THIS IS ACTUAL TORTURE I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHAT THE HELL HOLLY WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Okay gotta make a list:
Pros of Rebecca’s giant fish: knows all the secrets, has danced with Greg and slept with Rebecca, looks great in Christmas lights
Cons of Rebecca’s giant fish: is prob depressed right now bc it misses Greg, just sat awkwardly in the corner for half a season (or maybe that’s a pro bc #relatable?), is not v practical
Pros of Brian’s refrigerator lamp: is a lamp that sits on top of a refrigerator, meaning Brian Kinney put it on top of the refrigerator, probably also knows all the secrets, you wrote fic about it that I have accepted as canon which means it holds Deep Emotional Significance™ for Brian and his relationship with Justin, is older than Rebecca’s giant fish and thus deserves respect
Cons of Bran’s refrigerator lamp: is a lamp that sits on top of a refrigerator, meaning it doesn’t really offer all that much light, not v practical, is no longer perched on Brian’s refrigerator (RIP)
THE WINNER: Brian’s refrigerator lamp, although he really should drape it with Christmas lights for a true assessment
I am so happy to have gotten a commission from @esakris of my Hawke, Tess. They did such an amazing job with her, and I can’t stop smiling at this dork of mine (and I’ve been staring at her since they gave me the first sketch). I can’t thank them enough for bringing Tess out of the game in a way I couldn’t dream of. Now I’m just gonna sit here looking at her and wishing I could relive my first DA2 playthrough with the bab all over again.