so ew

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #19
  • <p> <b>Person A:</b> I wanna be a tomato<p/><b>Person A:</b> Then all my problems would go away<p/><b>Person A:</b> That’s it I’m becoming a tomato.<p/><b>Person A:</b> I’m gonna be a tomato right now.<p/><b>Person B:</b> *without even looking up from what they’re doing* I can’t fuck a tomato, sweetheart<p/></p>
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I was talking about SWOL deku with @ravefirell and yea this happened lol XDD and thank you anon, sry for the unexpected answer pffft

IMAGINE YOUR OTP #11
  • Person A: *runs up to friend/Person C panting* YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!
  • Person C: What?? What happened??
  • Person A: (Person B) just read Killing Stalking!
  • Person C: So??
  • Person B: *running after person A with kitchen knife* COOOME BAAACK~ I WANT TO TIE YOU UP IN MY BASEMENT~~
  • Person A: *unholy petrified screeching*
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Honestly same tho

Tord: hallo old friends!

Edd: Tord!

Tord: ahh~

Edd: did you just side step me?

Tord: how I’ve missed you~ my little friend

Tom: omg what??

Edd: TORD!?

Tord: RINGO
*Kissy noises*

Edd: well, I don’t know about YOU, but I’m not even mad.
Really fucking relived actually…

I just got your messages ~