so drunk already

Drinking Games!
  • Christophe: Never have I ever fallen in love at first sight.
  • Victor: *To Yuuri* Your good looks are getting me drunk, I hope you appreciate that.

i’m posting this in an effort to exorcise the demons:

draco malfoy losing a bet and his friends making him sing “i need a hero” at karaoke, scowling & staring firmly at the floor

harry potter, eyebrows raised and arms folded, watching

there are some nights
i can still see you
holding the gun out to me,
but this time
you don’t have to speak.

this is instinct now,
it has to be.

then my back starts to bleed,
and i can hear you laughing at me.
it’s all i can hear anymore.

you drive away like it’s nothing,
because it probably is by now.
it always has been.

you see,
nothing has changed.

so when my phone rings,
we both know i have to answer it.
and when it hits me,
i let it take me under.

this is it for me,
because it’s all i’ve ever known.

all i’m good for lately
is drowning
where no one can save me.

The Thing About Roommates

Fandom: Star Wars (Modern AU)

Pairing: Poe Dameron x Reader

As requested by anonymous: Poe and reader are roommates and if Poe ever has a date at home sometimes reader accidentally wanders through the room forgetting Poe has a date and is always interrupting. Poe’s dates never mind and reader really doesn’t mean to interrupt they just forget but ohhhh one day Poe has had enough so after his date went home he confronts reader like really closely confronts them

A/N: mentions and implications of sex.


Finding different girls in your kitchen almost every morning was no surprise to you. Your best friend, Poe “I can get any girl I want” Dameron, was such a playboy. There were often times where whenever you walked into the kitchen and see a new girl there, you’d just strike up a conversation with them. Talk about movies, the news, celebrities, whatever. It didn’t have to be awkward so you didn’t make it awkward.

Did you often wish that these girls were you? Yes and no. You didn’t want to be a conquest to Poe. You wanted him to care for and touch you with so much love. Like with the love you had for him…

ANYWAY

The thing about Poe was that he often told you when he’d have a date over. He always reminded you…you just would often forget. That would usually get you into some sticky situations…


One time Poe was starting to go at it with his date. They were aggressively making out on the couch. You didn’t know this was happening when you walked into the living room. You stopped mid-step when you saw the girl rip her top off. You sure as hell didn’t want to see any more. So you cautiously began walking backwards and you were successful…until you bumped into a table thus causing a vase to fall over. 

The girl looked up and both of you met each other’s gaze with wide eyes, “Oh my God!” The girl grabbed for her shirt and covered herself. She leaped off of Poe’s lap, “I thought you said no one was home!”

“Yeah, I thought so too.”

You cautiously and shyly waved, “Uh, hi?”

“I-uh, think I’m gonna go, Poe. I’ll see you around.”

“No! Wait, Ashley! We could just-”

“It’s okay. Just call me.” ‘Ashley’ as you just learned her name, quickly put on her top and left your place. 

Poe groaned with frustration and stood glaring at you, “I told you I had a date!”

“I’m sorry! I forgot!”

“Whatever, Y/N.” Poe stalked to his room muttering about having to deal with situation by himself.

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Need You

Requested by @deanfuckedmehard: A Destiel one shot where Cas drunkenly tells Dean he needs him, which leads to a big change in their relationship.

Word Count: 1900

Warning: Destiel, smut

A/N: Hope you enjoy! I love writing Destiel!

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i’m going to gay pride for the first time this year and i’m so excited because i’m out to all of my friends (except for one who i will be telling before pride) and i will actually be able to tell them about it, i’m gonna be with a chill group of friends and i’m just?? gonna spend a whole day celebrating that i’m gay??? the purpose of this post is exactly NOTHING i’m just very excited and needed to get it out :’))) let’s hope i’ll actually feel confident to flirt with girls as well

Tonight on Aunty Fishy abuses the Ewan McGregor Google Search algorithm, here is a WIP of the three Obi-Wans in my fic Where Shall We Three Meet Again? They’re not done by any stretch of the imagination but you know, how could I not give Arulas his proper eye color? HOW CAN I RESIST SITH EYES? I AM NOT MADE OF STONE.

They are from left to right…

Canon! Obi-Wan Kenobi otherwise known as The Old Man or occasionally Ben Kenobi.
Fem! Obi-Wan otherwise known as Little Sister.
Sith! Obi-Wan otherwise known as Darth Arulas.

Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Picture-But-In-This-Fic is Anakin Skywalker, otherwise known as The Podracer and you can find a lovely portrait done by @writegowrite right HERE.

Also, please click to make it bigger so you can actually see details, if you want to? You don’t have to but I think it looks better that way. Also, I think Arulas has raided Count Dooku’s wardrobe. I may need to talk to him about that.

Damn McReynolds ~ smut

Author: completedylantrash

Characters: reader x McReynolds (and other EWS characters)

Rating: NSFW 18+ Explicit Smut

Words:4240

A/N: Sorry NOT SORRY for this, it got kinda long lol



There he is. That smug look on his face. That stupid mustache. That stupid raven black hair. The girls just flock to him. Why? What is it about Glen McReynolds that’s so damn special? He’s cocky, rude and thinks he’s God’s gift to women and baseball.

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