing: Namjoon x reader

Genre: Fluff

(Credit to Original owner of gif)

You had recently lost your job at a small record company and you couldn’t believe how quickly they had let you go but it was only a few days later you were back searching for another job. You had connections from working previously at a music company, so finding one didn’t take long but it was only as a P.A to a music producer. You didn’t mind though, Everyone had to start somewhere and you were actually pretty excited to be starting a new job and meeting new people.

Dressed up in nice work clothes you entered the building, that would be your new workplace for hopefully a long time and walked up the reception and let them know that you were here and ready to start, the man was nice and offered you a seat and a drink. You took the seat but not the drink, he nodded and made a phone call to your new boss and informed you he would that he was on his way to greet you himself.

You sat and fiddled with your clothes and made sure you looked alright and stood up when you saw a tall man enter. He was undeniably handsome and you were gobsmacked and had to shut your mouth which had fallen open. You expected him to be dressed up in a suit but he was just wearing a nice shirt and a pair of jeans. He had dyed purple hair and you couldn’t help but just take all of him in. He cleared his throat and you snapped out of your trance and bowed to him “Mr Namjoon, my name is Y/N L/N, it’s a pleasure to meet you.” You greeted an embarrassed blush setting on your cheeks.

He smiled softly and bowed in return “ah please just Namjoon, or RapMonster, whatever makes you comfortable." He offered and you nodded.

"Well then please just Call me Alex, sadly I don’t have a cool stage name.” You joked trying to make the mood comfortable for the both of you.

It seemed to work as he let out a loud laugh and gestured for him to follow you “I guess we’ll just have to find one for you.” He joked back at you but all it did was heat up your cheeks even more.

As soon as you got to his side, he began walking to the elevator to show you his work space and show you around the building, his generosity and warm heart already showing through in small actions you saw him commit throughout the office.As you approached his office you already felt like you had known him for a long time and you were comforted by the fact he made you feel that way. It would definitely make it easier to talk to him. “So this is where all the magic happens huh?” You asked gazing around the surprisingly small office space.

He chuckled and watched you with warm eyes, thoughts drifting around in his about how pretty you were and little things he noticed you doing. He was so caught up in these little thoughts he almost didn’t hear you speak “Ah yes the magic happens after I have drank about 5 coffees and its about 4 am.” He admitted honestly, making you chuckle.

You both got comfortable as he got paperwork ready for you “So does that technically mean as someone who will be bringing you the coffees, I too am part of the magical process?” You asked teasing him slightly.

He handed you the papers and also handed you a pen, certainly not missing that half a second when your soft fingers brushed his and he mentally scolded himself for thinking like a highschooler. “It most certainly does, anyone who works around here is part of the magic, from the receptionist to Suga sitting in the recording booth right now.” He spoke truthfully.

Something about the way he spoke and the look in his eye told you that he wasn’t joking at all and meant every word he said. He must really care about this job, you thought to yourself as you signed your contracts and other bits of paper. “So when would you like me to start?” You asked knowing today was supposed to more of an orientation like day.

He smiled brightly at your enthusiasm and glanced at the time on his computer “Well I’m feeling pretty magical right now so how about we go grab a coffee and yes I’ll show you where to go and how I like my coffee and we come back and I can show you how all of this-” as he spoke he dramatically gestured around his computer and messy paper files “Works, sound good?” He asked, tilting his head ever so slightly wondering if you picked up on the offer of sharing a coffee.

And like hell you picked up on it. You were tempted to shout yes and sprint to the coffee machine but you kept a calm face, allowing an exception of a small, amused smile on your face. “That sounds awesome.” Your answer was vague but you were trying really hard to play it cool and only hoped it paid off as you both got up with pink tints on your cheeks.


Ahhh almost finished all the boys, Just wanna say thank you for all the support so suddenly and truthfully say I’m surprised. Im pumped to get into Au’s and so forth once I’ve done all seven first.

standing by and waiting at your backdoor || highschool! shidge au

ok but snippet of this little fic i’ve been working on coz plot bunnies are annoying af and i’m too excited to post it even if i barely have a quarter of it done whoops 

…so of course when she noticed that Lance had caught her in one of her moments of (admittedly longingly) staring at Shiro, Katie’s first response was to scowl at his shocked face.

It proved to be ineffective.

“Hunk. Hunk. Hunk.” He chanted his name repeatedly all while slapping his arm. Hunk had the misfortune to have been drinking water when Lance started hitting, eyes watering as he promptly swallowed a little too quickly while Lance kept hitting him like some excited lunatic.

Which he kind of was at this moment, now that Katie thought about it.

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The Monk who never dies

I want to start off saying that me getting to build and play a character vs. being the DM, is rare. It just so happens this story falls on a time I got to play a character.

My good friend contacted me one weekend and asked if I could fill in on a running campaign he was DMing. So of course I obliged. I showed up only to find I was the 8th member of a massive party and it was a long running campaign, (I was excited by this btw). So I built a monk to match the party, his name, Sakaki Shou, a botched monk who had a major drinking problem, burned down his temple on accident, lost the orphans in the woods, and threw up in the ashes of the newly deceased holy man.
This particular character I managed to roll four 18’s when building my stats, making him op.
Within the next four campaign missions, every party member but Sakaki died. I managed to complete the rest of the campaign alone…

I love over powered characters lol

I enjoy Keyleth so much because I think that this kind of character in a scripted series would be probably relegate to the clichéd wise, graceful forest beauty who uses gentle magics to commune with nature. But Keyleth, while she IS wise, is also reckless and acts on her gut more often than not. She’s a hard-drinking, fun-loving druid who sometimes gets so excited about her spells that she uses them when she shouldn’t, but it’s endearing to us because magic is exhilarating and we can experience that with her! At the same time as all this she’s kind at heart, deeply compassionate and the group’s moral compass - yet she’s never just the wet blanket who has to stop the fun because she’s piloted by a real person. 

I just… keyleth man. keyleth 

LAST STREAM DRAWS. REQUEST FOR @somesketchyshit HELLLAAAAAAAAAA she asked for two people wearing a scarf and drinking hot coc… she forgot the o so i’m just.. repeating her mistake sorry(notsorry) HHAHAH

so i drew Young Jack and Adult Angel. and they make the cutest father daughter team and i’ cry but this is a happy post so no crying. .-.

Jack and Angel©Borderlands
-listening to weird music and has no dishes to do holla-©me

Hellsing Headcanon Time!!!: nightclub
  • Those of us here at Hellsing Headcanons always want to provide new and exciting material for you. So we've locked everyone in a nightclub...alone. Let's see how it goes~
  • Alucard: "the music is frightening and the people are that expensive red wine?" *puts in ear plugs*
  • Integra: starts a fight with the first man that hits on her and runs up one hell of a bar tab. She too uses ear plugs.
  • Seras: she dances a little bit and has a few drinks but left early due to excess of male attention.
  • Walter: *thinking* kill me kill Me kill me kill me kill call this a drink?! I made better when I was 14 years old! Fucking disgrace...
  • Pip: he's a regular. Drunk off his ass, has smacked a few asses, got knocked on his ass cause that ass belonged to an asshole.
  • Anderson: he is mortified by the amount of sin. He is bathing in holy water tonight!
  • Heinkel & Yumie: they too are regulars. Someone get that karaoke machine running!

For the past three days my brother has been in a coma and on a life support machine. Today, at 11:02 he passed away. He was my only older brother and the best man I could think of. He would have been a great father to his unborn daughter. I really don’t know what I will do without him.

Scott died because someone decided to drink and drive. His car was crashed into as he was coming home from work and it was upturned. I honestly don’t know how to express the anger and hurt that I feel

Please DO NOT be selfish enough to drink and drive. The consequences hurt so many.

RIP Scott, I promise to look after Mia and tell her how excited he was to meet you and how full of life you were. I promise to look after our little siblings and to teach them how to be brave and honest and forgiving just like you taught me.

  • Press: Mal was like “Guys, you know, after my birthday I’ll be competing in Rio, everybody should come to Rio and we’ll just celebrate my birthday there.” I was like wow, that’s cool. So we go and hang out for her birthday.
  • Press: We go to a restaurant and Mal was just particularly excited and we sit down at the restaurant and she looks at the waiter and says, “I’ll have a tequila.”
  • Press: And I said “Whoa, whoa, man. Hold up! What you doin’?” And she says, “the drinking age is 18 in Brazil, Press.” And I was like...
A Gintama chapter a day keeps the ending away...Lesson 80

This is my New Years resolution for 2017: to re-read a chapter of Gintama every day starting from the beginning and sum it up thusly…

TItle and Image: 

Favorite Scenes from Lesson 80:

It was a pretty gross image. Lmao.

I didn’t care much about Nizou from the start; too bad Gintoki’s beat down here wasn’t permanent.

The old man was a total dick but I’m kinda glad the family got a happy ending.

I get that Hasegawa probably pissed (or pooped) himself since he was close to doing it last chapter, but WHERE did he get that large-ass diaper??

Awwwww…I wish we’d get to see the baby again, when he’s older and could have a proper drink with Gintoki.

Ships Tally:

Nah, not really any.

Disclaimer: Gintama is not only about shipping. Gintama is hilarious, clever, exciting, poignant, heart-breaking, loving, brilliant, and just so darn amazing.  It is only due to Sorachi-sama’s generosity that I can enjoy Gintama on yet another level, the shippy level, so I am truly grateful for that. GINTAMA IS LIFE AND LOVE.


Tagged by @kimqueenofhell tHank you many times
Rules: Answer all questions, add one question of your own and tag as many people as there are questions.
1. Coke or Pepsi: I don’t drink soda but when i do 😎 mr pibb
2. Disney or Dreamworks: excuse you? how dare you? ask this question?
3. Coffee or Tea: man do i like iced black coffee with some sugar. i love it. live, for it. also japanese green tea is the thing i live for so the answer is no
4. Books or Movies: i have no energy for anything anymore so
5. Windows or Mac: i use windows but macs are pretty exciting because you can move the icons anywhere you want and not just in a grid
6. DC or Marvel: marvel
7. Xbox or Playstation: refer to question 4
8. Dragon Age or Mass Effect: refer to question 7
9. Night Owl or Early Rise: night owl , i’m practically nocturnal but i have school so i cannot do that
10. Cards or Chess: i played go fish earlier today
11. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate but i’m allergic to it
12. Vans or Converse: korean converse knock-offs with heels
13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash or Adaar: im gonna say adaar even though i don’t know what this is i just like the sound of it
14. Fluff or Angst: uhh , i don’t read much fanfiction anymore but i used to read fluff
15. Beach or Forest: FUC K IN G FOR EST
16. Dogs or Cats: wow all of the above
17. Clear Skies or Rain: rain pls but no storming
18. Cooking or Eating Out: i like to not eat for 3 days and then drink a shamrock shake from mcdonalds
19. Spicy Food or Mild Food: i…….. guess mild because spicy food tends to have more flavors and be like, mushed food with lots of different foods in it and i just am not here for that
20. Halloween/Samhain or Solstice/Yule/Christmas: halloween my friends,,,
21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: a little too cold
22. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? i would like to shapeshift. you can do literally anything. amazing.
23. Animation or Live Action: (squints) animation?
24. Paragon or Renegade: idk what that is
25. Baths or Showers: showers because baths are horribly quiet and any noise you make is bad
26. Team Cap or Team Iron Man: my man steve
27. Fantasy or Sci-Fi: aren’t they like the same thing? idk man. neither i guess
28. Do you have three or four favourite quotes? If so, what are they: y'know i wish i had a good answer for this but i don’t
29. YouTube or Netflix: netflix
30. Harry Potter or Percy Jackson: i read the first book of percy jackson because of yumi
31. When You Feel Accomplished: i don’t even know what that word means at this point
32. Star Wars or Star Trek: star wars fight me
33. Paperback Books or Hardback Books:
34. Handwriting or Typing: typing but my handwriting is pretty cool
35. Velvet or Satin: sweaters
36. Video Games or Movies: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
37. Would you rather be the dragon or own the dragon? you can force people to do something with a dragon but you can’t force people to do something as a dragon
38. Sunrise or sunset: sunset
39. What’s your favourite song? probably vortex by the gazette rn
40. Horror Movies yes or no: ya
41. Long hair or short hair: i currently have short hair but if we’re talking about other people then it depends
42. Opera or Theatre: theatre
43. Assuming the multiverse theory is true and every story ever told has really happened somewhere, which one of the movie/book/tv show/game/etc worlds would you pick to travel to first? definitely supernatural because i just want to kill things without getting in trouble and then also die while doing it and be cool
44: If you had to eat only one thing for the rest of your life what would it be? salad because you can choose what kind of salad and fruit salad counts as a salad
45: Older guys or young guys? i have never liked a guy younger than me in my life
46: If you could have a night with any fictional character doing whatever you wanted … who? crowley and this is a bad question
47: Singing or dancing? i’m extremely uncoordinated but i love singing so
48: No internet for the rest of your life or your favourite show/book/game/whatever has an end so terrible it’s only aired once and never spoken of again? the latter because supernatural is shit now
49: Your favourite TV show gets cancelled before an actual end or the end is just totally crappy/horrible, and you’re distraught for the rest of your life? i want it to be cancelled right now
50: Which one is your Hogwarts House?
51: If you could timetravel - where would you go? the beginning of the school year tbh because i would give anything to befriend That Person
Or, victorian england
or the 80s lmao

tagging: @yumikoflare @biitchbuoy @one-bad-apple @lucibae-is-dancing-in-hell @boxer-pup and anyone else who wants to do it u should tell me and i will tag you in all of the other tag memes •=•
also sorry i can’t do the Read More thing i’m on mobile as always

Work Annoyance// Kunpimook Bhuwakul

Originally posted by kunpimuak

Pairing: Bambam x reader

Genre: Comedy

Summary: Anonymous asked: what if ur a barista and bambam is an obnoxious customer that orders the same long drink order while not looking at u n talking on the phone so u misspell his name in new increasingly creative ways until he confronts u about it

Author’s Note: I love bambam and i love this scenario, i Hope you enjoy!

xoxo Sara

“Back again, already?” You ask, looking at the man in front of you.

You had been working at a coffee shop for a few weeks now, each week becoming less and less exciting than the last. Then again, no job is ever fun. Especially when you have had the same customer come in at the same time everyday, ordering the same long order that took fifteen minutes at least to make. The worst part is, he was always ignoring you, on his phone with his friends or his coworkers or whoever is making him order so many drinks. He never looked you in the eyes, never spoke more than a few words to you, always avoiding any type of contact with you whatsoever.

He told you the first time that his name was Kunpimook, and you spelt it wrong the first time, but he didn’t seem to mind. He knew his name was fairly difficult to both pronounce and spell if you didn’t know it, so he didn’t seem to mind when you wrote “Cunempuke” on his cup.

But then, it began to become a game, as he came back more and more each week, ordering the same order.

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EXO Reacting to you (their crush) saying you like a man who can cook

Thank you so much for the love anon!! I hope you all like this! Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


“I got this… instant ramen will be!” *Fab af*


“So she said she liked when they cooked… you think she’ll like it? Because I totally do..” *Kyungsoo ends up doing everything xD*


-I should have listened to mom when she told me to learn… she said I needed to know how to prepare rise… what was I doing? Probably drinking bubble tea..- *Existential crisis*


*Suddenly is in all cooking shows and magazines… doing panda stuff*


“I’m good at eating… if that’s worth something”


“She is talking about me… perfect man who can cook… of course it’s me!” *Excited af*


“Why do you think… my name is bacon! I can do this!!” *Kind of questioning himself if he can*


*Decides to take some lessons* “Wait.. this isn’t cooking for dummies 1? Oh math?.. oh.. right right.. math”


“Yes yes… of course I’ll make dinner… don’t.. worry… wanna meet my mom?” *Hoping she comes and helps him*


*Has nothing to worry about. Even exchanges recipes with your mom*


“I need some food… do you teach how to cook? No? But I see you cooking over there….” *Desperate* 


“I can do that perfectly… don’t worry” *Why is he eating instead of cooking?*

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

They Are Autumn

Part ¼ of my Season Snowbaz series! I hope y’all like it!

Simon and Baz are autumn.

The coffeeshop across from their flat always advertises for pumpkin spice lattes on the autumnal equinox. Simon is always excited and Baz always complains, because he’s convinced pumpkin mocha breves are far superior.

Secretly, the coffeeshop owner looks forward to the autumnal equinox purely for the couple who live in the building across the street, because they get so excited. It pains her to make Baz’s drink as sugary as he likes it, though. No one man should be able to consume that much sugar in liquid form.

But he’s got a sweet tooth that is only rivaled by his boyfriend’s. In fact, Simon and Baz are shameless candy corn addicts.

The day the candy appears on the shelves, Baz comes home with his arms filled and his steps light with excitement. Bags of candy corn trail behind him like he’s reenacting Hansel and Gretel. Come October 31st, of course they give out candy to the trick-o-treaters, but the candy corn is strictly for themselves.

Simon once stuck candy corns in his mouth like fangs and told Baz they matched, with laughter in his eyes and cinnamon in his hair. Baz fell in love with him all over again.

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Ontae-Blind dates

From this post [x] for onthighsbelongtotaemin 

Other parts can be found here 

4. Our friends put us on a blind date…. I took it literally orz lol

Jinki understood that Kibum meant well. He knew that his best friend just wanted him to find someone like he had in his long term girlfriend Minjung, but what the man thought was good for him was almost always the exact opposite of what he personally thought. So walking into the restaurant he was supposed to meet the man Kibum had set him up with he wasn’t too excited about it. He really didn’t want a replay of the last 3 dates he had gone on. They took one look at him and ran for the hills after he bought them a very expensive drink. The bastards. 

All he was told by Kibum was that the man would be waiting for him at the bar, that he’d probably be wearing a blue knitted cap up top his head and that his name was Lee Taemin. Stepping in and shaking off the snow from his hair he glanced around the busy place. He was running his tongue over one of his lip rings when he spotted the cap over by the bar. He took a deep breath and began walking over, expecting the worst and hoping they just stayed longer than 15 minutes. He slid into the bar stool next to him and flashed a smile, but it fell as the man made no notice of him. 

“Excuse me are you  Lee Taemin?" 

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Moth and Flame Travelling Man Book Tour.

Getting over horrible yucky illness to get super better for my first book tour this weekend! I’ll be signing and drawing in Moth and Flame around Manchester, Leeds Newcastle and York at travelling man this weekend! If you are in the area please come by and say Hi! Here’s a list of the dates and times I’ll be in different locations. Yay! 

It’s a book tour! A flipping book tour! I’m so excited! *drinks orange juice and cough syrup with gusto*

Stupidest Plan

18. “This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”

Dean x Reader

You come out of the casino up five hundred bucks and ever so slightly buzzed – not drunk, though. Not even a little – just high and happy and excited. You’ve spent the last five hours going from casino to casino, making money and drinking in the delights of Las Vegas. Dean wraps an arm around your waist while Sam walks a little way in front, leading the way to your next stop. On the way, though, you pass a gaudy wedding chapel – the front is shaped like a huge pink heart and there’s a somewhat hairy man dressed as a cupid outside, complete with little fluffy wings, a little bow, and heart-tipped arrows.

“Ladies and Gentlemen!” He declares, zeroing in on any couple in a ten metre radius, “Care to seal your love forever? Come on in and make your vows for a simple one hundred dollars! You heard me! One hundred! Totally legal, totally legitimate, totally forever!”

You giggle at his antics as he dives in on another couple, trying to get them to head on inside and tie the knot. You’re away from the street before he can start to pressure you and you’ve forgotten about it by the time you get to the next casino. Once again, you keep coming out successful in games, slot machines and card games alike.

“Hey, Y/N?” Dean catches your attention when you’re on a Lucky 7 slot machine, coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around your waist, placing his hand over yours on the lever.

“Mm?” You ask, pausing to turn to him. He places a light kiss on your lips.

“You remember that chapel we passed?”

“With the cupid guy?” You ask, and he nods in confirmation. You offer a smile and he grins in response.

“Without pressuring you at all…” He says softly, whispering into your ear, “Maybe… we should…”

“Pay a visit to that silly little angel?” You ask, and he grins widely.


The idea in itself kind of freaks you out and at first you’re about to say no – then you’re infused with excitement and you feel like you’re about to spurt out with a million versions of the word ‘yes’. Dean spots you floundering and while the smile fades from his face, an idea lights up his eyes.

“Tell you what,” He says, leaning in a little further, “We’ll pull this lever. We win something, we do it. We don’t, we don’t do it. Deal?”

“Dean, there’s like a one in twenty chance of winning anything. You know that.” You say, unsure. He grins.

“Then, we’ll know. You in?”

“This is by far the stupidest plan you’ve ever had.” Letting a slot machine in the middle of Vegas decide whether to get married or not? It feels like a bit of a new low – however… “Of course I’m in.”

His hand tightens over yours and you pull the lever down, your stomach knotting up and doing somersaults. As the three wheels spin, you hear your pulse in your ears. They come to a stop and your throat constricts.

The first wheel reads 7, the second dial reads 7, and the third dial reads 7.


The machine begins blaring out with lights and a siren and notes begin shooting out of the dispenser at the bottom. You stare at Dean with wide eyes and he grins, laughing with delight.

“I think that’s a resounding yes.” You grin, and he leans down to collect the money from the tray at the bottom. He presses a kiss to your lips.

“In that case, I think we should go and find Sam.” He says, putting the money in his wallet and grabbing your hand, pulling you off to go start a new chapter of your lives.


Asked by anonymous, with another four that I will write and post latter!
Hope you guys like it.
the song you are singing is Hurricane by Halsey cause I’M SO EXCITED ABOUT BADLANDS!
and send me requests!


I’m wanderlust,I’m a one night stand, Don’t belong to no city Don’t belong to no man” you sang out loud the sunroof of the limo while your boyfriend sebastian tries pull you inside so you don’t find a way to get yourself injured. ‘Cause you are disastrous, somehow your body always find a way to hit something or hit the ground, when you sober is hard when you drink a little bit to much you become a machine of self destruction.

“Come on, Y/n, get inside the car” he says trying persuade you, but you deny, opening your arms and singing along until you both get home, so you sit on the opposite bank noticing that he was filming you.
“what you are doing you little bitch” he laughs.
“is a little home movies collection called : Y/n acting like crazy and embarrassing herself” you hit him with your feet, and he puts his phone back on his pocket “ let’s go” he says, helping you get out of the car and keep yourself up in your feet, his arms around your waist and you both walk to the building where your apartment is. you sing a little bit more on his ear.
when you both get home, he helps you take off your dress and take a quick shower, in a second he puts you in the bed and lays on your side while you now sleepy drunk taks about anything that seems important, when you half sleep he kiss you forehead and smile.
“you the best baby girl”

I have this modern Akatsuki No Yona AU where they’re all friends in college and one night a certain ladies man convinces them to go clubbing.  All these sketchy guys approach Yona, but before they can even offer to buy her a drink Hak’s glare scares them off.  She wants to dance because it looks fun and exciting, and even though Hak wants no part of it there’s no way in hell he’s going to let unknown guys get up on her so he acquiesces.  Yoon is premed, he sits at their table reading his anatomy and physiology text book and somehow manages to block out the thundering music.  He really doesn’t have time for all this frivolous shit.  Shin-Ah is hunkered down next to him sipping on long island ice tea unaware it contains alcohol.  By the end of the night he’s smashed.  Jae-Ha flirts with a bunch of girls and offers to buy them drinks, he’ll make Kija pay the tab because he comes from a rich family and Jae-Ha is a broke music major.  All this exposed skin makes Kija uncomfortable and so he stays at the table and turns into a flustered stuttering mess when any girl asks him to dance.  Zeno challenges some guy to a shot match, his alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and his opponent ends up passing out.

fratboy!ashton would be so excited whenever you’d come to visit him, and he’d take you out to all the bars and bring you out to all the parties and buy you drinks all night. all his friends would think you were cute and every weekend after you left at least one would come up to him and tell him they thought you were hot and would he give them your number? and every time he’d laugh and shake his head, his hazel eyes sparkling, and tell them, “she’s definitely cute, and smart, and way too good for you, man.”