Me: Patronus test??? There’s finally a Patronus test????
Pottermore: Your Patronus is a Boizoi!
Me: Oh… okay, so what does that mean?
Pottermore: The Patronus is the most famous (and famously difficult) defensive charm. The aim is to produce a silvery-white guardian or protector, which–
Me: No, what does my Patronus say about me? You know, like the descriptions you have for houses and wand types?
Pottermore: Your Patronus is a boizoi!