so don't pretend you didn't see this

Zodiac Gothic: Terrifying things may come
  • Aries: One day, when you blink, you'll see anther world in between the closing and opening of your eyelids. It will be terrifying, horrible, indescribable - and you will forget it as soon as you open your eyes. Perhaps it just happened. Perhaps it will happen tomorrow. Or perhaps, the last time you close your eyes, it will happen. And you won't be able to open them again to escape.
  • Taurus: The next time someone tells you to run, do it. Even if you are surrounded by nothing but walls, run until you can't run anymore - then walk, then crawl, then squirm. Only when you have exhausted all means of movement will you be safe.
  • Gemini: You are going to meet a special someone soon. A /very/ special someone. They will not have eyes, and their tongue will be heinously long. They will try to wrap you up - let them. Only once you give in to them will they let you go.
  • Cancer: Something horrible has happened. It had nothing to do with you, but it happened. Just now, it happened again. You are powerless to stop these horrible things. And they, too, are powerless to hurt you - so long as you remember to listen to the weather. Did you forget? Hmm. Something bad has happened. It had everything to do with you.
  • Leo: There are dark forces attempting to change your fate right now. But will it be for better, or for worse? Leave a lemon on your porch overnight to stop them. You may save yourself - or doom yourself to an even worse fate. You must make the decision soon, or the forces will already be upon you.
  • Virgo: Don't go to an ocean. Don't go to a lake. Actually, it's probably best you avoid swimming pools too. To be safe, don't even take a bath tonight - it isn't worth the risk. Is it raining? Well, then your fate has been sealed...
  • Libra: Don't stare too long at that object that shouldn't be there. Pretend that it's normal. If you pretend that you didn't just see it move out of the corner of your eye, you will be safe.
  • Scorpio: Don't do it. I know that you're thinking about doing it - but don't. There are demons waiting to take a hold of you if you succeed. What is 'it' you might be wondering - well, you know. You're the one who planned it.
  • Sagittarius: The monster under your bed loves you. It loves you so very much. It crawls out and sleeps next to you at night, and it stares at pictures of you while you are away. It even fights off the other monsters every night. But watch out, it might just fail some night....and the monster in the closet loves you in a much more violent way.
  • Capricorn: Someday, when you are home alone in a new house, there will be an extra door that you will notice, and be unsure of it was there before. It wasn't. It contains a set of stairs, each step more wet and soft than the last. The further down these stairs. you walk, the hotter and damper you feel, and the more lights you will see on the walls. Do not touch the lights. Do not touch the walls. Keep walking - you will eventually trip, and find yourself facing up the stairs. Walk up. Do not, at any point, turn back - the teeth will come.
  • Aquarius: A strange and hauntingly beautiful woman will ask to use your phone in a parking lot at midnight, sometime in the near future. It will be cloudy and dark. She will look startlingly familiar, but you will not be able to remember her at all. You must not allow her to take your phone. You must not allow her to take your heart.
  • Pisces: If you ever find yourself surrounded by strangers, keep a look out for anyone with golden pupils in plain white eyes. If you have seen them, then immediately cleanse yourself with fish water and lemon juice. If it's been more than three days, you have been Marked for something that is yet unknown, but must be avoided at all cost.
What if..
  • Draco: Potter isn't here yet and its 10:02, he's normally walking through this hallway by 10:01. What if something happened to him?
  • Blaise: Stop being so paranoid, maybe he woke up late
  • Draco: Oh no. What if he ran away? What if he died? What if that muggle family took him back and locked him up in their house? If I don't see him, how on earth am I supposed to show him I love him?
  • Blaise: Well there's Potter now!
  • Harry: Ugh. Move out of the way Malfoy.
  • Draco: Well, if it isn't Potter with his dweeb friends walking down the hallway. Why don't you go back to that muggle family since nobody wants you here, maybe they'll lock you up under the stairs again.
  • Harry: *walks away*
  • Draco: idk but he comes crawling back every time.
you’re the kind of person who says sorry

when they don’t mean sorry.
you just want me to stop having feelings
so you don’t have to think about what you did wrong.

you don’t even fucking listen to me when i speak

so i’m done speaking.

i hate you so much. there’s no way

hatred isn’t this feeling. my blood is boiling.

you’re still choosing her over me,

even as friends.
you don’t deserve my friendship.

you never did.

i write a poem about me leaving you

and you see it so you text me.
i don’t answer because i fucking hate you

but i feel guilty about it the entire day.


you text me again. you say “hey.”

you tell me you saw my snapchat story

and you hope i’m having fun. you ask me

how school’s going. you’re so good

at pretending you care. you’re so good at it,

i believe you.


i always give in.

i always text you back eventually.

and you’re so fucking nice to me,
i forget about all of the things you did wrong.

all of the lies. the times

you were threading your hands in her hair

when i was breaking down.


why can’t you make this easy?

why can’t you fucking leave?

First meeting {Sentence Starters}
  • "Pretty quiet place, isn't it?"
  • "Can I pet your dog?"
  • "I love your ____! Where did you get it?"
  • "Didn't know anybody else was here."
  • "Sorry, is this seat taken?"
  • "You haven't seen this ____ anywhere, have you?"
  • "Wow, this line's really long isn't it?"
  • "So, you come here often?"
  • "Yeah, can I help you with something?"
  • "What do you usually order when you come here?"
  • "So- weather's pretty nice."
  • "I'm so sorry! I didn't see you!"
  • "Don't suppose you know where to get a great meal around here?"
  • "Can you tell me how to get to ____?"
  • "Mind if I share your umbrella for a minute?"
  • "Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me!"
  • "You need directions or something?"
  • "This seat's open!"
  • "Haven't seen you around. Need something?"
  • "Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?"
  • "Don't ask, just run!"

Why is it that so many C/helley fanfictions feel the need to make GLaDOS the villain somehow, yet ChellDOS fanfictions don’t ever seem to make W/heatley the bad guy?

It’s almost like they have to demonize GLaDOS and erase all her development in order to make W/heatley look better.

Originally posted by gameraboy

Podcast nails 3/?

riddle me this: why is the photo quality so bad on tumblr?

(minor color correction to get the nails to show up true to life which is why my hand looks pink rip)

Forbidden Love Sentence Starters
  • "We very nearly got caught then."
  • "I think we should meet up less, people are starting to get suspicious."
  • "If anyone asks, you're my cousin."
  • "I wish we didn't have to meet at night, but my goodness you look so beautiful by the moonlight."
  • "There is no pretending any more. I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then."
  • "Just for tonight let's pretend we're not who we are."
  • "I can't help myself, the forbidden fruit is always the sweetest."
  • "What do you mean I'm not allowed to love you?"
  • "I don't know what I'm going to do, I can't see myself with anyone else."
  • "I don't want to marry him/her/them!"
  • "I've began to love this place, our little spot."
  • "What do you think people would say if they knew about us?"
  • "They know."
  • "Perhaps we should quit while we're ahead."
  • "Flirting with you has been fun but I'm worried we might be in too deep."
  • "I can't fall in love with you, I just can't!"
  • "We were doomed from the start, we've been fighting a losing battle."
  • "I just don't care any more. I love you, and I don't care who knows."
  • "If you think you can stand living with me, looking but not touching, you're welcome to try."
  • "No matter what happens, I'll always be there for you, even if we can't be together."
byron in albert's route
  • albert: we need to find you a fiancee.
  • byron: meh.
  • albert: an heir is a good idea.
  • byron: do whatever you want. *sulks*
  • --------
  • princess: thank you for having me.
  • byron: psst, i don't really wanna get married.
  • princess: oh.
  • byron: ignore everyone when they say i do, okay? ;)
  • --------
  • nobles: i wanna see the princess dance with byron!
  • byron: *pretends not to hear anything*
  • nobles: it would be nice to see it!
  • byron: *looks further away*
  • --------
  • princess: in that case let me dance with albert.
  • albert: wha?
  • byron: *smiles* yes. yes, dance with albert.
  • nobles: okay then.
  • --------
  • albert: so how do you like the princess?
  • byron: meh not interested.
  • albert: you have to marry her to avoid a war.
  • byron: k.... :(
  • --------bonus scene that didn't happen
  • byron: you keep talking about the princess and finding a fiancee, why don't YOU marry her then!
  • albert: maybe i will!

you know, as much as I enjoyed Wonder Woman, it had one of the most egregious cases of “We can’t tell the main character vital information for no reason at all” I’ve seen in a while

“It’ll help Ares find her faster!”

um ok how????

assuming that the info in question is that Diana is basically a god (making Ares her brother) and that she, not the sword, is the god-killer …. that helps Ares find her how, exactly?

Especially when Diana had already declared her actual strategy was to go straight to the front lines and start shouting COME AT ME BRO to Ares …. I really fail to see how telling her the truth would have changed anything.

(that’s not even going into the fact that finding Ares/Ares finding her was, you know, the actual goal. we’ll let that go since Hippolyta had obvious issues surrounding her daughter’s destiny.)

Sakamaki Shitty Thing: Too similar

Okay, this is veeery random and I didn’t even finish it, so not all the Sakamakis included. I really don’t want to continue this, but I didn’t want to waste what I’ve already wrote, so here it goes. It’s only a lil shitful shit I wrote by accident. Don’t mind me lol.

You tried to convience him how annoying he sometimes was. But he didn’t listen to you and you decided to pursuade him in a bit different way.

♞ Laito ♞

“Heyyy, babeee…”
The sweet sound of your voice instantly reached his ears and he stalked over, wrapping arms around you.
”Ahh, Laito-kun, let’s…”
The way you gripped his pants in the next moment made him instantly go nut.
And guess what? He didn’t regret you acting like this.
You failed, lol.

♝ Reiji ♝

“Reiji, you didn’t do your homework yet.”
“Don’t you see I’m busy with-”
“Do it right now, I’m not going to repeat myself.”
You sat down, sipping your tea, as he looked at you, raising his eyebrow.
“What are you trying to prove…?”

♚ Shu ♚

“Oi… We should do something… You’ve been sleeping for a few days in row…” Shu’s face shown the highest confusion as he looked down at you, shaking your arm to wake you up.
“…too bothersome…” you mumbled, smashing his hand away and rolling over, disppearing under blankets.
“…Hey… Stop it.”
“Shut up…”
“…” He was annoyed now and he rolled on top of you, trapping you under his heavy body, making you groan uncomfortably.
“…Shu, get the fuck off of me.”
“You’re the one who started it. Let’s see who can be a better me.”

♜ Subaru ♜

You yelled out aloud and hit the wall with all the strength you had.
It was followed by a pathetic, pained whine and the sound of your bones crushing.
Subaru facepalmed.
2/10, wouldn’t do it again.

When they all got drunk except for one
  • Klaus Goldstein: Dude, you are such a bunnyhead!
  • Liz Hart: I am a pretty bunny though!
  • Elias Goldstein: So this one time... I wanted to kiss Luca and he said he wasn't into guy's. That was so cute
  • Amelia Nile: Oh my gosh all these guy's are so gross, want to get married Liz?
  • Luca Orlem: Yep, I am so in love with you right now Elias.
  • Randy March: Candy magic!
  • Azusa Kuse: Are you all nuts?
  • Leon: I became a unicorn again! *Claps*
  • Guy Brighton: I see dead people!
  • Glenn Qing: I am really the reaper... in disguise as a human
  • Vincent Knight: I am so a knight, keep it quiet okay?
  • Joel Crawford: Yeah, I was pretending to be a girl. What's so wrong with that? I even wear dresses now!
  • Leslie Rosenblade: I don't belong here, no, no, no. *Sings.*
  • Sigurd Curtis: I didn't spike their tea... stop looking at me.
  • Yukiya Reizen: Where am I again?
If Murphy was around for ALIE!Raven
  • ALIE!Raven: poor, poor Murphy, always getting left behind.
  • Murphy: *raises his eyebrow* Yep.
  • ALIE!Raven: no one wants you - not Jaha, not Bellamy, not even your own mother thought you were worth keeping alive.
  • Murphy: *picks at his teeth* Yeah, that sounds about right.
  • ALIE!Raven: You're always gonna be the bad guy. No one will ever care enough about you to save you.
  • Murphy: *rolls eyes* Mhm. So tell me something I don't already know.
  • ~two hours later, Bellamy comes in, sees ALIE!Raven glaring at Murphy as he idly cleans his fingernails.
  • Bellamy: She didn't get to you?
  • Murphy: Nah. Just another Monday afternoon for me, my dude.
The signs traits based on people I know
  • Aries🔸cold-hearted af, insolent, always need to have the last word, very clever, secretly want to be friends with everyone, good relationship with siblings, seem unapprochable but once you start talking to them you'll realize they're pretty cool, good buddies not solid friends, often only bond over one particular common interest, the kind of friend you can stop talking to for 2 years and neither of you care and you stay friends anyway
  • Taurus🔸so aloof, seem unapprochable, the kind of person that walks past you while pretending they didn't see you, love attention, laugh a lot, a bit fake but if they don't like you, you'll know it, very hard to get close to them, have the biggest smiles and eyes are full of joy, lots of forced smiles though, good memory
  • Gemini🔸very much into art and/or sports, get into the best colleges and schools, love being abroad, the kind of person that randomly adds you on facebook, smart, engage in debates with teachers, sweet but very mysterious, like being alone but have a lot of friends, hard to understand, intense eye contact, funny
  • Cancer🔸very caring as long as they're not bothered by it, will definitely make great parents, wayyyy too sensitive and take literally everything personally, always want to fight/engage in debate, think they're always right, condescending as hell, hate losing, physically cute, easy to make them laugh
  • Leo🔸cool kids, charismatic, popular, the kind of person who meets their gf/bf in a club or through tinder, cheeky, will make out with everyone at a party, a little bit grandma-ish, love displaying their love life on social networks, absolutely unproblematic, nice fashion sense
  • Virgo🔸cool clothes, seem very chill, you probably want to be friends with them, very very exclusive when it comes to friendships, very neat, perfectionists, seem to have the perfect life, great hair, always on vacation, hard to maintain friendship with them
  • Libra🔸feminists, helpful, loud, talkative, open-minded, sweet souls, thirsty for justice, like to laugh, friendly, like art in general but aren't too good at it although good writers, chill people, quirky, loved by most people, either strongly hate or love sports, no inbetween
  • Scorpio🔸lowkey jerks, caring towards everyone although slightly hypocrite, good students, physically cute and look sweet so most people like them without getting to know them, teacher's pet, generous, nice smiles, great family values, motherly instincts, great fashion sense
  • Saggitarius🔸bossy, know-it-all, nonchalant and aloof, think they're always right, sometimes downright mean, very generous, superiority complex and thrive on compliments, great hair, not picky at all when it comes to friends, great listeners, pretty popular, love sharing personal stories, won't reply to your text
  • Capricorn🔸conservative, professional, smart, the perfect intern, straight-A students, good at managing their money, authoritarian but respect authority as well, kind hearts and sweet souls, have a lot of acquaintances but a very small and exclusive group of friends, a bit unavailable, severe, organized, very serious and studious, everyone wants to be liked by them
  • Aquarius🔸funny and sarcastic, have the best punchlines and comebacks, very curious, love gossip, travellers at heart, love making fun of people, think they're special, tend to speak to themselves because they're misunderstood by everyone but themselves, do not take people's opinion about them into account, disliked by teachers because too insolent, smart and very educated
  • Pisces🔸very very very good at whatever job they have, ambitious, good dancers, love karaokes, awesome with kids, fighters, brave, good at DIYs, they're going to go so far in life and they know it, very confident, love art (especially photography and music), emotionally aloof, rarely demonstrate physical affection
  • 🌴⭐️PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tag your sign when you reblog so I know if I was at least a little bit accurate about you haha⭐️🌴

just my lil PSA of letting ya’ll know that i actually hate suicide plot lines bc they are v stressful for me when i feel like I can’t do anything and so i might stop responding because I can’t handle it as a human. Like I don’t know what to do. And since me and Betty have like basically the same personality she doesn’t really know what to do either. So if i vanish for the next few days I hope your characters are still around to RP bc I literally just had a mental break down in the shower about it and I’ve been sad all day.  I think i just need to not be here. 

so uhm


GOT7 as boyfriends at your college/uni graduation
  • Mark: quietly comes on his own and wears a big hat and shades just to be safe (he wants to make your special day all about you). Sits with your family and friends and takes tons of photos which he later sends to the members to brag about how smart and beautiful his s.o. is. Will not stop smiling when you see him after the ceremony because he's so happy for you. He gives you a cute teddy bear wearing a grad cap and a sweet card with a polaroid of the two of you in it.
  • JB: despite the fact your family thinks that he looks miserable the entire time, he’s really happy to be there. Has RBF through most of the ceremony, except for when he sees you walk across the stage to accept your diploma and his face lights up. After the ceremony, he holds your diploma and the roses he brought you while you take pictures with your family and friends and looks on smiling.
  • Jackson: couldn't make it to your campus because of his crazy schedule but watches the live stream online and texts/snapchats you the whole time with his reaction and video chats you after telling you how cute you look in your cap and gown and how proud he is of you. When you get home, a big bouquet of flowers in your favorite color are waiting for you, along with a sweet note and a thoughtful gift. Next time he sees you, he makes you watch the DVD with him.
  • Junior: would come with one or two of the other members to serve as your mini cheering section. Jinyoung strikes me as the type who is really into school and learning so there's a good chance he might get emotional because he knows you're taking a big step in your life and that you worked so hard to get there. Would be really into even the small details of the ceremony and would ask you questions beforehand about what to expect and maybe do some research on the things you didn't know. Probably shed a single solitary tear during pomp and circumstance. Brings you an inspirational book that he writes a note on the inside cover!
  • Youngjae: He's super happy to be there, and endears himself to your family by holding doors open for your relatives wherever y'all go. Quickly becomes your mom's new best friend, and by the end of the weekend they're chatting like they've known each other for years. Can't stop smiling after the ceremony and telling you how proud he is of you. A week or so after the ceremony, he takes you out to a nice dinner, and then plays one of your favorite songs for you as a gift. Makes you take him on a tour of campus so he can see the places you tell him about on the phone/over Skype.
  • Bambam: takes time off and brings the rest of the members, whether they wanted to come or not. May or may not have brought noisemakers and giant posters with your face on them, dabs when you get your diploma, and makes a general spectacle of himself the entire time while JB looks on in general horror. Buys you the biggest bouquet of flowers he can find and a huge amount of balloons. Has not been this excited since their first win.
  • Yugyeom: is a little intimidated by your family and friends, but he's so proud of you! Probably convinced BamBam to come with him so he wouldn't be by himself, but somehow managed to talk Bam out of bringing giant cutouts of your face. Might have cried at some point during the ceremony but he does a good job of pretending he didn't. Waits until you see your family before he comes up to congratulate you, and he helps pack up your car to move you out. Buys you something nice and practical that Jinyoung helped him pick out when he cluelessly asked what to get someone for their graduation.
Blue October Lyric Sentence Meme
  • "It's gone wrong again."
  • "I'm stronger than you."
  • "Why can't we work when we both try?"
  • "Will you think of me in time?"
  • "Can you hear me at all?"
  • "Cause if I believe in you, will you believe in me? "
  • "I gave up on the past cause it's unforgiving."
  • "I'll give you everything my life amounts to."
  • "Replace my heart, 'cause I'm convinced mine broke the day I let us end."
  • "I have to fix this on my own."
  • "I'm finally happy."
  • "I think I'll lie a bit."
  • "I won't cry over anything at all."
  • "You're not the one with all the problems."
  • "I bet you're waiting for a long sob story of how I was mistreated again."
  • "You broke my thunder."
  • "How do you tell an angel that you don't believe in God?"
  • "I wish I knew how to keep the promises I made you."
  • "I only want you to see my favorite part of me."
  • "I want to fall in love with you."
  • "I haven't met another you since you were with me."
  • "There's no forgiveness for you! You sick fuck!"
  • "I can't believe you actually picked me."
  • "Will you help me through?"
  • "I lack the beauty you display."
  • "I'm sorry for the way I treated you."
  • "Can you show me how to treat someone? I don't recall ever learning how."
  • "Give me strength to be kind..."
  • "I'm on your side, if you fail at least you tried."
  • "I want you to come closer.."
  • "So have I found your secret weak spot, baby?"
  • "Can you pretend I'm amazing? Instead of what we both know?"
  • "You make me smile."
  • "Who cares if no one else believes?"
  • "Sometimes it feels just like I'm falling in the ocean."
  • "Would you meet me?"
  • "Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you."
  • "Hate me so you can finally see what’s good for you."
  • "You seemed as happy as you'd ever been."
  • "Go away."
  • "Oh, should I listen for a dress size?"
  • "But I'm happy that you're happy."
  • "This is no longer about me!"
  • "And now you're pulling out the best of me..."
  • "I never knew you till you left me with the crying disease."
  • "I'm admitting I'm wrong."
  • "We may be some sort of crazy."
  • "But you're my everlasting friend."
  • "You taught me how to live at last."
  • "Will you be coming home?"
  • "I'm so yours for the taking."
  • "And I wish you'd stay.."
  • "I need support, not a slap in the face."
  • "You got one life, live it, 'cause they'll take it away."
  • "So which one of us will wage war?"
  • "I know that God exists. I held her in my arms."
  • "Take me off your worry list, it'll be better that way."
  • "I'm just sick of calling your bluff."
  • "I fought the world and I lost that bout."
  • "And remember I love you the same and I'll strangle you're pain."
  • "I want to someone..."
  • "Maybe life's not for everyone..."
  • Rosamund: *nervous* Uncle Sherlock?
  • Sherlock: *stirring tea* Yes?
  • Rosamund: *on the verge of tears* Are you hurting Aunt Molly?
  • Sherlock: *shocked* What? No, of course not! I would never hurt Molly, never. I love her, you know that, don't you?
  • Rosamund: *nods; relaxing*
  • Sherlock: *sipping tea* Well, then, whatever gave you that ridiculous idea?
  • Rosamund: *shrugs* I heard you saying you're going to bang her so hard when I'm not here.
  • Sherlock: *spits tea*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Rosamund: *frowns; scratches her head* What did you mean then?
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: *calls to the bedroom in a high voice* MOLLY!
  • I honestly can't see their reunion like this:
  • Sasuke: I'm home, Sarada.
  • Sarada: (crying) I missed you so much Papa !
  • No, more like that:
  • Sasuke: I'm home, Sarada.
  • Sarada: Don't pretend to be my dad you scary weird man ! Where were you all this time ?! Do you know how Mama suffered because of you ? Why did you left ? You didn't love us...? You didn't love me...? Do you know (sobs) how I felt when I saw all my friend... with their dad ? (burst into tears) Papa...
  • Sasuke: (hug her) I missed you.
  • Sarada: (sob) Hn.