"This horrible umbrella wont extend ! Oh shit I just hit you in the crotch! Im so sorry." for Todoroki Shouto !
Head canon that Todoroki is a patient husband even when he knows he knows better then you…
“Sweety, you’re getting all wet.” He reached for the umbrella but you moved it away. “Let me help you.”
“No, Shouto!” It was a damn umbrella for goodness sake and you were determined to open it even if you had to break the damned thing. “I can do this, just give me a minute…”
“And let you get soaked in the process? I don’t think-”
Click. You found the button! The small umbrella shot out hitting Todoroki right in the crotch of his pants. He immediately doubled over and fell to his knees. Nothing brought him to his knees. Forgetting all about your grand accomplishment, you kneel down beside him.
“I am so sorry baby! Are you okay?”
He gave a painful moan in response but reached for the umbrella in your hand and raised it above your head. “Just…stay out of the rain, okay?”