so darn funny

History isn’t like that. History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has been patched and darned many times, re-knitted to suit different people, shoved in a box under the sink of censorship to be cut up for the dusters of propaganda, yet it always - eventually - manages to spring back into its old familiar shape. History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it. History always has a few tricks up its frayed sleeve. It’s been around a long time.
—  Terry Pratchett - Mort

@RRReol 血迷った

Reol : Out of my mind

@kradness55  めちゃくそかっこいい

kradness: That’s hella f*cking cool

@RRReol  うれぴ〜い

Reol : I’m happ~y

@RRReol  赤くしたかったのにどピンクだ  まあいっか

Reol : I wanted it to be red but it turned out pink. Oh well


“Shit English Majors Say” by Eastern Illinois University students

This is actually damn spot on.

A very silly comic of Satan and Me. Their relationship is just golden :3

A very lazy sprits of colour just to illustrate how she quite literally uses him as a night light. I may clean this up… One day. I still have another idea for these two so :P

💗 Powerpuff Girls S1 Sentence Starters – Part 2 of 2  💗

  • My doctor told me to cut down on justice.
  • We’ve…just grown apart, you see, and…well, there’s somebody else, I’m sorry, we can still be friends, goodbye.
  • We have to expose him for the phony that he is. But how?
  • I set up all of those other disasters so I could go in, save everyone, and get all the fame and glory.
  • You were perfect. No one suspected we set the whole thing up.
  • He’s with me, but not by choice! I took him and he didn’t like it!
  • Do you really think I would harm my own father?
  • Evil geniuses are made, not born.
  • I was completely overshadowed by your tremendous physical powers!
  • I don’t believe it! We had our very own pet monkey?
  • Now I’m a vengeful, mad genius bent on destroying mankind…with SUPERPOWERS!
  • Has this sibling rivalry come to an end?
  • Not with mechanical machine will I destroy this planet, but with my own bare hands!
  • I’ve dedicated my life to destroying what I had a hand in creating.
  • I like to eat gooey paste! ‘Cause I’m stupid!
  • You know better than that! Now apologize right this instant!
  • It’s an imitatable act. If the other kids were to see you doing it, they might want to do it too.
  • Not so fast, paste eater!
  • This oatmeal’s too hot!
  • I can’t make the ice come out.
  • Try not to make your sisters too jealous.
  • How come your sisters are so mean?
  • Way to go, ice princess.
  • Buzz! I’m gonna get you!
  • You’re not ready for the higher levels yet. Don’t worry, cheer up. Someday you will be.
  • Everyone knows you’re the scarediest.
  • I’ll show them. I’ll prove that I can be HARDCORE!
  • Well, I may be able to talk, but I sure as heck can’t drive.
  • Take this! And that! And this! And this! And that!
  • You can start by signing some very important documents on your desk.
  • Where am I? Why can’t I see? Wait! And why can’t I move my arms and legs?
  • I blindfolded and tied you up in order to keep the whereabouts of my secret lair a secret!
  • I was drawing a pretty picture of a red daisy, but then [name] came along and said that the red daisy was biogenetically impossible!
  • I knew there was trouble, and I had to act fast.
  • Why were you laughing so much? My life was at stake!
  • Boy, was he mad. There was steam coming out of his ears!
  • You don’t even know how to tell a good bedtime story!
  • That’s all okey-dokey, peachy keen, fine and dandy, but you never explained what was so gosh darn funny!
  • We’re not keeping that stinky fleabag because I’m gonna end up feeding it, and cleaning it, and loving it.
  • Well, there was this bad man, and he had this raygun.
  • If we didn’t have to sit through your ridiculous ramblings, we’d be halfway to solving this!
  • I dreamed I was hypnotized by a cat, we stole a jewel, and I jumped off a building! Pretty crazy, huh?
  • If George Washington used snails instead of greyhounds to pull his sled, there’d be no trees for Honest Abe to shove from the highest mountain.
  • I love to kiss all of those adorable babies!
  • If I have to milk another goat, I’m gonna be sick!
  • I must remember to destroy those kids after my breakfast has been eaten.
  • Can you please direct me to the location of where I may locate some eggs? For I would like to purchase them, so that they can travel home with me and I can eat them today.
  • I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.
  • I think our ball crashed through your window. Can we have it back?
  • I must reiterate: no touching of anything!
  • Listen to my singing, it could last for quite a while!
  • What do you mean, whatever?! We can’t live in a world without color! Mother Nature has big, big plans with color, and it just can’t be taken away!
  • You can’t park next to a fire hydrant!
  • You like things to be black and white, huh? Well, how would you like to be black and blue?
  • You can’t hurt me with the things that you do. I’ll pick up dandelions and I’ll give them to you.
  • Who do you think you are anyway, pops?
  • You don’t want to kick MY butt. My butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
  • I think they’re asking for a hiney-whooping!
  • It takes more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry.
  • Furthermore, every Wednesday will be Pretzel Day.
  • Good thing we had those burritos for lunch.
  • You’ve just been attacking the problem from the wrong angle.
  • Promise me you’ll use it. Promise?
  • Now it’s time for some super rest and relaxation.
  • It’s root beer time!
  • Can’t you come back later? It’s Saturday!
  • Back, you bad, old, giant fish balloon!
  • Well, um…eh…gotta go!
Winter Classic Family Skate - Michael Latta

Sitting on the bench, you began to shiver. This wasn’t necessarily your idea of fun, but it meant a lot to Michael that you were there with him. Looking down at your feet, you glared a bit at the skates that felt just a little too tight. You hadn’t even had them on for more than 10 minutes and already you wanted to rip them off and throw them violently. Skating was not your thing.

But it sure was Michael’s.

He came flying by the bench and you could’ve sworn he had made the air around you drop 5 degrees. You watched as he skated swiftly around the other players and their families, finally hopping the boards right in front of you.

“Careful!” You yelp, throwing your hands of near your face and turning away. His legs swung over the boards and his feet planted on either side of yours. You felt his hands grab yours softly and pulled them down and away from your face.

“Always, Y/N, always.” He swoops in and kisses your cheek. You’re ice cold but his lips seem to be burning. “Aren’t you gonna come out and have a skate?” Michael’s eyes danced at the word skate. It looked like he was just dying to get you out there.

“Mike, babe, I don’t think these skates fit properly and I’m not sure I tied them right…I don’t think I should-“ you’re cut off by Michael’s lips on yours. It was like fire and ice meeting for the first time. You start kissing him back, craving his warmth.

Michael pulls back smiling, he knows he has you now. “Nonsense, babe,” he says, getting down on his knee, “I’ll check the laces for you.”

A few minutes later and Michael’s pulling you to your feet. Suddenly you don’t feel well.

“Michael, I don’t feel well,” you say, looking up at him.

He bends down and kisses your forehead. “C’mon Y/N, just a couple laps, then we’ll get those blades off your feet and some warm coco in your belly. Sound good?” The persuasive look in his eyes weren’t helping.

You sigh, “Okay.”

Michael grins like a small child before hopping the boards once again, nearly knocking into Patrick and his girlfriend.

“Michael, watch out, you’re going to hit someone,” you frown. He was like a bull in a china shop. A very sweet, kind-heart, softy type bull, but a bull nonetheless.

You began to struggle along the bench, holding the boards for support, as you made your way to the door.

“Y/N?” You heard Michael ask.

“What?” You look over at Michael and see he’s trying to suppress a laugh; his eyebrows nearly disappear into his hair line. “What?” you repeated. What was so darn funny?

“Here,” he says, offering his hand, “let me help you.” All you can do is shake your head and grab his hand.

The next thing you know, you’re flying in the air and you hear a fairly loud yelp escape your lips. Michael had swooped in and literally picked you up and over the low boards. It had all been one swift movement that you hadn’t fully comprehended what had happened until after you were standing on the ice.

“MICHAEL!” You exclaim.

“C’mon, babe, you have to admit it was getting painful watching you struggle to the bench door.” Before you can say anything, he spins you around so you’re facing the same way everyone else is skating, and gives you a little nudge.

You glide effortlessly about four or five feet before you begin to panic. By then, Michael has his arms wrapped around you from behind, his face nuzzled in your neck.

“You didn’t think I’d just leave you to skate all by yourself, did you?” he mumbles into your neck. You can feel his warm body pressed all up against yours. Maybe this wasn’t such a bad idea after all.

You hold onto his arms as the two of you skate around the edge of the rink, wrapped up in each other.

“Are you having fun?” You hear him ask. You’d almost forgotten how much you were protesting earlier.

“Honestly?” You ask. You look over your shoulder to see him nod his head. “I always have fun with you, Latta.”

anonymous asked:

This might be weird but your voice is so relaxing?? Like your voice just sounds like sunshine and all good & soft things in the world and if you weren't so gosh darn funny on Judycube it'd be what I would put on for white noise when I fall asleep

aaaa that means so much to me,,, that you so much ;o; i’d love to make more relaxing content tbh so maybe i’ll have something down the road for u to do that with!!

nanafangirls  asked:

Oh, you don't need to be sorry! I was just curious since I would love to see the show, but it won't be possible :( the cast album is beautiful! If I have to pick a song to talk about, I need to say that Where Do We Go From Here really got me; what about you?

THATS A GOOD ONE an dim so upset about the show closing. I no joke cried when I found out. 

I really like Goodbye, Amelie because it was so gosh darn funny live. BUT also I really love When The Booth Goes Bright and Halfway (Reprise). 

anonymous asked:

so an arrangement - okay you can't tell us details but for sure there is no romance here? And the idiot Harry made the arrangement to clean this mess up? LOL - I do hope the moron has learned a lesson from this.

Me too. Its so darn funny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Concert Chapter 5: Unexpected Encounter

Welcome to part 5 of the Concert.
Today we will get to know who this Hyena is ;)

Thank you again SO much für the drawing @fuzzywuzzylittletail you made him look perfect!!!!!!

This will be a rather short chapter again but I think he deserves his own.

So, here we go:

Chapter 1: Friendship on the Brink

Chapter 2: Goodwil visit

Chapter 3: Apologies

Chapter 4: Crevasse

Chapter 5: Unexpected Encounter

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

But Papi, the funny fisting and now pineappling asks are not funny on their own but because of your reaction and tags… like on any given day you are okay with sex talk/ sex ed questions but then you are just so darn funny and all I can think is that old post "forgive me daddy, I've been a bad girl" 😂

I have no idea what that ask is but it sounds like I’m glad I forgot it.